0:00 you're getting it done still you know I don't think so you guys my life is falling apart it was a pun it does feel like that sometimes though but it's good though we're all making it work right guys let's ████ change the [Music] subject welcome back to careful boys where we are afraid of everything which pivots perfectly into my next topic check out the merch afraid of everything what is the most recent thing that made you cry oh ████ damn go boys ████ dude I don't even actually remember when I phys like physically cried but I do remember the last time I cried in my dream so hard that it felt real let's go I was in all this is going to be stupid cuz I was like in Walmart and then I felt lost in your dream yeah in Walmart I was lost in Walmart and I couldn't get out of
0:50 Walmart and then it was terrifying wait did this happen to you as a kid though if you think about it no I get lost as a kid and my mom would purposely lose me cuz she thought it was funny to watch me panic and then she would pop out of nowhere and be like I've been here the whole time so it did happen to you as a kid yeah but it was funny no no no yeah at the mall and all that ████ cuz I would wander around and ████ so she was like all right ████ she's teaching you yeah she's yeah but then it would backfire too cuz I would just wander around and then when I am actually lost I just know to go to a security guard and have them call my mom's name and then we meet up nice yeah but yeah that was a the last time I think was a terrifying dream it was like rational fear of like Walmart I love Walmart but then it's like a dream right you're like oh yeah I'm shopping at Walmart there's all this cool ████ going
1:40 on and then it's like I can't get out like I'm pushing the shopping cart I'm like where the ████ is the exit and I like I'm forever stuck in Walmart and I just like start balling cuz I'm like I can't ████ leave this place yeah damn brude but that was kind of stupid for your sleep I get it but that's that's vulnerable but that was a yeah that was the last time I don't know what it's supposed to mean yeah what would a dream interpreter say I know like you shop at Walmart too much D oh do you shop at w Walmart too I'm almost there like every week oh ████ Walmart and Costco my two favorite stores yeah Walmart's pretty tight though I'm so American yeah I cried last Sunday last Sunday oh that's early what do you mean last Sunday that's the most recent so far let's go most recent Sunday oh yeah I uh context uh I got married a year ago but
2:32 on my anniversary which was this past Saturday uh we ended up finally throwing my family wedding which is Chinese vietamese we did a tea ceremony nice I know I know did that in Vegas no we we did this in in OC we did we went to went to my parents house and I had to like you know get on my knees and ser te to my elders and same with Nina and stuff like that wow they gave me Ley you know they gave me red envelopes uh and then we ended up going to you know a ████ Diamond Plaza Seafood number two or some ████ like one of those super Asian places with 10 course SE Seafood type offering the food was bomb even though I only ate like ████ three Plates Irvine no no no no no in way more ghetto Westminster um and uh we ate there and uh we had that family wedding but this was one of those things where it's like we had eloped a year ago nobody was
3:22 there now we had a like family wedding so all the cousins and like all my parents friends and people I don't know and stuff like we're there but we never got a chance to celebrate with what our friends are what would have been our brdal party so we went out to Vegas we flew immediately after that went to Vegas and just ████ partied all weekend but we ended up having a uh we wanted to do a vow renewal or another ceremony at an Elvis style Las Vegas Chapel where Elvis walks Nina down the aisle and he sings a bunch of songs and stuff like that that's so tight lot of f Steve was there was best yeah Steve was there that's funny cuz me and Bart was actually in Vegas but we didn't get invited wouldn't miss it wouldn't miss it I didn't know you were there I invited him he didn't make cuz he's not a cool friend yeah not a good friend I'll tell you why after you're going to feel so bad I already know why I got the explanation I was supposed to be I was supposed to be in LA with Bart No One Ever Knows where you are Joe that's true
4:13 and you never invite me to your wedding things there's only been one I ran into to him outside my place the other day no way wait your place yeah oh yeah I was at I was yeah I saw him in his truck by his house what was he doing what were you doing at his house my friend built a is building a warehouse near his house so I was out there and he pulls up and I and cuz we were talking about Ryan we're like oh Ryan lives right here and then that's Ryan and my friend ding from Cambodia you're just hanging out with your Cambodian friend who's building warehouses see nobody knows where you're ever at I thought you Hawaii you're very unpredictable yeah that Saturday being by the way I had a friend in town by the way no excuses since I got this ████ tattoo there's no excuses anymore there is no ████ like ask Anthony he already has asked me for a favor since we got this I
