0:00 And next thing you know, someone comes running at me. Yeah. He goes like, "Bro, get inside of the ████ building." And I'm just like, "Yo, what the f███?" So, I just follow him. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today, we are talking about something that we tried to share with our but that they didn't care about. You guys know what I'm talking about. Damn. Do I? like that happens to me a lot, but I can't I can't remember which one. Right? It's like It's always really boring stories. Cuz kind of exciting, you know? I'm I'm the king of telling boring stories. That's what I I feel like my strengths are. So, when I tell aspects of my day to Tiff, and she just goes, "Oh, cool." I go, So, to you the "Oh, cool" is like, "Go ████ yourself." Yeah, but it's it's it's my own stuff. Uh what She's like, "Okay." What What else do I expect her to say, you know? Yeah. Does she Does she like know what
0:51 you're talking about when you speak in jiu-jitsu? I don't really speak in jiu-jitsu with her. Nah. You don't talk about jiu-jitsu at all? You don't talk about it? You don't go like her stuff about the gym, like if there's drama or like like work stuff. Or like, man, I feel like But you're not like, "Oh man, today I nailed that move I was trying to No, never. Never. That's crazy. Like super technical aspect Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, no. Like the name of the move or anything. Yeah, that that's You never autism out in front of her and then like act like I am watching instructionals a lot, you know, that's about it. But I'm not like telling her like, "Babe, check this out. Isn't that cool?" Oh. You guys never have those autism moments where you just go off on like a diatribe while your like wife just sits there and is like Yeah. That's tight. That happens to me a lot with uh I think cuz like I I'd locked myself for like 3 months when I was making that Final Fantasy hack.
1:41 And then um after I was done, like I was try I would try to tell Smack about it every now and then. And every time I start, I just see her brain just shut off. I think I don't tell her for that reason. Yeah, so then I'm just like, "Okay. I'll make a video about it. I'll tag you." You're sparing her her Yeah, cuz that must be so boring to have to listen to. But have you ever had them egg you on to like be like, "Yeah, tell me more. Tell me more." And then you get bored saying it out loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, "Why am I even I can't even process been telling a story four times in a row to different people and like within the same time frame, I'm like I'm good. I don't want to tell it anymore. I try to spare her things like that. Yeah, cuz yeah, I feel like anytime I open my mouth about anything like sport-related like that, it just not It's just not fun.
2:31 I know, I was telling This is what gave you the idea cuz I was telling Nikki about the Lakers game last night, and she couldn't even give me a ████ Yeah. You know, it's cool though. I was like, "I was watching the Lakers game with Tiff last night." I was like, "Babe, look. Let's watch the fourth quarter. It's exciting." And she's like, "Oh, cool. Wow." Like she gets excited. What a big boy. Wow. He saw that shot he made? I feel like the the easiest uh thing to relate with that is when you wake up for a very vivid dream and you're trying to tell your girl about it. And in your mind, it's so interesting. Yeah. Cuz you you still see it. Yeah. But to them, they're like, "Holy ████ Can this be done?" Like it's so long. care about your dream. cares. care about dreams, either. Nobody cares. out of here, dude. Yeah. Tired of your dreams. Dreams are ████ awesome. Cuz half the time someone tells you about Only to the person. Yeah, that's true. No, but unless the dream processing it out loud. Exactly. And they're like trying to figure out what they saw. about like right when you wake up when
