0:00 uh let's say I'm allergic to like nuts right and but why you keep licking them oh ████ dude that came out of nowhere he's gay the United States Supreme Court has come out with another insane insane decision what I say no more dogs oh no more dogs chicken wings that were advertised as boneless can actually have bones why Clarence Thomas wrote the decision and then Sonia Soo wrote The Descent this this this came from like somebody like suing somebody for having a bone in a bone yeah that's exactly wait but this is the Supreme Court Supreme Court of United States yeah Clarence Thomas wrote the majority decision CL Thomas why why they put or wrot the just
0:53 yeah they put him on the yeah what the ████ is the priority of of these guys man so consumers canot boneless chicken wings to actually be free of Bones that's what they wasted their time on according to oh my bad a divided Ohio Supreme Court my bad Ohio it's cuz he's probably invested in one of those companies you think so he's a he's a part of Tyson big Tyson yeah he's probably has you know money in it I think there's like big bon three meat companies that rule all of that ████ oh yeah oh yeah tyon Farmer John's maybe farmer Johns for sure Oscar Myers oh so good yeah yo Oscar M with the cheese sausage in it and oh the cheese in the middle y with the hot dog firework swiss cheese
1:44 mustard blow four of your fingers off on the fireworks ████ fire let's go brother is it horl maybe horel is one of them forget about that name big can hey Kirkland they be killing it bro it's they're for good though they're for good you know what I just had though what pepper jack chicken sausage pepperjack they put dude you're an American Bro ████ Yeah I love that don't cook it boil it boil it boil sausage cuz when you cut it juicy boil hot dogs too with Jasmine rice old water old water jasmine rice I do like a boiled hot dog though for real I do prefer a boiled hot dog dud that cooks so nice yeah Hormel and spam damn you ever put like the T Chinese sausage in the rice cooker oh yeah I'll
2:35 cook it like that okay real quick back on know ████ you zie you don't know sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry we'll get there we'll get your your H Obsession bacon WRA hot dogs whatever sausage guy I get it so a restaurant Patron suffered serious medical complications from getting a bone stuck in his throat so imagine Waiter I'll be having the Boneless Wings I'm very yeah and you're like I'm hungry and you're just like excited you're like I have nothing to worry about not a bone in sight not a I I really have no complication with those bones I'm so excited but what are he doing not ████ chew it he swallowed it like what's going on he didn't know a bone he took it down I mean if you said if you asked for boneless you would assume hey when I bite into a ████ Raising Canes I don't expect a bone to be in it exactly I knew Bart would say
3:25 this by the way I knew last night when I was putting this one in I was like defending this ████ of course so I grew up on both sides I grew up where you go and get chicken tenders and it's always injury free yeah but sometimes they're not tender no no no a tender is different than sometimes they're not chicken and then let's be real though and then you go eat Chinese food with your family and you get ████ five Fishbones stuck in the throat you ever had thaten oh that's horrible cuz everyone eats steamed fish and you got ████ five Fishbones so you have it's guaranteed injury so sometimes you're like you know what I don't want to have injury tonight can I have a boneless thing my sister needed a heck maneuver because of a ████ fish bone one she got her himik removed the HCK maneuver she got our himman removed dude you want to see our himman oh one of
4:15 these yeah S one of these so this this this um article is oddly specific I'm not making any of this up uh this guy named Michael Burkheimer was ding you're making that up dude wife and friends at a wing joint in Hamilton Ohio and had ordered the usual boneless wings with parmesan garlic sauce good choice wait wait wait boneless wings I've never heard of a boneless wing minute wait a minute we're going to talk about it right now because a boneless wing is a conspiracy you go to Wing Stop and you can order it like that I've never heard chicken nugget it's a chicken thigh it's a chicken nugget you never heard of a have you never heard of this I've never seen you never been to Buffalo Wild Wings cuz the whole part of the word Wing has bones in it right but it's it's a chicken thigh with skin on agree with you but you go to Wing Stop there's a boneless section I've never seen it on the M it's America I have every right to order a
