0:00 honest question what is everyone's pubic maintenance procedures I used to trim used to I got lazy [Laughter] [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys and today we have Walter Hawk back in Walter welcome back Walter so right before the cameras turned out we were talking about how you just started going through puberty again yes that's good news dude I finally got the fuzzy hair it's nice like away on your boss what do you mean no no not in my balls yet no no but like right above the penis oh like okay yeah the pubis area yeah did you have a clear puberty a clear puberty I was a clear one no because you know some people like a hazy one I remember
0:50 oh it was see you next year have a nice summer right sixth grade comes around hey yo what's up ████ homies they came back as a man when they were 14 years old and I'm like man I mean that's clear puberty because I think mine was just like like ████ gradual yeah like ████ a plant growing against the window super slow yeah Adam's still go get I don't have that see that yeah I just got hair on my kneecaps like this past year like no for real like and I was like oh ████ I think I'm going through like my real puberty I'm 30 years old are you a real one you do look like you're due for a puberty like if I let my chin hairs and my mustache hairs go out for like a month it'll be it looks like that yeah I
1:41 just had to shave it was like did you have one I had I had facial hair from sixth grade oh wow full beard by like sixth grade I had like I had whiskers um but then God was like that's it like you're only gonna get hair so if I if I go out a month it'll only be here and patches I can't go with full mustache um but yeah no I had I had fuzzies from sixth grade but you know at sixth grade you don't you know you don't tell friends things that like at least for us we didn't be like yo like what are you going through we didn't do that so like I and then all of a sudden I thought it was normal and I remember we were all talking one time and then um someone said something and then I was like oh yeah yeah I do and they're like what you do Walter has a hairy dick I was like foreign [Laughter]
2:31 I didn't think that was gonna be the reaction I thought they were all gonna be like oh yeah me too like I got some too but everyone's like oh what no puberty shamed you yeah pretty much yeah but and then what was even funnier was is that I was young for my grade because my birthday is late in the year so in sixth grade I was 11 12. so I just assumed that everyone was has already been is going through this but no it was a clear one of those like okay you should have kept your mouth shut because like I was just like hairy hairy dick Walter did you get a growth spread micro Spirit happened um sixth seventh eighth so eighth grade I was pretty big like I was like five four five five man I wasn't the tallest obviously but at fifth grade I was the fourth smallest in class wow like whoa
3:22 girls boys everything and then sixth grade it's seventh I started getting bigger I was capped in the defense uh in football and then I thought man went into high school I'm gonna be a football star yeah yeah and then that summer between eighth and Ninth Grade Koreans don't grow we just don't grow that specific yeah every everyone else grew and I got to high school football and then you know people were like oh you're gonna play do you want to play like linebacker I'm gonna play defensive and I get I'm gonna play cornerback because there's no way dude people grew like I'm talking like six feet you know 180 pounds and then I remember they we were watching the sophomores play the o-line our sophomore team was Korean and Chinese I'm talking like Sunny Hills OH answers oh yeah you went there too yeah yeah he's he's like we were at the same time around like a year apart I think
4:14 our Center yeah that's super hairy dick are like our Center for Varsity but then they did all counting all North Orange County all South Orange County he was all North Orange County Center he was Korean guy 5 10 5 11. but as a freshman he's huge yeah yeah and Korean he dude he they did the Oklahoma drill where they basically just go head-on it was two versus him he depleted both of them and I remember as a freshman going dude that's the biggest Korean I've ever seen in my life what is deep cleaning like you knocked the cleats off yeah no like they just they're they fall so they're off the ground my cleats are still on the floor body's gone I thought I was like that's a call be included and two guys they fly off with their shoes that's a flag on the player yeah
