0:00 Is this cheating? This chick says this guy periodically checks in to see if I'm still in a relationship. Here's the text. Occasional relationship check-in. She says locked in emojis. Soul crushing for usual, thank you. Right? Cheating from the on the guy like both ways like cuz she's obviously allowing this like by saying locked in. But locked into her relationship. No, right, but she's she's clearly like you know, allowing it by not being like hey ████ off or like not responding at all. She's kind of like checking like it's okay. It's all good. I guess it would be dependent on their previous relationship. Okay, explain. >> Like >> If a if a dude was texting Nina hey are you still with Anthony? And then she's like yeah. And then he's like soul crushing as usual, thanks.
0:50 >> I think [snorts] I think if she if Nina was like locked in and then she also showed me like this ████ checked in again, I'd be like all right. >> I'd be like that this guy is like why are you even talking >> This happened to Hannah? >> Really? >> Really? There was a guy she was talking to before me and then like they were friends and stuff. She was like it could have gone somewhere. I don't know and then he he checked in. He was like oh are you still with the dude whatever. And then she's like I didn't even respond and I'm like Why? Just tell him like no. I mean I'm just tell him yes. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, that'd be funny though if she says no and see what he says, right? And then cuz she's like cuz it's obvious what he's trying to do like >> Exactly. >> I'm worried to be married. Like what's the point? What's the point in continuing even interacting with someone I have no intention of having a friendship or anything with. And I was like damn, you're ████ loyal, dude.
1:42 >> Yeah, that does make sense. >> But that's why she's like you're going to ████ accidentally cheat on me. And this is what she means. It's like I'll say hi to anybody. Like I'll just go into the trap. Like I wouldn't even think about it. If someone messages me and goes like like if my ex-girlfriend's like are you still with her? I respond back. Obviously she's in my pictures, you dumb ████ Like I'll still respond. >> That's kind of funny though. That's even better. >> But then like the responding though, and then she might batch her back, and it might turn into a joke, but I'll fall into that trap cuz I just like talking. >> That's what I'm saying. As long as like her actual partner that she's locked in with knows about this. And I assume that if she's posting it online, he probably knows about it. >> Yeah. >> And like if they're cool with it, then whatever. I think if the other dude is like in the friend group and hangs out >> Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. That's weird. >> Like we got a ████ problem. But if he's just like in a >> from a past life >> [laughter]
2:32 >> That That kind of is. >> If that's from a past life, and it's like the guy's checking in, like I can't blame her if he's hitting her up. And I'm also like if she's showing me and I'm in it, I'd be like, "Yeah, let him know that you're locked in or we're married or whatever so he stops." And then if he keeps on hitting her up, then it's a problem. But if it's like every like once a year, I'm like >> And And And the fact that it's soul-crushing for them to know that? >> I know, right? >> That's kind of weird. >> That's weird. >> But you know what though? >> Juan, it's endearing though. If I was If I was that guy and I wanted to shoot my shot, I'm like, "Dude, props, bro." >> Oh, I guess that Okay, I see how you're saying it. >> But like I'm not a cuck, but But when this stuff happens, I'm like, "Yeah, you want her, huh? ████ That's right." >> Yeah, that's that's going to happen. >> But don't Cuz don't you want your wife to be desirable? Like don't Like do you want guys TO BE LIKE, "DISGUSTING. WHY ARE YOU WITH HER?" Or you want to be like, "That's so dope. Like you I wanted her."