3:21 it's so interesting to you, but it's like truly it's the most boring thing to have to Yeah, I don't want to hear about somebody eating a candy cane in a dream, but omens. That was just interesting. There's no story structure often, though. Yeah, but this dream's going to interest all y'all. Why? The one I had. Oh, tell us. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. What happened? Here we go. If it's boring, just say boring right away. Nick, what are you doing with that? Put it away. Put it away. That's yours? Cool. Uh Yeah, those are mine. Those are mine. Check it out, man. I'm walking downtown LA. It's It's already like a weird vibe, right? Cuz I used to have like sleep paralysis all the time. Okay. Me, too, bro. It was crazy, but check it out. I know it's already You want to hold on? And next thing you know, someone comes running at me. Yeah. like, "Bro, get inside of the ████ building." And I'm just like, "Yo, what the f███?" So, I just follow him cuz
4:11 it's only me and him. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Next thing you know, We still We ████ bro. Next Hey, next thing you know, all you hear is a trumpet. And you're just like, "What the f███?" And then bro, it's dinosaurs. Listen. Listen. It's It's Bro, it's dinosaurs. Bro, it's it's flying. So, immediately, I'm just like, "Yo, I got to go back home, grab my gear. This is the moment we've all been waiting for." Just invaders. The moment we've all been waiting for. I was like, "Holy f████." And then the guy I was I was ████ following inside the apartment disappears, and I'm just like, "Oh, hell no, man. I got to go in this apartment by myself?" Somehow made it to the ████ top of the roof of the building. And next thing you know, I look I'm outside, and then you just see bunch of ████ T-Rexes flying. And I'm like, Okay. "Dude, this is crazy." And next thing you know, these T-Rexes are ████ painting with
5:01 their brushes. Graffiti artists? Bro, no. They're just What are they painting? They're painting pathways to their destinations. Wait. Wait. Wait. I have a question. How? Like with their small arms or the tail? No. Look. Listen. Listen. Little paint brushes? Listen. Listen. Listen. They got paint rollers? No, it's it's crazy. And they said if the dinosaur hits you with the paint, you ████ disintegrate. And I was like, "What?" And then you see T-Rexes and ████ painting everyone. And I'm just like, "What the f███?" With their barf? If this was a Lucifer Netflix show, I'd be exit. And I'd be looking for another show right now. I would, too. That's the trailer? That is That is pretty wild, dude. Steve, but there's a story line. And it progresses. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good dream, though. That's a good setup. Dude, it was crazy to be in that That does sound really wild.
5:51 you got the wind flying in your hair. And you got ████ T-Rexes ████ out paint. You're just like, "This is insane." Did you explain this to Sasha? Yeah, I did. And she goes, "Did you walk the dog?" I'm like, "F███. All right. I'll walk the dog." Did you walk the dog? Did you do your chores last night? Not one. She's just like, "Oh, interesting." She's like, "Wow, that's a expert subject changer. Nikki always tells me the dreams. I'm not a big fan of of hearing about the dreams, but she did tell me one that was pretty funny. I told you yesterday. Where Oh, yeah. She loves like Smack, right? So, Smack's like She thinks Smack's really cool. And so, she had a dream that she met Smack for the first time. And Smack sprayed her with a can of Raid. She's a bug. That's funny. Yes. That's pretty good. And then she said she started giving presents to everybody else. And skipping her? Yeah, skipped her. And
6:41 she sprayed her with Raid. Yeah, that's a That has to That must mean something. Quick and clean. Yeah, it means she doesn't want to get rejected. That's the omen there. I don't want Smack to reject The omen is Smack isn't going to like her. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's cute. It's really cute. Those are deep ass dreams. Right? Deep ass dreams. But simple. Right. In and out. In and out. those. You got to set the stage for yours. When there's too many and thens Then, yeah. Mm. But I I like I liked I liked his cuz it actually progressed. Yeah. And then it kind of like heightened. It resolved itself. Yeah. We knew who the enemies are immediately. Yeah. T-Rexes. And then at the end, there was a motive. If you get touched, there was a game. Like if you get touched, you disappear. We've been all been waiting to film these dinosaurs flying around and stuff. And there's a cliffhanger. What happened to the other dude? Was he partly responsible? Yeah. He just disappeared.
