0:00 I expect dirty old men to do dirty old men's ████ >> He's like, "Come here, sweetheart." And then she like would do the side kiss thing on the cheek. She'd go for that. And then he'd ████ try to get his mouth on there. Every time. It was amazing. Dirty old boy. So, you know, like obviously we got like those weird like Cesar Chavez was doing this. So, now you're like, "Oh man, that's weird." And then like MLK was actually this. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like no matter how sick somebody is, they probably did something really weird, right? >> You know Gandhi would um test how horny he is by sleeping with a teenage girl in the same bed. Yeah. But then like not touch her. So, he didn't do it. No, but that was his test to be like to be like, "I could control myself."
0:50 >> But imagine that's not Gandhi. It's just some guy named Bill doing that. Everyone would be like, "That's ████ crazy. Like, you're creepy." Yeah, like still got to sleep next to them. I'm just testing. >> Yeah, I'm proving that that I'm pure and ████ >> "Dude, I didn't go all the way." Dude. Yeah, if he passed the test, it's kind of tight. Point is, it's like in today's world still alive or ████ it, anybody, who do you hope does not have an issue or go down? Who's somebody that you revere or admire? >> Keanu Reeves. He's my Jesus. >> Oh. >> Oh, honestly. >> Damn, that is a good one. He's a good one, man. >> He looks like Jesus. >> And he is the Jesus in Matrix. And it's like the opposite. The things that you found out about his personal life was so heartbreaking that you love him more. Yeah. He's a good He He would be a good one. He's modern Jesus. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, cuz he's cuz he's like one of the
1:41 last good ones. So, you're like, "The last good one, please nothing bad, please." >> He's such an actor of the people, huh? >> Yeah. Hell yeah. Damn, Keanu is such a good one. >> Probably Mr. Beast for sure. Shut up, dude. Wait, wait, wait, [clears throat] why did I shut up? More like Mr. Bean. Oh, dang. You're true. >> Mr. Bean, I would be ████ sad if something happened to Rowan Atkinson. Rowan Atkinson's a legend, man. Cuz everybody else to me I feel like to be successful in your field and to have to have that drive to go all the way to the top. Yeah, you got to be a pedophile. >> You got to be weird, man. You got to have something that's driving you that's different than everyone else around you. Yeah. Only crazy people do crazy things. That's for sure. >> I definitely think that like, you know, uh like I feel that way about Steven Spielberg cuz I love him so much and like when people come out and say like,
2:32 "Oh, he's actually an asshole." I could not give less of a ████ how much of an ████ someone is. >> great. It's like I would assume most great people are ████ when they're when they don't have to be, you know, like >> But what if he's like a womanizer, though? What if he's just like ████ every girl on set? That fuels his creativity. Womanizer? Okay, if he's like assaulting women, that's different. Womanizer? I think that's ████ fair game. Leonardo DiCaprio's a womanizer and we all still dig him. That's like the Jackie Chan effect, right? Like everybody knows that he ████ like everyone. But like if you're a leading man in whatever industry you're in, like if you're if you're just that guy, how are you not a womanizer unless you're married? Aren't we all closeted womanizers? We all Yeah, we don't have the game. >> Not even closeted. >> Like does the term womanizer come from another guy saying that or does it come from the girl who you womanized? It comes from a ████ ass dude who's like, "That's a womanizer. I just want you to know." Like to to try to get chicks not
3:23 out of their league. It comes from that song. I'm not wrong. >> [clears throat] >> Steve's heard it before about him. I heard it from my own mouth. Well, yeah, you're not you're not wrong, but that's why I think like I don't even think I think that's just like normal sociology. I don't think that's like, you're not criminally doing something. Technically, yeah, yeah. If you can't get criminalized for it. Well, yeah, because it's not illegal to like play a girl. Like if you she got played. >> I mean, ████ gorillas womanize. Jesus. Prince is a womanizer. That's part That's It's part of biology, dude. >> What categorizes the way that I thought womanizing was is that you just you just a player. You're just hurting people's emotional state. I think it's that you go from chick to chick to chick to chick to chick to chick. But even then, like as as I guess like scummy as it as you can view it, or you would never want your own daughter to come across a womanizer or whatever, it still took two. Or else it'd be assault, right? Or else
