0:00 Double-dipping ████ >> Yep. >> They use the crosswalk and the street. What the hell? >> We'll hang by your truck. And when we get next to our bike, I'm going to kick that ████ off, dude. [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We're going to discuss why do people hate cyclists so much? >> Oh, without Nick here? Got an hour? Oh, I'm I'm on Nick's team on this. >> Do you actually hate cyclists? >> Hate them. Yeah, every day. Because they take up the ████ road and they think it's their road and it's not their road. It's a road. It's for road It's for people that are on the road for cars. It's not for cyclists. >> But you don't think they're justified because like they they realize how bad everyone drives and then they're just mad at everybody because it's like, why don't you learn how to drive? He's He's like on a bike and it's unsafe.
0:50 >> And I do not think that. I think they piss me off because they pretend like they're a motor vehicle. Thank you. But it's like I know you have a ████ driver's license, too, ████ You're a ████ flip-flopping-ass ████ You know how it feels to be on the other side. How do you feel when you're trying to use the road and some cyclist goes into the middle of the intersection and does the hand signals and ████ Get the ████ on the sidewalk like every other ████ 12-year-old. >> You know what I don't like? It's not even a good reason. I ████ hate their outfit. >> Me, too. Hate the outfit. >> Oh, you don't like the cosplay that they're Tour de France I I You know what it is? It's like It's like a mall mall security guard that thinks he's a officer. These guys think they're Olympians. Yeah. >> And it's like some ████ pissed-off divorced dad and ████ and like he's just mad at the world and he's trying to do
1:41 It's like, ████ you, dude. Like, I don't get mad at the kid on a BMX bike that's that's on the side of the road cuz he's not acting like that. Like, nobody Like, the girl on a beach cruiser just riding her ████ bike, she doesn't act like that. But those ████ they act like that. >> if you're on a bike and you're just wearing a T-shirt and like shorts, I'm not as pissed at you. >> Nah. But these cats who like you can tell they went to a a bike shop and they're like, I just need to get a little more aerodynamic. And you're like, oh my god. Like, ████ this guy, DUDE. >> NO, I ████ drive closer to the bike lane so I could kind of ████ tap their ass, dude. >> them a little Give them a little information about what's going on. And that's probably why they're so mad. >> They're mad. >> just see like they're just like they're probably just like having fun like this and then a guy like me comes up AND THEY'RE LIKE, HEY, MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO ████ kill me. >> dude, I'm 6 ft away from you. ████ off. I wish I hit you. >> It also pisses me off when I see cyclists with double water bottles.
2:32 I'm like, you already aren't running. If you aren't running and you're already taking the easy way out, why the ████ do you need double water bottles? >> You're sitting down the whole time. >> Yeah, the whole ████ time. You're telling me you can't ████ wait an hour to ████ drink some water? >> It's cuz the second one's from their sucking dick. I You know what it is for me is it's the I think it exposes the personality type >> Yeah. really clearly. You know, the AG. Yeah. Oh my god. Frequently angry guy. Wow. >> like a 13-year-old get on a skateboard, ████ grind down handrails, deface property. I don't even get as mad as the guy that's on a cycle ████ obeying all the rules. Cuz that guy's a ████ and the other guy
3:22 ruining property is cool. >> I don't know if this is the right video that I saw before, but let's see. What's going on? He's in a bus-only lane right now. >> Knew it. Is this a cyclist? Yeah. [Music] I think it's this guy in New York that's just kind of like he rides through, he just yells at people. Wait, what? What What This guy's a cyclist? Yeah. >> Or he's a walker. Wait, what is happening? Oh, this isn't This isn't the same dude, but >> Oh, he just seems like a guy that's recording New York. There's a dude that like he rides through and he just yells at every single person that's like kind of in the way. And it's not It has
4:12 nothing to do with the cycle. It's just that I don't want that guy to have a nice day. That's what it is. It's the type of people that are in this ████ >> Right. >> It's kind of like vegans. Like, I don't have an issue if you like vegetables and that's that's how you live. Makes you hate >> what they stand for. >> But a lot of them are militant ████ annoying people. >> I was in Amsterdam and uh they had like a bike lane thing and I didn't even know about it cuz I'm stupid-ass American to them, right? And tourist and and that's true. It's all true. And I remember I stepped in the bike lane real quick and this guy who was not even close to me at all started yelling from like and I stepped in the bike lane to just walk across the street. And this guy who's like literally like uh half a quarter mile away from me. He's like, yo, get out of the ████ bike lane and ████ like that. And I'm like, I'm so far away from you, bro.
5:02 What the ████ you want me to do? >> Did he clog his way over with his wooden shoes to you? No, he was still like way far away, but he was just so pissed that he even stepped foot in the ████ bike lane. >> I think that's the thing because like cyclists on the road that have bike lanes are like the in-between of like the sidewalk where pedestrians are and like motor vehicles. They're the in-between, so there's something that you have to be like overly conscious about that affects you in the Venn diagram that splits. It's like they they can yell at you because they have right of way for stuff and then anytime like you're you're driving by them, you have to be more cautious just in case they make a certain maneuver. Like, they change your flow of movement with the traffic of your relative species of transportation. >> They're like they/thems. We don't get We can just We don't get to say we have to say their ████ right. They can say whatever they want about us, but we have to say their ████ right.