5:03 prioritized that before I did any of my ████ and I went above and beyond already what was that I won't say what it is not giving you guys ████ you guys what it ████ all right just don't give me ████ just saying okay exes that being said uh after after this uh ceremony uh we had a luncheon which you couldn't make it too could make it had a friend in town it's all good sucked but so you guys have matching tattoos you're going to put them everything no no no I I showed up that that's quoting out of context or that's perfectly in context and that's maybe ████ up I don't know I'm not and it was during a Colts game and I'm a writer and it was Colts Rams it was a ████ tie game in halftime so the Colts didn't win Nick did Anthony invite you no it's it's pretty interesting cuz I while everyone's like oh I didn't get I I couldn't go I'm just sitting here
5:53 like oh I guess I'll just go ████ speak speaking of fear what I fear is him rejecting me CU he always turns us down single time again it's a fear thing okay that being said it's rude uh we go to this there's I think there's a beautiful moment of the story I forget what it was find it you'll find it we go to this luncheon at Fogo toow oh I love Fogo toow thank you that was the beautiful part he could have gone thank you for reminding me that's the beautiful part did you get the cheese with the uh honey on it what dude they have cheese they I I'll shut up it's not you want to F go to CH in Vegas yeah in Vegas they give you this grilled cheese and they put ████ honey on it dude it's ████ no they don't I looked it up they don't no Steve ████ you dude it's on there keep are you deflecting My Own Story okay keep going I'm just telling what I like that's all he's going to S tell us a beautiful moment okay I'm it's I think it's coming around it is and we get
6:44 there and I had again we had never celebrated with our friends so I uh I had asked both my cousin who I grew up with and then Mike who obviously is my my Bes song to uh to just prepare a toast they can they can make a quick short toast they make a I I wasn't worried about that and then there was definitely uh my cousin obviously ████ railed on me for my childhood stories and stuff like that which was great I love him for that do we need to jump him no uh Mike though Mike was you know he he had prepared he's very very articulate and well worded and when he got to the saying stuff about he like built up all this stuff a little bit of ████ talking a little bit of like you know praising my characters Stu but only in order to transition that into why Nino was awesome and when he got to that transition that's nice man started tearing up and ████ that's tight was it Mike that made you cry yeah it's very
7:34 beautiful very very good he really cares about you huh he does he loves me uh but yeah I definitely was physically for real crying this past Sunday nice is that when we uh accidentally released the fear no one t-shirt tattoo video promo too early and then uh you guys were all so you were doing that whole wedding thing and then you just in the group chat like yeah Hey where's Joe it was that night but yeah we were riding that yeah we were trying to find you and figure out what the ████ was going on I was at Bart house we were talking in a Jacuzzi for like 5 hours sick you guys were both chilling in Vegas I don't have I I I I don't I didn't even have reception at his house so even if you invited me I wouldn't have got it who else was crying I was crying I'll tell you why ████ so originally cuz the story
8:25 that you know it was uh that weekend was Gio's 40th birthday that's right which is why we cuz he did invite us while cuz he him thinking we're going to be in Vegas we could join but it was Gio's 40th birthday and so I booked the Airbnb to kind of get away with her and and have her be with her closest friends for her 40th birthday that's why Joe was supposed to be in LA to and it was supposed to be it was it was all planned out back in ████ July or August I already booked the Airbnb yep on when was it so I would have said no to you anyway Anthony because I had commitments with Bart and Gio like I said fear fear of rejection that was that that was that was all like after so Wednesday or Thursday um so taica has been seizure free for like a whole year it's a big deal and so slowly we started weeding
9:15 him off his medication because the doctor said it was it was cool and so we started weaning him off cuz last time we wanted this kid taking all kinds of chemicals he went from two medications on one medication we're going from one medication trying to go to zero the first week that we started to have zero medication that Wednesday is when he had a seizure again D so go pick him up obviously freaks Gio out like crazy we don't know if it's going to be a repetitive pattern because it's one of those things where like you take the medication to kind of rewire their circuitry uh cuz if it's if you don't rewire it it's one of those things where they can have multiple seizures over and over and over and it gets faster and faster and faster so that's how we canel the whole trip and that's how we ended up staying in Vegas so that we can monitor him we didn't take him to school the next day that's fake that's fake that's real
10:05 hey he's crying right now hey that's ████ up don't do that dude sometimes you cry up here don't do that you're in space you're upside down they're seizure tears they come from so that's what I about that was my most recent one cuz it was one of those things where like we we we give him medicine two times a day we're ████ religious about it we're religious about his naps we put him to sleep before 8:00 every single day we're very mindful of it and then when uh Gio went to go pick him up I was working and I get the text that taer just had a seizure it was one of those like your heart just ████ drops that's sad man it just feels like the last like year or two just went down the drain so I was like damn yeah like teed and then of course I we go I jump in my car drive to
