0:00 thank you [Music] guys ready for something that is going to be known as the old Spanish loophole Spanish are we talking about Shakira whoa dude that's crazy what's Shakira do she's a loophole she's going through like uh she's red flag right now by the IRS all right of Spain oh yeah oh she's Spanish yeah I was Spain from 2012 to 2014 apparently tax evasion around 24 million dollars worth of income or something like that holy ████ but she's she's contesting it because she's like numb I ████ do all ████ the right way so it's gonna go to court okay well I mean maybe the person she assigned to do it the right way didn't do it the right way she's like it's not just my hips that don't lie I'm talking I'm talking about I'm talking about me as well I understand that that's not the article
0:52 though so where are we going all right so you got this guy he's a worker in Spain he works in some office gets pretty uh gets pretty upset with his bosses and his co-workers decides to shoot the place up oh my God wow straight to that huh shoot takes out three of his co-workers a cop comes in tries to arrest him shoots that cop no fatalities though he sucks at shooting the coffee yeah it's all all ankle shots target practice the cop that finally takes him down actually shoots him and paralyzes him so now this guy's a paraplegic he's gonna face his charges the court tells him hey there's one way that you can avoid all charges and that's if you legally kill yourself last year they changed the law where in Spain you you're allowed the right to
1:44 euthanasia wait self use euthanasia but you have to have a condition or be in some physical uh constraint that makes it difficult or like painful to live but which he does qualify but isn't he handy capable like isn't that isn't this actually kind of power Waters wait can we um I don't know if the information is there but can we like weigh out his decision like what are his charges or what is he up to face versus uh killing himself yeah they're pretty bad Chargers because he shot a cop first of all even just that dude he's done he's done for Life yeah but he's also already a paraplegic I think it's life in prison as a paraplegic or death either which one seems easier the the crazy thing is it's a race right now because they're trying to this decision is under appeal like it's under review
2:34 whether or not he should be able to do this because the families are the people he shot and demand real Justice they don't want him to kill himself yeah that's what I was thinking they shouldn't give them that option like make them but nobody died you said nobody died or make them stay alive yeah if nobody died and the other people like they're not like uh are they are they in similar like paraplegic type of conditions or I don't believe anybody else is a paraplegic but they are just they have to have but that bullet woman must have hurt though yeah because every time they're like ████ son of a ████ man make that ████ suffer I don't even know you can get guns in Spain like that uh you can get guns everywhere but if it's illegal how did they get it yeah like what's the gun laws because gun laws really work that's fine they do work they do work part they're taking siestas all the time just like they do in Italy you know they're having sex all the time I mean he his
3:25 own personal gripe was that he was being like verbally abused at work and then everyone just making them feel like ████ so he just snapped he's like I tried to do my shooting on the up and up yeah and now here I am and I'm in a wheelchair I'm just trying to shoot their ankles just uh you know piss them off a little bit Yeah he was like man they only give us two hour lunch breaks here can you believe it everyone gets my ████ Uncle marsupial gets ████ four hours out of curiosity what what would you guys do he's like so we only get a 30 minute grace period too it's a Spanish name marsupial you know I can only imagine jail here because I don't know what Jail's like over there but they're pretty sweet if I'm a paraplegic and I know I have to be in jail for the rest of my life I'd probably go the euthanasia route if I don't have kids is there like a window at which she's allowed to choose choose
4:15 euthanasia or like for example can he be like all right I'm just gonna go to jail and then like you know years later he's like this sucks balls yeah I think there is or you could test it I think that's why you should have to make a hot decision in the moment yeah that's what they're determining affects everything is uh I think once that chance is missed for him to decide that's like you're you just gotta go all you fans out there in the comments give us your answer because that is a very very complex human position but then it depends what place you're looking at it from like if you're let's say that that happened to your mom right she got shot and then the guy who shot your mom now is parabolic when the cops stopping him do you want to see him live out a sentence in pain and misery or like do you not give a ████ if you just die it depends if he's very optimistic like for me like let's say if that happened to me I'm like yes I could think of a good comeback story or I do my time in prison I'm paraplegic and I'm
