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Meet Our Friends Andie and Iris!

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0:00 happy holidays and a good merry new year and we've been working on the ideal ugly Christmas sweater and as you can see we're still prototyping yeah mine's a little too small and his is a little too big right now what you can't do is pre-order November 4th to November 8th is our pre-order window and as we make these we will post more progress picks cuz it will be high quality heavy knit it won't look ghetto as as this nope but we're trying our best okay get it right now secure your place before we like sorry we don't have any more sweaters for you they came even to get Yoshinoya right have you had Yoshinoya yet no I don't know what it is you ever you ever want to have a steak but then in your mind you're like I would rather chop it up make it stringy and have it soaking wet that sounds disg does that does that

0:50 appetize you no I'm not [Music] gay welcome back to another great episode of careful boys today we have Ry and subin over there on that side we got myself and Colleen over here and over there let me introduce you too Andy Zaza who I've actually known since you were a little child yeah a little we toddler just a baby yeah and then we have Iris who is here from the Netherlands wow wow thank you for joining us wow you said um you have to go to work after this and by work what were you what did you actually yeah right now I'm dancing uh at not Berry Farm in the like Halloween shows not scary farm so we do like a carnival show it's like Carnival themed and we're like the the Carney dancers did you do

1:40 this last year too this is actually my fourth year doing it so a little while yeah but it's cool it's like there's like a fire act and there's like a guy who goes on this big wheel and there's like an aerialist and there's like it's kind of like an in between it's like outside show it's like the main show is this is this a snow globe thing what's the through World of Dance and they like found snow globe and then they found us through there so it's kind of like yeah it's kind of like through studio so it's kind of like direct it's kind of cool yeah is it easy it's it's just very physical it's like three three show they're all 30 minute shows three times a night and they're all like it's just just like a lot of dancing but it's cool like there's a lot of like fun stuff that we can kind of like do in between like we kind of get to do whatever we want which is cool cuz did you do this back when they were doing like the dia del I didn't do that one another another group did that yeah but that they're

2:31 kind of like finding dancers in the community to kind of like fill out these like things yeah it's cool yeah that's cool welcome to America again Iris it was a while it was a while so uh for some context iris is a is a a girl that I've known for many years and we were friends through uh through playing GTA online and like for years we were buddies and then uh one of our other friends in our little GTA online group was getting married and then uh we all decided to get together for this guy's wedding out in uh Princeton New Jersey and that was my first time meeting her face to face after years of life no no it was with my ex oh that's right my first time seeing her here in America no it was with in Amsterdam remember oh yeah you're The Layover yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right we I saw her amdam

3:22 once yeah wow but in America that was my first time hanging with you and and then that's when her and my one of my best buds ended up hitting it off and now dating oops oops oops how's that going by the way pretty good actually I'm here so yeah this is your second time like visiting while you guys third no oh so you guys are long distance yeah oh that's cool yeah that's hard that's intense yeah but we're working out we're gaming so that's a that's a cool thing yeah so Iris she plays a lot of games she's really good at them and he plays a lot of games with is not good at and is not as good yeah he's not as good but he's he's good enough to be able to play and sustain a relationship through that how how important is that yeah it's kind of crazy is it a

4:13 deal breaker if he was like losing not being as good not being a good partner in games if he would suck yeah that would be problem do you play co-op a lot or versus no it doesn't really matter we just play a lot of R risk of rain the risk of rain you don't even know it I don't know risk of right it's too new no it's not fossil so oh really what do you do in that game with him no um you can play co-op you can play up to four people and then it's like a it's like a game you start off with no items and then every item has a power and then you start stacking up all those freaking powers and then you get hella crazy strong get Hella chaotic you fight monsters and bosses and stuff okay that's what we do um we haven't played in a while though but uh oh you guys are you guys breaking

