0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we are indeed very careful boys today we got gianni what's up y'all i'm so happy to be here i love it i love you guys are you are you italian yeah i am that's great what does that mean we're gonna hear about that a lot i guess i actually you know what's so funny my name is super italian but i'm always just like everyone just thinks yeah you're just a normal white guy i'm like yeah like no no you know what i mean like when i go no auditions are like johnny pillow they expect like some like spicy and i'm like what's up what the ████ are you doing you know what i mean they're like i took it for two years in high school and i only learned one word it was a beachy cleta it's bicycle oh wow i mean that too but like that was just
0:50 more like growing up well i get it you know i'm just like in rhode island there was all the hot italian girls were in my class so it's me and like 25 girls so every time the teacher would call me i'd be like and then she picked johnny get out and be like yeah i'm doing great i'll get out of here it's fun it means ████ yeah it is f word in italian yeah yeah yeah no i didn't do that yeah i think the nuts would have been over the top oh speaking of that speaking of nuts man you guys have been i should not have brought this up trying to segue right into the ████ story caucus is cool story and it's so good we're like stop it right there okay i need it how did you even how did it even come you brought it up you're talking about your dick though i was like hey gianni how are you and you were like that's a girl my perfect dog you couldn't wait to get it out bro well i don't know what it is had clock
1:40 surgery when he was blood yeah so he got ████ surgery but you know he got ████ surgery too so you guys are like ████ bros pointing at him you did ████ boys man i just got circumcised at 12. that's hardly like cosmetic don't say i don't think it works boy we can't do maybe maybe four or five years ago we can't do that again maybe you guys know i don't know if that's a good way so you got circumcised at 12 yeah was that like really late oh it sucked that's true he said it was the worst experience of his life it's the worst thing yeah for sure and then like your dick would like get hard again and then it would like instantly just i would just have so much blood loss every like the amount of blood that goes through a boner also like that's how much you sleep yeah why'd you do it yeah why'd you get a boner i don't know i get a border ████ human ████ body yeah no why'd you get circumcised at 12.
2:30 i don't know it's my parents i was ████ i'm 12. i'm not making your medical decisions [Laughter] oh no it sucks to say but yeah did you get in trouble for something they're like you know what we still got one thing no i was like why didn't i ask them i'm like hey mom dad why did i not get circumcised when i was born they were like yeah they just were like it was like the ████ filipino shrug yeah i was like why would you guys they were like oh you want to get now it's like again it's 12th birthday they're like happy birthday they wheel them into the yeah so mine's like the opposite story of you where i ended up with something that looked like a ████ stitched up sausage yeah but it's but it's cool now everything's chill i don't know i haven't really compared it with another dude everyone take it out let's go boy all right perfect yeah so basically so basically what happened was i've never told this story i don't know why i told
3:21 you guys like four people know this in my life comfortable yeah yeah i came in yeah i came in there there was no white people in here and i felt comfortable i'm like i can breathe um and then he showed up and i was like all right ████ no more ████ no so basically what happened was i'll get nervous now steve's here i uh when i was like four uh i would get hard and my dick would like banana up and i would legitimately pee in my own eye like i have a specific memory of being at my my grandmother's house and i pee and i would like pee in my own eye and that was it that's all i remember so but you had to pee with them with a bonus i don't have a before and after my four-year-old dick before and after picture i don't yeah so this happened once or you're peeing in your eyes all the time it was all the time but i just remember like in my memory i was like oh yes yeah yeah my memory got
4:12 rid of all but it's like we're gonna keep that one just for later can i ask what you're about to be or you're like i gotta pee i i truly don't know like i just have that this three second spotty memory of it and when you're just like this there wasn't even like a uh push it down with my i know i i really don't know you didn't do the whole ████ pants all the way down to your ankles like that ████ here's the thing i was four i wish i could tell you okay logically logically just do this but i was for sure i was just you know whatever dumb foreign here's the thing man if i could go back i would change a lot of things but you know what is that the first thing that was the first yeah i'd be like i would have i would have actually no because it worked out it ended up working out so basically what happened was i got um surgery on it and like at four at four
5:02 it was around four it was that bad that your parents was like we need to get surgery for him yeah wow yeah because you shaped it huh yeah wait how old are you uh 25 now did google back then would you do dick doctor i don't maybe i went to a pediatrician i have to like honestly oh i'm i'm flying to vegas right after this i'm going to the airport i'm going to call my mom on the way i'm like i don't know can you tell me about this give me some insight yeah i haven't really never asked her the behind the scenes yeah give me the bts i gotta i gotta send some clips of ████ jk news so they can splice them in through your first appointment with like consultation and doctor and like it wasn't like going in i don't know did they do nip tuck or they did like i truly don't know is your doctor like look i see a lot of four-year-old penises and this one's weird this one's bad he's like he's like here's the good news it's gonna look great what did he do to like i don't know it put a stick on it