4:13 it'd be like essay. But if she still wanted it and maybe was even infatuated by the celebrity and threw herself like you know how like people like R. Kelly was convicted and there's chicks at the court going, "Me next. Me next." And And then on the converse, because of what we're talking about, like chances are we are talking about celebrities. They might be in that position of power though, so then that becomes a conversation. Because if we were like just just guy and girl equal playing field type stuff and he was just playing all these ████ that'd be yeah, you know. But if if it's like you're in a position of power and you maybe are like doing that similar thing. >> also, at what point do you think people should be responsible for like their own agency? How come there's no Is there a term for that same thing if the script is flipped and a woman does it to a bunch of men? Like a jailbaiter? Fantasy. There's no term, right? Well, didn't James Franco, like he he had a
5:03 school and he was teaching these these ladies and then he was ████ on them, too? But they were all had free will, like Bart saying, like why does James Franco go down for that? Different because he's not just like dating women and like breaking their hearts. It's It's the structure that Anthony's talking about where he created some form of where he's the one that's in power because you're trying to win his like favor. >> he's a cult leader? If he's like teaching your acting, then that's like No, how the hell is an improv coach ever going to get laid again then? >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? Wait, that really happened? James Franco had like a acting school? Yeah, he got canceled. He got canceled for that. >> And Seth Rogen canceled him, too. >> It was in North North Hollywood, wasn't it? Wait, really? Seth Rogen canceled Seth Rogen was like, "I don't work with that guy anymore. I don't even know him." that kind of thing. Oh ████ Wow. >> But that's like that's like if your ████ karate instructor was having sex with you like kind of thing. Yeah, that's the power thing where But if you're just dating like a bunch of different people and you just keep
5:53 playing them, that's kind of fair game, right? Yeah, as long as you're on fair game. That's fair if you're playing them. >> students, they were all over 18? Consensual, yeah, over 18. Oh. Oh, maybe. The thing where Aziz Ansari got canceled for, that's not fair. Cuz that's just a date. She wasn't working for his company, she wasn't like an intern, she wasn't not she wasn't connected to him in the industry at all. >> Then why did he get canceled for? Because Cuz he has bad social skills? Because after it happened, she claimed that she had felt that way about it. >> And it was a sentiment of the time. It was me, too. It was It was the breaking point of right where you draw the line of like, okay, that's not me, too. >> [laughter] >> But it's still it was still bad for his PR, yeah. Russell Brand banged a 17-year-old. 16. Six It was 16? And he was And it was in the UK, but then their age of consent is is 16. >> 16. People are trying to roast the ████ out of him for that right now. Yeah. Cuz that's our culture over here. We think
6:43 that's kind of weird, but over there We have age of consent in certain states in America. of 16. But we just don't still don't look at it like, oh, good, 16's fine. Which is weird cuz I think like some states you could marry under 18, and then people judge you if you bone under 18. So, I don't get that. Maybe it's cuz you're a When you marry, you're doing the full-on commitment. So, you're like, all right, if you're going to do the full-on commitment, go ahead. >> Like if you Yeah, if you're going to bone her, then you might as well stay with her. Don't ruin her life now. Yeah, [laughter] but don't shop around. >> Yeah, maybe. It's just It's just predatory, I guess, like So, you're not a predator if you marry a ████ 16-year-old? >> you are. I think that still happens. >> No, you Woody Allen. Oh, I was thinking two 16-year-olds getting married. Like Courtney Stodden. Like Courtney Stodden She got married to that guy and now like her whole life revolves around how she was taken advantage of. At the time, he
7:33 was like what, 40-something? Nobody saw it coming. Yeah. No one tried to warn her at all. I too still think the Woody Allen one is way weirder. Yeah, his daughter? Yeah. That was weird. The which one? Woody Allen. Oh, Woody Allen. That's ████ horrible, yeah. But they're still together. But he's untouchable. Yeah, he's untouchable. For reasons we don't know. >> [laughter] >> Damn, that's crazy. He's a genius [clears throat] director. Was that your idol that you didn't want to take it down? Mister Rogers. Well, he's he's yeah. He's clean, right? >> They didn't have to find stuff about him cuz he's gone. But that's the thing though, they're finding stuff about dead people 100 years later. Damn, that's true, yeah. I hope he's okay. Like if that one went down, I'd be like, oh man, it's everyone then. It's everyone, yeah. >> Does it taint your guys' image though? Yes. It doesn't change the way that he made me feel when I was younger. >> No, that doesn't change. >> What it does is it just makes me assume
