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Don't Do This With Your Fireworks

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0:00 I say look at the fireworks on the 4th of July nobody's supposed to have them and you see the whole fing Sky light up am miracle baby we got the best drones drum drum Dr Dr Dr Dr [Music] wh how many of you guys were playing with fireworks this last 4th of July I missed out on that was compling CU of this this show dude missed out on I was washing my car while watching while hearing fireworks explode all around me La was crazy that night it it was it was more than usual I think it was more than last year for sure definitely Hawaii though cuz we we were talking about it yesterday and we said like in the morning July 5th I was walking my dog at like 8:00 a.m. and smoke everywhere smoke everywhere yeah everywhere more more than I've ever seen

0:50 my dad he uh he works as a X-ray tech so like I the reason I don't put fireworks ever is because every 4th of July or new years my dad would tell me how many people came in with missing fingers or like blown up hands so you don't play the fireworks at all ever because it's me up my dad's always like show he comes home with x-rays and goes like check this out like he thinks it's cool I saw a he has copies yeah yeah he can bring them home I saw a post on Twitter the night before it was like so many people out there tonight have no idea that tomorrow they're not going to you know they're spending the last night with 10 fingers which is crazy to think about it's true if you look up the stats it every year there's like gruesome like namings and just horrible things there was an NFL player who like lost he's basically like a ninja turtle now no yeah cuz of fireworks you see that you

1:41 see that one dude who who tried to put a big ass bomb in the motor yeah and his arm went but he he dumb he was crouched over the I was like who the ████ does that and it was already lit and he was like stuffing it would looked sife my favorite video is this guy in the wheelchair he's lighting the firework and he's trying to he's trying to reverse they're like reverse and he just sets it off and he's like oh ████ a ████ he's like and it's not that crazy but he just like it's like inconvenient like reverse reverse and he's like it won't work here's a video from uh this past July 4th no it's it's just it's just the dad having fun being cool you know that's it I don't know if I want to watch this D no that's it nothing happens really

2:31 what the ████ bro okay I'm waiting for that nothing happens okay yeah that's it pretty cool huh so or something sorry I thought it was a cool video I just no that's really cool thank you yeah no what happened is so so that guy he's dead his ████ head is in someone else's chimney or something he died his ████ fingers are like planted like flowers got blown ████ a mile away L his chimney that's amazing what happened I want to know what happened so that Dad it's really it's actually really sad of course it is he was um that's him playing around I guess he like had a little too much to drink uh and he put a firework on his hat no brother to like dance around and like I maybe it was going to go you can't mix those things yeah you can't do both you

3:23 can't mix those hat looks highly flamable got mix the drinky drinky with the boomy boomy honestly the whole outfit looks highly flamable the Hat looks like it's made out of stuff you you use to make a piñata it's not very that's like some costume material that's like highly flammable it uh so he put put in his hat danced around uh it exploded uh blew his head off and he died in oh my God it blew his head off with this with he was probably performing in front of his kids too did it go in he was like dancing in the middle of the street at the time that happened and it's like Bart kind of called it you guys B the that's crazy all time com wait how do you think it blew up though you think it went like of the pressure you think it just blew this half his head off or you think it just went the concussion yeah probably probably more of like it it

4:14 like maybe it just compressed like it just boomed downwards I don't think it like blew it off I think it just like I think it like punctured the I think it hemorrhaged him but I don't yeah is there a video of it though no that's what I was to see was that guy wearing a body cam do you have a selfie stick on that you know honestly I feel like you're going to find the footage whatever the footage is you're going to find it dude speaking up fireworks holy sh can't be ████ around bro dude honestly for 4th of July we only bought sparklers and then we went to go try to buy some more firework later that night they were all closed and I was like damn it next year I'm going to buy some ████ real fireworks and after that after watching this I don't think I'm going to do that I think I'm going to still be a ████ like I normally

5:05 am New Year's JK trip in Hawaii the way they do it though it's ████ beach a beach let's go what does that have to do with anything right now fireworks the firks New Year RFK party bar I know where he's getting at I I I know exactly what okay look when okay you know how everyone's like oh you got to come to my town the way we do like fireworks in Fourth of July you know how people like oh la does for fireworks like wild right and I'm like I hear that everywhere around the worldwhere we have fireworks so my friend said this and he lives in this area called W pahu in Hawaii he goes you got to you got to do Hawaii fireworks I'm like all right I heard this all over

