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White People Are Actually Family Oriented Too

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0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys in Vegas. We have Jared F with us today. >> Since it's very rare that we have two white guys in the room that are down to speak their minds, I thought we should ask them. >> What is it that you like about Asian girls? >> Oo. >> Oh, I like fetishizing them, that's for sure. >> Aren't you married to a white girl? >> No, I'm married to a Filipino chick. She's half Filipino, half white. Oh, okay. >> She looks Mexican, though. >> Damn. That's how like that's how much my ████ blinders are on. Straight up looked white to me. >> Really? >> I think he looked 100% white. >> Maybe you saw her through a heavy ████ Instagram filter. >> No. See, my thing is I really like the brown ones. >> Oh, the darker the better for him. >> I see. I see. >> They got to look chocolate. >> I see. >> You like that roast beef boy? >> Yeah. >> But like, do you feel like there's like

0:50 a a distinct personality difference when you like >> like this ████ is look looks Mexican? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Right there. She looks Mexican. >> She could be Mexican Middle Eastern like >> No. See, so like I've noticed it's actually like >> Oh yeah. >> So like >> Latinos, Filipinos, like Vietnamese, Laos, all that ████ >> They're usually like they grow up Catholic and that in itself makes them very family oriented. >> Oh. >> And the way white trash works, because now that we know we're both white trash. >> Oh, >> it's a similar thing, man. Like we really do value it even if it like is messy. and the way they uh take care of people and the way we take care of our people, we can immediately relate, especially with like we're still in the generation where tons of them are still coming from immigrant families and things like that. So, they had a really they had to struggle and whenever you like meet somebody at first, you're kind

1:40 of looking to have ████ in common and you can relate to them 100 ████ percent. Especially like when I was in San Antonio, like half those w women over there are from straight up families that just came across the border and they had to like fight to stay in the country and stuff and they're very family oriented. They ████ hold the ████ down and they have the best humor. >> No, no, no. Mexicans are the only ones family oriented. That's what I heard about online. Yeah, cuz dude, I'm That's what I'm saying. Exactly. Finally, we have two whiteies in here. Like my mom took care of my grandma every single day until my grandma died and and it was the worst day of my mom's life still. My mom was taking my grandma to the bathroom every day for eight years. >> I'm talking like however many times a day that took like and never complained once and and gave my grandma sponge baths every day and never complained one time. Like like family oriented as hell.

2:30 Exactly. >> White my white trash brethren. Like it's not just your house or your lawn. It's the family's house. The family's lawn. That's why everyone's garbage can go on it. >> And that's not even just family. That's like the the ████ neighbors. Like it was like, "Hey, the door's unlocked." >> And like, if you're struggling and you need help, my mom would open the ████ door to you. And that's why I am the way I am. And and a lot of like I mean, you guys can relate. You're going to take care of your ████ moms and dads. You're going to take care of your your grandmas. >> I live in a gated community. I don't tell my mom what the POT is. >> We're stopping that from this generation. >> Hey, if you do, you do. You know what? But you get what I mean. You see it. I'm going to build a cassita in my backyard for my like parents to live in. Yeah. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. ████ yeah. >> My mom barely helps you with my kid. >> My mom didn't help me with anything. But I mean, I had to do everything myself. >> It's just the fact that I wanted to give her a better life. Second half of her life. >> Yeah. >> Because I mean, at least at least I had

3:22 a roof most of the time. >> You know what I mean? >> Where do you think all that love comes from? >> Uh, man, it's it's illogical as ████ >> It's just illogical. It's still a human part of me. But I've noticed as I've gotten older and as AI becomes more and more fluid, I'm like, I need to lean into these parts of myself. >> Yeah. >> While they're here and just uh >> as a person, you have capa the capacity to compartmentalize. So whether that's my job, whether that's doing stuff like this, hanging out with friends, seeing family, uh the capacity to love. Uh the battery only like there's compartments in the battery and each compartment only has so much you can give to it. and if you try to overstep on one. So like for a long time I was just working myself into the ground and I realized I was just not as good of a person for that and I'm really trying to lean into the other parts and I think that this is a really good one to lean into like friendships, relationships in general in my life and I uh I just genuinely love and it's not even just like family but

4:12 especially family. I just love everybody. I just want everybody to do ████ well in life, man. Because I came from the struggle. I came from it and like seeing how easy it is now, especially as long as you have a good mentor or somebody in your life that you can look to to really help you with the financial side of things and the just logical side of the way the world actually works. Having a ████ worldview and teaching you that ████ it's very ████ important for a lot of kids, man. >> And that's why I have my my nieces with me in my house now. My sister moved in with me, my brother. Um it's just I just want to make sure >> show off. >> Yeah. So I can show off as a figure, as a person that they should look to to uh develop a worldview and then and at least have an impact on theirs so they can create their own and go off into the world and ████ do good good ████ >> Cuz we never had that, man. We never ████ had that. I was literally 10 years old stealing from places, robbing places. 12-year-olds got a job, stopped doing that ████ and it just continued.

