0:00 [Music] some pretty interesting news right now going on australia cancels the visa of novak djokovic ahead of the 2022 australia open where is he from uh so he can't leave then no this is the australia open he can't come australia where is he from originally where is drogofish from he's from australia what is djokovic what is that djokovic uh could be russian could be polish or some eastern european where is bosnian joe kovich from uh oh serbia serbia there it is serbia but australia has they're like um infamous for their visa issues right across the world super infamous the two hardest pla three i'm gonna go ahead and
0:50 say three i think ryan kennedy says this three hardest places to get into straight up australia canada and the uk yeah if you don't have the right documentation visa invitation letter or whatever the ████ they will you it doesn't ████ matter who you are while you're there yeah you're out your wife's ████ when she's crying is number four you know what i mean you know what's crazy is now there's no um border guards at uk there's no border guards is that for real why no i mean like it's just machines so you just scan your passport and you walk with it it is hard to get in because also like when we were touring stuff if someone
1:40 had like a dui within the last 10 years they just couldn't go to canada at all or you couldn't go to australia at all yeah be a convicted criminal we had to leave people behind and like just get them later because that stuff yeah so australia has canceled the visa of serbian tennis player novak djokovic ahead of the 2022 australian open and there's a lot of controversy around this thing because the country intends to deport him right and his lawyers are expected to appeal and why is controversial because australia's health minister greg khan confirmed the news saying that the star failed to provide quote-unquote appropriate standards of proof that would have allowed him to enter the country okay the australian border force confirmed the news through a statement saying the abf will continue to ensure that those who arrive at our border comply with our laws and ensure
2:30 requirements they can confirm that mr djokovic failed to provide appropriate evidence to meet the nature requirements to australia and his visa has been subsequently cancelled and this has to do with the vaccine mandates now here's the thing he was apparently given pretty much kind of like a free pass a medical free pass in order to participate in the 2022 australia open right so like you hit it so good ████ it yeah but he was you know quote unquote granted this free pass but when he actually got there to border control because he had failed to provide adequate evidence it's not only that they didn't allow him in except they detained him for many many hours interrogated him and and are now about to deport him when he was already given said pass so it's
3:22 this weird so it's like different departments arguing and saying like you could come in and then the border control is like nah you can't did he couldn't provide evidence of the past itself oh no it's it's a little unclear of the specifics of that detail but ultimately yeah and and it's not just so much that he didn't provide it and they sent him home and deported him it's that they detained him for many many hours interrogated him that's kind of what they do at the border control though that ████ happened to hannah yeah yeah what happened to my mom too wait in australia no in the us how so what happened um because when she re-entered uh they were like what are you doing here whatever whatever like they're just hassling her and you get randomly picked for ████ like that even if you're here legitimately and that's what sucks and what people don't really talk about is like if border control wants to even if you
4:13 have the right visas even if you have whatever if they feel like i just want to ████ around with you for a minute they'll pull you in and then they'll basically she wasn't able to use the bathroom or you know get a snack or drink water or nothing like they just they they were trying to take her phone and get into her pictures and all this stuff and like when you're not on the u.s citizen the same rules do not apply to you they do some illegal ████ and then if you call them out on it they'll try to backtrack or say no this is legal we can do that we could kick you back to wherever you came from ████ mean dude it's like welcome to america you're a criminal until you're proven innocent so it's a completely different process and i'm sure like you know they all have their reasons trying to protect their country or whatever it is but it's just like mind-blowing that something like that
5:03 can happen in the states so djokovic is actually a nine-time winner and he's um he's not really spoken publicly about his vaccination status but last year he said he was opposed to vaccination and it actually remains unclear what qualifies this 34 year old for exemption because he got a medical exemption for it but the tournament director said it would be helpful helpful for jokefish to clarify his situation so the australia opened his schedule beginning on 17th of january but they're pretty much revealing that the 26 unvaccinated players who applied for exemption djokovic was only among a handful of them given the green light under guidelines set by figure the federal regulator so he was literally given a medical exemption therefore he decided to go but at border control that didn't ████ matter because he couldn't quote unquote provide that so yeah in the similar it's like
5:53 when you ████ get stopped at border control it's not like uh it doesn't make sense separate it doesn't always make sense it's it's like it's like prison it's like when my wife's been crying i'm like trying to get into it and i'm like you know no entry none of this makes sense i'm like okay cool so you made it seem like we're cool but then now we're not and then crying and you guys even married me wet up here and not wet down there and i'm like okay cool so i guess we're not ████ but you want to do but then like now i got to hear about your whole ████ day damn it sucks man i didn't sign up for it you didn't sign up for that obviously people uh on social media are going crazy because this guy's ████ a celebrity in the star right yeah people are saying things like you know even people are tweeting like i'm no fan of novak djokovic and skeptical of the process that granted him a medical exemption but the fact is he now has the exemption so there are no grounds to cancel his visa it's an