7:31 Just Pick it up for season two. Let's see. Yeah, we'll pick it up. And at least we know there's a game behind it. So, now from there, it's like if you get touched by the paint, you die. So, you got to Now there's stakes. You You can't die. You can't get the T-Rex barf on you. Exactly. Right. And you're in downtown. So, how how ████ close is your house? WeHo is probably like 25 minutes no traffic cuz there's nobody around. So, I was trying to figure out how the ████ do you get back home to grab your gear? To grab my gear and start ████ smoking, you know what I mean? Can they die from bullets? That's what I was thinking. Probably not, but you never know until you try. Dude, during COVID, how sick was traffic? That was I think about it all the time. I think when I'm driving, I'm like, "Man, I just remember 2020 traffic." Dude, that was What if California really had no traffic like that? It would be incredible. Honestly, that's how when I was driving I hate to be another person saying this now, but when I was driving through Vegas and all the
8:21 suburbs and those other freeways, It was jam-packed, huh? Yeah, no traffic. That's how I feel when I'm in Cleveland. When I'm driving in Cleveland, I'm like, "Look at these roads." Just the fact that we were able to get anywhere in Vegas in 20 minutes. I still had that LA planning thing where I'm like, "Okay, how many houses do we have to see?" We have to plot it in order, and maybe we won't get them all. And we finished like half of the time. That's ridiculous. Already done. I was like, "Damn. That was easy." Yeah, but Vegas is the 20-minute is a real 20-minute drive, you know what I mean? Compared to LA where it's just 20 minutes 20-minute gridlock. It could be 15. It could be 19. It could be 20. It's never 20, brother. It's If it's 20, it's 45. But Vegas, no matter how fast you go, it's 20 for a long time. And you're like, "Come on, bro." That's true. I hear you. Where's the 18 at? It's crazy. I can't get 18. I can't get 18. I feel like you're probably always talking to Hannah about something
9:12 random. For dreams? Just in general. Something that you you care about. Cuz you have so much random stuff that you think about and know about. Like you don't just start telling her stuff. We both do that to each other, though. And I think we both like zone out. But then at the same time, we both have these autism ass moments where we go off on these like long ass rants about ████ we're really into. Uh But we both give her give each other that. But there's once in a while, I just got to be like, "I can't hear anything today. Anything. I just have to drive." And she'll be like, "All right." That's cool. That's fine. It's nice to say that. Turns up the music. Yeah, I can't do music. I just need silence cuz like I'm so like tired, you know? say sometimes it's 95% of the time. Really? You You do music? I just music in the car. How about podcasts? I'm Yeah, that's my ████ Or like yeah. I need to I like to hear people talking about something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
10:03 like learn about something or something, you know what I mean? Otherwise you feel like a piece of ████ I do, yeah. And Nikki's like, "Let's play The Beatles." And I'm like I'm learning something. You know what is different though is um when Hanno is like if you're really into something, I like to just hear people really into something and then I get into it, too. So then I could hear this ████ talk about Final Fantasy. I could give a And then it makes me want to play the game. So she doesn't block something out and be like, "Boring. ████ you." You know, cuz like that does happen. When I was a kid, my neighbor of mine was the hugest nerd ever and he loved Final Fantasy and he wanted to be mages for Halloween and I ditched on it in the last minute. I was like, "This is too gay, dude. I can't This is social suicide. So he showed up He showed up looking like a mage but but he didn't He went and got sticks from the woods or whatever to make stabs or whatever. And then we spray painted them and ████ like
10:55 that. We sanded them down and spray painted them and then Stand up. By the time I went home, I was like, "This is too gay. I can't do this." It even didn't Final Fantasy. It was the spray paint that got you. It's a strange choice to want to be the Yeah, we were going to be red mages and black mages. Yeah, that's a very strange choice. Why? Cuz nobody likes mages, dude. Not not a single person. Yeah, but who wants to be a fighter? I mean like why did you choose that? Yeah. He wanted to be mages. So he wanted to I was going to ride but then I couldn't ride. It was too gay. Sounds like you guys were close. He got pissed. He's trying to ruin you. I got to be a Ninja Turtle or this sucks too bad. Oh, you guys wanted to be Ninja Turtles? Seven. Brother, this sucks way too bad, dude. I got I got to be a Ninja Turtle. But I was dead serious sitting about it. I was like Was he sad? Sitting in my bed just looking at the ceiling being like, "I can't do this. This looks too gay." The whole time he's like, "But why mages? Why a mage?" There's so many like classes and Yeah, there's so many other characters. The
