0:00 thank you [Music] all right this is something that happened in 2017. it's it's a while back but the reason I'm bringing up today is because the results are in what happened so this happened in Nashville there's this uh she's a relatively successful singer her name is Katie Lane uh originally from Texas she gets into her Porsche that's parked on the street the engine noise and the fumes Disturbed like a nearby homeless guy who's chilling there and he asks her like hey can you move and then uh she gets out and as he's walking away she shoots him twice she just called Cole kills a homeless man for asking her he didn't die he didn't die so she shoots him twice and then proceeds to like most people go to
0:50 Taco Bell and then um the guy ends up you know uh he ends up Surviving after like extensive surgeries back then 2017 she was originally charged with attempted first degree murder aggravated assault with a deadly weapon as you do um and today she is found guilty of nothing more than reckless endangerment what in the ████ wow because Texas I don't know it's some backward ████ right well at least she has bad I thought that was Cali but then in Cali you would probably get the death penalty for shooting almost person but here I was like how the ████ did this happen because it's the opposite I think in California if you get assaulted then you go to jail but in Texas yeah you call you you murder somebody in Cold Blood and then the whole family goes to jail and then you become celebrated yeah right what does she look like I gotta see a picture oh great these are never
1:41 gonna go well when you here you go I gotta see what she looks like she looks like a Kardashian cute 100 I wouldn't expect her to shoot a homeless guy no definitely not but I do expect her to eat afterwards no dude she doesn't look crazy yeah Taco Bell definitely makes sense to that she looks like she loves the number three at Taco Bell which one's the number three I think it's the chalupas chalupas dude that just came back the bumped it down a little here's a sentence that she actually gets 11 months and 21 29 days of probation what that's it holy ████ was there something here like the story was different from what we're told like let's say like the first story is oh the Holmes man just said move and then the second story was oh no he actually was
2:31 like assaulting her so she had to shoot him no so it just gets all mixed up and ████ she had um there was a witness in her she had another person in her car so that's the person that was able to corroborate not told on her but like but like she claims that she was just trying to scare him away because she felt threatened even though he was unarmed and you know um I just think it's pretty ████ remarkable that she actually did hit him she shot him twice yeah and showed no remorse getting a ████ chalupa afterwards maybe it's because he's homeless though it's like oh he's just a homeless guy so then that could be different like he's gonna recover well no our society doesn't really care about homeless people [Laughter] and then we drive around them like maybe
3:21 it's just some some just the general ████ that we do already yeah the judge is like oh I mean we could have gotten rid of one more but that would have been easy but you know right I'm sure pigeons better than they treat homeless people is that true because people think about grabbing bread so they can give to pigeons later and like oh don't feed the Homeless no no no no it just makes them angry yeah yeah all right so the crazy thing to me is like I in my head I don't know if this is just my wrong impression here in Cali it's pretty ████ severe to ████ with homeless people like law wise I think you get kind of you're screwing yourself over a little bit because it's a punch down yeah I thought remember when they they gave homeless people like tiny homes and then the city ended up taking them away because they're like these are probably like a fire hazard or some ████ it seems like
4:12 the city like pretends like they love homeless people but then they don't yeah well because they had to do work right so oh we already built it are we gonna disband this uh sector no wait let's make more work yeah take them apart put them back together take it apart yeah it's perpetual but I I really was genuinely surprised that this happened so that's a loophole if you ever shoot anybody just be like whoa I was feeling threatened by a homeless man I was just trying to scare them off homeless or not because it sounds like you could just shoot I think maybe she just got a really good jury yeah yeah I think she had a really good sob story or something what do you think she looks like she cries in court she looked like she just finished crying the main things that she does say that they're not that sobby is that like so she was she's been wrapped in this case for like five years you said she's a musician right yeah she's a singer it's probably her music is just it's probably really they're all
5:02 fat it's really good because music can make you overlook anybody really yep everyone's like they probably use the R Kelly ████ music debate versus the stuff that he did in real life killing her R Kelly would have got away with it if he didn't do all his new albums yeah ruin his legacy yeah yeah the trapped in a closet Saga just really did it for me yeah MJ got away with it all all Michael did he just did a remasters he didn't do some ████ he just was like all right I'll just make this a little bit better you don't want Sully you don't want to sell your brand image yeah right I didn't think of it that way that's bad music business he did so this is it shut up dude she did say that um that's why she did say that she feels like socially she's been convicted because like she kind of can't really you know so many people hate her really yeah why and they kind of also hate that
5:52 she's getting away with it so it's like she's like hey like I'm ████ career-wise anyway so maybe pick a move she can move she can move there's Taco Bells everywhere you're in Nashville and you're a singer you're probably a specific type of singer where you shouldn't probably be in Nashville yeah that's a demographic yeah um she could change her genre I want to hear her music now she does country I'm guessing she does something that would thrive in Nashville so it's probably not drum and bass wow she can do more like that ████ what's his name the gangster ass country guy not James Dean little Nas x no the ████ the the guy that they did a movie about him and he's talking about the ████ Folsom Prison Blues oh Johnny Johnny Cash Mr Cash she could do the Mrs cash
6:44 ████ I shot a homeless man ████ here for a second because he killed a man in ████ Reno just to watch him die right so like now she I ████ shot a homeless man at Taco Bell just to see him kind of run away [Laughter] it's not lyrically strong but it's true it's in the works yeah she um the funny thing is you know when someone's up for uh for trial they start bringing up other ████ they've done to like kind of slay the opinion some of these things sound really funny it's like during the trial the jury heard that once she had threatened to harm a child with a brick and made threats against people including her mother and poured water on a woman in a restaurant like these little side things are hilarious
7:34 diminish her character character yeah yeah it can be lady cash it's like Snoop Dogg after he had that murder case he had the ████ song and he came out with that album but it was the case that they gave me and then so she could do that ████ too and it might be saving her career yeah yeah hey if you're watching this you should be her lawyer I will manage her name's Katie Quackenbush go ahead and talk Katie quacking Bush she used to be a rapper now that's her real name that's her real name we're gonna Rebrand it yeah we need to get a stage name quack attack we're gonna call it the quack attack all right yeah and then pat pat quack attack okay and you your your whole genre now is like well country is almost like Hip-Hop Hip-Hop it's just white people talking about like ghetto white people and mud white people and driving they even have rapping sometimes in country music yep I
8:26 mean and then all she's got to do now is just be the lady Johnny Cash as I have been saying there you go Katie that's your answer yeah that's how you figure it out we'll just talk about gangster ████ you're welcome I honestly think anybody in the world can write a country music song it's like it's the easiest ████ ever to write a lot of stuff about trucks t-shirt yeah it's fun though do you like country she's only 32. no I hate country it's awful I'm a Bluegrass kind of guy and I don't think it's the same you like that plane gas is great yup I love it if she's complaining about the social part of that she could just like chill in jail that's true she's out she's free chill in jail you know what I mean it's like she's off the hook like that's crazy great alternative 11 and a half months of just probation yeah I want to know more about the story about her threatening a kid with a brick that's
9:17 what was more interesting I don't want to know what she ordered to talk about after that incident the number three the chalupa she always goes I I don't know I'm sure that's what people were discussing in jury deliberation what did you order I'm gonna look up if Taco Bell's number three is really true it's a rebranding one of her songs should be called chalupa bullets chalupa bullets and how she got a street cred from shooting somebody some guy outside of Taco Bell street cred that's album Number Two that's pretty I'm still really I'm duck hunting at Taco Bell can we hear one of our tracks like a snake reckless endangerment
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