0:00 oh my God imagine how much that would hurt that would be crazy especially it's like really famous you can't even get used to that it's always going to be offputting butthole not that [Music] bad what in your guys's Minds would be torture if you were forced to listen to some music what's torture for you I love a lot of music do you yes it just depends on the Move okay I feel like you could always find something to like in any genre but like country sometimes I'm just like you don't like country some country some country probably like female Liverpool rap wait what's that what that Liverpool rap how did she even come across I just thought about something I would hate he and it would be that wa dude I don't know UK drill
0:52 and ████ was like it's it's kind of cool that's what I imagine Liverpool rap to be but SCA 2 plus 2 is four female SCA that's true I like that s what about you Mark I was thinking yeah but I'm kind of like Joe like I think I like all music and I could find something enjoyable about what about country music I'll tell you something I'll tell you something I I took a class called music appreciation right and then the teacher asked us this question the professor was like what is your music what kind of music you like and then we're just like oh you know what I like this but I don't like metal and then this other kid was like man I ████ hate country and then he goes how can you hate a a genre it's like saying you hate a language and I'm like wait what and he goes you can only not
1:43 understand or understand music there is no love and hate and I was like that's that's probably true though do you like do you like Drake M you like stream ████ like Drake ████ I listen to it but it's not my preference and I think cuz I don't know how to vibe to that means you hate it I don't hate it kid some Drake songs I can't I can't stand I can't get into any I can't some of them I'm just like dude I'm but the Beats cuz you know what it is though he has really dope beats so it's kind of like some of the stuff he's talking about I'm like this is a different world I don't understand it but like it's catchy though and then if it's on you know radio or like mainstream playlist or whatever it's there you know what I don't like you don't like comedy in comedy the the term is blue right when they're just kind of hacking just saying sexual ████ I don't like like blue rap like shot comedy like
2:33 some rap it's just like ████ ████ ████ py I love ████ pyet ████ ████ everywhere and I'm just like I get that I'm like there's like more metaphorical or creative ways of getting the same thing across but when it's just so on the nose I don't really like that one you can't listen to it all the time yeah that's how I feel let me hear two lip wet two lip not wet ass ████ yeah it's just constantly just ████ ████ just dripping dripping moisture like that like that one Drake song with sexy red goes hands on your knees hands and she says let your coochie breathe I like that song unpopular opinion I like that song a lot unpopular opinion I don't like Kanye I don't like really I don't listen to any I think the more he's evolved in his way the less I like them oh I agree I think earlier Kan was better yeah no bro new Kan is ████ dud I think the the genre of music I
3:23 listen to the least is mainstream hip-hop and pop oh but I I listen to Old School poop and I listen to like older genres like Funk and old SCH me too and then I bounc around with like K-pop J-pop like Japanese music uh Spanish music like I jump all over oh I I actually love K-pop I don't understand what's happening I don't listen to it on my own but when I hear it I feel like a better human being I don't really like oh I like K-pop like I feel like I'm put together now like I want to go to work and put on a suit and tie and ████ hey you ever listen to like like Japanese Jazz bro it's sick oh yeah that ████ is tight dude I'll put you on his ████ lady what's their ████ name I love their like oh that one all you try to put us on to her I'm going to tell you a story about one of the strictest prisons in Russia oh no it's a form of oh so
4:15 they have a playlist of songs they play to inmates every morning over loudspeakers in order to torture them the playlist includes multiple bonjovi songs shut the ████ up I didn't expect that but what about Micki matubara I don't know who that I know who that is yeah stay with me Yep this stay oh you're talking about City pop yeah Japanese City pop yeah that's going to that's kind of cool yeah careful careful careful sorry making I love that ████ wait so by Bon jobi is this like new bonji music cuz that would be tortur it's like Living on a Prayer oh song but for Russians they hate it but if you keep overplaying I think if you overplay anything it becomes like a hell dude it's like I don't want to hear this anymore it's a classic any song that's on repeat 40 times I think will
5:05 ████ you like baby sharp didn't they use that as a torture baby shark sounds more baby shark kids love it yeah but baby shark worked on me the first time I heard it like I hated it what else do they play in this prison okay so they play Moby oh which one though it's like a lot of techno right that's like ████ cuz it's like monotonous it's like some but haven't you guys liked the song so much that you're like Play it Again Play it again by Mo not Mo not a thousand times yeah too much Moi does make you feel a little funny dude any mo I'm not into but just out of spite if I was an inmate I'd be so petty to the point where I'm like no I'm going to you trying to do this to make me hate it I'm going to be a fan of it so every day I enjoy these songs ████ give me Bono come on dude let's let's go you two let's do man Bring it on I have a friend who was trying to brag to me that um she was
5:56 dating Moi but then the more that she was telling me the story about about how she would go to his house and they would have sex and then she would leave I was like yeah you're pretty much just ████ Obi and then he's like telling you to go home y it's sucks to that guy you're kind of you're kind of a sex object here just so you know he's not buying you flowers and taking you out any anywhere doesn't want people to see how is it dating you guys talking or no any restaurants harsh truths no what else they play in there okay they play acdc's thunder struck oh that's dope I play that struck dude some of these AR I was expecting worse right maybe to Russian ears it's just really bad the only torture here is they can't rock out in a 3X3 cell you know oh yeah yeah yeah you can't thrash the way you want to that's the real torture just STI your arms past the bars oh yeah that's true