10:56 school and then I see uh Tak getting carried out and he's kind of has like this like oh what the ████ just happened cuz it's like your whole body like flexing as hard as you can you know so you kind of like black out a little bit and then I see like the big ass firet truck there is obviously the the elementary school they don't know like cuz actually what happened he had a seizure and he fell down a flight of stairs too get the ████ out of here you know how this fool tells me he goes yeah my friend said I fell down the stairs and I'm like oh you did huh Uncle Joe dude and what's ████ sweet is the next day he goes back or two days later he goes back to school and all his friends have like notes and drawings that they all Drew of him they like oh hope you get better or whatever that's really sweet it was cute as ████ they have no ████ idea yeah they all thought he just fell down the stairs we were at Red Rock eating dinner and then
11:46 one of his classmates was there and was like Ty like oh ████ and they run towards each other I like get the ████ out of the street what are you guys do it cuz they're just going you know kids they just Zone in and there's ████ cars like get the ████ out of there's like a hugging all hitting trees they're like y we got him back on medication and has been good so far but that was the reason why we were supposed to be in La ended up staying in Vegas and then uh Joe came over to use a hot tub just to use the hot tub not out of support nope he's just there to get hot I don't give a ████ Joe was like can I just use a hot tub he came he came over to take Gio out for her birthday because we couldn't really have whole birthday thing oh and then I gave her a shirt which one I I did a 40-year-old version
12:37 but then I put Jill's head on it that's amazing very thoughtful and sentimental it's kind of a cool shirt hey so me and Bart teared up in the same one week yeah for different reasons you're happy he's sad no same reason no he's sad yeah me too you were just hot tubbing it didn't come through you're hot tubbing though that's sick I wasn't even invited the first with Joe you didn't even give me a chance to deny you are you the you the only one that wasn't invited yeah I was the only one that was you invited wait did Bart not just tell Joe like yeah Anthony invited me this ████ whack ass wedding thing but I said beep no he didn't invite me either me and Ryan were just you were for sure out of town when when's this this weekend what's the date Sunday last Sunday the day you were out of town what day were you out of town he was in New
13:28 Jersey you weren't in Vegas no he was in LA it's on Sunday I was here yeah exactly not Vegas but you could have gone to Vegas as dud it's crazy I had so much free time I love going to Vegas we could have all gone to Vegas I love driving well surprised we were doing another wedding just for the JK F you got wait what time was your event on Sunday are you for real what time were what time were you unavailable no no no no no what time was it was 10:30 in the morning no it was it was noon 12:30 12:30 is the call time cuz if if B it's if uh Gio's birthday party thingy was going on here I guarantee you that whole house that was having the birthday party would have drove to Vegas or flu cuz it would it was ending on Sunday hey let me just okay it's all Saab story for him it's all weirdly selfish for me okay now you're forced me
14:18 to give you context okay I invited these guys and then we really tried to make it work I know I know you did I was like are you going to stay on Tuesday or Wednesday or I know Gio tried really hard to make over she was the one you guys could have made it on Su day no we're trying to make I was H staying there for until Tuesday or even coming a day earlier I was trying to make it work hey Gio Gio felt really bad so she shot a video explaining the situation so I already knew about this ta situation she saw a video but they were she was in the hot tub bar was sitting in the pool right and she said yo I feel really bad yeah why you laughing ████ she's like she's like I feel really bad so I wanted to give you a clear explanation T is to bed right now blah blah blah Bart pops out P like yo how does it feel like having friends who are millionaires I come out of the pool like this just to ████ say something I go back into
15:08 the wow wow so touching it's so touching that's a beautiful video for sure so yes we were chearing about the same thing is that the second time you cry yes I was crying on the inside beautiful oh how heartfelt that's ████ oh my God Ran that was on Sunday we usually go Nick but it's Take 6 minutes you know I was in Vegas on Sunday I was I was here but I was I was too busy can we focus on the prompts ████ my pants about the merch not link not hey you came in clutch bro we both were almost crying about that I was like where is every we're the only ones riding about that I'm sorry I wasn't picking up I was I was occupied thankfully Corners are smart enough know to know how to Google ████ they found it on their own and then they put Corners put it on our Discord yeah they did cor bar do you get reception in your they legit where he