8:23 that reality more. Like if you did anything great, I also assume you have a capacity for anything terrible. So, it's not that I'll believe it, it's just that my uh worship or respect or idolization for anything drops. Did your respect drop for Kobe when he got caught up with the scandal, the cheating stuff? What's ironic about that is I only was I only really enjoyed him as a player, like a basketball player. Not a female player. Yeah, not a female player. So, like So, to me, it didn't matter because I honestly only cared about the professional element, not the personal. And I was young. I was like, I just want to play I I don't want to get this. Whatever. You know, like can we just play basketball now? Is he suspended? Can he Is he going to play? Yeah, can I bet tonight? Can I bet tonight? >> That's all I cared about. It didn't affect me. >> But but it was it was afterwards, you know, and then witnessing and being a part of like him becoming the Black Mamba, him coming back bouncing back
9:13 from it, the way that he handled it, winning more championships, still being with his family, and taking care of his daughters, and setting a better example. Like >> He got her an upgraded ring? Yeah, the Mamba mentality like all of it and and it was kind of like that's why >> So, how he made it right was like respectable? Yeah, that's why it's like you don't think anyone is perfect. You The reason why you like them, did that get affected? Everything else is like, am I a saint? But do you agree with like how when women or soy guys see that you still like him and they're like, how could you still support that guy? They're unrealistic. That's unrealistic. Have you ever driven to LA like you drive to LA from Vegas, right? Have you ever driven there and then not have a single bug on your windshield? That's how much women are in Kobe's life. As he's going >> [laughter] >> as he's ████ going through life, ████ titties are popping into his mouth and ████ I'm like, the fact that
10:03 there's only a handful is crazy. That's what I'm saying about like anyone who's really famous or you're that guy in Hollywood or anywhere. I think if that's to be assumed that every guy is going to be the, you know, windshield full of mosquitoes. I think when you have a guy that actually isn't just overly praise that guy instead of taking down everyone else. You know what I mean? Like just give that guy extra flowers. Yeah. Like I'm looking You see all that ████ right now with ████ uh Klay Thompson and uh what's her face? Um ████ Yeah, ████ I don't know. But yeah, I saw I I saw that. Yeah. Now ex-girlfriend. Now ex-girlfriend. Yeah, how he's like he has a dead eyes when he's with her and ████ >> No, no, no. She she she put him on blast. It's not Saweetie, is it? No, uh Is it Lexi Is it Megan? Megan Thee Stallion? Megan Thee Stallion. Yeah, she put him on blast and basically said on her IG story that he was cheating on her
10:53 or something like that. So like they're broken up, blah blah blah. But then he's also saying that she ████ caused infidelity first and he regrets spending $4 million on her or whatever ████ And he's They're both They're both got mosquitoes on their windshield. >> It's It's just a tough It's just they're like everyone. It doesn't matter what you like them for. It's like everybody got some dirt. >> There's a funny ass video of them where they're at like some It looks like a fancy dinner or some ████ Some kind of dinner presentation. And he's sitting next to her at this table and then she's like going >> [laughter] >> talking all loud and he's just going like this and then she's the only one in the shot with that energy and everyone's like, oh, I guess there were no signs. He just looks like he's he's like ████ over it, dude. You guys remember the Cardi B thing? Like, [clears throat] um so around the Super Bowl, Stefon Diggs, who was on the Patriots, they were playing in the Super Bowl, and Cardi B's at the Super Bowl,
11:44 and she sees uh Stefon Diggs go up to his baby mama and like dap her up or whatever, just like say hello, and then she's like leaves him during the game. She mad? Yeah, she's hella mad, and that was that. Leaves their like $2 million box or whatever. Yep. >> they're not famous cuz they were rational. I mean, it's just Yeah, it's all comes with it. There's There's You can monetize people like going nuts, too. But I feel like people are are more forgiving of like rappers and rock stars. They're like, "Oh, yeah, duh, they're going to do that ████ right?" Cuz it's kind of stupid to expect them to be model citizens. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Catholic priests. We just go, "Oh, yeah, we expect that." It goes against their image. >> what they're known for. Yeah. But it's like like if Tiger Woods, you know, his cheating ████ that was front-page news. His crash >> so funny. But that's the thing where I think people don't see, like these people, they're all rock stars.
