0:00 the real ████ would be organizing people and getting people that have differing views to unite not even that ████ you dude that would be it's kind of ████ up up here huh you know the viewers can't see but there's a bunch of crazy ████ on the ceiling this office is a mess [Music] I don't know if you guys seen this but uh a museum in London these climate protesters through tomato soup at a van Gogh painting I saw that why they always do that because I believe in the way dude you you already don't support this it's a van Gogh yeah but it's the ████ climate the planet dude why do they get him out of here he didn't do nothing yeah he didn't eat soup bro bro ████ these ████
0:52 whoa dude why the people in the back what what what part of uh what country is this London they should what do they do on lipstick they're eating a Twix they should do it they're gonna do a speech I love Twix are they getting with a can of soup how do they get so close to the painting do they super glue their hands yeah they glue their hands stick it to the wall so it can't be moved that's so ████ dumb life life more than food dude look at that guy's face detection of a planet oh that's a dude it's a day man then why did you ████ throw it on the painting like if someone came up and just landed like three good body shots on both of them I would laugh so hard and I would be like they deserve that ████ and they're just hanging they're just
1:42 hanging because the super glue they're just like it's just like cut the van Gogh and like the super glue is gonna like really make their hands stick to the wall for that long yeah dude their skin is just gonna come off dude that's a good super glue commercial it's just crazy glue crazy because oh no wait where'd they say how people couldn't afford to have kids but then they're like throwing soup on a painting like they could have just donated that can that's not the point shut up can you're ████ with their fight bro it's a can of soup you don't see yourself over there because of the rising inflation from the decisions being made in you know the UK that's what they're protesting that some families can't even afford to eat or whatever but like I'll say this if uh if they had an American accent and they deliver that speech I would have stopped listening like hey
2:33 you know what you're right a little bit yeah you're right you're right because they're British I was like oh it's actually pretty good it's a good speech you're like well it's just easy on the ears yeah yeah yeah what is more important I was like it does sound more important yeah Lord of Chinese oh damn they're Vietnamese Vietnamese and did that I'd listen harder he wouldn't have questioned the ████ tin suit part of it like I would have just been laughing wow they just throw fur yeah I think people from Vietnam would never do something what is more important then it would sound mad philosophical God damn I never thought about this this guy's a philosopher sitting there was hand glued to the wall so stupid a funny detail is that they really did so
3:25 the dad the painting didn't get damaged yeah there's glass on it yeah and they and they actually these protesters made sure that they didn't really want they didn't actually want to damage the paint oh okay okay okay they should have said that at the beginning well they do go up to them be like there is glass we're good dude I was upset what's your ideal thing that they say before they're like don't worry there's glass it's not gonna damage and then they do it I love the first guy that's like oh that was me that was me in my head I was like whoa what the ████ yeah it's ████ up that was a lot that one guy was tripping he didn't know that he did not know there was glasses we were tripping I was tripping too he's like the guide of Married With Children audience like whoa naughties yeah just starting to have a chill day at the Museum yeah I'm still waiting for it to be a ████ crazy blue commercial it works I mean
4:16 we're talking about it right now yeah but are we changing anything about our way of life I'm not gonna have tomato soup today yeah because we're one Ken we also realized that all advertisements even in America need to not be an English American access yes no that's true yeah they want to sell something they got to speak with some ████ easy on the ears tone or Vietnamese and if villains want to be more nefarious same deal so the protest was not for oil it was for Rising I think it was both okay yeah it was all the above because they were I believe there's like multiple there were multiple instances of this like going on so they have like an agenda they're trying to push and trying to get some action taken but again I don't think there's any real like solutions that are actually being well let's at least for our duty and responsibility is as Society to get straight what was the true motive so