11:45 only thing that would be worse is being a healer. So at least he didn't have That's basically a type of mage. Yeah. Maybe cuz it's the easiest to make. Like you just sit in a robe. Yeah, you're just covered in cloth, really. Maybe that's the only way he could visualize being I'm gay. I like that. stick Yeah. That's easy. pull this off. That's true cuz at that age, I don't know any boy that doesn't want to have an opportunity to wield a sword. Yeah, you want to be a knight. Yeah. But stabs, nobody cares about stabs. Lightsabers, baby. Everybody was ninja like five years in a row. Ninja for sure. Oh, do you, yeah. I was Raphael, brother. Sarcastic as hell, homie. Really? Right in my wheelhouse. Well, Leonardo's lame. Yeah, but he's the leader. A lot of people like to just want to be the leader. Nah, he's lame as ████ He's a square. He's He's the buzzkill. He's like telling on on
12:35 telling the on the boys to Splinter. Helpin' on the boys. He was. I liked Michelangelo cuz he was so like dumb. But he's the He's the most lovable one. He's the favorite. But I just like Leonardo because of the swords. I like how throughout all the iterations, they never change those either. All the archetypes for them. They never like They They never made one of them the ████ instead of the you know. But I remember when I was a kid, I watched the first Ninja Turtle movie which is a It goes hard. That's the hardest movie. But Raphael was my favorite and then he's not even half the movie. Oh, yeah. Cuz he gets captured and ████ and I was so bummed. Do you guys get into hobbies like with your partner? Like do you guys ever combine forces and get into it like go down a rabbit hole for something together? Yeah. Like you have your own hobbies, right? That you're just like, you know, I have so
13:25 much more fun doing this with someone else. But then you don't like do it with them. But what's the combined one? Anything conspiracy stuff we do together and we have a blast. Like watching We watched this documentary called Paul McCartney really is dead like five years ago and we continuously go back to that one cuz it's hilarious. You like rewatch it? Like about how Paul McCartney died in like swapped body swapped or whatever. Yeah, body swapped and ████ like that. Oh, it's It's a hilarious one. Well, the cuz they the way the guy did it, he shot it with like got some corny ass ████ actor to pretend to be George Harrison and he's like really corny cockney accent. But basically they play like like this thing like it's a tape of like, "Hello, I'm George Harrison. I'm remembering the time I lost my buddy Paul." It's like it's ████ good. Dude, is that hard? It's corny like that. It's rough. But they basically say he like got his he got decapitated driving home one night after him and
14:16 John got in a fight cuz John's like, "You're gay." He's like, "I'm not ████ gay. ████ you." And then he He gets in the car, drives, gets decapitated, then the police are like, "We can't tell the British youth that Paul McCartney died or everyone's going to KMS." So then they uh hired a look-alike They had like a look-alike competition at the time which is true. So they take a little couple things that actually happened at the time and they make it all fit a narrative. It's pretty good. They're like the look-alike competition was because we needed a clone. We needed another Paul. So good. So crazy s█████ conspiracy, I mean. Paul Paul McCartney really died when? Yeah, in '66 '65. We should watch the doc. It's on Netflix. And by the way, he's still a genius apparently cuz he did like so He did ████ Live and Let Die and all this sick ████ after.
15:06 So he's a genius and then they hired a body double of a genius. Yeah, so that guy's even more of a Paul. Striking out, dude. Oh, you know what's something we got into recently was we started watching uh we noticed that the original Price Is Right episodes were like on Amazon. The actual Bob Barker ones. Oh, what? Yeah, they started putting them on there. So we started watching them. And then we got into that um what is it? That one It's not really a conspiracy but you know the Have you ever seen The Perfect Bid? The documentary about the guy who So like there's a thing where it's a story about this guy who basically studied The Price Is Right to the point where he knew the prices of everything. Because he was able to figure out that Price Is Right always uses the same sponsored products and they reuse them. Wow. a chart of everything that they were using. This is back in He like memorized it so that Memorized it and he programmed a video game for himself
15:56 to quiz himself on the game. So he's in the background of all of these episodes and they have the footage. Whenever they they ask what the price is, he's in the back yelling it and it's exactly right. And they never picked this guy? They did. They did. They eventually But he only won $2,000. But the documentary is amazing. He was there for 38 I think 38 shows. That's a lot of work for $2,000. Yeah, and it's this guy that his name was Theodore and then it got so he was such a running character there that people would look to him for the price when they were bidding and when you see people look back, they're looking directly at him and he's there and he's telling them the Yeah, it's the sickest documentary. And he ends up going on like uh He finally gets his chance. Yeah, he gets he gets on in the '80s and stuff but it's an awesome like you got to see it. It's pretty How much does he win? The perfect bid. You'll see. It's It's a tragic bad ending. My favorite
