0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today, a crucial question from Giants running back Cam Scarbrough, which I think we all we all need to answer. Do you like turn your head to eat a taco, or do you turn the taco for you? Like, are you dominant to the taco, or does the taco like do you turn your head for the I'm a dominant to the taco. taco though. Like, if you're not if you're turning the taco, you're dominating the taco. Do you like Great question. ████ bro. I'm submissive to the taco. >> You think you're submissive? >> I'm submissive to the taco. That's crazy. >> I turn my head to the taco because I don't want the ████ to Exactly. I feel like it's the more integrity holding way, you know? Cuz because I feel like the worst thing for handheld food is the loss of structural integrity. Agreed. Yeah, maybe. >> same reason, like, I will never put down
0:55 a hamburger. And if I pick it up, I'm finishing it. Right? Like, because if I put it down, it could fall apart. Or like a sandwich, do you know what I mean? Wait, so when you pick up a hamburger, nothing goes on until you finish? Yeah, I'm not There's not an intermission fries? You're not even picking up a drink or nothing? >> No, no, no, no, no. Napkin wipe or a soda? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he he also eats weird where he has to eat only the one like if he has a plate of like rice, veggies, steak, he has to clear the steak before he even touches the rice. >> dominate your you dominate your food. I know, but according to him, I don't because I I will turn my head for the taco cuz it's like I get it's physics. You know what I mean? Are you like you're submissive in many different variables, too. Are you like a war general, though? That's like not why I don't turn the taco, though. >> [laughter] >> No, I get it. It's like you don't want to disrupt the aesthetic of it, and you want to keep it intact. >> Especially a soft shell taco. Yeah.
1:45 But also, I can't imagine going to Korean barbecue, finishing all the meat, and then starting on the pan chans. Like, that's so weird. The one thing is if it's meant to be eaten together, I'm down for it. >> They're all meant to be eaten together, though. Like, fries, drink burger >> [laughter] >> No, not at all. He eats chips and salsas. He just eats the chips, and then he drinks the salsa. >> [laughter] >> Structural integrity, brother. It's the most important. >> the bowl of guacamole to myself. >> [laughter] >> Um actually, but like like okay, like a Thanksgiving plate, right? Like uh you're not supposed to switch between them necessarily, right? Like, I feel like the turkey >> turkey, you dip it in the mashed potatoes, and then you put some cranberry on there, and then you eat it. What the ████ country were you born in?
2:35 Like, where'd you come >> San Diego. >> [laughter] >> That's not No. You eat the whole thing at your leisure of like variety. You know what I found out actually 2 days ago? I eat corn really ████ weird. I um Like what? Like this? Like you eat like this? Do you go like this? Yeah, you shove in your mouth, and you scrape your teeth back, and you pull it all back. >> No, no. I eat it with my hands, one by one kernel. No way. >> You peel it? >> Yeah, one by one. Like every single Like a mouse? Like every single like monkeys picking off each other. Yeah, me, but a corn cob. Yeah, I I've done that before when the corn is the whole meal. No, no, no. I'll just do it. It's like uh I said I don't like getting it in my teeth. Oh. But that's the easiest way. Ian came over this morning and was talking to my assistant for a little bit, so I walked away from them. And when I came back, I overhearing this conversation. He's like, "Yeah, so this is how I eat corn."
3:27 And he's >> [laughter] >> And then he had a whole picture Look how bald it is at the end. It's bad ass, [laughter] right? And he's showing her, and she's just like, "Okay." It's the the first like 2 minutes that they met, by the way. Was that Riz? Was it worth I don't know. I mean, I guess. Did you just want to flex that you have an assistant right now? No, no, no. Oh, no, no. I heard you. No, no, no, no, no. But she was just there, and she just looked really confused. Like why? >> But she was like smiling and nodding at the same time. Psychopath eating corn. Wait, so what's dominant? Is Is this dominant? Who's dominating? When you're dominating the the taco, you're like, You turn the head, you're the taco's ████ dude. You're the taco's ████ boy. It's butt ████ Oh, dude. I'm the taco's ████ for sure. Well, what if you do both? Does that make you a switch? When you move it together? >> Yeah, you're it's it's just consensual collaboration. The taco turns 45
4:18 degrees, and so does your face. Oh. Oh. That's meeting in the middle. I I normally roll up the taco, and then I just bite it normal. Well, what if it was hard shell? Oh, hard I don't like hard shell tacos. I don't either. I could not tell you the last time I ever ate a hard shell taco. I get hardcore dominated, to be honest. Not only do I turn my neck, but I also raise the things so the juice is >> [laughter] >> Cuz I DON'T WANT >> AND ALSO, YOU'RE SHOVING another taco up your butt. >> Yeah, at the same time I'm getting rammed by the salsa. You're you're on the bed with your neck. I'm not even flexible, [laughter] so it's like my whole body. Anthony's on chains on on hoop chains, and he's riding a taco with his butt hole. Sometimes when I'm freaking, I have two tacos at the same time, and I'm like this. Just sucking on them. >> [laughter] >> And Anthony's like, "I think I'm dominant to the taco." I give them names.