15:59 lives it's dead yeah we really don't get that good oh wow and I didn't even get a Miss call from you guys really we I called you like seven times at least you guys want the bosses wait damn man I don't I still haven't I mean since we've I haven't cried since the last time we talked about this last time yeah do you remember I thought we had this conversation yeah and it was still the same thing when I beat Final Fantasy 10 and 2001 really good though really good good story hey but I cried a lot guys yeah dude you don't cry dur movies I do actually yeah yeah I do I do I think the last time I actually cried in a movie was probably Guardians the Galaxy 2 they're so good two you didn't CED in three because that's the father son moment at the end yeah but he kills his father spoiler alert sad no no no but
16:50 it's not the fatherson of of of ego it's the ████ the ravager guy oh what oh the funeral yeah yeah with the with the them show Sylvester Stallone show cuz you know the freaking dad son yeah Dad son kills kills me kills me every time I watched a a Maverick recently and there's kind of like the oh top gun Maverick oh I still haven't seen it oh what so good I know I keep hearing don't watch it on a plane watch it on a big screen with surround sound there's a fatherson thing in there oh I'm ████ I'm ████ I'll K you man it's about Goose too right like that's the father Son part it's so good kill me for sure I didn't get emotional with the V kill part but did you watch Top Gun I didn't get did you watch top watch Top Gun recently I watched it back to back I watched it back to back so you watched it first to remember yeah yeah by the
17:40 way I had never seen Top Gun all the way through until like 4 months ago what' you think oh ████ because I always fall asleep it was just bad timing ien movie haven't seen it as an adult so I so when I but still good yeah it left such an impression on me that when I watched Maverick I had those oh my God feeling of like yeah so good the only time I really cry is movies go ahead man all right this one's kind of lame but this is what happened all right so I was talking to my dad a couple days ago oh you c a couple days ago some dad ████ dude it's always father side um so you know I was just catching him up with like life stuff what's been happening and um we're talking like Tiff's been having a pretty tough year you know with some health stuff so I was catching him up to date about that and then afterwards I was like how you doing Dad he's like oh man I'm ████ good
18:30 he's like I'm ████ great he deflector too huh yeah he a little deflector but he's like he's like dude I'm way better than all the ████ than you're dealing with like all this ████ on your plate man like I'm ████ I'm like I'm I'm fine compared to you the way he puts it he's one dump on you your life sounds like a ████ no that's well well cuz you know it's like uh I think a lot of stuff has just been non-stop just like back to back to back to back and then right when he said that bro I was like all right Dad talk to you later bro right when I hung up I was like like him just saying like oh you have like you have way more ████ on your player right now for some reason I sat and I realized I was like yeah this year has been kind of ████ nuts like this is a little weird and I just started ████ crying for no reason well just based on like the acknowledge I don't know just I guess maybe the acknowled that's what is because it's something that like like my dad is he doesn't
19:21 really like well I guess he does say things like that but it just the way it hit me at that moment at that time it just caught me so off guard where I was like oh yeah like we are going through some ████ kind of nuts stuff plus you haven't really been stopping much to really think about what you're n bro cuz I feel like a cuz you're worrying about it yeah you know so like right when he said that even me talking about it makes me like but like I don't know dude he just ████ caught me and I told Tiff about it and we just ████ had a big old cry about it a bunch of you know idiots but yeah bro I don't know it just caught me on and it's it's definitely one of those things that just I it just blindsided me when did this happen again like a couple weeks ago I just said a couple days ago yeah did I say it my bad couple I meant a couple weeks oh you said a couple days ago I was like wow we all crying the same a couple weeks ago but it was just like just like that and
20:11 I was like oh my God does he usually make you feel like that ain't ████ ████ is that why cuz it's different from maybe maybe maybe it's like this time he's like oh that's that's deep Bro that's a lot this time he's like hey that is ████ ████ yeah that's different from man man up you little ████ that's nothing no I don't I don't know like he he usually doesn't I'm really trying to think about I don't think he does do that kind of stuff but it made it real yeah it just it was a contrast I guess in the conversation damn dude hey acknowledgement always hits out of nowhere too he like a sack of bricks yeah you you are going you guys are going through a lot but you keep a good uh you keep a good perspective about all that stuff in life yeah that's true you're getting it done still you know I don't think so you guys my life is falling apart it was a pun it does feel like that sometimes though but it's good
21:01 though we're all making it work right guys let's ████ change the [Laughter] subject
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