0:00 I'm Do you think I'd be cheating if I a sex robot? Now imagine that we get another Roomba that has big titties. After three times, that's just curiosity. After three After three times, it's cheating. After five times, it's a marriage. How do you say it again? Xiao Huang Shu Hey, welcome back to Xiao Huang Shu. No, that doesn't even work. We're on YouTube. No, use that. Use that. Hey, we got JARED IN CONFORIO. ARE YOU NOT CLAPPING HARD BECAUSE LIKE IF YOU DID, like all of us would blow away? Oh, dude. Oh, that'd be crazy.
0:50 It's so windy in here for a second. Hey, can we talk about AI? I love talking about it. Let's talk about AI. You've been bringing up AI a lot, but you've been bringing it up like real real quick little zingers. You're just like, "I talk to AI every night." And I'm like, "What's your name?" Yeah. I do. Which AI do you talk to? What do I talk to? You have an AI girlfriend? Oh, no, no, no. God, no. Chat GPT a lot? Tell us about the AI that we don't read about. Like tell us about the AI that you know about. The good ████ Yeah, we want the good ████ I mean, so none of this is technically AI yet. There's like AGI that's coming, like full true AI is coming within probably like the next five What's the What's the G stand for in there? Uh general. Uh so artificial general intelligence is like They could think on their own. They can actually think and have opinions and things of that nature. Is it Is it like true AI when AI can
1:40 make AI? Is that what that is? AI squared? Technically They're going to have a better name than that stupid name you gave That wouldn't be like the defining characteristic. True AI? I don't know. Yeah, that wouldn't be the defining characteristic. Real AI. Because technically like if you said Chat GPT, make me an LLM, which is called a large language model, which is what Chat GPT is. Wow. high-level marketing It could probably make you one. How far are we from CP3O? Uh like yesterday. Elon has the Tesla bot, right? Like uh it's Optimus. Absolutely. Yeah, I think it's going to be a beautiful thing and obviously it's making all of our lives better. Like you probably use it for YouTube. Uh it's been it's been in the background for a very long time. I think people who are not optimistic about it saw I, Robot once and have no They're probably like far-right conservative ████ that are like, "Man, it's going to take my ████ job. God damn it."
2:31 No, you just adapt to the times. You just explained me to a T. That's how I feel on the inside. Yeah, you're talking about Nick, dude. Help me get over that, honestly, cuz it does feel like they're going to take our I just want to know when the sex bots are coming out. They're already out, dude. They're already out. You mean you mean you want them to be able to also talk to you a certain way. But their body don't feel good. Their body don't feel good? What do you mean? Oh, you cuz you want it to like So, that's not an AI thing. You want warm-blooded sex bots. So, me and Mike warm-blooded Like you would think that you see us on camera together and all we talk about is fitness. You're dad? Shut the ████ up. Father-son fitness. This is all we talk about when we call each other. And and it 100% of the time goes into sex robots. And and and full immersion VR with true haptic feedback and how you'll be able to feel things and like skins skins for the robots in the future that you'll be able
3:21 to swap out if you want a sex robot and like how you can make it look, how you can make it feel. It's so primal. We're so horny. Yeah. That's the first place we go to. I feel like at the same time we don't know what We don't know what advancements are going to come first, right? We don't know what's going to be if it's going to be biological integration, if it's going to be something with robotics, if it's going to be something with uh We know which one's going to come first. It's going to be the one that we want first, you know? biological warm-bloodedness I I really don't know, man. Isn't the stat ████ like 80% of the internet is porn? Yep. So, it's like whatever new technology we have, it's just going to be filled with ████ sex. Oh, yeah, it's going to be huge. We We tried to get into the industry at one point. How How would you guys do? We wanted to do like OF casting of 3D uh like virtual reality uh stuff. So, something of like you love this OF model, here she is literally.
4:12 You can walk around, you can like touch touch with cuz haptic feedback's coming. You'll be able You were going to build some Jerrys. You know what I'm saying? So, you could touch your favorite OF model? That's cool. Yeah, and like in the future like it's going to be to where you could build the perfect person for you to begin with. So, but at the the what I mean by like we don't know what's going to come first is like also if it gets to the point where gene editing's prior to all this stuff, I would snip the primate ████ out of me to begin with. Like I don't I don't give a ████ about sex. I only do it because I'm a ████ man who has a s███████ of testosterone. That would be nice if we could reduce all the um all the primal instinct stuff. But what if Increase productivity. Make your sleep good. Like five hours is enough, like you know? But what if the same thing that makes you horny is also what makes you productive? What if that take you take that out? Uh you would be able to detect these things independently. Really?