5:07 gonna write a book and I'm like I'm thinking about like doing a tour and then maybe like I ████ help other paraplegic jail people and then like at the end of it like I'm gonna be a ████ star and then I'm just gonna like benefit off of my crime I committed and then I'm like if it's that kind of ████ I want them to die also I don't know how different it is in Spain but if this was America and someone kills themselves no civil suit so you can't get any money out of them hey Ryan can we see a Google image of a Spanish because the way that I'm thinking Spanish jail yeah the way that I'm thinking about it is if I go to jail and I'm a paraplegic my butthole's done why because you wouldn't feel it no that's the thing they're gonna everyone's like bro you're not even well feel it yeah let me get it I don't wanna and then I can't even move and they just ████ manhandle me but why do you care then you won't even be ashamed I will be ashamed because I still got my ████
5:57 brain I'm still like I can still go oh what the ████ I don't know because because you'll feel your wheelchair rattling around they're messing up your wheelchair cushions yeah why do they all look the same yeah I think they just build jails the same yeah they got to make their own flavors I think I think I choose the euthanasia typing Japanese jail that doesn't look like wrong why isn't there any culturalism yeah it just ████ Flags everywhere like Bulls right they should have like like hieroglyphics yeah it's like cops are walking around handy on Tapas everybody that's what they need they should have a fruit guy he's like he's like I don't get any business why do I show up here it sucks do you think they get a siesta in prison it's Spain dude yeah they probably do right yeah it's inhumane to
6:47 not get a siesta in Spain I think our ball runs through there too yeah yeah they do bull runs for sure I would assume that most people uh would be afraid to off themselves regardless of the situation that's true like but they're probably gonna get injected to like Dr Kevorkian office or something what are you gonna do I think if I were to honestly honestly put my hot decision you can't ████ go yeah honestly I think to put myself in a decision I don't think I would at that moment have the balls to be like yeah off me because of the charges yeah you know what I mean you're paraplegic yeah you're also in like horrible pain yeah you know what the kind of ████ are in jail they sneak ████ guns in their buttholes what about Spanish jail though ████ are crazy it might be different in Spanish you have a very clear answer you kill yourself yes because Japanese jail yeah see I told you it's different I hung around okay
7:38 Japanese jail that looks like a horse stable yeah you know all the ████ that big herc talks about yeah ████ are crazy and if they're if a hot female guard is walking by and they're always saying that's how you gun them down they're all the dudes are jacking off they don't even care looking at each other's dicks and stuff ████ are crazy they try to admit or just or they're sneaking cell phones in their ass ████ cigarettes and ████ like just the type of this you're in a wheelchair and they're gonna make you watch I don't even know what side I'm on but this is great bring it on ████ they're gonna make you sit there every ████ day and watch kids just lose the quest every ████ single day so I get to watch Quest this is my favorites a rerun
8:29 do you want to live so far that's not that bad Jesus Christ he's talking about getting ████ thrown around like a ragdoll getting raped in the ████ everything no and you're gonna be used as a messenger of some sort no no no I'm gonna be a Pawn Yeah but at least at least they put the brakes on Bart's wheelchair before they rape his ass so it doesn't jibble around you but also if you're in a wheelchair you could probably fit and you can't fit me feel anything in your butthole you could probably fit all kinds of stuff you're gonna be the new mule Bart will be the new the newest pocket in the deepest pocket it's called the prism he might find purpose it seems pretty redundant though like let's say you did want to do like a mass shooting in your workplace you've probably already prepared the die by cop that's true so if you're gonna like get caught dying doesn't seem like much of a looming threat it's like yeah I would have died anyway but you shot me in the C5 that's the legislation anybody
9:20 who chooses ████ euthanasia on the back end they're like we're gonna put your ass in jail for life that's tight it's just always the opposite yo oh that's good actually that's really good that's good man you see you see I'm ████ up you gotta figure it out I like that they should do like Wheel of Fortune type uh punishments where you don't even know you just go ████ yeah but it always lands on jail every time but then but then when the guy's like yes you're like no [Music]
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