0:00 How are they gonna compete with a girl like Sydney Sweeney? Like they can't compete with them. So just take them out of the competition by like bringing her down. They're like negging her. >> She's not even that hot. You know what it reminds me of? It It reminds me of when there's like a really really buff dude walking around and some guy goes, "That looks so gay." [Music] >> All right, check it out, boys. I'm thinking we're back. Shut up, >> dude. >> Here's Sydney Sweeney right now. >> An ad for American Eagle. >> Let's go. >> Good lord. >> I didn't I don't remember her boobs being so big. >> Oh my lord. >> Yo, that's kind of tight. >> Oh, 60. Oh, yes. 68 Mustang.
0:52 >> God. A little loud for me. >> Yo, a donut in a freaking do. No, she >> Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. >> Is the is the promotion for the >> And her shirt is incredible. >> Pretty small. >> What's great about her shirt? >> Like the >> It's little the >> You know what's the thread counts, >> dude? >> She single-handedly boosted their stock by like Well, she added like $300 million. >> Holy ████ >> Instantly, how much do you think they paid her for that? >> I Dude, there's there's a lot of people wondering about that, but some people are guessing maybe 10 mil. >> Oh my god. Who knows? >> Just for her to walk inside of a car. >> Well, cuz if you remember, she did this soap campaign where she said Sydney Sweet's bath water and she's promoting this company and they sold for like a billy god >> 1.2. >> The company itself sold for
1:42 >> the soap company sold for 1.2. >> I wonder if they shot that over at my buddy's place near the brewery cuz they have one of the biggest infinity sidewall things for that you could fit cars. >> Yeah, that's to burn out like that. >> So, there's no other places with that size. So, it has to be like one place. >> Sick. So, that means you can go smell the floor. >> Oh, dude. I'd lick that. >> Lick all. >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> It's so funny to me that Bart thinks she's ugly. >> Dude, it's not a >> He's just objectively wrong. >> No, he thinks that she's like a pug >> where it's like ugly cute. >> What do you mean they're ugly cute? They're just cute. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I feel >> you know what's funny is like this one guy got all this flak online because all these women were like burning him because he said >> he said he likes the way Sydney Sweeney looks because she looks like an
2:32 approachable girl or like a Yeah. Like it's an approachable look and then all these girls were like approachable for who you? Yeah, right. They were like talking ████ to him and he's like yeah you're kind of helping my point. >> I know what he's Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. >> She's not glammed up like Kim Kardashian. She has a more chill wholesome. >> It just looks like that's her real face. >> Not wholesome, by the way. >> It just looks like that's her actual physical face. >> She's also not out there like Kim Kardashian telling everybody what to think about or whatever. She's just like, "Hey, guess what? If you pay me enough, I'll show your product and show my tits a little bit." >> Yep. >> But the funny thing is, >> sounds like a good deal. >> I'll buy it. >> Where I saw her first or like really like watched her ████ is um that ████ uh Oh my god. Handmaid's tail. >> Handmaid's tail. Like she's not even hot in that. >> Bummer. They put her in cloaks and ████ That whole show is a bummer, dude. >> That show bums me out.
3:22 >> Robes, >> she's wearing gowns and stuff. >> But she's like the ultimate feminist icon from that ████ show. And then she turns like absolutely gorgeous when she's not in that show. >> Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, too, but nobody notices. >> Is she? >> Oh, she's one of the Charlie Manson. It's like super. You don't even notice her. >> Would they have her in a sports bar or something? >> She's in a freaking cloak. >> Trying to remember. >> Another cloak. >> Yeah. Now she's just one of the regular girls that's in the little hut watching TV or something that just talks. >> What was the most recent thing that made her like whoa >> Euphoria? >> Euphoria was like the biggest thing though. That was like her breakout like >> Yeah, that was her. >> But this is probably the biggest thing like right now >> society wise, huh? >> Well, because I think it's >> she's the it girl. >> It's giving permission for advertisers to do things with women again and like objectify them a little bit. >> Wasn't it uh Carl's Jr. that set like
4:14 did the comeback and then they brought Dorito biting Doritos did the remember chick doing the splits and she looked like she's eating a Dorito but she kind of look like she's taking a dick a little bit so we kind of all wanted Doritos a little bit. >> I like that because I think I think there's room for all of the above. Like why would you have to disqualify that kind of appeal in order for like respect to be a specific thing? Like come on, we can have everything. It's fine. >> Yeah, you could have your Sam Smith, but why take away your ████ hot big boot girls? you why you can't you can't why why does he have to replace her? >> Yeah, that does that's not fair. >> It's like that's like invalidating that these kinds of women are even real. >> But the argument has been in some circles that feminism wants women to not be objectified ever. And so when you do that, it should destroy a brand. But instead, they just raise $300 million off of it. So maybe that doesn't that's kind of a whack
5:04 take. >> But you know what I think it is? >> I think it's ugly ████ taking down hot ████ >> You think? >> Yep. Yeah, I think some girls enjoy being like this. It's fine. Whatever. >> No, it's it's it's like the ones that are fighting for it is because how are they going to compete with a girl like Sydney Sweeney? Like they can't compete with them to just ████ take them out of the competition by like bringing her down. They're like negging her. >> Yeah. >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? >> Don't let that happen again with vp.net. It's the only VPN that can't spy on you. Every other VPN can technically see what you're browsing, and you just have to trust that they won't leak or sell your data. VP.NET's hardware separates your identity and traffic patterns. >> This makes it physically impossible to