5:53 it was like what was going on it was it was banana and now it's just like it's legitimately like if i was building a home i always say this if i was building a home i could use my ████ as a leveler like that's how perfect and straight it is now and i'm not going to brag about it because here's the thing it was a good glow up but it's perfect it's the perfect ████ around the perfect ████ it's like your cat your dick can't pass parallel so if you get hard is this parallel yeah it's just it's ████ here there's a problem with that man you can't pass parallel you know how you do that thing where you can like like like bounce it it just goes like it's it's like it goes there and it's like yeah it's like there yeah it's like a broken windshield wiper it's like it won't come all the way the perfect ████ indeed do you remember the healing process as a kid because that must have been traumatic i don't i don't remember
6:43 peeing in your eyes i remember peeing in my eye and then i just remember having a perfect ████ so you blocked it all out yeah but i did block it all out yeah have you ever been with a girl that really realized it's how straight it was yeah i like the thing it's now it sounds cocky but like every time i hook up with a girl they're like you have the most perfect dick and i'm just like yeah i know the answer is yes and it's not me it's not even like me it's like it's not like i did anything i'm just like yeah yeah you didn't tell them the story first no yeah yeah you didn't tell them they're surprised that's a straight dick yeah dude imagine loving your dick so much that you're like it's not me it's god look it's god doctor o'connor at uh women in infant you know very humbling i thought the perfect dick for chicks would because you're trying to hit the g spot right so it would be
7:33 like this yeah i do have to do some double action sometimes because it doesn't get yeah it depends on the angle right but like uh you know when you get like an uppercut do you think you get like a nrv or something like that you know what i'm talking about no reason boner and it's like like does it lean on one side of the pant it's just straight man so your picture just tucks back like the biggest eye it's like a sundial yeah does it hurt if you do the whole tuck under the ████ belt thing um no it's just it's because it's actually just straight so like if it if it like people who have like uh like it would probably be like that but it's just like chilling up there like oh straight up fascinating yeah i'm pulling up here and i'm talking to nick in the car real quick and joe's like yo see we're gonna roll right now and i'm like what the ████ is going on in there and then i come in here you gotta get this conversation we gotta ████ start rolling dude this story's gonna be ████ hype and and then and then it's like it's a dick
8:23 story i'm like okay that is good [Laughter] breaking news here on jk news [Laughter] it's good for you man thank you man thank you seriously thank you so you're wrong you're you're on power i don't know i just i over share all the time and i go i like leaving i'm like ████ i just talk about my ████ so next time i come on i'll tell you guys about my ████ story that he's gotta have something to look forward to if it's not perfect doctor's like in order to get you the perfect ████ i gotta ████ your ████ [Laughter] he's like we have to put a thing in the middle so you have to have two ████ now and i'm sitting there i'm like seems reasonable i'm gonna put your old ████
9:13 in here and here's what it used to look like you should have seen your face when you were four then i had to do the same thing so you you're on uh power yeah so i was originally on power and then um that show ended and then me and another character got a spin-off and it's called power book two it's literally just a continuation of power totally thinking about power 106 uh power what is power how it's a show what's 50 cent show yeah it's 50th century oh yeah um and yeah so we just um when is this coming out okay so the season finale it would have just aired the previous sunday and we're filming season three now today's video is brought to you by draftkings the
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11:45 thank you i appreciate it that's tight so we're on season three right now yeah we're we just started the first episode of season three does 50 cent know about your perfect car i have not told them but i think why not i think it'll come up after he watches jk news because i know he's a big fan do you call him 50 or do you call him like curtis i i first i called him curtis and then like once i got closer to him everyone just calls him five they call five oh they don't even oh you could shorten it it's like if somebody wanted to call me tony versus anthony it's like five instead of 50. that's pretty good yeah so just just going five but at first it was like mr jackson and then it was like curtis and then it was 50 and then it was fine you're about to look them in the eyes you have to look at the floor the whole time no he's actually the sweetest dude ever like yeah he'll he'll come in like at first i was intimidated and then he's scaly yeah he's he's ████ shredded and then he would come in and then he'll just sit down with you and like talk like movies
