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How a Man Ended His Stepfather's Life With an Atomic Wedgie

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0:00 thank you [Music] all right y'all we're talking about a serious thing today oh yes okay we are talking today about leukemia G oh wedgies have you guys experienced the wedgie dude never ever every type every type have you experienced the atomic wedgie was that Atomic is that one who goes over your head it is how do you know that well you've never received the wedgie your whole life is this a setup hey come here Nick if you guys can try can we just do it can you let us do it just so you can be have your food I have hemorrhoids bro you're gonna tear me not

0:50 after this you're somebody who's gonna fix my hemorrhoids no it'll just push them back in hey I think you should try it no dude you think why you think it's Ryan's always made of good ideas I think you should try it it's hard to move on the conversation knowing you've never experienced that has can Nick come to this side of the room now dude you're not gonna put it away [Laughter] are you wearing like a weird underwear huh yeah oh laundry day are you wearing kinky underwears that way nah dude is it Lacy

1:41 would I say it's edible I think yeah [Laughter] it's not weird well uh just imagine what it's like and you're probably right it's I'd imagine it would hurt your your balls a little bit when was the last time when was last time you've been wedgied Anthony Lee don't deflect that's not deflecting it's a question you deflected my other question how do you know what an atomic wedgie is I just I honestly just guessed I just figured I've seen people do it over their head and I was like that seems pretty bad seems pretty it seems like yeah it seems like it's the worst case scenario I have to do that it's really difficult without the underwear ripping you need some stretchy underwears yeah you made it red dude yeah all the time today we had it we you know in my first viewer crew that was like a tradition that if you like actually no reason we would just grab

2:31 this one dude and just wedgie him to the point where his underworld was broke is he still a part of the crew yeah that's called bullying yeah he's a doctor now he's like dude we had this tradition actually just to one guy yeah where everybody would do it to him he's a he's a doctor of Chiropractic now no way yeah great guy great dude lots of underwear of his got ruined is is his spinal jacked up from the ████ wedgies did he stop wearing shiny writing he never had tighty whites he had those nasty great it always works the best with tighty whities let's see if there's a streak on it oh that's embarrassing to get wedgied and you have dirty underwear it is it is wait why are we talking about wedge because on December 21st 2013 Marine Corps veteran Brad Lee Davis that's a cool name gave his stepfather stepfather 58 year old Denver Lee

3:22 Sinclair in atomic wedgie and he killed him I killed him yeah what what killed him oh no wait but what's an atomic wedgie where you pull the undergarments elastic band all the way up over the head that's what my brother used to do and you survived and you are a survivor yeah do you think he's like a tall guy with the underwear like or he was a short guy what short torso what what happened maybe maybe it asphyxiated him on the other way because uh for kids an atomic wedgie would like work for kids but if you're in a grown adult how does the underwear even get that far that's what I'm saying it's like the real practicality of it is most underwear rips by the upper back Point yeah yeah they're proven by his uh many experimentations so maybe his balls got tucked so far back that it exploded or

4:14 struck a nerve or and that's death wow dude you die from atomic wedgie bro what's going on or did it go all the way and then it went here and then it suffocated him that's what I'm thinking did he have a heart attack from the embarrassment also I have a hard time seeing that like if underwear is that flexible to get this far it's probably thin enough that you can breathe through it or flexible enough that you could just pull it off right you just be like wearing a Batman mask or so strong that once it got here his spine went like that and it just that's yeah what if it was silk yeah or it was probably a g-string and that's why it goes all the way around and then it oh because I would know is it like is that why you don't recommend receiving a wedgie today that's the reason why dude you guys were about to kill nick man I just you

5:05 ████ trying to give me a wedgie dude another alternative when it goes over him he's like it's not even the wedgie all the way out the front door yeah or and then a snake comes and it bites the ball by wedgie so are we close very close but before we you know get the final reveal the Cobra didn't bite his dick I mean let me continue to yeah give us more details cobras wait for situations like back again all right okay now this particular incident led to two things number one a first degree murder charge for Davis yeah and then first degree premeditated a study by the National Institute of Health their first ever study on wedgies

5:56 to figure out how the hell this was a news day over there huh all right so that happened Davis told the police he'd never intended to kill his stepfather okay the man was just trying to embarrass him and an atomic wedgie was just the most embarrassing who intends to like you guys are trying to give me one I'm not a first degree fence should be second though authorities at the time said the two men were spending the night in Denver uh in Denver's not Denver Colorado but like the guy's name is Denver in his trailer while Davis's mother was recovering from hip surgery at the local hospital because he gave her a wedgie and ████ her uh no that was the snake um the two men intended to go visit her early the next morning but they stayed up late talking and then eventually Sinclair began insulting Davis's mother yo mama jokes that's good the Marine