5:05 up is it over no RIS of brain so um Iris brought these by we're all going to try them have you ever had nether Dutch snacks nether snack snacks no what's the proper way that you've had this yeah why does everyone say Stroop it's stro stro nobody thinks of Netherland okay no one thinks of nobody thinks of Dutch is it strob baffles strob baffles strob baffles strob baffles was he close Str strob baffle what is what does it translate to what does it mean uh it means uh syrup syrup waffles syrup waffles oh syrup waffles syrup waffles and it's okay to just eat it like this without anything on it you can also put it in a microwave for a little bit so it get extra nice oh so there's there's wow it has like um that's why it's extra

5:55 nice in a microwave there's a sealant in there that's pretty nice hey put some some uh omelette with eggs on top of it ni splitting it can you put eggs on it I never tried it I think it would be bomb I don't know damn two I one one thank you you can taste the nether one it's my favorite how many did you bring you right at home dude my Su was so heavy it was insane uh it's just full of this in the in the oh yeah Shel brought Shel brought this uh Dutch peanut butter that she said literally translates to peanut cheese peanut cheese sounds peanut cheese sounds not good but it is good it's just peanut butter but

6:46 they called cheese uhhuh I I I want to say as a joke it's logical for Dutch people because you put cheese on bread so um it's not can you can you explain to me uh since you're dating my friend from all the way overseas how does it compare to dating a Netherlands guy like what's the different about that I mean I think there's so many people in the world that you can't really compare that um but I think it's the the type of people you date because you guys are really fun people and outgoing people and we don't really have that in us because they're pretty serious and hasn't hit there yet huh is locked in I mean you know my exist oh yeah so it didn't work out well um so ARS is a huge upgrade in that regard so that's

7:37 good okay yeah yeah I remember your ex he was he was nice at the time until nice to you guys yeah we we were just talking about that earlier how like a lot of guys to to other guys seem like a great dude but then in private to his girl total total scum I thought it was a great guy but appar he wasn't do you think he looks kind of like Ria a little [Laughter] biter he looks closer to Ria than he does me or sub though H yeah I don't know how to take this but all right no it was her her ex was black dude oh he was like half he was half Ricky is half Japanese same same was he that too no he was half Norse Norse like Thor there's no Asians in Netherlands nor sounds crazy sounds

8:28 hot that's cool he's a God yeah exactly I was like that sounds ████ hot is there Asians in Netherlands yeah but not that many what kind of Asians yeah what do you mean what kind like how how do Asians in the Netherlands act are they all like I don't have Asian it's more Indonesian cuz I'm a little little bit Indonesian as well so we have a lot of Indonesian people in the Netherlands like mixed in so um one of my good friends is is Indonesian um but other than that I don't know many Asians oh wow did are there any Filipinos in the Netherlands that you I know one I know one and he's a Quest group fan oh my god oh ████ it was so funny to me I met him once classic easy had to be a cross crew fan

9:18 huh it was so fun wait what do you mean you met him once uh yeah we were at the I was shooting for a for a thing in the studio like photography wise and then he was there and we just talked a little and we added each other on Instagram and that's it how did you even get to the topic if he was a quest CU I I was um I was uploading the stories on my on my story and he was like oh you know those people like God Dam like yeah so that's basically it okay did you ever date when when like out in the Netherlands did you ever date like a stereotypical super tall Dutch white guy not white cuz you know the that we see the kind that we see from over here they're all these towering tall you've been in Netherland you know how tall people are in the Netherlands it's kind of crazy I'm average and I'm kind of wow

10:10 like average tall how tall are you and I don't know I don't know inches like five oh yeah that's right it's a different measurement system and then so you're um you're 30 stroke waffles all two of my exes are actually like 6'2 or something oh okay that's great which was to me kind of annoying I just like if I was a guy I would love to be be like I'm 6'2 like you know what I mean like being able to say that as a guy I've heard it's not that big of a deal really I would have been I'm 6'2 I personally don't care I'm not like really into tall guys like that but like you know what I mean it's like a personality thing like it's got be personal you don't think tall guys is like a great place to start I mean and then figure the rest of it out I mean I guess yeah it's kind of like like they're tall they haven't they need