16:46 So he helps everybody else and then he It's a bad ending, yeah. He He He wins and dies. No, he's not dead. Oh, he's still alive. And dies. Even better. He himself throughout the whole thing, great dude. Just a just a math teacher. He tripped on the way up. It's It's worse. You'll You'll hate what happens. Does Bob Does Bob Barker involved? Uh he Bob Barker's the host throughout the whole thing but even when Drew Carey became host, Drew Carey even knew about that guy. Oh, wow. You No one's going to see it. All right, so I'll watch it but I'll I'll watch it at some point in my life and we'll probably forget what you said. Skip it if you want to watch this but so what happens is he ends up He gets on the show once, right? He He like perfect bids all of his stuff but then when he gets to the wheel thing, some other guy gets a higher amount so he's off the showcase. So then the rule back then in the '80s that if you're on, you can't come back
17:36 on ever again. They changed that rule like later in the 2000s once Drew Carey's on. They said you have to wait 10 years. So he's eligible again to go back on. He doesn't get on but instead this guy that he was hanging out with at the taping gets on. And that guy knows him and his wife know that this guy Theodore knows all the prices so they keep looking to him. The guy ends up getting all the way to showcase. Theodore tells his wife how much the showcase is. The wife tells the guy for the first time in Price Is Right history, he guesses the showcase price to the dollar. Holy exact dollar. And when you do that, you win both showcases. You win the opponent's showcase. So all prizes went to that guy. They asked the guy like they had to stop the show. They weren't sure if they would even air it because they were like, "What's in the rule book? That looks like someone cheated." They were convinced that someone had leaked the the amount. They determined it was fine.
18:27 He ends up winning the showcase. They do an interview to the guy, "How did you know the price?" He says, "All you got to do is memorize and check and and you know, just you just have to study." He took that guy's whole credit. My god. That That hurt. And he said He said that he thought of it himself. Oh, what a legend. Yeah, but now he gets a documentary about him. And he didn't even split the money. He just ran with it. The money never saw Never talked What a ████ That's incredible, dude. What a mean guy. Yeah, and the whole documentary is is really like following this dude's story and then everyone knows that that happened. Yo, I'm going to just watch a documentary so I can start ████ with this guy. I'm going to message him like, "You're a ████ piece of ████ Give him some ████ money, you b████." Yeah, what the ████ is wrong with you? Cuz this guy devoted his life to like knowing every
19:17 And he gave you the answers for free. Give him something. I I don't know. Like a boat, a car, like all those things. And then you get the other guy's stuff, too, which is Sometimes you only win like a kitchen table. A kitchen table. He just didn't calculate the fact that the wheels chance. So that's just Right. Yeah, it's crazy cuz that's the That's a rabbit hole we got into recently cuz we were like, "How did we end up here watching this documentary?" He should have picked Jeopardy. Have you guys watched the Cuz Jeopardy, you can win cash. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to sell some boat that you get. Like I I got to sell this boat. But the footage If you guys watch it, the coolest part is the footage that proves how many times he was there helping people with the price throughout the 80s. Yeah. Like old ass footage of the same dude that's in the same area. Don't they film it everyday? Like Monday through Friday? They film it pretty often, but he and he lived in Sacramento
20:07 or something. So he was coming down all the Woah. Yeah, it's such a And they allowed him to just be in the audience all the time? They did, but then they were they had a weird feeling cuz they just didn't think that someone could possibly know all those prices. just like, what a lucky guy. He's like he was a math teacher. Like just a good guy. He had a He had a homework help local access TV show where you can call in. Kids could call in and ask for homework help. Like such a good dude. You know what I mean? Somebody who deserves it. Good people just can't win. No, you can't. No. Well, that's why they say nice guys comeback that takes everything and goes, I made it up. I'm really smart. Yeah, and he was he didn't tell everybody that this guy stole it from him. The guy did an interview Wow. and that guy was the one saying that he thought of it himself. But then the person that did the documentary was like, wait, then what about this guy. So they put the pieces together. You tried telling Smack the story and she's like, Yeah, okay, sweetie. I don't give a No, we saw it together. That was our
20:57 joint rabbit hole. But I would hate having to tell her that whole thing. seen the the Jerry Springer documentary? Mhm. No, I want to watch that one. Is it good? Oh, dude. It's a good time. That's that's ultimate trash. Nice guys finish last. Thanks. That's where it came from, man. I'll be honest, true. Hey, I'll be honest, true. Nice guys finish last.
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