0:00 wait so do you think after this documentary now people are just going to be like well I guess I could get a hand job for my best [Music] friend okay so silly dude hey shut up Nick whoa the cameras are rolling dude that's really wow it's jiujitsu time dude I'm going to wrap you up choke that mouth up wa wo you guys ready to see something nope all right it is probably pride month when you're watching this oh is it a bear video so I hope it's strange do you want this to come out on dud why not all right the name is surprise us all our planet is home to over 11 million species wow that
0:52 looks so good it does oh they're captured gay animals you really are everywhere everything you would told a kid is wrong gay Penguins bisexual Lions yo that's kind of sick they've actually made a show such a stigma about it the idea of just having two fix Sexes is clearly out of style what is that pretty opened dude they're like the animal kingdoms gay why can't we be gay that's what they're saying it's clear that no matter where you look on our planet nature is full of queer surprises he kicked him in the nuts did you see that dude this is going to get people fired up I'm fired up people are fired
1:42 up people are mad about this that's a pretty good argument though that's like legit a legit argument it's like what is the argument part that part what do you mean what's the argument no because you know how they're like oh being gay is like a sin it's like not it's against nature but it's like this is literally Nature's gay so nature can't be gay so what now that's what they're saying doesn't mean it's right okay doesn't mean it's okay I don't even agree with the whole when people use nature as an like as a as a proof of something that should exist and I'm all like well you know there's a lot of crimes that are happening in the animal kingdom that are nature too like killing your ████ like competitor's baby so you can mate with whoever cannibalism yeah Rob and kill and do say this there is a fish that changes sex
2:33 yeah that's cool there's a trans fish my dog eats his own ████ sometimes in seahorses the guy carries the baby and it's like yeah I wouldn't judge it that's the funny part that's the funny part is like they're using that as the argument but then there's so much ████ like anything goes in nature like so it doesn't even matter yeah praying mantises ████ eat their husband after they made so cuz she get hungry so does that make it okay for humans to do that too you don't think that if you guys took you know a video you go to West Virginia into like a bar right and you take a video of a tiger butt ████ another tiger and you show it to the guy and then he goes I just know that penguin's watching it and he's like I'm not gay I yeah yeah this is just my Hobie that shatters your soul a little bit like I was so wrong to ever think that that was unnatural so
3:23 there you're saying they made a whole documentary of just gay animals ████ that's exactly what I'm saying that's kind of crazy maybe not just and by animals can did you watch the trailer they're talking to people who don't know that that just happens in nature like for me I'm like yeah I've seen a ████ monkey jack off and throw his ████ at the window like a lot of things happen in nature that's like yeah it's just odd you're rejecting this you're rejecting this I'm talking I'm saying that it's nothing new yeah like this is old news dude i't known about anal Were Gay forever I'm actually been saying it I've been telling people y animals they don't have they don't have self-control like y if if something feels good on their ████ dick they're
4:13 going to rub against it like that's that's what an animal does all jump aside I'm sure if we did a compilation of like Joe revealing to the group about how like lions ████ each other ████ each other like boys yeah I think we'd have like a 40 minute clip cuz I feel like Joe's our guy who tell yeah he's been telling us for years yeah I like Joe's the guy on the docks in the movie we smoking a cigarette he's like yeah I've seen animals I've seen gay animals ████ seen my whole life I've been trying to ████ tell you guys dude you remember when we had like five dogs at the house and then there'd be two girl dogs just humping each other we're like yeah all right well that's what dogs do my female dog humps her sisters all the time why did you just say ████ whoa my dog's not a ████ okay don't call her that but that's what the technical turb is that is technical I just don't feel comfortable that's what doctors say I don't really I don't yeah bring that bit in here I don't like this the fact that
5:03 they have to show this where where they think there's a bunch of people out there that's going to watch it and go oh my God this stuff exists in the natural Kingdom like that blows my mind they they questioned themselves after watching damn am I like this lion I don't know if this show takes itself that seriously because based on the music yeah it seems like a fun time gay disco music who funded this peacock I think what it is too is it's a really good uh source for like comment reading I just can't wait for them to put this on like I want to see it fighting in the comments I want I want to see this ████ can we some comments peacock fell off big time is the first is one of the first comments it looks really well made they have to say it just because they put rainbows on it and like dude that's the funniest
5:53 ████ I do want to know when peacock was like the thing though yeah I want to know too it was never a thing what's what's the point though are they trying to like be I don't know is it like hey let's normalize sexual deviancy like or what is what is the point of it it kind of feels like that a little bit there was the one shot of the uh I guess it's like a venus fly trap and it's shooting you know jizz everywhere yeah jizz everywhere and I'm like dude what is why does that need to be in the trailer I feel why is that flower shooting like seeds and ████ like everywhere they want to make it feel like seems suggestive maybe showing that to Tiff now and being like happens in nature baby come on baby stop being such an uptight ████ about this let me do it already the Venus fly trap does it yeah let me just reach my climax too Venus F trap is not a ████