6:46 they also play the Russian national anthem not necessarily for torture but they play it as well for brainwash to break it up maybe and then they sing songs about Moscow oh if it's jingus Khan Moscow that's an amazing song is it yeah I wonder if foreign criminals come to America and go you know what it's not so bad cuz it could be the goag yeah it could be the jails overseas why why are the Russian prisons so ████ Infamous do you guys know the Gog I oh it's like Mexican prison too it's like I think every prison American no American prisons are notorious for like rape stuff yeah American prisons are also not nice I think I think other prisons you're scared of the guards I think our prisons you're scared of other prisoners yeah cuz they can get attack your boot or you're scared of the ecosystem that you you're not familiar
7:36 with and you just get dropped in yeah that's crazy have you guys heard It's My Life by V jobi it's my life I think on repeat I could I I kill myself with over and over or if you're like trying to go to sleep and they're just bumping the same song 40 times oh my god oh that's just annoying oh you're sleep deprived over a couple weeks bro that's tough dude I got a neighbor who has they just decorated for Christmas right and they have this ████ Nutcracker that stands like it's like a big boy it's like his big as like can that's bigger two times can and then um it plays this like oh no but in Las Vegas we have wind and so yeah it has the sensor gets tripped every ████ other second and so I'm trying to sleep the other night
8:27 and this thing's just going D and I'm the only ████ in the whole neighborhood who could hear it I swear cuz nobody's no one hears it nobody could hear but me I was the only one and I just even Nikki she didn't even say nothing Nikki was on the other side of the house cuz I was snoring so she was like you have to ████ get out of here you're snoring too much and I was like okay so then I go to the guest room and the guest room's facing the street so then I'm hearing I do love that song you know what about all I want for Christmas you're not tired of that song dude that's like the most annoying song I feel like every it's not Christmas unless you hear in that song into my ears I'm so annoyed cuz I don't hear it any other time of the year so when it comes during Christmas it's perfect kind of a like I hear it all the time throughout the year no like yeah so no for me you're supposed to binge on it during December that's when you do it
9:17 but because you binging in December it feels like I'm hearing it all year good bro if I hear Josh groin silent night I'll put a bullet in my brain at that J oh Josh grin's torture for me man you know what you know what be the ultimate torture to play all these songs in the prison but you take the instrumental the acapella you extract it and then you move the Acappella half a count forward oh that's you're a monster that's like scratching the chalkboard dude so that not even never matches oh my God imagine how much that would hurt that would be crazy especially it's like really famous cuz you can't even get used to that it's always going to be offputting with your butthole not that bad I don't like that John lennen song So This Is Christmas so this is Christmas oh dude remember that one that we were talking about the one that ████ is in
10:07 Bruce Springsteen holidays are coming oh it just starts cracking up in the middle of the track yeah dude he says it so many times he's basically just like pay me you dumb ████ pay me exactly yeah it's such a low effort thing yeah when are you guys going to make a Christmas album a whole album you have a Christmas song dude that s███'s going to blow up man if you guys made a Christmas song Christmas people want a a JK calendar after they saw us doing a photo shoot see that's so funny dude there you go ideas I'd be so down to make a Christmas album I would just like it'd be like like Ray gay Rudolph re Rudolph dude steel drums Rudolph the red no reindeer Jam that'll be so tight get canceled immediately like dubstep ████
10:59 Bethlehem or something every track every track is a different genre yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Silver Bells Silver Bell ████ crazy you guys like listening to like do you oh I don't I don't really like that kind of stuff no but we could get Alex to do that for us I like wearing their shirts though cuz they're sick shirts shirts dude metal shirts are the best the ████ best man but the music sucks I know it does yeah I can't I can't listen to it for that long one of my buddies went to a viking music concert oh Viking music Viking Viking like Icelandic metal yeah bro and it it it's actually kind of fire but it's like a lot of like like a lot of like it sounds like yeah yeah yeah kind it's kind of like that bro like throat singing type stuff yeah like that I like gu though gu is
11:50 hilarious gu is cool cuz they like they have like giant like fake dicks and like they cut off like George Bush's head like whoever's president doesn't matter who it is they cut off their head like paper big paper head they cut it off and then like they come on the crowd with like fake C and stuff I just like them because be is in but cuz they like them they just like love Gore oh love it yeah Gore's great so is Ramstein I don't know what you guys are saying that's that techn Viking ████ too yeah yeah yeah oh you know what else would be torture Happy Hardcore oh that's hard to listen to for a long time what about Taylor Swift you got swifties I like T I love Taylor Swift You listen to a whole Taylor Swift album and there's enough variety that you actually want I sound like I'm selling it yeah you do sounds like you're all Taylor Swift shs dude Silver
12:47 [Music] Bells
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