3:23 >> I feel like cheating is like um like drinking under influence type stuff, right? Like you're still allowed a beer to drive because it's going to be impossible in a sense that like, you know, like you're not going to get some sort of interaction or whatever. I I think this is like All right, you might get pulled over, but your blood alcohol content's under 0.08. So as long as you ████ pass this test of like understanding where we're at, I it's not cheating, dude. We call that cheating when we're in a really really tough We're screwed everything. >> think that's cheating. >> I don't think it's >> cheating. >> Yeah, that's not cheating. >> Well, but but were people but people are calling her a cheater for responding? >> Yeah, but I do like what Hannah would do. >> Not even respond at all? >> Because I think yeah, you're not cheating technically, right? Like if it's like playing a sport. >> a beer and driving. >> Yeah, you but you're still giving this guy 1% hope. >> I don't I didn't see the emoji. The
4:13 emoji was covered BY A SHOULDER. THAT'S the cheating part. >> Wait, what? [laughter] >> Oh, cuz she responds with that? >> Oh, she she yeah, she she's >> Steve, ████ STEVE, YOU BLOCKED IT with your ████ big ass shoulder, dude. Nobody was able to see that ████ >> Nobody saw it. You could see it. >> I didn't see it until I didn't see it until Joe pointed it out. >> See? >> I didn't see it. >> No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because no, cuz no, cuz she leads leads him on a little bit now. It could have could HAVE ENDED AT >> ████ THAT ████ >> CUZ SHE HAD THE LAST WORD instead of him. >> Okay, okay. >> See, after locked in, thank you, no response, fine. Leave it. >> [laughter] >> ████ THAT. DON'T GIVE HIM THAT ████ >> YEAH, I AGREE. >> Cheating ass ████ >> That's the reason why he's going I'm going to check in again next year. >> Yeah, exactly. True. True. >> Keeping the keeping the window open for him. >> Yeah, don't ████ teehee.
5:04 >> That's a teehee. That's a teehee, yeah. >> Yeah, can't be doing that. >> Mhm. >> But I mean cheating obviously is just down to whatever your rules are. >> Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. That's like if I see that if she's sharing and then she does that then I'm like pulling her over. You know what I mean? Checking the blood alcohol content because it's like yo, you shouldn't be doing that though. But like no, it's not cheating. >> You know what I would even respect even more? If she ████ sent him a close-up picture of her ████ with her ████ lips spread out and then underneath she goes, you'll never have this, ████ >> You would respect that more? >> Yeah, I respect that way more. >> You'll [laughter] never have >> You think that's better than the teeheehee? >> Hell yeah. This one is like >> [laughter] >> I'll have a chance. But then the other one is like hey, you pathetic fool. This is This is This is you will never have this. >> But then what if she goes like, "Hey, you'll never have this ever again." And then he takes a picture of his dick. Oh,
5:55 they fit together so well. And now there's a text chat with her genitals and his genitals. >> No, oh, that's why instead you should [laughter] She's got to send a dick pic of her man right now. And it got to be small dick, too. So, it's like really really gut him, you know. >> And then the next pic Yeah, the next picture is she's sucking on his man's dick and be like, "You wish this ████ was yours." >> And then he writes back >> Oh, yeah, you wish this ████ was yours. And he's licking some other chick's butt. Now they're just ████ sexting the [laughter] whole time. >> Damn, I didn't think ABOUT THAT. DAMN. >> THAT FEELS It feels funny that it's so like keywords occasional check-in is kind of like Okay, so So, then it just sounds like whatever this dynamic is in the entire relationship, including the cuck dude, or I wouldn't call go that far to call him a cuck, but whatever they have going must work for them. >> Periodically checks in to see Well, were they even there before?
6:47 Like, were they even We We assuming that they used They had a thing. But it's like, what if it's just a guy sliding in like a stranger? >> We know nothing. >> Yeah, I don't know. >> I am assuming if he feels comfortable enough to say occasional relationship check-in. >> Don't even ████ respond. >> Well, yeah. Well, yeah, cuz that is a difference. Like, what if that's just a ████ follower? >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Like, [laughter] cuz I mean Smacks is going to have tons of those ████ old guys just always sending that ████ >> Like, I feel like it's like less threatening cuz he says soul crushing per usual. But if it was like boner crushing per usual, I'd be like, "F███." Right? That'd be crazy. >> But this is emotional, though. That The most Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's creepier cuz the emotions are what drive people to stalk. >> Yeah. >> I don't even like playing around. If If a tech If a ex texted me, I not only would I not respond, I would block the number. >> Also, though, how about this? >> I just block it. I'm a door slammer. I
7:37 don't go, "Oh, I It's okay. I don't need uh solar panels." I just go, "Bam. Get the ████ out." >> It's all or nothing. >> Yeah. >> Is there a Is there a point >> She just wanted to know where to send the mail cuz it went to her house AND BART'S LIKE, "F███ YOU." >> SHE'S LIKE >> WAIT, YOUR CAR registration came over to our old address. >> They'll find me. If they need me, they'll find me. >> Have your crypto ledger from '08. >> I remember my ex reached out to me when like she moved out of our old place and she was like, "Hey, like you can have, you know, the security deposit or whatever." And I was like, "No, thanks." And that was it. And then, you you know, cuz I just don't want to invite anything back into my life. [snorts] I was just like, "Keep it." >> That's the That's the cleanest way, I think. >> Right? >> I would invite money back into me Yeah, money is money, dude. That's unemotional. >> I should have taken the money. Give me that money. >> And then, I don't want to invite anything else into my life.