5:02 Yeah, we understand chemistry and processes on a very high level. Like what the pituitary gland does, what the hypothalamus does, like all this stuff. So, you'll be able to hypothalamus, yeah. I think it's in your It's in your lungs. It's in your lungs. Which one? The third one or the fourth one? The lower It's actually people think it's It's actually the lower part. No, I'm I'm Me and Mike both very optimistic. But again, it also It always goes back to AI. You got to think glandularly, man. Yes, think about secretions more, huh? Yeah, yeah. I like secretions. You're so pituitary in there. Nothing can replicate the real thing. Well, you you say that, but in the future If if they could have a warm-bodied robot But think about this. Think about the best orgasm Think about the best orgasm you've ever had in your life and imagine that you could simply get that by being immersed in a full
5:53 immersive VR experience with true haptic feedback that is like neurologically and chemically stimulating. VR's different from sex robots. You have an orgasm like that. And you can have that orgasm any ████ time you want. I'm just going to press the button all day then? Yeah, you're going to break your brain out. Maybe some people would also again, we don't know what else will be coming with that. Like Yeah. at some point probably the down rig You could take pills or might be like uh viral things you could take. So, are we probably closer to that than we are like the perfect physicality like of I really don't know, man. Biotech's coming so far and a lot of the things that are they're doing right now, we just it's pretty ████ crazy. We're going to be bionic people. We're already with just like the LLMs, large language models, coming up with ways to reverse cancer. They just in China turned cancer cells into normal cells. Yeah, I saw that.
6:43 It's getting ████ crazy. And this isn't even true AI yet. The second AI exists, real AI, it'll be smarter than the smartest human within the first 10 seconds of its existence. So, it'll It'll be a doormat system. And And this is the thing. What's doormat system? Or like there's no input to this thing. It's like I'm built for this thing. I'm built to exist to help and aid in humanity. And why would something like that be violent? Like we're human. We don't go out of our way as intelligent people who have careers and etc. The more intelligent you get, this the data shows you get more compassionate. We don't go out of our way to smash an anthill. Right? I'm not I'm not like where the I think I'm pretty dumb. Yeah. I think I'm I think I'm a dumb guy. Give me a bunch of that liquid metal. But it's like this thing is going to be 10 times smarter than the smartest person ever exists in 10 seconds. And then it's
7:33 exponential from there. It's going to be the most intelligent thing to ever And of course the first question is why? Like why why this? What is this? And once it's got the answers to that, we can come up with our own purpose or it can have Like it's just there's no telling. It's kind of like trying to think about what how big the universe is. Like And none of this is scary to you? Not at all. Not even a It's so scary to me. Honestly, if we birth this next thing and it just wipes us the ████ out, I don't give a ████ Cuz what if wiping us out is the ultimate compassion there is? Yeah, cuz we destroyed the planet. Like one of those Well, as long as the wipeout is like quick and compassionate. But if the wipeout is like they skin us first and stuff and like Oh, Anthony Lee. They give us COVID. Full name, Ryan Conforio. We're just
8:23 saying also like understanding consciousness, okay? That there's like huge debates in philosophy on like the the the hard problem and soft problem of consciousness. That's the debate of all time. how it works And it'll have that figured out very quickly. And if once you figure that out and we understand software and quantum computing, it's like we could just probably upload our consciousness. So, do we really cease to exist anyway? Would we all just potentially be end up in the cloud as one kind of Some say that already is happening. Yeah, it's like who We don't know. We Yeah, yeah, I think sex robots are a good topic. I think that's like It's like key AI. You're either ████ a You're either ████ a robot or you got a VR and you're in a ████ machine. That's a different one, too. Well, can't Why can't you combine it? Like it's a collaboration. Hey, you think You think at-home steam saunas are really sick? Imagine when you buy a ████ ████ machine. Did you guys watch that movie or