12:35 Like, they're just rock stars in their own industry. Like, a ████ Catholic priest has way more in common than with ████ Tommy Lee than he does with you. Yeah. Like, he's at the top of his ████ game. >> There's definitely something to be said >> are altar boys. I do understand the sentiment though that like, let's say you you are like a very clean-cut celebrity, right? People are more pissed when they fall when they get caught doing dumb ████ because they monetize that image to their sponsors and endorsements. So it's like, "Oh, you only got signed these things because they believed that you really were this person, and other people bought those products cuz they they thought you were the model citizen or mom or dad, you know?" >> I think about the time that Adidas dropped Kanye for doing anti-semitism type stuff, and it's like, "Dude, everybody knows Adidas was started by like a Nazi." So like, it's just interesting to You know what I mean? Like, zoom in so
13:25 tightly to like what is maybe trending or current or righteous. And then when you zoom out, it's like all cyclical. Everything's a part of the same like we are all the same blessings and curses to each other in a different way. So, it just makes you kind of like not really idolize ████ >> Vice as a brand was started by Gavin McInnes. Oh, yeah. And people act like Vice is the most like leftly woke ████ ever, but you know. Dude, if something happened with Christopher Nolan, I think that would be Christopher Nolan would really hurt you? I think so, cuz he's so good. >> I thought Scorsese would hurt you worse. He seems like a pervert, though. I just don't Yeah, he's such an old guy. I don't expect him, you know, to not be a kind [snorts] of a pervert. >> Scorsese seems more likely than Christopher Nolan. >> [laughter] >> My grandpa, for example, used to try to kick kiss Nikki on the mouth all the time. Like every time You know what I mean? Like I expect
14:15 dirty old men to do dirty old men ████ >> they're going to go anyway. >> [laughter] >> They're like, "F███ ████ it. What do I got? ████ months to live or whatever? I'm going to go for it with this hot ass little ████ 26-year-old. Oh, man. But that sucks for Nikki to have to deal with that. That my son [laughter] brought home. Do you know what I mean? Dude, sick. He's like, "Come here, sweetheart." And then she like would do the side kiss thing on the cheek. She'd go for that. And then he'd ████ try to get his mouth on there. Every time. It was amazing. Oh my god. Hell yeah. Dirty old boy. Would you be sad if Ben Shapiro got taken down? I I I don't think I could I could live anymore. >> [laughter] >> How about um if UCB kind of got taken down like >> Dude, I saw I remember when a car drove through IO West, the improv building improv Olympic, and I thought that was the greatest thing I'd ever seen.
15:05 >> [laughter] >> I would ████ hate if Denzel got some ████ Yeah, he seems pretty clean, too. I think he'd have a cool scandal. You know You know what's kind of funny? I'd actually be legitimately sad if something happened to Jabbawockeez. Dude, hell yeah. Dude, our only anchor, our only heroes that made it so ████ well and like their brand is like so clean and good. If any of that ████ that would hit me harder than if like a big time like actor. Yeah. But how would it hit? You don't even know who they are. Well, if the brand if something happened to the brand. Like if a kid died during a calling response or some ████ >> [laughter] >> Like I would feel horrible. That would hurt you more than if a cable snapped on a cruise line and cut a kid in half. >> [laughter]
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