0:00 there's probably so many people say I wish I was the pole y you know I tweeted that a couple [Music] times oh is that the big come on we need your roast him what are you looking at yeah what are we doing what are you looking what are you looking at yo man how come his shirt is so tight yo what's up with his cup that's it's all all over the place where is it yeah it is that's not his D ding there's no way stuck it do ding there's no way what what kind of sports does he do he's a PO vter a idol he's uh quite famous these days that's that's anony I thought he was a competitive baguette eater that's Anthony's big stop so stupid better than Larry Nasser cross hey don't bring that up
0:52 shut the up okay this guy's name is Anthony actually are you guys like Twi obviously like Anthony weer we're twins in the giant bulge area Anthony amarati this guy is the viral French P vter who uh lost his metal opportunity because his what what you call it dong dang dong dang what do that mean ding ding bro oh dong long long dingdong long oh D what about it why do you like this guy dong long SE did he use it as an extra limb for his did you not see this video no I didn't see it oh really show me it you love it there's probably a lot of people that want to see it too you love it you love it make sure it's in the video so we all see the reference all right here we go no volume we'll just kind of yeah and then and then K
1:45 put this on the video please okay here he goes he's going up dick my old dick it's worse than slowmo for sure it just looks like a water bottle stuck in there got cut dick so big oh my God my dick so big was moving it was moving was moving afterwards that was definely got caught and many more do you like that type of thing clean is that like appe is that sexy hey at least it's like showing the male side of things you know how like volleyball has like you're right you're right so you prefer to see that more often
2:36 since sure why not let's equal the the playing field equal the playing field okay fair enough well I thought ladies like November because that's gray sweat season and they can see the bulgy bulge that's what people say is that like sexy to see bulge no I don't give a ████ I feel like girls don't really like that like they don't really is it sexy to see guys yeah if they have a nice butt yeah right you know like in the '90s where they all had like hiked up pants Everyone likes a nice butt dude something nice butt it's just like justce I need to ask a good time a female and none of you guys answer cuz it's I just need females to answer and we only have one real female here I don't care if you identify one you want to just DM her then no and I bet you guys didn't notice here we go huh hands yes agreed agreed you know girls get horny off a GU in the form of a question and you
3:28 also told us not to say anything so it was easy for you to in my in my experience the hands is like a giveaway for something else like what Dong Dong he what's the criteria what are you looking at well I I but it blew my mind what what am I saying girls get Hoy off of just looking at a man's hand if they have like really nice like big manly hands hands it's nice yeah like small girly hands like why I don't have that I have I have SL like my hands shouldn't overpower yours oh yeah when you hold hands you don't want to feel like you're holding hands with the W on I feel like I have deformed fingers also my nails are long so girls have long fingers fingers average anon's like am I a man basically I just measured
4:18 Anthony's dick by doing that am I a man what did you find out what was your an at best at best so his someone who has bigger hands than Anthony would have have a bigger penis is that what you're saying yeah what do you do what do you do you measure from here to here you pull out a ruler yeah you go like that and then you Ken's like hold on let me see your hat and then she's like that's a dick I can handle she does it on the spot as she meets the guy hey let me see your hands like a McDonald's commercial and then I the chomping sound and then she goes seea doesn't talk to him again that's it
5:08 that's all I needed to know he lost the whole medal because of that yeah so he lost his chance to Podium however obviously it went super viral cuz his dick smashed it it got so viral to the point where a deal supposedly worth $250,000 from a adult pornography platform offered him and what he say to make some contact he say a that's so good so we you got to say it with a French accent 250k you like my buet try let me show you let me show you there's that one girl recently she um she's she she was an Olympian and then she decided to open up a only fans oh yeah and then she twerked after she won and it was viral so it made sense
5:59 for her class see what sport was this uh PVA women's PV yeah yeah damn pters are horny huh well I mean I don't know if this guy specifically horny he just has a big D D D's got some body though like a lot of Olympians you look at it's not a conspiracy I don't know man the shock part girls not really they got different kind of yeah that's like that's like uh you need that body right yeah if you like big it's probably ████ tight you know what I'm saying I don't even know I don't even know what I'm talking about I never seen a shot girl hey show them a shot putut girl dude this is the international sign of tight Vine this what he just did he said that's why do thatti ████ you have to show the tension you can't just go like this you have to go you got to see the White Knuckles of you shut tight you see the White Knuckles