6:44 appalling way to treat anyone australia looks like a backward backwater but australia does they have been changing their their uh mandates to be a lot stricter so i'm sure like if they just change something it's like ████ your whatever pass you got yeah but it can't you know but the past came from austria can he call whoever gave him the pass like a higher up like like hey ████ i don't know like nbc dude you know like was the past through the tournament or was it through the state it sounds like an official it mentioned that it was a federal medical exemption but the thing that made the caveat if you will is that he didn't he wasn't able to provide all the evidence that supported the example that's probably a nebulous phrase that they gave him maybe they emailed him a pdf he didn't print that ████ out you know that's his fault be prepared you know athlete that's like all the people that
7:36 that fly to hawaii and then they get surprised they got a quarantine and it's like you didn't ████ upload your vaccine card you ████ take your goddamn ████ pcr test it's very simple fire your assistant you ████ idiot fire your assistant you have all the money in the world what are you doing there's a bad liaison somewhere in this story when this ████ happened to me was it first and last name huh what all right i don't remember because he fired her i was like you're fine to be fair and to be correct joe what joe's saying is right if you don't provide the appropriate documentation like that's on you you know what i'm saying and i remember this because this ████ ████ happened to me in australia when we went when we went you remember the ticket tour you remember we were the notorious ████ story group me and lawrence cows specifically who nearly got deported i don't know because we were busy getting scolded for an orange and a backpack yeah so yeah and you and
8:28 anthony checked in some weird costumes yeah yes because you're working you're working yeah we were all there for the tour but we were so ████ dumb ignorant naive that we didn't know that we were either in the right to say that we were there working because we thought that was inappropriate so we thought that it would be smarter to hide behind the veil that we were touring the country we just happened to be tourists we were there not for business we were there for pleasure however when they were skeptical they decided to check our stuff and the reason why me and lawrence count specifically lawrence cowell lawrence cowell kl the reason why we were even skeptical we weren't sure is because we didn't receive the documentation or the letter of record um of your visa work visa yeah work visa and there's there's like a letter that you need to present as well like an invitation letter right you had to have like a number of different documentation but we didn't receive that documentation
9:19 so we were like ████ we should uh maybe we should like come up with an excuse and so we're on the same page because we had ████ tiger onesie costumes in our suitcases for the show it was a it was a funny bit that we did you guys know what i remember at the tick tick tour right but we're like we should say that we're uh we're here for a wedding nobody's gonna ████ get mad we're here for a wedding and uh why do we have the suits uh we're we're performing at the wedding yeah yeah we'll stick to that story then we ████ get called into the interrogation room and stuff like what are you guys doing here but oh we're performing for a wedding they start going through our suitcases and you know they start swabbing for like drug residue around yeah they ████ apparently found like five counts of like heroin or random ████ all over random stuff and we never ████ did that stuff we did a bunch of other drugs but not heroin right so they're like no you for sure have some stuff on you we're like no officer like we swear
10:09 we're just here for the wedding and dumbasses and us try to stay and stick to our our lie right this should win the dumbest livestream um and and so they kept on pressing us we were stuck in there for like two and a half hours all the way to the point after they searched everything where they're like we're going to take you to the hospital right now because we need to x-ray you and check you for um they're going to probe your problems because we they thought that we shoved drugs up our ass holy ████ and i literally told the guy i literally told the guy i was like i will i was ████ in a bowl here right now to show you that we are not drug dealers we swear we're not trying to do that we're just trying to get into the blah blah right and then finally after so much time me and me and lawrence was sitting there like ████ in the bowl we should tell the truth all right we got after they're about to take us to the hospital with police right we're like we gotta tell you the
11:01 truth man we're not drug dealers we're here to perform we're gonna perform at a show we're not here performing for a wedding we just were scared because we didn't have the right paperwork and then he literally said he's like if you would have told me the truth i would have let you in but you guys are idiots and now i gotta you know deport you blah blah so they send us to the next department people like to this other back room where they take our ████ they're about to take our phone and right when they're about to take our phone is when uh ty the the promoter calls right and we're again we're in like a detention area so i'm not supposed to pick up my phone but like i ████ pick up my phone because i was like oh my god i need to fix the ████ and he's like yo what's going on i was like yo you got to give us a paperwork and they're like get off the phone get off the phone right now i was like you gotta talk to this guy i can't talk to you right now i'm hanging up to call back so i hang up on him and then i literally i'm begging them to
11:51 just talk to this promoter he'll explain everything literally one of the guys is finally down to be nice he's all right fine he talks to the promoter he's gone for 20 minutes while me and lawrence are literally in there sweating the balls and we're like we're going to get sent home there's going to suck balls right the guy finally comes back and i talked to your guy and it's all good we got the information you're clear to go wow man that's why you should always tell the truth it was the stupidest thing we ████ lied about being performers at a wedding with some ████ but point is australia is really really difficult don't ████ lie about that ████ and it doesn't matter who you are if you're a ████ 18 time champion or whatever you have to have the right documentation i heard lawrence had a deep throat a banana on camera for that guy yeah he did to get to get you guys in that's what i showed him his performance skills hey you're a performer aren't you [Music]
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