5:02 You know what I mean? So it's like I don't ever want to see people super close to me have to go through that ████ >> So I was on the other side of the railroad tracks a little bit >> legit. But my uh my my family, they they sacrificed so much because my parents just had too many ████ kids, right? Like they just had so many kids. And like it's just a lot to raise a family obviously. And so and my mom like was a stay-at-home mom. She she worked until she had me and my sister and then she stopped and then she was a stay at home mom and then it was just sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice after that. And I think that they were felt a deep shame because my parents went into heavy heavy heavy credit card debt to pay for everything that they were doing. And like they were trying to like give us a dope time as kids. And so they prioritized that above all other things. And I to this day my mom cries about how like she's like, "Stephen, you shouldn't

5:53 have heard me cry on the phone to creditors and all that stuff." And I'm like, "Mom, I'm so glad that I did cuz I I know what you guys sacrificed for us. Like I had that perspective. Thank God I heard all that." And like I just have so much respect for what you guys like were able to accomplish like while having four kids. >> That's true. Cuz then you would have been a spoiled ████ >> Exactly. And I wouldn't have known that it was it was like a Hollywood set where like it looks great on the outside, but then you go behind it and it's just a bunch of boards. Like it wasn't like a real wealth thing that that they had. They had like a facade of wealth because it was just so much debt behind it all. So yeah, I um very very grateful that I learned the the struggle that they were going through and that really our family was going through. And then in 2008, my dad lost his business. He used to be a medical wholesaler and and the in 2008 just everything got the crash destroyed,

6:43 right? And the medical industry in California particularly got destroyed and because people were billing everything to Medicare, medical and all that got inflated and the state ran out of money basically and they started to really scrupulously look at every single little thing and that just screwed with all the billing. So my dad's business went under and then my family just became tighter than ever. Like during the the the times where like there was no more credit cards or nothing like that. My family got tighter than ever. And I'll never forget like that bond that we all created with each other. Like where it's like, hey, it's Christmas and nobody cares about that. I'm just so glad to be in the same room as you guys. Like all that stuff was really hugely formative for me. And like what matters like family overall like I was raised to like that's your brother, that's your sister. They are with you for life. like you anything they ever need you will do and like that's just how it is >> 100%. I think especially like what I

7:34 said with migrant families and stuff. It's just you guys especially get pushed really hard by your parents and like you have to do this, you have to do that and they take finances from other places to make sure you're able to do those things. That's how it was. It's the same kind of culture. It's just a little different. The delivery the delivery is different >> cuz when I went to Liverpool I didn't realize in the UK I had this image that UK is just full of Harry Potters and they're so rich. I thought they were richer than America. But I was in shock that British people are way poorer than Americans. And when I was there I saw like it's a different kind of white trash. Like it's not it's just working class. Like they all live decent. They're all like, it reminded me a lot about Hawaii where they're like white folks, but it's like almost as the same as Hawaii where people are tatted up.

8:24 They're they're tough dudes, but it doesn't feel unsafe. And they're very family oriented and very like there's a lot of Catholics there, but it's like so different from the image of like the stereotypical privileged white that people have in LA because I think there's this snobbery of like they forget that there's workingass and like middle America whites and there's almost like you guys are two different races. When I see that, right, cuz for me I'm like this is a whole different world. >> 100%. And then even in the UK it's like that. And I was like, damn. So this is probably why the white guys that I grew up with, like maybe they're white trash or whatever. I felt comfortable with that, like the like the kids that are like skating and surfing and they live in junkyards and stuff and like and then like what you see on TV, the middle uh class and all that. I was like, where do

9:14 these guys exist? I see them on TV, but they're not my friends. But I do think that's the huge like it sucks that you guys get grouped into one and it's like you have this privilege and all that but then it's like you're almost forgotten. It's like I said earlier on one of the episodes, but like the people who are b███████ about stuff are generally middle to upper class white women who grew up in ████ one of these insanely liberal states that have no idea what it actually looks like in like an inner city or in a section 8 housing or growing up poor as a white person. Like they just ████ about things they've heard. They par it from other people. It's whatever. Uh >> but guys, that was like a way too philosophical answer. Yeah, >> the lips and the eyes >> when it comes back to the >> skin color. >> Yeah. >> No, but for real, like uh it's real ████ man. The cultures are very ████