5:54 monitor you. >> To have true complete privacy, sign up with vp.net/jk news like this link in the description below. Yeah, be privacies, baby. >> You know what I think they do, though? Because you're ever at a Super Bowl party or something and then you see a Sydney Sweeney commercial and then all these like ████ are like, I don't even get why everyone keeps talking about it and all the guys are just like they're just like >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. >> She's not even that hot. You know what it reminds me of? It It reminds me of when there's like a really really buff dude walking around and some guy goes, "That looks so ████ gay." >> You know what I mean? It's like that. probably you got all those arms we can jack dicks off >> cuz if you look at you know like such a hater remember how Jared Feather had that experience he was like people
6:44 always called him gay or that girls don't go for that but he's like are you ████ kidding >> guys don't like girls don't like muscles >> yeah exactly it's like a way to like kind of like keep yourself in the game by eliminating others I feel like that's the same gendernegging >> gender negging >> you're trying to take people down >> know what I mean I'm always say babe look look he buff as ████ Huh? I always just go like that. >> And then you look for her reaction like this. >> No, I'm just like >> You said he's buff, huh? >> Yeah. >> That's what I do to me. Huh? >> No. >> Don't you ever say he's bumpy started watching Temptation. I'm like, >> these guys are gay, right? >> Right. >> Babe, right, babe? Please. >> These guys. >> I'm really secure during it. It's great. >> The CDC is like hotter off camera. >> Like not like not Yeah. You think so? Off camera? No, I mean like off of TV shows like when she's not in acting when
7:35 she's posting when she's just being herself being hot. >> When she's just being herself. >> It's funny. Like we know her personally and ████ >> I like when she's at home, you know? >> When she's sunbathing. Really? >> The real her one mile away with a telescope. It's her. >> You don't know the real Sydney Sweeney like we do. She's like all natural. >> Yeah. >> In her real zone. But you know what's funny though? Like I feel like a lot of these women who hate her haven't yet learned that the more you obsess over this girl, like the more guys are going to pay attention to it. >> Yeah. >> Cuz it gives us the attention like, "Oh, she is actually hot." >> Yeah. >> Plus, like the best thing that you ever love doing is disagreeing with angry women. >> That's my favorite. >> I love it. >> My favorite. >> So if like all the women were pissed off and said, "This one girl's ugly," I'll probably see the best in her. You know what's really funny though? The funniest
8:25 thing to me is when people are like, "Oh man, that's because you're brainwashing these beauty standards." But then like I'm like, "Bro, you take a hot woman, you go to like a random tribe in the middle of the Amazon, show them the picture, they're going to be like, "Damn, bro. She's hot. >> She's hot. Damn, bro." >> They're going to they're going to speak English for the first time. >> Incas, they're like, "Damn, bro." >> That's like when they they took um I don't know. Like remember Matt Walsh went to like some African tribe and he's like, "Hey, like there's more than two genders." And they're like they're like where what the ████ >> There's only men and women. >> What is the number three? >> So there's another commercial here that I can't find because uh somebody had professional wrestlers destroy the office and I had to move a lot of
9:15 different things around. But there was another commercial and I'm just sad I can't find it right now cuz it Sydney Sweeny's talking to the camera about jeans and uh and then the camera starts dipping down to look at her disc a little bit and then she's like and then she's like hey eyes up here buddy and then it says Sydney Sweeney has gray jeans and I'm like >> oh that's nice that that's clever >> I want to watch it I want to watch it >> pull it up YouTube >> can't find it cuz he had wrestlers destroy the office >> is this did this happen in your dream or is it a real commercial? No, no. I swear it's real boo. >> It's a commercial. He's pitching. >> He's He's putting it out in the universe. >> He's like, "Oh, it's actually not on here, so I guess I have to make it. >> Stop manifesting content." >> I don't I don't usually like celebrities. They're not that hot. But Sydney Sweeny's pretty dude. >> Sydney Sweeny's very hot. >> Oh yeah. >> There it is. >> Oh my god. Time out. Hey. >> God damn. I said
10:05 >> Oh, you didn't make it up in your brain. >> My body's composition is determined by my genes. Hey, eyes up here. She >> kind of looks scary right there. >> Yeah, I don't know about that love right there. >> Really? You love it that much, huh? >> Yeah. Come on. >> Cuz he's straight. He's straight. He's not gay. No, >> I'm straight. I'm ████ straight. Me and Super straight, dude. >> I'm straight. >> I saw pictures of you 10 years ago. >> You don't think I'm I look gay now. >> No, you look hella straight now. >> Straight truck driver now. >> Messed up my brand, dude. I think she's the hottest woman right now. >> I think she >> But I don't like I don't like celebrities that much. I think they're usually >> Who can compete with Sarah Sarah? What's her name? >> Sarah Silverman. You are gay, bro. >> Her comedy is actually really funny. >> I like Jesus's magic, dude.
10:56 >> Get off me. >> Sarah Silverman name, bro. Obsession. >> Sydney Sweeney. >> We did that together. >> Name a whole dude, bro. >> We both had the same thoughts. Get me >> gay. Gay money.
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