5:05 smoke coming from the shoe so yeah so our school had like these big Asians and I thought oh man we just I just stopped growing and then like everyone else we were all like all the Asians we were all pretty like short like one or two guys were big but everyone else we were like the same so that's what happened to me too my growth spurt was in junior high and I was taller than a lot of my black friends and I was like I'm gonna be super tall and then in high school to be the NBA I was like they keep going and I don't know what's happening what's happening yeah it's weird but Junior High I felt like that was like the peak the Pinnacle yeah and then after that it's been all downhill after that Anthony Lee is one of the tallest Asian men I know really yeah one of them you know what's crazy I had a really late puberty um and um this was a really embarrassing thing that I'll never forget oh my god
5:56 um I I went through puberty in like the beginning or the end of freshman year of high school so that's when you start getting hairy balls yes Anthony leaves a hairy boy so your voice changed in high school in high school okay so that means at the in summer school I'm in like this in the science classroom during summer school and my um you know when your voice is changing it sounds almost like you lost your voice or something like that and you're just kind of going through the thing and I had to give this ████ presentation like your worst nightmare type stuff um and I go up and then I start talking and there's a girl in the class stupid ████ and she looks She's like he's going through puberty that sounds like something she would do though that's ████ up right like you're just standing there you're like
6:47 good morning glory happy ████ ████ karope pencil case at every ████ school man mom still dresses her at 10th grade ████ but the crazy thing is I was um I was uh I was five four and 154 pounds and then by the end of sophomore year I was 5 10. and 154 pounds wow that's good so all the weight like went too good I literally went so he went like this my total height could be in that margin dude five four hundred fifty that's that's pretty big yeah it's kind of I was chubby what because I was made fun of it I was I was probably like five four one twenty same I was like 115 till senior
7:40 yeah yeah you went to skinny boy though Joe your photos are crazy dude you were swimming in those pro clubs yeah those pictures that they posted with your shaved head yeah I was like dude it became like five seven at one at 120. looks like you could put one hand around your neck looking back in retrospect do you like that you had puberty later would you prefer earlier I don't I mean I don't know if it would have mattered I think I would have preferred earlier you know what I mean yeah because I think that like especially at that age when you're ████ just stupid right the later you have puberty the more embarrassing it is for yourself and your identity in that time I think you have more emotional damage yeah you know you're looking at other people that are ████ starting to like date and like eat all buff and stuff and like grow hair and you're this Asian boy that's like still talking all high and like oh but what about that's the reason why you got your height
8:31 because it seems like all of us who got early puberty we didn't get the height yeah so what if it's the exchange oh well then yeah I'd way rather have late because I'm dunking on you fools now yeah but hey for sure will we meet on the airplane though I feel like I'll be more comfortable you will be for sure yeah I hate airplanes I love them like this the units on the airplane is ████ falling asleep fully like laying down in one chair you know what I mean but have you seen Eunice since the puberty debacle choice [Laughter]
9:22 it's very possible like honestly you guys are at least like one of those four names for sure because that was every Korean girl at Sunny Hills yeah so for sure for sure Esther yeah Julie Julie I remember in high school when we were there there was a Jenny with a y a Jenny with an ie and a Jenny with an i because they wanted to be different for 100. yeah but they're all still like Kim or clock yeah yeah there was we had gimps now we're just making up names yeah never heard of a Jenny clock but you know what though okay I think puberty late and puberty early probably has the same mental and emotional effect although I think maybe later might be more I feel like later because you're not with everyone yeah you're just looking around you're like I'm a late bloomer and you felt weird about it but you know what's gonna happen at least
10:12 like everyone won the lottery but I'm gonna win the lottery soon so it's like looking down your pants one day one day my fingers crossed yeah did you guys kind of like try to foreshadow like what you will look like with puberty because when I started getting peach fuzz I got my mom's eyeliner thing and I started drawing it in and I'm like so that's also gonna show exclusive dude and then put it back in your mom's makeup bag basically you did it to your peeps yeah when I when I got whiskers early I thought I was gonna look like Ryan by like High School like full beard that's what I thought ethnicity shift you can become Filipinos I gotta be Filipino my second half okay okay so then sometimes the grass is always greener on the other side