6:45 ████ dude yeah but you no using that as an argument so funny guys you notice one thing about the trailer though what there ain't nobody complaining or arguing about doing it it just naturally happen there's no there's some there's nobody forcing it on nobody yeah no there's not another line go heyy stop that you can't do that there's no there's no protest those trailers there are animals killing gay animals bro they're picking dude technically yeah but then they're just kind of because it's gay no because we don't know we don't know their I never talked to one the LI is just like oh I don't like this I don't I don't know if there's hate crimes in the animal kingdom but we don't know we can't confirm bigotry is also an animal Instinct there you go true yeah well bullying too the like animals will pick on like the runs of
7:36 any litter and all that ████ yeah I it makes sense for Survival cuz then the more kids that the mom has to feed it's like who do you think is the gay animal then lions lions D I know I just want to have a fast answer if I looked it up that was like the first thing they showed so it's probably Lions really no lions are gay I think chimpanzees okay what's the straightest animal then no who baruda the straightest peacocks of fish defitely peacocks you think peacock no I just wanted to you know cuz they gay looking this exactly it's got to be a horse dude I don't think you have a good gatar Jesus Steve I don't think you have a good Gator at all yeah because lions look super gay Lions no lions are not it's like they're having that feather bow around they got the feather Bowl around their oh it's gangster they're a real sassy dude Panthers
8:28 what's that one really cute furry Australian one it looks like a KOA wab bees koala yo that's yo you ever heard of koala the sound of a koala it sounds gross what does it sound like I no not even that's a pretty good try though yo I think the straightest animal though is a bear really I think they're ████ cuz they're always sleeping they can't be ████ then why do they call big strong guys bears in the gay community alligators cuz they look oh yeah you know why cuz they're old school dude they've been around forever SN snakes are kind of gay cuz they speak with a list yeah and they always showing tongue and like bro what the get that I think arrus is a kangaroo M cuz they're ████ just I think kangaroos are straight up just Australians yeah that's true that's true true like that the pose
9:20 the sound of a koala per can I don't hear nothing I hear the ████ construction wow that's weird weird it's just F150 I think I think you typed in car with a k no I didn't qu sounds damn that's qu sounds.com so what do you have to say for yourself you made this giant claim and Steve made you look like a fool in front of everybody dud Steve's Steve's trolling dude kind of like when oh when uh I was clicking on a JK video yesterday and I saw ████ steve.com LOL did you have a good time making oh yeah I think you did I don't think I did that that's not his handle got my revenge on you what is this wait so do
10:13 you think after this documentary now people are just going to be like well I guess I could get a hand job for my best friend it's a pass for them to be gay they probably should and then they they go and they're they're like why are you doing that and then they just pull up this ████ documentary hey that's the thing ████ happens in the animal kingdom so it's a okay hey bro did you think about penguins um having sex with each other they're both guys yeah not that weird imagine that's how you try to like hit on your guy friend then try to convince them to be gay and then that's how you start the conversation how you break the ice dude that's crazy it's not that crazy huh it's not that stigmatized is it I think we shouldn't worry about this at all I think we should totally do this doesn't make you that it's just you know that's things do animals yeah you know nature that's how it starts I feel like it's trying to break
11:05 down all the ill feelings from people who don't like gay stuff think it kind of makes it worse like when you watch it like I don't think those people are going to watch this in the first place like you got to have an open mind to see the trailer and go oh yeah I'll watch this but that means you're already like Curious and into it you feel like they're cherry-picking data dude they're just getting it's just a clip show it's like sometimes animals are gay but like most of the time they're they're who's fact checking the sex of these animals exactly well I really think it's to stoke of fire that's already there I want to see I'm looking forward to a two big gorillas one like one dude reaching around his homeboy and jacking him off oh man come on and then some guy that's hella educated saying see as you can
11:55 observe these two yeah Morgan freedman's narrating it's like the hand like this is absolutely normal ████ normal you know and then like and then and then the next scene is like two elephants coming up and then ████ getting their like long Tusk and then jacking each other off intimate trunk up each chunk up the ass Nature's Nature's L7 well what I want to see is daily wire do video where they they do a documentary about how animals need their mom and their dad animal need the nuclear family yo that would be sick all by Ben necessary yeah I want to see Ben Shapiro react to this I want to see his ████ brain it's an Abomination it's an Abomination that's so crazy because what
12:45 if they start doing that for like serial killers it's like see look this monkey's ████ eating the brains of his fellow whatever so serial killers it makes sense you know why don't you make that dog dude no dude ████ that I mean it's nature the bar chair has got into your brain yeah yeah dude [Music]
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