0:00 that's like when you go to like the Midwest and a lot of people dip out there like college guys and then at frat parties there's always like a dip cup and then people are always like no don't drink is the dip cup you ever seen that ████ videos people drinking disgusting bro I want to try this [Music] all right we got some New Zealand news you've been there right I've not been to New Zealand I've been to Australia oh I've been Australia too man who have you here's been to New Zealand I haven't been to New Zealand damn I would love to that's like the next step you got to go you know you go to Australia and then it's like then you go to New Zealand how long is that flight to New Zealand from Australia from here from here ████ far there's no direct flight to New Zealand maybe from Hawaii I think from Hawaii there
0:50 might be oh yeah maybe yeah I did it nice well future generations of new zealanders will be banned from purchasing tobacco as part of a package of a new anti-smoking laws that's past Parliament on Tuesday and among the most strict in the world so if you were born on or after January 1st 2009 punishable by fines of up to 95 000 you will never be able to buy tobacco I like that that's because they're like yo you need to start vaping kids that's dope it's for their own good yeah go get some strawberry Vape hell yeah man don't get caught up in that ████ yeah go get some cantaloupe there's no benefits besides looking real ████ cool damn it does look pretty that is huge though like that you're ████ up the kid's ability to look ████ but new zealanders already look cool they are kind of cool already dude yeah dude those only work when you're
1:41 smoking tobacco though you know what I mean yeah they always got Lucy hanging out while they're ████ playing so is everybody just gonna hive mind this video and that's it you know what dude I love tobacco I think it's ████ great do you think they should still have the freedom of choice though I thought in New Zealand they're giving out math and ████ I don't know what it is you know New Zealand's giving out meth yeah I heard that like if you're addicted to meth and stuff they just keep you off the streets they keep you in the house and they're like here's a little myth stay out damn yeah I think they have to so you can keep you alive because when if they do a hard if you go uh cold turkey you can get sick and die oh I'm sad what on the street that's a set in Sacramento San Francisco well I want math users to live forever though I don't know much about New Zealand but I do know that during covid they were able to be open because they didn't let nobody come in so they're just like let's just they did
2:32 a good job man they're just like working out they were chilling dude they didn't have to import cigarettes yeah so they're like we just won't let people come through come inside and then they'll just chill I think if you're a beautiful place like that that's isolated in a way do what you can man to keep it nice but imagine you were visiting can you leave and go home or you're stuck in New Zealand they say get the ████ out of here kiwi now yeah kiwi I would assume you could leave but I'm guessing once you leave you can't come back go parents rule I don't know man I want to go there because it looks beautiful it does look beautiful it's where the shot Lord of the Rings and ████ it's like Hawaii but then all the Polynesians have this weird accent that make them seem like distinguished gentlemen they all sound like do they got Korean barbecue there though I can't go anywhere with no print box true that's
3:23 true what's up with that I like cream barbecue too much let's check out you want me to check yeah go on yeah and make sure look at the menu if they have Gabi is there a Korean barbecue in New Zealand so when they were keeping people out how did they get stuff in like when they would still import stuff in and I think they gotta stop them in the water put on a raft and then push it to me yep 10 10 best Korean barbecue in Auckland New Zealand yo they got Korean barbecue dude I could live there I could live there they got Bond songs they got red pig they got farro they got sansu gobsan they got paldo Korean Buffet yo they got Korean barbecue dog we could survive there here's the question though do you think if they made it illegal to buy cigarettes would that just fuel the fire
4:13 for people that want to smoke more because it's something you shouldn't do and then it turns into the drug Market I could get black markets want to quit eventually and that would right there make them quit because I don't think anyone smokes now they're addicted of course it's easy access I think if they want to quit go there you can't buy it anyways so you're eating someone's ever going like I'll suck your dick for somebody this uh this band remains in place for a person's entire life if they're born on or after January 1st 2009 if you were born in 2008 you can buy cigarettes oh interesting like you old ████ can smoke your life today are they just kind of squeezing people out but it shouldn't be that hard to get someone to buy you cigarettes right yeah no but the the industry is going to die out that's what they're trying to do yeah phase out the industry there's no benefit for smoking for 95 000 I don't think I'd smoke a cigarette like I'm gonna have someone pocket cigarette what about all the Philip Morris employees don't they need
5:03 jobs oh yeah we're not thinking of the big picture man yeah man but it's gonna happen to their jobs what about the lung doctors they're gonna be out of a job on the poor lady what about the mortuary did you use the smoke back in the day cigarettes no do you guys want to start you never smoke cigarettes just for fun like a cool guy I would only like you know socially chain smoke them when you're like at a rave or something you know it's funny you you look like because you're cool you look like you smoke you look like you smoked I know but I try to look like that yeah but you default look like a like I would because I was gonna ask you if you wanna but then I realized shut the ████ up because you're cool cool you're a beauty guy dude people that look cool look like they you know they got a little bit of back in high school a bunch of the homies used to always smoke Black and Milds and then we would like smoke with them yeah and they're kind of tight dude they smell so good it smells real good
5:56 man I kind of like them the way that we're reverse ████ so hey you got no Hive mine here I kind of like I kind of like a cigar I like cigars it's a little mouthpiece oh you know what's good though a good ████ hookah session dude you you get some mint tea you feel like you're in the ████ Middle East just sipping minty hookah's pretty cool and you ████ we're talking and then you have a long conversation what's the most you used to smoke like per day I think I got up to pack one pack yeah that's expensive yeah but that was like when cigarettes were like five bucks what is that is that like 30 cigarettes in a pack or something what are they at now like the average price of the pants like of a regular Marlboro Red what's