11:03 um I've always coveted having facial hair like when I'm being able to grow it and like you know he could do handlebar mustaches and ████ he could like shave this and turn into Like A Cholo you could do this turn into like Hitler whatever right like that's a perfect dude Indian Hitler are you like are you like yeah I got this like man stashes this no I actually you know what's funny is I actually wanted to laser it off when I was younger what wow but what about now because it wasn't the style like ages ago like everyone wanted to be boys yeah first out of high school it was still boy band look so I was shaving every day and it was so much like I would always get Cuts because you know the more often you shave than like the harder it is to shave yeah so I would just be so annoyed I'm like I looked up if I could laser and they were like no you can't is it is it for you like the five o'clock Shadow's a real feeling it's literally growing during the day it's five o'clock it's five a.m for sure yeah that's pretty cool cool though even
11:53 this is only like like you guys have seen the how much time it takes to grow it's it grows pretty quick I have a question then because you know you have a full beard and I feel like you're you've got that like viral manly thing going do you also have hairy toes too I don't I don't actually wow I don't have a lot of body hair yeah wow all the testosterone right here arm hair is not really I have that much body hair everywhere else his face is all over my body oh really yeah that's perfect you guys have body hair I don't really have that much body here I'm like a dolphin like for swimming when the ass is a shave my legs oh that's pretty Airy yeah that's good me too I've got an Asian man I'm like Japanese with my hair yeah I just got hair up here yo check this out wow I think Chinese and Koreans got the least amount of hair body hair do
12:43 you guys know any Chinese Koreans that have back hair yeah I know two guys have bad set those people on fire dude I think they did a long time ago because I only know disgusting yeah we're trying to end their genetics dude chest hair get out of here yeah oh you should have said that wait do you really have Chester yeah do you shave it or no let me see let me see let's see let's see it oh that's not that bad though it's nice because it's in the middle though that's nice hey does Nina run her fingers through it but serious question look I don't think I have that much that she's gonna run one finger through it so in high school did you show Eunice like yeah I'm going through puberty I have none of this ████ dude you didn't rip off your shirt and be like yeah Eunice probably had chest hair too dude you should find you should really find Eunice and then like Point
13:34 your finger at her and go she's going through menopause oh yeah women love that reverse it go to her work go to Kaiser or wherever she's at that's what she gets dude she had a coming dude ████ mean ████ she had it coming is anybody else jealous of Ryan's facial hair I'm always a do you have you guys dude have you guys noticed though like I don't know about other other races like Koreans in particular if a Korean man can grow a full beard they've got one got one what a full beard yeah I have a full beard they have like any Korean that can grow full beard they've got a full beard like like oh like if you're capable yeah you want it they have to show that you have it they show up oh facial hair you know what I mean yeah that's the
14:25 only Korean person I can think of but he can grow one like that though I think we're talking like this when I see like Koreans and Chinese get um facial hair it comes out Kung Fu Master style yeah like it's like whiskers it's like yeah the goatee oh like it's very yeah it's just like I don't mind that in like 15 years for myself though like do I look like a Kung Fu Master I would not mind it's wispy if I'm for sure like like okay I I dream of being ████ you know the silver-haired fox style like if I can't because my dad doesn't have any uh he does he does have the gray hair it's basically black it's just like balding and I'm like I don't want that I don't want like strong healthy black hair but like six of them but you got a nice full head of hair right now
15:16 I want salt and pepper Bob got a lot of hair she got she got enough hair because of the mom because of the mom oh it does their balding comes from the mom genetically yeah so you're good it's not it's not it's not genetically from like your grandma grandparents or something no it's from your mom's side the female jeans dude Joe's never gonna run out of hair look at this guy look at that look more like his mom every day I know as you just don't really got to worry about receding hairlines that much oh I don't know well I don't know a lot of my friends do like I have a friend I haven't seen in a while he ain't going to wear a hat take his hat off one day and his hairline was like in the middle dude as you take your head I know wow bragging geez oh is that was that too it wasn't subtle enough it was a bit luscious bro your hair is that a perm bro yours is like salt and soy sauce so it looks like it's exactly