10:04 >> When did you first start liking >> Yes. >> My ex came into a classroom and he probably grew up in a ████ white ass town. What was your population? >> It depend. I mean, I was in Indianapolis and then I was in Virginia. So, it was all >> It was all we saw growing up. >> So, the second I saw something different, I was like, "What the f███?" And this is high school or junior high or >> uh this was college. >> I didn't see like an Asian or Latino person till college. >> Wow. >> Whoa. So my ex was Mexican and she walked into the biology class that I was in. And I was like, "What the ████ is that?" >> And why is her booty so big? >> That's about to be my girl. She goes, she looks at me, makes eye contact with me. She like kind of looks this way. And she goes and sits at this group. And the teacher immediately splits her up. She's like, "Hey, that group's too big. You got to go sit over there." She sat right next to me and I was just like

10:54 >> the whole ████ time just like what the ████ >> what the ████ is going on? >> But I have not looked back. I have not looked back. I don't find white women attractive at all because it's all it's the only thing I saw growing up. >> Don't like it. >> Even Carmen Electra >> ████ burnt ass lips. I don't like I don't I don't like fake lips. I don't like fake I don't like fake ████ >> Oh, okay. >> I don't like the fake lips. I don't like all that ████ Botox. I don't find white women attractive. >> But what about an actual >> What about Sydney Sweeney? >> Really? >> Get out of here, dude. Dude, city's in your DMs tonight. Come on. You know what you're doing. >> You're saying she's pretty, but you're just not interested. >> Yeah. >> Whoa. Dude, you got discipline, brother. >> That's called discipline. I don't even know what that's like. >> I'm trusting. I don't discipline. You put a Vietnamese or a Filipino in front of me, I'll be with this one and this one will DM me. I'm still going to, you know, >> Wow. >> My first girlfriend was My girl, it's funny. My first girlfriend was Mexican, too. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I always liked them.

11:44 >> That was our >> They're like a gateway Asian. >> They're the gay >> gateway Asians. >> They're the gay. So the other half of the Philippines, >> they're the border. >> If you could if you could handle Mexican girls, you could probably handle Asian, >> dude. And the food, man, like they would do like tamales and ████ it's just like good god. >> Yeah. The first time I ever talked to like one of her uncles who was just like a straight up from Mexico. Amazing. Best conversation ever. Cuz they immediately start to impart wisdom on you. Like you >> you're a good dude. >> And they just start ████ dropping wisdom on you. It's like you're the man, dude. You see the culture so similar. interesting. >> We're so um divided by race and not cult uh class. >> And then I actually think like >> class is way more of a Yeah, >> we connect way and then cuz when I was dating, you know, and then it's just I have way more of a connection with the

12:34 same class. Does it matter what race versus like the same race, but they're wealthy? Cuz they live different. Like they know what it's like to live with maids, with drivers. And I'm just like, dude, that's such a different and then the rules are different. Like the I feel like our guy like what loyalty kind of means to us would be completely different from a rich kid. Like they ████ each other over. They ████ each other's girls. There's just a different whole set of rules. >> I like that we're like being like completely generalizing rich kids now. >> Yeah. >> Because we're coalesing. Yeah. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. >> Combined by class, not by race. >> Love it. That's cool though. I didn't I never thought about the similarities in in I guess operating culture between white trash and migrant families. >> Yeah. I mean >> that's pretty cool. >> Just anybody who grew up in some ████

13:24 like we all kind of people who's everyone's just trying to make it right. Like it's just that's the relating thing%. >> Yeah. When you don't have money, you only have the people around you and you you got to make it work. >> That's the thing too why and that's probably why you guys are so good at comedy. It's like you realize very quickly why stereotypes are ████ hilarious because there are archetypes of people >> and they all do the same ████ and it's ████ funny as hell >> and that doesn't mean you're a bad person but I'm going to make it a ████ joke. >> Yeah, ████ I was. You know, >> we've all been we've all played the stereotype at some point. >> Yeah, 100%. >> Nothing to be ashamed of. >> Yeah. You think dad's leaving is only for one race? I mean, it's funny that we might think of one, but that's not the only one. No. >> Yeah. Filipinos might take the top spot soon. Yeah, >> they're the Rico Suavez. >> ████ Cuz it's the white guys, you know. Yeah.

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