6:47 that like 26 bucks oh is it I have no idea I thought it was like 10 bucks now I never bought a pack of my life let's see uh right now some places are like 20 bucks depends on what state you're in uh you can depending you can get packs and then they get Cheaper by the pack the cartons the cartons sorry 11 bucks roughly wow it was double one package of Marlboro cigarettes in Los Angeles is about eleven dollars a pack is 11 bucks yeah it used to be 380 dude it used to be ████ cheaper than that and if you got it from Mexico because people would smuggle cartons of oh ████ that would be like two bucks yeah a pack or you can get it really depends there's a lot of fluctuation on prices here you can even get them for like seven bucks somewhere or eight bucks nine bucks whatever Joe you ever roll up a pack of cigarettes up in your sleep leaves no that's cool man do you remember that
7:39 old commercial where they would pack it yeah yeah and they'd just be that was like don't smoke or you and then they would they would do it don't smoke we're gonna look cool like these guys yeah they do have monkey packing it and they're like that's what you look like is it because it looked cool that's why how people I was so curious about all those things drinks smoking because it was illegal and I was like why so I don't understand why people younger can't do it but people older could do it I just didn't get why that was a law so I was like let me try and then like I'll try beer and I'm like oh this is disgusting but I can see why people like it but I didn't know I was allergic to alcohol so I was just like yeah it makes people like buzzed and then I was like cigarettes though I don't get it like and everyone back then was smoking like I remember when you take a plane ride there was a smoking section when you go into restaurants there were smoking sections everybody was smoking so it
8:30 wasn't like shunned upon right there was just like you're a ████ kid don't cuss don't smoke you're not old enough yet so me and my buddies were just like oh that's a cigarette on the ground it's like it's like it's like half smoked let's try this ████ we got a lighter we lit it up and then we're just like watching it go like burn and then you're like you smoke it all right I'll smoke it and then I was like oh this is ████ nasty right and then like one time um my friend's brother they're all skating in there just like what the hell you guys doing that's disgusting like here and then you had a pack of cigarettes and then so he was like take take a clean one you know and then so we pulled one out and then so we're all like smoking and then we're all doing this we don't inhale right yeah and then he's like inhale it and I'm and we're like what and then they're like no ████
9:20 take a breath after you pull it and then so he taught us how to smoke and then so we all inhaled it we're all ████ coughing and all of the brothers are like laughing at us right and none of us want to look like a ████ so we're just like yeah inside you're done and so now we all get on our skateboards and there's like eight of us going down the street with cigarettes on our ████ mouth like coughing while we're smoking like we're ████ cool but then it makes you um kind of high and like weird but you just keep doing it and it's disgusting but everyone around you is doing it and then afterwards you know you you smoke weed and then you like the cigarette taste while you're smoking and you just gets you get hooked yeah yeah have you guys seen do you guys have any friends that like Vape all the time yeah yeah and don't they ████ hit that ████ all the time yeah it's so it's so accessible and
10:12 it like it the smell isn't as bad it's very pleasant so it's like they hit that way more than a regular cigarette dude there's some people that you could tell they're like Matt Hook like especially with the with the studios that I have we don't allow vaping inside and sometimes when people get there they're like hey he's a cool five eight in here and if I say like oh no you can't some people will visibly go they'll like winch they'll be like dude one of my clients this ████ he's like a boxing club and this dude brings a vape in and he starts hitting it I'm like bro you were not hitting this Vape in the gym right now this is crazy yeah and he goes oh come on man like let me and I was like nah dude like get the ████ out of here with that you can't be smoking a vape in here and then he puts it away and I look back and he's ████ hitting it I'm like dude are you ████ junkie you can't take that ████ outside bro that's ridiculous but he's he ████ he's gotta have his ████ fix when
11:02 vaping first came out though it was so cool because there was no rules against it so then instead of smoking you just you're at the casino and you just hit that Vape or like you could just was you know non-smoking casinos right like in the poker table or like you'll be at a restaurant just hit that ████ and then people be like oh what is that that smells like strawberries and like people weren't against it even in Planes remember that ████ people hit the Vape in the plane and ████ that's just nice yep and when people Vape around me I'm like what's that mango Moroccan mint hook me up dude dude when the ████ first Vapes were starting to really come out and they were like the giant ones right you would see a giant cartridge of liquid huge batteries you see people ████ like twisting these giant batteries on you hit it and it'll be like burning the ████ out of your throat and you hear it burned you feel the
11:52 bottle it's just it was like Cloud ████ competition and they do tricks with it yeah oh dude get a life get along the ████ life dude that's just crazy though you know what I mean you think about like that era which was not long ago yeah I get the appeal though because like I I use a stizzy I used to but like when I would hit it it would get way more addicting and like way easier and accessible to just to like pick it up and be like oh ████ and then sometimes when you don't use it you'd be like oh I really want to smoke this right now so it becomes like this habit that you do over time and then that you have to be like oh ████ this is it's like with anything that becomes routine yeah it's hard to stop yeah it becomes a part of like your ritual of how you relax and chill it's like it's not good I used to dip you guys ever dip I wanna you wanna start dipping I'll dip with you I thought that I used to eat Big League Chew like I was dipping you're in pain but you keep doing it you're in
12:42 pain from it yeah in the ball you're living does it like like a stings a little yes cut itself but for some reason that that addiction just like you said you keep coughing but you just want to do it it's like dude why can't I sound crazy dude yeah the military hella people dip and everyone has to keep like a spit bottle everywhere though everyone has it because it's all filled up with nasty ass tobacco slime it's so gross but I'm like dry that's like when you go to like the Midwest and a lot of people dip out there like college guys and then at frat parties there's always like a dip cup and then people are always like no don't drink is the dip cup you ever seen that ████ videos people drinking disgusting bro I want to try this not as bad as two girls one cup though for sure you want to put that to the test let's do it [Music]
13:39 yeah foreign [Music]
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