11:03 something wrong with them so they be like a little bit funny you know what I mean like tall is like you know like at least you're tall like they already have that what's your what's your do you have an ideal type or at least something close it's kind of like a personality it's like person to person you know what I mean I can't imagine if you were with somebody that wasn't as weird as you yeah like it's more just like they got to be some type of some type of spectrum as well you know what I mean like they got to be they got to be on my level cuz I could be real Annoying like I give be dude this the worst like but yeah no sorry we were saying 62 oh yeah yeah but um I thought it was annoying because I had to jump every time for kiss oh he would like pick you up well no I don't know he didn't he didn't go like he didn't bend down yeah yeah he didn't bend down for you back like this Spider-Man kisss

11:53 every time upside down Spider-Man kids I can't him much longer yeah if he was polite back yeah explained it perfectly yeah the Netherland ever get uh hot uh yeah it was this summer kind of hot but like today it was pretty hot in La if you compared the same uh degrees in the Netherlands in the Netherlands would be like an oven really because there's no Cool Wind yeah in here do like Cool Wind what's cool wins baby Co wins the one thing we got going for us what about um can I ask you a personal question what is it about what my friend AIS what is it about what do you like about him that you're willing to have this longdistance relationship oh God that's a hard question cuz everyone here likes them like we get it but like what do you like

12:43 yeah um that's a hard question like it's it's easy he's so easy to go like hang out with oh okay so it's it's really easy for me to love him so that's it yeah citizenship bro citizenship oh God what if she's like that's what I was trying to say it's a green card let's go no I don't know I don't know if I want to live here I don't know you don't know if you want to live I know it's Soto here W compared to the Netherlands the Netherlands is so nice we have health insurance everyone has like a health insurance well you can have duel well we have medical yeah yeah you would be giving up a lot of really nice things yeah like

13:33 madow you just got to plan when you get hurt so that way you know in time so yeah that's that's kind of a thing I would be down to be here a longer time so I would want to go back to the Netherlands for periods so that's that's a thing it's hard I mean even even with smack like every day she remembers something about Australia that we don't have here that's like so hard to get her freaking pacas and and strob baffles I would miss that because it's It's My Thing girl we got spamming rice and eggs what you talking about Skippy Fried Chicken you got bombass Korean barbecue yeah Nutella we got Nutella there Mila I think La does a good job of like covering different cultural foods but like almost so it's like you can have everything almost you know what I mean everything is good but

14:23 yeah I think he'd be giving up a lot of like really great Comforts and rights yeah I mean the food in America is definitely very very tasty so that's the only thing I'm like damn I would want to go here for the food that's a wind you you were born here right Andy yeah I'm born here in L Beach LC I don't know where it is and would you do you think you would live anywhere else a different country M living somewhere I would have to Netherlands no I would not I would I would happily not but you know not it's cool I I would where would I live how about Japan or Asia anywhere in Asia interesting yeah maybe like maybe well I would be interested in like the Philippines you know I like yeah yeah I like the tropical weather I like tropical stuff like mosquitoes on yeah I

15:14 just want to have like be moisturized you want to look sweaty all the time Andy you sure about the Philippines I don't know maybe like France there's a really cool danc scene in France like they're like they have like a really cool like Coro and like Freestyle like whole scene in France I think Europe's dance culture in general just kills Us in terms of how well they integrate it with society and government like they fund so many arts and like here it's it's every man for himself it's like a part of their culture too like in terms of like even like their their architecture and like how how their cities look it looks artistic and we're kind of like we got here and we like landed here and we're doing what we're doing you want to live in a box yeah for real but everything kind of is in a l yeah how about that how about the onions you going to be okay with the onions I heard French people

16:05 like that's crazy have you have you had a whiff of that yet the the French Allure I've never been there I never I've never been I've never been French PE stink I've been to France I mean Paris stinks I've heard that multiple times po Paris dud Paris has been going through it though yeah it's not they just they got problems like dude if you did you only see the Paris thing the nice things of Paris because otherwise it's like rat's this big like and and it stinks and there's homeless people everywhere selling on the streets like stuff and it's it's it's crazy it's kind of like here sounds like here yeah pretty much sounds like sounds like La yeah sounds here yeah it's kind of like LA but more stinky more stinky that's hard to do cuz the cigarettes n it's the sewer