6:46 corpsville Mama's hip is so broken and we interrupt this video to get the best Yo Mama jokes and we're back so the Marine Corps veteran told his stepfather that he was a bully and things turned physical according to reports David said his stepfather got up and tried to punch him but the trained Marine easily overcame a stepfather to tackle leaving the older man on the floor that's when Davis decided to add insult to injury with a wedgie so that's apparently the the more practical speculation so did the paramedics show up with the underwear over his head while Sinclair was still on the ground Davis pulled up the old man's underwear traditional wedgie he then went the extra mile pulling the elastic band of

7:37 the underwear over the man's head he then took a photo of this incident somehow however the band made its way around Sinclair's neck cutting off his Air Supply and effectively strangling him yeah the G string theory is correct when police arrived at the scene Sinclair was dead and Davis was taken into custody the prosecution believed that things were more than they seemed believing some of Sinclair's wounds before the wedgie would have killed him anyway oh damn that's a ████ that's a big detail Davis with first degree murder and the media labeled him the atomic wedgie killer he would have been dead anyway because it was so far up his ass yeah do you think he did the wedgie as a alibi he's like oh they'll say that it was an accidental death I already killed his ████ he went cheated himself if he's beat worse that would die

8:27 without the wedgie so he got beat up from he died from getting counter punched basically that's what the prosecutors are are basically saying they they went on to allege that Davis doctored the crime scene before investigators arrived making it look like the wedgie killed him and the two had come to blows during a family argument plead not guilty because he was acting in self-defense put the evidence against him was too strong this guy this guy did the world's first friendship fatality they weren't definitely friends huh in the end Davis pled guilty for a lesser charge first degree manslaughter which carried a four-year prison sentence but the judge presiding over his sentence believed he'd acted with much more malice than four years would Warren and threw the book at him 2015 Davis was sentenced to 30 years damn that judge got wedgie that's okay

9:22 before and it didn't kill me so I know Survivor I Know That You're a murderer he's a Survivor like you dude I survived hey another what's another one what's the other one when you get a wedgie and then your legs get hog tied to the back and then they tie the underwear uh have you done have you heard of that one that sounds like the atomic wedding that's the Corpus Christi yeah that was a pretty rough thing are you a survivor of that as well yeah I haven't gotten wedgied like that but I've gotten pants before that's the difference you just laughed at him dude because because I remind me of the story where his death where his brother passed his dad at a funeral what that was you no I didn't do it it was your parents that was as fast yeah

10:12 yeah yeah remember that stupid yeah yeah yeah tell us tell the story even told me and Joe this story on a podcast and we were laughing for like 15 minutes straight bro you want me to retell it retell it yeah because I've never heard it so my grandma passed away rest in peace grandma on my dad's side and she lives in Vietnam or lived in Vietnam and so there was a funeral over there and so they do it like really different they have like a whole week or something like that where you know you just uh spending time with the thing but so it was at the end it ends outside for like three days and doesn't eat and ████ like that so yeah so like people have been grieving and like celebrating her death for like a whole week it's the last day and the last thing they did was like go to her room where she used to stay and like do some prayer with like incense and stuff there's like a viewing and and um everybody's just dressed in normal clothing but my dad and I think a few of

11:02 uh my uncles were wearing these white garments over that all white yeah and so at the end of it it was over and my dad starts taking it off and then like everybody's still in the room and my brother goes up to my dad and pulls his pants down and my me and my mom look at each other and we're like yo like you know how you're like you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral but like I had to like walk out of the room I was like oh my god dude he's like in his 20s at the time like he was fully grown this was only in like 20 uh 2012. is this his thing that he does what no he was just his thing I I don't know what caused him to just go up to my dad in front of everybody and just go like this and everybody was just like quiet except for me and my mom we were

11:53 like what the ████ Listen People deal with grief differently what did your brother say right after that he was just smiling he was like what did your dad do right after that he ignored it because he he was just like bloodier yeah he did but he wasn't crying at that moment oh ████ yeah his mom just died and he's like pants around his ankles yeah his own mom just died by his 20-something year old son who's a ████ kid or something yeah dude it wasn't like all his whole pants it was just like the pants outside the pants so it still looked like it though so it's just a white garment yeah yeah but it's still like a funeral clothing yeah and he just no no don't ruin the story in my head yeah yeah that was what was fun here

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