16:06 where it started it is that's so great man you got good jeans the only part is we see this probably here yeah but it could just be me like trying to you know pretend that I'm old but what about your cute what about your pubic hair that has not receded that's expanded that's expected dude that's expand you know what's embarrassing when you when you're on the swim team in high school and like like white guys they're they're pubes you know everyone their pubes expand out but their leg hair like kind of it Blends so when you see a white guy in swimming before we shave for like the finals um it just looks like oh they're just hairy but for Asian dude with no leg hair when your pubes expand out yeah it just looks nasty it looks like we got a guinea pig in our ████ Speedos you gotta shave that thing down and that's when it gets awkward that's when it gets awkward yeah it's like who who put a pasta in there dude you're stealing I'm
16:57 gonna try to like escape this ████ like like you're shoplifting at the pet store honest question what is everyone's pubic maintenance procedures I used to trim used to yeah I got lazy two just or just like I tried shaving but my hairs are so ████ thick that I always get ingrown and that ████ hurts like a ████ you don't use even with the manscape clip thing like that's a one almost that's fine but then you gotta go with zero on the manscape yeah but then like it's still it's still I don't like that it's too itchy because it feels like sandpaper yeah I think it's when you have like strong thick hairs you know what I mean you like yeah I tried shaving and I like that ████ was the most like well I remember the first day that I shaved my balls I was like this is ████ butter yeah but day two three four five yeah and then you just
17:49 ████ like literally you're rashing sometimes yeah get used to it though you do but it's like also like kind of not worth it when you're like constantly in motion and like you know you gotta leave a little hair that's why yeah I started doing more like the one yeah yeah that's what I did the one not like that thick I have a question the other questions I have a question Bert you said you get used to it how often do you do this that you know if I'm being good I'll try to do it like once every two weeks but but then now um what do you do shave your balls in the shower yeah but do you have a mirror there you have the the manscape thing has a light yeah it's everything the manscape is actually it's very convenient yeah it's really good I use that to shave my butt too but they don't sponsor us anymore so ████ them so yeah I use it I use a Remington use anything else
18:44 dude I've only done it once it's only because I got curious I was curious at what it would be like yeah once and like I agree with Joe it was itchy it makes your dick look bigger oh for that I just pushed the fat down that's right yeah I would do the push a comb and an old liner like an old liner that I had I would just do that my hair goes ████ long down there so then I have to like put a comb a comb to protect my skin and I just go is it is this so long that it's like longer than your penis it well it started off longer than my penis imagine Ryan shaves his pubes like a Sweeney Todd barber [Laughter] I put a little like a little Cape around it too like I just don't understand why
19:34 Asian pubes don't grow like our hair or anything else it's kind of like dreads which probably got resentment the way that it grows is so coarse yeah but it's also straight it's not very mine aren't very straight but mine's mine's my like mine if you see one on my bed they call it a desert snake why is there a legend door it's cool yeah because it's all who's they yeah yeah yeah yeah the housekeeper did I say that what I really me but like I don't want it to be like just me because it's embarrassing so I say they so you identify as a they right that's my that's my pronoun but I do a little trickery my pubes look wise yeah if you see one you'll be like that's a wise Kung Fu Master the gray one so look wise yeah
20:27 I'm of age to have a gray Cube and like so people were like oh like what was it like you know when you see one not a big deal because it's just like okay one just you know made it out when you see two or three in the same area that's when I I really start to feel sad you don't feel like a silver fox no I feel old that's what they mean by silver fox I'm a regular George Clooney peppercorn baby foreign
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