12:35 and david fincher i'm like holy ████ yeah oh so funny yeah he's like talking about cinematography i'm like what the ████ wow that's it yeah who would have known he's the only guy that's been shot nine times that enjoy cinematography yeah he's a big cinematographer i've always wanted to know like is he is he doing that he's like hey look i know i have a bad day i got shot nine times he's like listen i know they ████ up your breakfast at crafty butt i almost died yeah i'll show you the holes yeah that's about times i got shot time johnny picks up a banana he's like hey did you know that uh my dickie [Laughter] i don't know where to go okay man it's perfect now that's all that matters you know how did you get into acting and all that stuff is that something you always wanted to do yeah so when when i was growing up i was probably like
13:27 10 11 um and i was playing hockey so i actually was drafted to me professionally for hockey yeah i had like as an 11 year old no no not at that point but like when i was 16 um and i uh i was playing that's all i ever did but i just remember just being an entertainer and like i love just performing and stuff like that but i didn't ever know what it meant like i was just in the locker room being funny with the team so like the coaches would come up to me like bro you like you should do like entertainment acting stuff and i always thought they were just trying to ████ with you yeah so i like wouldn't be in competition with their son that was where my brain went so i was like ████ that i'm never going to do that yeah so then once i was like yeah 14 15 i started taking like theater classes because you had to at school i was such an ████ in like high school and just trying to make everyone might be funny and then in theater class the teacher was like yeah do it and i
14:18 was like wait i'm not getting kicked out of class she's like no go you want people go on the stage and she just let me do whatever i want and it like changed like my life and i was like oh cool and then you leave the room and she picks up the phone and she's like get my son in the ████ football team the coach is like you're ████ good yeah i tried for years he's too good at football he's good football he's gonna acting so yeah and yeah and then i moved to la when i turned 19 i stopped playing hockey and um yeah i just started auditioning working s█████ jobs the usual and i ████ grinded for years and now you're on a show that's crazy i mean i met johnny because uh through theo and like through uh all the you you worked on his podcast yeah um and then i thought that you were just a producer for a lot of podcasts yeah because you
15:08 did so much of that stuff but i didn't know that you were started like booking voice over stuff and booking you know guest stars in a like different show so i was like oh i have enough money now um so i don't have to work a restaurant job i want to still do something creative so i honest i met someone on set uh because we shot that movie in mississippi and i was listening to this past weekend and at the time it was theo's podcast and it only had like 50 000 viewers so if you listen to theo
15:59 you're like oh ████ like you know com you know what i mean so someone knocked on my trailers one of the pas he's like you know let's go to set and he was like were you listening to theo i was like yeah he's like dude he grew up on my dad's farm no and i was like oh ████ so he's like yeah i'll link you up with him when i um when you get back to la so i was like dope so like a month later i filmed the movie i had money i was like okay cool like i can be comfortable but i was just auditioning i was like i still want to do something every day where i wake up and go do something so i reached out to theo i was like i just want to help you with your podcast and do your social media and do stuff like that and i looked like every guest was on that show for like three years-ish i booked we moved into a new studio um you know we ran socials we did all that stuff and i just got i just knew how to do it and we got good at it and he ████ blew up obviously everyone knows theo now he's like when i started working with him he had like i think he had like forty two thousand followers and you blew him up yeah i was
16:50 like yeah i was like you know ████ we got the guy behind to get the brace behind the operation right now you know how's everything if you if you guys need some help i'll let you know after the potty oh we need some help bro we need some help i just i just say that because i like it's so crazy to see someone like 42 000 and then 2.5 million in a year just to see what like he did it was so incredible and insane and i mean he's the funniest person he's hilarious the funniest and i know him like on such a personal level where it's like sometimes when you know someone like that they're not funny to you anymore she's even funnier like it's just crazy like the stuff that he says like even in deep deep deep conversations like he'll say something i go i don't know how the ████ you just came up with that it's just funny so then i started working with uh you know santino because they knew who i was and i helped him with this you know i built out his tick tock and now um uh
17:40 i helped brendan brennan shop a little bit my little brother's over there fighting the kid and now my thing that i still do i still do social media for comedians and i don't get paid i literally just do it because i love doing it um i just got chris stefano to a million followers on tick tock he's never logged in and i just like post stuff and yeah so i just do it because i like it's literally fun you're sitting on set for like four ████ hours not doing ████ and i'm like i just find comedy clips and i post them and that's tight man i just i just like think like people the guys who i know are great comics and like deserve it i'm like these guys deserve it they just need guidance yeah and i just know how to clearly like it too you like comedy of course yeah yeah i love you surround yourself with that much comment you didn't like it yeah have you ever thought about um just trying that out for yourself like doing stand-up stand up for like a year and a half i did open mics and i didn't i actually got booked on a ton of shows but i didn't love the um