6:49 she knows what that means what does that mean what's part of the hand you know what that means what does that mean you means I was right it's like shop girls are like kind of like the big beras of the they look they they look like they ████ me how heavy is the the shot put this heavy holy unit she's in the mid she was in the middle of launching that thing I said holy unit that's a unit right there looks at that girl natural all natural I think they cycle I think they cycle they have to so by the time they get in it's natural cuz they always say like Olympic athletes it's like a for testing it's more of an intelligence test you know why people in sports are so hot why it's cuz they're healthy cuz they're healthy they're training all the time and ████ look at what he's trying to show me we never ended up talking about men's basketball at the Olympics it's okay we canip
7:39 nobody cares about that they care about this I think a lot more people cared about that but we'll Let Her Shine but you got to say her name so that she feels seen that's what I thought Chena Twain no way she does she does uh disc throwing now CH T all got to say night night sh dang dang that ████ was tight Steph Curry is a man bro Steph Curry is a man you guys didn't see any basketball highlights I don't watch sports cuz I'm not a man I know but like you know I don't watch it either I just watch the F minute highlight and I'm like dude this game is cool let's just say you want to play basketball the ERA this is one of the last golden eras of men's basketball because we have LeBron James Kevin Durant and Steph Curry playing at the same time it's a big deal you don't think there's going to be
8:29 other greates that come after them like LeBron we already had our Jordan we had our Kobe and LeBron but there's new people every time yeah but LeBron's the leading score of all time we ain't going to get another one of those anytime soon yeah but then one day someone's going to come and break the score he's top four for assists he's got like ████ four rings he's MVP ████ four times like on three franchises I think that left shrimp's going to make a comeback ouch Anthony you don't know who dead left shrimp is dud deadlift shrimp that's what I said oh hero he's another his name is deadlift shrimp deadlift star of the Seattle SuperSonics suic why so many s's super the super the
9:19 supic suic just yeah just for context this is the end of the day the last video of today's shoot and we've lost Joe completely yo do you agree with what happened to him do you think that counts the the like him being he didn't clear the bar but he hit it before his da but if you're going to lose it's like dope that you got to be viral for a sick thing hey I li people lose all the time like what a mistake to make versus like it just hit his shin and he lost you know what I mean it's like there's probably so many people say I wish I was the pole y you know I tweeted that a couple times like could he have like done one of those like tucks he cleared it earlier so you just didn't do as well on that one but his I hit it first and then his dick hit it third attemp fourth attemp I don't know damn that sucks it's hard though like the guy who broke the world record the guy from uh Sweden yes
10:10 something like that he had to do his uh his jump like four times well who cuz he already beat he already got gold yeah but he wanted to beat the world record so he did it three more times three times yeah he missed it twice and then he have you guys ever seen that in person like how tall is it bro it's ████ it's like is it tall I think I think the record was what 10 ft is it there video of some some like Chinese guy or Asian guy doing it a different Olympics and he like landed on it with his nuts oh no it's not an Asian guy but yeah he like clears the bar and when he lets go of the pole as he's clearing the bar the thing goes into his assle oh yeah it's his ████ or nuts they're really close what the heck I think it's just the GU a tight margin it's the GU he turned into a beef sa it's nice when it's tickled but not when it's pointed on when it's pickled I'm trying to get subie on it you know what I mean you know when he doesn't
11:00 finish the sentence he just we know what context that is I guess I don't know he just has sound effects for words so You' be like hey hey oh people would understand me let's see end the video for us what do you mean what do you think what you give us your final thoughts on this guy's uh we out we out chat and end the day for us go ahead yeah explain something with the sound effects he hit it with his right there what what sound do you think he made in his in his head and that's what I think that's the noise it made when he hit the pole and uh
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