5:55 the world and he goes hey come on down you know so I go well I got work that day so he goes no no just come down dude we our family were so into this like his Uncle built a platform on the roof to set it off that's used to be a part of the pyrot teic or like he used to be one of the fireworks dude at one of the hotels oh wow he has access to the real sh what the heck so I was like wow it's like that and he goes yeah and the whole neighborhood goes off so he's at midnight we all go onto his ████ platform with railing and everything that he's built one side is just the family can climb up the other side is the platform that he launches off the fireworks it looks like a ████ mortar show like like a military mortar just lined the ████ up right and what happens is like for 2 3 hours straight every different town on the

6:47 island is just ████ constantly launching like it's a war zone that's TI the whole island is fireworks yeah the whole ████ and then when you see Drone footage it's just nonstop upside down raining it's like Vietnam yeah and I I've never seen nothing like it so the hotels launch their own little show like Disneyland but imagine a neighborhood has the same access to the same professional Motors oh okay it's not like here where you get a bunch of stuff from Mexico and it's like lighting off and there's some mortars it's like an organized effort with the whole neighborhood commercial yeah and they all compete and is this illegal there it's completely ilal but it's tradition how how do how does everyone have access to the craziest fireworks on island China shipment I think they shave up

7:38 throughout the year in this ship they know a guy they know a guy they know a br dude they know a oh but the shipment is here so they get it from China I see so some of these houses they're so serious about it like they save up 20 30 40 Grand just to just to like up for New Year and are there are there ever any like fires that happen because of this no not really not really not really is a hell of a sa nothing that I know of the whole island it's like here July 4th where it's all smoked out in the next morning smoked out the whole island but then but then you guys have so much Greenery like it doesn't get at risk there's a lot of rain they tropical what do they do July 4th they don't do really they're like whatever they're like we're still saving up no they're they're still popping but it's not like it's not like

8:28 the New Year's is when New Year is like the real they don't really celebrate July 4th not like that I see I see wow I was I was pretty yeah dude I was like okay now this is worth doing every year cuz cuz everyone's doing it and it's like really close so like you know when you're watching like a Disneyland fireworks show right it's kind of far like and it's safe oh yeah yeah of course dude you're looking at ████ exploding right above your head through the heat literally it's ████ crazy bro we stayed in Eva beach in December for Gil's wedding right they were testing fireworks every single day on like the whole neighborhood and they were just shooting fireworks off all night and they were so loud that our Windows would rattle like it would wake us up in the middle of night and we're like oh ████ and dude they're just

9:19 shooting them off so I guess now now I understand that they're getting ready for New Year's no they take it seriously bro I've seen the videos of Eva Beach like for for New Year's and it looks like it looks like it should be illegal it like for real should be illegal like someone should stop them that's how crazy it is so then what do do they just go ah it is illegal like it's lit it's like they look at La but then like stop but then if you did it blatantly I feel like a cop would still dick at you if he saw you like ████ around do they do they even do that they they do they they come they come just cuz it's a called right so like my friend last night calls me he's on he's on patrol out here in La he said I don't care care about fireworks but I have to go because we got the call that's all it is so they personally know that it's going to happen they don't really bring anyone in

10:09 yeah that's pretty cool yeah I it's we got to show you videos after cuz once you see it you'll go oh that's what it is do people ever shoot guns or anything too or no no not like here like you know how here like oh yeah people are just shooting in the air and then like and I think La probably does it pretty big too but we're just so spread and it's not I see what you mean yeah but over there it's like imagine every ████ home and everywhere around you is just people stop on the freeway yeah I saw that don't they make it like a thing where you're not supposed to pull over and watch fireworks you get like ticketed big time but they do it anyway at midnight yeah damn by the way when people say like you know if the government the government has all the military the government has all the planes and ████ like that like if if if

11:01 we were ever to uprise against the government we get smoked I say look at the fireworks on the 4th of July nobody's supposed to have them and you see the whole ████ Sky light up true imagine what it would be like with guns dude for real ████ yourself no it's like yeah they got the military but out of how many of those people will actually shoot against the Citizens right that too right that too and then it's like so what we have a couple million in the military we have a 100 million that isn't or more now talk to me about drones and having robots now I'm scared now we have some problem that's that's one thing I would love to see is Robot Wars no you know those drone shows they do now oh yeah where it looks like a straight up dragon in the Chinese Sky

11:51 that's that looks I saw one of a bald eagle like holding an American flag in it and that it also had fireworks shooting off of the Drone too what that was this year like the drones formed a picture and I think the drones had like sparklers attached or something so like yeah it was I've never seen that mix it was crazy god dude is amazing I love America yeah miracle baby we got the best drones drump drum Dr Dres drones Dr Whites Whites Whit

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