18:30 the you do the same material for like two years that was one thing that i just personally was like i'm like if i tell this ████ story two more times it's already gonna feel old to me and that was the first time i ever told it you know what i mean so it's like i i i respect the craft at what they do of like perfecting a joke and like even one word change could change the whole flow of the joke i respect it and i love it but for me personally it just felt like i was hearing myself talk well again threw it away every year i mean there's there's a couple guys who do that i mean that's easy but yeah yeah it's like writing a feature film and then like work working it live yeah you know and then trying to fix it and all that that's the crazy part yeah and i'm the type of person i like i like new experiences and new things and you know new information and a lot of that is just yeah you're doing like i've seen theo over maybe 300 times live and he's every joke still makes me laugh
19:21 every time theo is actually extremely funny in real life more like it was so surprising um we were booked like like simultaneously just coincidentally in minneapolis i was in the audience and he popped up and i was like what the ████ feels here really and then i i ████ cried laughing i haven't done that in ages dude i was like this guy his life is way better than his podcast yeah his podcasts are still good too but i was super surprised yeah that's what everybody says when they go same live they just said like it's the hardest i've laughed in like years yeah that's what i heard i don't even know what he's saying it's just funniest yeah i haven't met him yet because all you ████ do without me yeah he'll just end a joke like that's what happens when you put a cigarette and a waffle and you're like what the ████ but yeah so yeah i've seen him live a ton of times and every time he makes me
20:12 laugh and i really you know it's the same joke you're like the same joke i know it's coming i know i know his i could tell you his hour right now i could do it if you guys want me to i can i could just do the whole hour right now let's do it yeah if you have a favorite joke of this where you start to hear the warm-up for it and you're like oh yeah i love this one he has one random joke where it's every time it makes me laugh so ████ hard he just he'll he'll go to the like at the comedy store he does it and stuff like that he'll just like get up on stage and at the beginning when no one knew who he was it was so much funnier because he people like who the ████ is this guy he would get on stage and it's already in his special so i'm not burning any bits but he was like um you know uh my cousin got bit by a gay guy the other day and then he'll literally wait like 10 seconds of just like nodding his head and he'll just go so we'll see [Laughter] and then he'll just go right like into the next joke i i was like it's just so next level of
21:04 just like he doesn't give a ████ it's so funny and i'm like every time ten words dude yeah every time i hear that joke i'm like that is the perfect joke like yeah so is that how you got on is that how you got on tv is like you were doing podcast producing and while doing auditions i had booked all that but so i had done um a guest stop i've done four guest stars on different shows a couple abc family shows uh a couple of you know fox comedies like stuff like that um and then i shot that movie ma and then after all that i i went and started helping out with the comedy so i would already booked a ton of stuff and then um i i wouldn't have i would not have liked it if it was the other way like i was doing podcasting like oh now i'm an actor like i wanted to like get my life together and like that and then i was like okay now i want to kind of get into this so that's where you were like yeah that's that's when you mentioned i had the money in the free time yeah so that's when you're able to just be like
21:54 oh i don't need to hustle like that exactly oh i was actually hustling harder at that time because i was like doing the podcast stuff and i was then i had to go to an audition and then i you know what i mean i would then i would fly and go you know shoot an episode of something and then i would literally be like on the flight like booking a ████ guess like sebastian's coming in and sebastian's manager is calling me and i'm on set of like power like shooting an episode i'm like yeah sebastian here like you know what i mean and i'm just like on set and it was so funny because nobody knew i was just like an anonymous email on on the thing and nobody knew and then uh like then they started coming the podcast and people would recognize me go oh like you're on that and i'm like yeah so then it started coming as like oh they knew that i was an actor as well yeah and then you come train with us and get punched by nick yeah i did beat the ████ out of nick that day but um he beat the ████ at me yeah this guy's very good but then i i met nick through um cause i did tiger belly and then i met gil and then
22:44 gil's like come train and then yeah that's kind of got hooked up with with you guys small world man nick will teach you how to take a punch and ████ go down get knocked out bro yeah all right dude how much time we got left let's ████ get it i'm flying to vegas in ████ four hours so let's get it you
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