5:53 >> yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to be like, oh, yeah, well, they went to the mall late last night. What do you think about the reasoning they have when when they're saying that like, oh, you have to share the road or because, you know, the road was originally for all vehicles. >> You're not a vehicle. You're a ████ on ████ two wheels. >> Yeah. I think it's fine. I think it just changes my mentality when I'm like operating a motor vehicle. It's like when a pedestrian's walking on the sidewalk, I'm just free-flowing in my lane. When there's a biker there, I have to be extra cautious just in case and no if something happens, it's still my fault. >> I find it really weird that like you know, like when motorcyclists ride like most decent motorcyclists ride very carefully and they have to be more aware of cars than cars are aware of them. >> They know they're riding in a car's world. >> Yeah, but then bike bicycles don't. They
6:43 just are like, I'm entitled to this space. So, if you see me, you have to do all the stopping. >> you're a car in a bike world and that's what makes them ████ wack. If somebody ran for president with blue hair and they're and they're just like they're like, I want to I want to get rid of property. I don't want anyone to own homes, but I want to get rid of the bike lane. I'm like, I'm voting for you. I I'd go full left. >> I'm voting for you, bro. I'll become a communist. >> I'm in. >> Yeah. I'm in. What if they dismantled crypto? Bike But they got rid of the bike lane? >> They got rid of all bike lanes. Come back to me. There's also You know what it is? It's also the random occurrences when you run into a bunch of cyclists because often times they don't cycle by themselves. They're in like a little like gang of people that are like, we're exerci- exercising together. And then so you go into the coffee shop cuz you want to get your regular morning coffee order and there's like 16 of them in line in front of you wearing Speedos and a cup with
7:34 clicky-clacky wooden shoes and stuff and helmets that are aerodynamic and long in the back. >> a Dutch Bros, dude. Why the ████ you up in this place? ████ clogging up the traffic. >> Their equipment is so expensive, too. >> expensive. >> Do you think the type of guy that does it, they're all like executives and like cuz you got to be ████ rich, right? So, they're just like inherently ████ May- maybe it's it's the inherent >> middle management kind of Golfers more, though, like by a mile, by a bajillion miles cuz there's a goal. What the hell is the goal behind the cyclist? You know what I mean? Like, they're Oh, it's casual. Like, me and my homies are hanging out. Maybe we'll suck each other's dicks later or something. Or let's go get go somewhere slower. >> Yeah, right. Where's like when when motorcyclists when motorcyclists go out, they get to dress as gay as they want, right? And they're all on the big
8:25 ████ things and all ████ And people care about them way less because cyclists are just so homosexual, there's nothing you can do about any of it. Like, motorcycles can get places faster. Those ████ you know they own cars. They're like, nah, let's just go to In-N-Out slower. Yeah. But they ain't even going anywhere. That's the thing is like, hey, let's get together and bike. And it's like, where you going? Around town cuz we're exercising. Right? >> So, and like mountain bikers, they see new terrain. These guys, let's ride the same roads we see every day, but slower. >> Hey, I ████ with mountain bikers. Mountain bikers are tight. I'm fine with it. Yeah, more fun. >> And they're not in the way. Like, and they're not ████ with the cars. >> Yeah. And their s███'s hella expensive. >> fun. >> They're going in their own world. >> Some of those bikes cost more than cars. >> Which is crazy. More than your car, I'll tell you that.
9:16 Mine was two two grand. I'll tell you that. Totally that much. That was really fun. >> You're I love I love when we show up at JK and then like the other the other week and me and me and Anthony show up and then we hear like and it's just like your ████ front bumper dragging on the ground sparking the whole way up and you pull in. >> You know what You know what was making that sound? A washer got stuck in the brake caliper. Oh my god. Dude. >> was that's that's what was why it was grinding, yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'll give you 1,500 bucks for your car. You could buy a mountain bike with that. >> That's better than CarMax's offer. Yeah, I bet. You think ████ hang gliders yell at planes? Hey, watch where you're going, dude. Share the sky. Share the sky. The sky is for everybody. That's so good.
10:06 You know what I don't get, too? Is I rolled bicycles on the ████ road and I stay safe. I ████ do all the It's just like I don't know what the ████ deal is. >> I'm telling you, dude, it's the outfit. If you're rocking that and you're riding any bicycle in the middle of the lane and I see a homie that's just wearing that no helmet riding a bicycle in the middle of the street, I'm like I go, "Hey, okay." I respect the tiger. He's a tiger. >> Yeah. Dude, it's so annoying, too, when you stop at a red and you see a bike just zoom through. >> Oh. Or stop signs. They just zoom right through. Cuz they're pedestrians now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, when it's convenient for them. >> Yeah. Oh, okay. Magically. >> Double-dipping ████ Yep. They use the crosswalk and the street. What the hell? >> Dude, let's just go out tonight and LET'S JUMP SOME CYCLISTS. I'M GOING TO HANG BY YOUR truck and when we get next to a bike, I'm going to kick that ████ off, dude.
10:57 Those two dudes just got sentenced. >> I saw that video. By the way, what happened? >> Oh, they killed the dude. >> Yeah, the dude and that was like a couple years ago or something like that. >> That's not even close to what we're talking about. It's sad. The Okay, so those two teenage boys or whatever in Vegas, they were just ████ causing havoc and stuff and they're driving and then they just saw this old dude who was biking Yeah. in a bike lane. >> was a former police chief or something. >> police guy and they were just like, "Yeah." And then they just hit him in the back and he ended up dying. >> He was not dressed like a cyclist. Yeah, he wasn't Oh, man. He was dressed like a normal person. And he wasn't in the way at all. >> Wasn't in anybody's way. So, Steve's trying to say, "Why didn't they just hit somebody dressed like a cyclist?" If you hit somebody dressed like a cyclist, I would have had a little bit If I'm on the jury, I'm a little bit like Guys, I think we I don't think we can convict. We can't convict. I don't think I can serve on this panel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm biased. I'm very biased. And also,
11:47 um does anybody Does anybody want my signed copy of Mein Kampf?
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