5:05 boneless wing I've seen like chicken strips I've seen like chicken nuggets cuz the tender is an actual tender from the chicken bread but I've never seen right they're nuggets of boneless skinless breast meat and could contain bones sometimes then why do they call it a wing I mean because people want a boneless option but there's no such thing as a boneless wing they have to get it from the breast talk to a Chinese man who can suck the ████ out of a wing and make it boneless Americans don't want to do that though no we're too lazy Americans don't want to clean their Bon too much work and even though he sucks it it's it's still a bone in he's just pulling the bone out well what what we could do is get a bunch of Chinese dudes and then they'll do the twist suck and they'll spit that out and then you cook that cover it in sauce it's kind of like how do you get seedless cherries a old Chinese Grandma sitting there going and
5:56 then they she sucks the cherry out and she spits it out and then she puts it in the alcohol and guess what she spits it into a pot where they grow another ████ cherry tree it's profit cuz they're eco-friendly it's called making money so this cat he eats the Boneless Wings he felt the piece of bite-sized meat go down the wrong way 3 days later he has fever he's unable to keep food down and then he went to the ER where a doctor discovered a long thin bone had torn his esophagus causing un infection then he sued the restaurant Wings on Brookwood saying the restaurant failed to warn him that so-call boneless swimming which are of course nuggets of boneless skinless breast meat could contain bones and that is what this lawsuit was about that does suck though yeah yeah that does suck the Supreme Court rolled 4 to3 that boneless wings refers to a cooking style and that Burkheimer should have been on guard
6:47 against bones since it's common knowledge that chickens have bones dude 43 that means it was a heated it was a heated decision they're deliberating for while you know we're dogs come on dude I want to know who when it was a tie and they all hate him now because he didn't so they're like saying Common Sense law is well chickens obviously that's like up to you don't order chicken and not expect going back to your your your analogy of uh eating fish steam fish like growing up always my mom would be like hey watch out there's bones and all this yeah but they didn't come out with the platter to say hey this is Boneless steamed fish of course but even then when they say like certain like when you get salmon and you're like boneless whatever boneless fillets sometimes when you get it there's ████ bones in there's some bones in there sometimes so you got to be you got to do your on guard yeah exctly sound like keep on a swivel it's the dude's
7:39 fault who ate it yep that's what I think that's what they're saying I'm I'm wondering though because of how extreme the situation was where he got like affection they had like a ████ Toren esophagus had to go to ER I wonder if even if they do that as a ruling to set presidence moving forward the company still maybe had to like settle into to like help cover those because that is still like a s█████ situation cuz like let's say you're like give me wings with bones in it you ate the wings with bones and the same thing happened the bones cut through esophagus is that your fault or the ████ restaurant that's your fault that's your but if you're restaurant all right let's say I'd argue some people don't swallow bought boneless from Foster Farms they process it at their their plant right and you're not inspecting every single one you just deep fry the ████ and and then
8:30 you put it on a plate so is it your fault that you bought it from Foster Farms hell no no cuz what's the what a big rule of eating is you got to make sure you chew your food yeah you swallow what if he's a ████ swallower and this fool was just he got his food he started drinking his food chugging it down with a diet and he go it's like you should have chewed bro he didn't realized till a couple days later which is interesting he just sounds fat no I think he's it doesn't say obese matter of fact also what if what if he had a bet with his buddy he's like hey who can eat all of their Boneless Wings by the time the commercials are done they had a competition you know what I mean that's his might left out I think he's skinny you know why fat dudes have enough cushion to let that ████ and then they have a big
9:20 stretchy because they're used to Downing like and then they got a stretchy Thro but a skinny guy it's like if you feed him a potato chip he'll be like a pigeon where you can see the potato chip go down all the way to their stomach and it cuts them I think when it comes to things like consumption it's it's such a slippery slope like uh let's say I'm allergic to like nuts right and but why you keep licking them oh ████ dude that came out of nowhere he's gay let me say uh ████ peanuts guys peanuts going back to nuts and uh and it doesn't even say that whatever the thing that I purchased like it it this was also made in a container for if it was like nutree but then somehow wouldn't be in your mouth I'm listening no but I feel like a
10:11 nut allergy is very different than you uh swallowing chicken bones or come right come on I don't swallow that the nose
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