16:57 cigarettes cigarettes in the well well that's what I'm saying they smoke cigarettes and when they ████ it's ████ ████ cigarettes that's what it smells like now it's in the water of the sewage M now it's ████ doooo wait that's the same thing ████ dooo my bad it's kind of redundant but still still works yeah I get I think it's I find it really interesting that both of you guys are here because you're literally dating someone that she's known since she was a kid too that's kind of crazy because I I never saw her before were you not that show you m no I wasn't I couldn't she's too she got too famous she got big time I'm like literally like always just like yeah I had blonde hair then though so yeah she was there I was blonde I don't know you're blonde I met so many people today I forgot it's hard to keep like I forgot like most people I know couple

17:47 but apparently I I met a dude from kjas who whose name I forgot anthon no the other one oh I hope it's him I Mike song apparently Mike song but I can't I like that she said the other one and it's m cuz that's how every everybody here also thinks of it that way like if you didn't meet Anthony you probably met Mike song there's two there's two kindas and then there's everyone elseas there's it goes two and then 58 guys right they're literally a hive mind kind of the two two out of 58 that's cool that's cool you met Mike song yeah but I don't remember oh you don't remember cuz Aris keeps telling me yeah you met him I'm like it was so who was it quick it was like oh hi this is hi nice to meet you okay and then we plus if you're you're speed meeting all these people it's going to go in and out yeah also like kind of dark and ████ I it kind of dark ████ we're also kind of

18:37 dark in the dark yeah yeah but yeah that's really cool that like you've we've known you since how old were you when we first met you at I had to be like 15 and it was at Quest Learning Center right at I was definitely like a freshman or like sophomore in high school and she was like taking the classes there at our at our like what the studio we used to work out of I used to like train under Fang and and AIS like I took their class like every they've literally seen me since I was a horrible dancer like they've known me since I you were not a horrible dancer oh I was oh for sure I was you were at least as good as us those are cuz we pretty bad no yeah long time super long time you know my dad like like literally like tire guy yeah Tire dude yeah and I didn't know by the way I didn't know this was a stereotype that Mexican dads always had tire shops is that something

19:28 where you come oh yeah Arizona Arizona that's the thing too dude there's so many tire shops owned by Mexican families and stuff like that yeah just like well your dad owns a tire shop yeah dude that's what I'm saying what's up tires I think stereotypes wise you're going to learn soon enough that like in LA the stereotypes are like cambodians have doughnut shops oh uh what else what are the other ones Mexicans own the taco stands and the TIR keep go with the food to keep it safe shops oh yeah and the Indians work at 7-Eleven okay yeah wait that's the thing in Japan too actually in Japan yeah because I was in Japan with Aris and then we saw a lot of Indian people working at 7-Eleven they were Indian and speaking Japanese what the so I was like I was confused wow I that's confusing me too

20:18 oh I thought that in Japan they would wow that's pretty the sels over there are pretty from what I've seen that look like a whole restaurant it's like healthy yeah 7-Eleven and in uh the Netherlands better than here you don't I have a 7-Eleven oh that's already better then have you guys seen the 7-Eleven merch it's so fire like all the merch from 711 is actually super sick they're going to they're going to do a uh they're going to bring the Japanese food to the American 7-Elevens but but it's it's still different yeah it may not it may not execute cuz they got to use AR they can't even get Yoshi Noya right yeah they make no Yos Is So Different Here disgusting have you had yoso yet no I don't know what it is what is it it's like really fancy it's very fancy wet beef fancy what this not good and yoshiya in Japan is so good you ever you

21:09 ever want to have a steak but then in your mind you're like I would rather chop it up make it stringy and have it soaking wet dude I'm not gay you know that right was moist that sounds disgusting does that appetize you no I'm not gay that's so disgusting to me not gay I'm not gay that got me fumbled that's funny

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