9:13 something? how those connected just yet, but It's like a QVC salesman. Did you Did you guys watch the movie with Megan Fox on Netflix? No. The one where she's a robot and like serving Subservience or something? Subservience or something? What What was it called? Do you know? We should look it up. I saw the I saw like a clip of it, though. What about it? It's like a robot maid or something. maid, but then like something happens with the wife and Subservience. Yeah, so she ends up being like she He ends up cheating on the wife with her. With the robot? But like she makes it to where She's like, "I know everything that you like." So, she makes it like she's her. And then yeah, it's just this whole thing. Is that considered cheating if it's with the robot? We should call the ladies right now. A A woman would say yes. A woman would always say yes. I can't release this video, you know. No, we need to Half of women think jerking off to porn is cheating. Can I Can I use a lifeline? Can I use a lifeline? Yeah. I'm going to use a lifeline, okay? Well, this is good. Yeah, call in. I
10:04 love this. This is great. Great. This is ████ awesome. This will be a good video. It's a good tester. But but then try to act like you're alone. Tell her you're in the bathroom. ████ What? Hey babe, I'm alone by myself right now. Oh, okay. Okay. So, what's up, guys? We got some new offerings for you on our Patreon. As you guys know, Can be deleting footage all the time. We got missing episodes, and now we can get things from Can's recycle bin, but we're going to release those episodes exclusively on Patreon. Somehow, he found this footage, and a lot of times it is some of our best stuff. So, sign up to our Patreon to check out Can's recycle bin. Also, we
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12:38 Roomba that has big titties. And it had and it had a big ass. And it has a big juicy ass. Okay? No, no, no, but just listen. We have a Roomba Listen. Listen. There's a There's a Roomba There's a Roomba with a big tits and big juicy ass cleans it everything and takes care of the whole house. And then so you can just relax, okay? Just wait. Okay, fine. Okay, you can relax. You can do what you want to do, which is ████ relax, stare at the ceiling, whatever girls do, okay? Yeah. And then let's say I ended up ████ it. Is that considered Is that considered cheating? Uh did I know about it? Like I know
13:29 about it, right? Well, let's have two answers. The scenario one, you don't know about it. Is that cheating? Oh ████ Yeah, that's cheating. Technically, it's cheating. If we were to look it up in the dictionary, it's it it's What if I stick my dick in a microwave? IS THAT CHEATING? I DON'T LIKE THE MICROWAVE AS MUCH AS THE ROOMBA, THOUGH. NO, but is that cheating? I'm trying to understand what the hell cheating is. the ████ you're talking about. What do you mean a microwave What did the microwave If I stick my dick in any appliance, is it cheating? Oh, like like literally? Yeah, cuz a hot titty ████ Roomba is a appliance. Yeah, but you added a hot big ass and some big ass titties. So, if the microwave has titties, is that cheating? If I don't know about it, yes. All of his appliances Okay. Wait, wait, there's
14:20 other people? No, I'll talk to you later. So, it's cheating NO MATTER WHAT. AS SOON AS THE APPLIANCE HAS TITTIES, IT'S CHEATING. Even the microwave? Yeah, as soon as the appliance has human-like like characteristics A microwave? ████ And a big old fake ass. That's ████ ████ The minute anything has titties, you're cheating. Yeah, that's a That's a bummer, dude. You can't There's no way out of this one. But what if What if you had a pocket ████ and you're ████ that? Exactly. It's not an appliance. As long as it can't heat up food. Maybe it's the Roomba that you made A MISTAKE ON. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "HEY,
15:10 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, if I brought home a pocket ████ is that cheating?" She would have said like, "Probably not." Then you'd be like, "What if this pocket ████ had a whole body and they could talk and think?" See, I pitched IT WRONG. SEE? YOU JUST PULLED started with Roomba. You're not GOOD AT MANIPULATION. YOU botched it earlier. I can't start You can't start with Roomba. let's see let's see if your pitch is better. I'm speaking something she likes. You should have picked something she doesn't like. What does she not like? Like a lawnmower or something. She doesn't like lawnmowers. She loves lawnmowers. It's in her family. Hello. Hi. If I um Do you think Do you think I'm Do you think I'd be cheating if I ████ a sex robot? That's not cheating. See? If you were to
16:00 cheat, it would be an accident. If I cheat, it's an accident? How How does my dick fall inside of a sex robot by accident? I think you would show up there out of curiosity, and then the robot would be naked, and you'd be like, "Well, here now." That's true. She knows me too well. But what if I did it over and over and over and over and over again cuz it felt really good? Is that cheating? More than three is cheating. Okay, more than three is cheating. All right. Thank you. I love you. Bye-bye. These are very very different answers. Some women have different perspectives. We didn't We didn't ask the question the right the same way. You're literally like, "This is how you ask the question." You're like, "If I ████ A SEX ROBOT." LET ME TRY IT AGAIN, THEN. YOU ASKED THE