5:09 Who the ████ dominates their food? That's so weird. Cam Scarbrough does, bro. >> [clears throat] >> New York Giants running back. What about a French dip sandwich? I think he I think he's it makes it a ████ He dips it, and he's like, "F███ it. I'm just going to keep my head straight, and watch everything fall apart." No, and he slaps it first, too. He he ████ ████ Yeah. Oh. No, he hits it against the wall so it it's knocked out. And then he eats the French dip. >> And he puts his boot on it, and he goes down, and he takes a bite. >> [laughter] >> I think we just like to stay clean. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think I don't want to let food dominate me, brother. I'll tell you that. So, you're making a change now after seeing this clip? So, what are you What are you going to do when you get a taco? You got to put it to the side, and let all the ████ cheese and tomatoes fall off? >> Yeah, I didn't know I was putting out that kind of ████ energy. And you eat it like this? That's ████ dude. That's weird.
5:59 >> know what I'll do? Fork and knife domination. Fork and knife domination. What? Might as well just make it a taco salad. Bro, I'll take a Costco pizza slice, and then I'll hold it for 30 seconds to drip some oil, then I'll take the towel, and then I'll pat it, and then I'll fold it, and then I'll still turn my ████ neck and shove it up my ass. >> [laughter] >> I'm treating that ████ good. I want to let that pizza know that they won. He's getting subbed that taco. He's like, "Mom, that's how you get nutrients." Imagine [laughter] turning your neck to shove it up your ass. No point to even eat. Do you guys like eating food with your hands more than with utensils, or no? 100%. What about like rice? Oh, utensils. Utensils. >> Utensils. I like using my hands. Even with rice? Yeah. I like using my hands. Not that It's a lot of work, too. Yeah,
6:49 yeah, that's what it is. Or like rice balls, but >> cereal and milk with your hands? I'll eat anything with my hands, to be honest. You'll eat cereal and milk, though? I don't really eat cereal and milk, but like What about pho? I've ate it with my hands before. >> That's crazy, dude. What if it's hot? And then just drinking it from the bowl. Yeah, like I'll just bring the bowl up. >> Like he uses like finger chopsticks. No, it's just I grip the the noodles and ████ Chill. You're getting you're getting her horned, dude. Just chill. Chill out. You know they used to eat spaghetti with hands back in the day? There's hella old pictures of >> Italians? Yeah. They'll There's pictures of them ████ Look at this ████ They're just They're eating the spaghetti like this. What were you going to say? One time we were in Japan, and he got this uh instant ramen. He left it overnight on the counter, and then woke up the next morning. He's like, "I'm hungry. Should I eat this?" And I was like, "Maybe microwave it." And he's like,
7:39 "Nah, too lazy. We don't have a microwave in here. I also don't have chopsticks. Should I use my hands?" I was like, "No." And he did it anyways. Made a Tik Tok of him just with his hands. soggy ramen noodles. And then what all the comments say? What are they like? Oh. I'm honestly too scared to read the comments on anything nowadays. He loves also like basically portraying himself as nastily and as gross as possible online. It's uh I like to call it chop maxing, or like loser maxing. I like to For some reason, when I was traveling cuz I didn't want to sign a new lease in LA, um I just basically told people I was homeless. And they believed him. Yeah. Then they would get in my DMs, and like yell at me. How'd you let your boy be homeless? I'm like, he is not homeless. >> I think you were traveling, you didn't sign a lease, and you didn't have a fixed place to live. Dang, dude. Yeah,
8:30 spaghetti with their hands? That's real ████ That's like an old picture. Are we sure they just can't afford forks? Yeah, I almost feel That could be. That could be. What if they get dark? I mean, they can't afford like hardly clothes. They can afford sketti, though. Is sketti no sauce? Sketti no sauce? I think that's probably for the best. >> I don't know if it's no sauce, or it's just a black and white photo. Uh there could be sauce that we don't see. Yeah. It's a bleak image, dude. Do you let So, so you let the tacos dominate you? You are by you're switch with the tacos. You dominate the tacos? I roll it up, and I eat it. So, that's pretty dominant. That's extra dominant. What the ████ He changes the nature of the taco. >> [laughter] >> It's like you make the taco your pain ████ ████ I guess. Yeah, and I get bent over by the taco. Bent over by the taco, yeah. I I'm going to fix my behavior cuz I don't want to be a ████ boy.
9:20 But I've been I've been doing [clears throat] the lean, so I guess I was submissive to the taco. >> Sub. Yeah. I'm a sub, too. I'm a mega sub. Turn my turn my neck, and let it go in my ass. You don't even eat it. It goes through his mouth. I fold the taco I fold the taco into a vagina, and I find the clitoris. I keep rubbing it till it ████ comes before I eat it. And then after the taco's in my [laughter] ass, I look at the taco, and I go, "Thank you." Thank you, daddy. That's tight. [laughter] That's tight. What happens when the taco comes? It just ████ like lets out some juice. >> [laughter] >> ████ Del Scorcho sauce? Welcome to Vegas, huh? >> [laughter] >> This is same as it was in California. True. >> Yeah. Does it feel different without the tables? A little bit. Feel like table makes you feel locked in, you know, you're like Yeah. Table makes you feel locked in? >> Yeah, yeah. It's more casual right now, you think? Yeah, yeah, this feels more casual. >> Definitely more casual. This makes you feel locked in.
10:10 >> Really? Yeah, because I feel like ever since you guys got couches, you guys talk about taking stuff up your ass more. That's [laughter] what I've noticed. I swear we didn't talk about that that much before. Less of that talk last time we filmed. >> Well, you weren't here for All Steve Day before. That's respectfully. Cuz All Steve Day is kind of what's up. And we have to balance you out. You're just like super hetero. No, that's not true at all. >> [laughter] >> I love my gay jokes more than most people.
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