5:07 that even if we don't agree but we repeat it at least their message has been heard yeah they don't want they don't want uh oil like money being spent on oil extraction oh get the ████ out of here dude you're not gonna stop that you can't stop that it's way bigger than you dude let's let's we'll judge it right afterwards hear the whole message okay so they don't want oil something I'm not an oil man it's just it's just everyone loves oil and I see that not the sea turtles bro and and they're against inflation who isn't ████ dude everyone's against it we can agree with them we're on against them but people think like this is some new ████ this happens every ████ like it might be new to them they look like 16. exactly so their heart's in the right place but it's just like Hey we're all mad too dude but we gotta ████ play balls okay let's just be patient what
5:57 else they got those are those are the main things that's it they're called just stop oil let's give up next message just give up just give up dude take the dick in the ass make more money make more money and and find your way in the oils again but nice accidents Find Your Way in the Oilers game matter and Change it from the inside yeah be a ████ you wanted to make change be a VP and then you realize oh it's life is good at the top yeah [Laughter] ████ everyone else that's what's gonna Nick is making there he's making them throw the ████ tomato soup bro like people like me he's inspiring them to change their perspective get yours because no one's looking after you ████ you better guess yours young kids man I'm a capitalist I was gonna buy
6:48 that van Gogh because we already know how like it's somewhere out there there are some some guy in in stem research or in like science and he's studying to find a better energy source and he's doing all these ████ like oh yeah he or she is working really hard to find a substitution yeah and then there's people that are just like well just stop what should it's just young kids they're just young yeah like when you're young you're just you don't you don't think ████ though you're just mad and emotional you throw ████ tomato soup and homie that was there that didn't say anything he's trying to hook up he's trying to get it okay
7:50 yeah I'm like dude I'm not trying to glue my ████ dude that's dumb and after they kick him out he's gonna be like wasn't that so crazy we just did that want to get dinner yeah yeah get out of here what a rush that's what I think is crazy there's people that are actively studying and getting like phds to try to fix this problem and then there's this yeah yeah but you give the guy from PhD are like you know we should just do this instead when it finally changes where's the credit gonna go really yeah but the people's actually trying to fix the problem they're not loud enough that's why there's these yeah because they're nerds yeah speak up Ken people also just fight amongst each other over the dumbest ████ like if the real ████ would be organizing people and getting people that have differing views to unite not even that ████ you dude
8:43 he's like dude people fight about the dumbest ████ that would be it's kind of ████ up up here huh you know the viewers can't see but there's a bunch of crazy ████ on the ceiling this office is a mess this one works for Exxon 100 yeah he has to dude yeah he's got a ████ motor oil sign above oh yeah dude Texaco baby number one brand in the world it says Sinclair Dino one but but like isn't it like Exxon on those guys they make a lot of ████ they probably make it's like the number one industry in like the US and you think they eat tomato soup why not they're too rich for that ████ I think that does suck too is the collateral damage on a van Gogh yeah or like uh anything that's like not related yeah no one can bring in their lunch to this Museum anymore yeah exactly right nope now the security has been heightened oh sandwiches Liberties get
9:35 taken away yeah that's when you walk into a spot you don't know what the context is but it just says ████ like no super glue allowed yeah yeah you're like why why durian at the airport why these are the people that like the same like the shoe bomber like we can't bring yeah take your shoes off at the airport because one ████ was like a bomb in my shoe that is ladies yeah and it wasn't even successful like would you guys be upset if they began racial profiling at museums where they would stop every white person or people with colored hair yeah yeah if you run a museum in your racial profiling which ethnic group are you like I have no problems letting these people in for sure you can come all day you can come I don't know man it's hard to be every group has their their people that ████ up museums yeah it's just
10:25 different ways Asians Asians take pictures and snapping constantly even though it says no flash photography real painful nemesh the same real problem over here we have a ████ epidemic they got that thing with the Chinese tourists like fell over the rope and tore the ████ painting because he was clumsy yeah so clumsy dude geez that's just the tourists not Chinese it's different can we just stick to the facts here all right put the hex down man the real problem here huh oh you gotta be Jackie Chan X gang and ████ [Music]
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