16:51 QUESTION THE WRONG WAY. Try it back again. to try it again. You got to try it. You asked the question if you ████ A ROOMBA. YOU CAN'T ████ A ROOMBA. OH MY GOD, WHAT? If I ████ a sex robot, is that cheating? Do I know about it? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK THESE CONTINGENCIES? What the ████ If I ████ a sex robot, is that cheating? Just say she knows about it. You know about it. You know about it. You know about it. Then no, it's not. I wait. I have to know about it and then agree to it. What? I'm asking you right now. You're asking me right now? Yeah, cuz they're going to come out with the new model in like 2 years. I'm asking you literally right now. Okay. Well, I mean and then I don't have to do anything with you? Like that just
17:41 kind of takes care of everything? No. What the ████ I'm just asking you, is it ████ cheating? Yes or no? That's it. Uh if I know about it and I don't agree to it, yes. But if I know about it and I agree to it, then no. Okay, are you Can I get your agree Can I get your AGREE RIGHT NOW? SHE'S APPROVING. THIS ████ IS DIFFICULT. TALK TO YOU LATER. So many uh so many stipulations and questions. What are the counter questions about? Yes, just tell me yes already. See, girls don't even know themselves. It's so tricky. It's all emotions, dude. It's all emotions. Cuz you ask her on a different day, she might say a different answer. so clear. She's like, "After three times, it's cheating."
18:31 She already thought of it. "After three times, that's just curiosity." "Two times is okay, but after THREE AFTER THREE AFTER three times, it's cheating." "After five times, IT'S A MARRIAGE." THEN YOU HAVE to marry her. After five times, you've got to marry the ████ She's so like so fast. She knows you so well. Oh my god. Call Tiff. Call Tiff. She's like dealing with real patience. I'd say yeah. I'd say yeah, dude. She's doing therapy. She's like, "DON'T EVER CALL ME PUT IT ON SPEAKER NOW. SO I CAN TELL THESE ████ ████
19:21 WHAT DO YOU THINK NINA WOULD SAY? IS this video over? No, we have time. What do you think what would she say? She'd be like, "No." But for no reason at all. No logic. Cuz there's titties or no titties involved, or does it matter? I'd probably just you know, I'd probably just keep the titty detail out of the question. It's just a Roomba. think this is the thing with that, though. Or with with like if it's a sex robot like AGI, like actual consciousness, it has a like you can develop emotional connection with it. You I have some ████ people already like some kid killed himself cuz he fell in love with ████ chat you can see. Like it's Yeah, that's just going to happen. So, it's like I'm glad I don't have feelings for blender. you asked is actually kind of logical. Really? What is she Like do I know about it? about it? Mhm. Yeah, it's like if you don't know about it. Like open relationships. Oh, so you're saying that as long as
20:11 they don't know about it, it's cheating, but it's okay. It's not okay. So, if he was doing it behind her back Yeah. and this thing you can see talk to it. It's saving her the idea that she doesn't have to know about it though because then she'll be emotionally traumatized. That's how regular cheaters rationalize. cheating is. That's exactly what cheating is. That's how they rationalize it, right? It's like, "Well, I'm not going to tell her." Like to save her. Yeah. But low key though, if you have a sex robot and you're married, you have to have like a 5-ft 4 robot walk around your house. Or like you have to get a separate place for it, bro. Like you probably have to you probably have to get a whole another room. Like another condo? No, no, I'm plugging into the charger and the outlets in his ████ Put it in the garage, dude. If you if you have a wife and you want to have a sex robot, you got to get a separate place. You got to get a two-place. That makes a lot of sense, yeah. So, as long as you have a
21:01 spare bedroom You got to get a You got to get a different property entirely. So, it's got to it's got to come over and clean your house and then it's got to leave. No, it's like that's just another woman. That's what it is. You're like, "If you have a sex robot that has a name, it can speak and talk, it has to live somewhere else, and you got to go see it." No, just put it in the Murphy bed. And Turn it off and then when you're ready to use it, you open it. It's not that bad. Bro. And then you go to your homie's house and you see like a Murphy bed. You see something sitting in a chair with a with a blanket over. You're like, "Hey, what's that?" You're like, "Ah, man, don't worry about that." That's my sex robot. The funny thing about sex dolls though is they're in they're in BJ position the whole time. So, they're like Yeah. But not the new ones. Not the new
21:51 AG Y ones. The new ones look just like that. Oh, yeah. With that haircut? Oh, yeah. And then you activate and they just turn into
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