8:27 >> Yeah. >> Especially if you're still pissed off. >> I would say >> nice to do that. >> If this person's a stranger, you never met this person, and they're just sliding in your DMs, why the ████ are you responding? >> Exactly. But if they're a stranger >> What did they say, occasional? >> No. >> No, it could have been a thing. Like he just kept DMing her, and then >> There's no way this is >> Well, not a stranger, but someone >> That's what I'm saying, they have to have some version of a history. >> Yes. >> For her to be comfortably emoji-ing back in that way. >> I I think um >> I didn't say that. >> If you're >> No, just longer pauses, Joe. Thank you. >> [laughter] >> If this was on Instagram, and you went on her page, and clearly she has a photo with a man, why would you ask this question? >> Maybe she's one of the more private
9:17 people that doesn't post. >> And dudes still shoot their shot, no matter what. >> All the time, all the time. >> Yeah. >> You got a good girl, that's going to happen. >> They'll shoot your They'll shoot their shot at your wedding pictures. >> Yeah. >> Is there Is there >> Like Is there a point in a early version of the relationship that she apparently is locked in where it's like that's Cuz you know, sometimes people start dating when they're dating they're dating. You're not dating one person. You're like dating people. You're talking to a couple people and like discovering and the person knows but maybe she's locked into it. You know what I'm saying? But like she's still capable of dating. It's not like she's like locked in that way. It's not >> though. >> Locked in sounds like she's with with one guy though. >> Yeah, it sounds like she's with one guy but maybe he hasn't proposed or anything. So like the idea of it is like well, she gets to use this. She's she's funny. She emojis back. She goes like
10:08 "Hey, when are you going to put that ring on?" >> Let's check out some of the other responses of like what makes it cheating. >> You're responding as low >> Bingo! That's what the ████ I'm saying. >> I like that one. I'll give that a big heart. >> No, it's not. >> not. >> Of course CUZ YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONDING, YOU DUMB ASS. >> You're so locked in, why is this ████ not blocked? That's what I'm saying. >> What I'm saying. I like that one, too. >> But I can't leave them hanging though. >> I don't get how people don't find this funny. I don't know why. It's funny. >> Why you can't you leave them hanging though? Who gives a ████ >> No, but she didn't block him. >> See? Every like Bart's the he would he would block everybody. >> Everybody's autistic like I am. >> keeping him around cuz you like the attention. Do better. >> That's true. That can be true at the same time. >> Well, that's why like when you have a dude having an occasional relationship check-in with somebody, how do you it I don't know. If >> He's a plan C. >> If I was to be a little bit of a
10:58 detective about it, I would feel like she probably used to complain about her dude to this guy. >> Oh, yeah. >> You know what I mean? Like it's it's like in if you just look at that, it just looks like out of the blue this ████ desperate guy. But it's it maybe like when on other days she's like "Oh my god, I can't believe I wish we had a What happened to us? What Yeah, like what the comfortability is like uh little bit little bit there. Yeah, you know. >> Yeah, that that is just if anything a a yellow flag for the for the homie to understand that she's kind of one One one foot out. >> Exactly. >> Or the door is just slightly ajar. >> Or something? Like is she promoting? >> [laughter] >> Well, she's responding. Look, she's responding. >> it, but that Is that the one >> Oh, no? >> No. Nothing Nothing she's promoting in there. I'm back, ████ That's it.
11:49 >> And she got hella followers. >> she's an influencer. >> Must be Yeah, Twitter influencer.
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