0:00 [Music] so we all how do we feel about tom cruise i'm a fan i'm a fan i like i like tom cruise yeah not mad maverick is dope yeah i haven't seen him jack reacher for the i was like but i was also like in high school and you know what and i was like i didn't really like him but then in that movie i was like he's actually believable as a badass yeah he's pretty believable as a japanese person too he is yeah he played a really good japanese man i i don't mind it is interesting to start seeing uh him with like he looks old now so you know to the point where he has to even in maverick hey he has to play older people roles kind of like what happened with jackie chan and the foreigner or like sylvester stallone and like the expendables or whatever you know what i mean it looks like he's finally at that age the old guy well you can't hide it
0:50 in botox you can't do mission possible seven look like a mission possible three you know what i mean what's gonna be mission impossible is him actually doing movement during the mission yeah i think so he's always going to have the run though the run is good the run is so good and that dude that somebody put that together a couple years ago i didn't even notice that he runs like that so much way better than stevenson he's got a good run yeah stevenson doesn't run anymore he runs like it cuts to his back and then his body double runs everyone's like a little ████ dude does he still have a wig cigar oh yeah dude it's crazy hilarious it's really funny you just switch to hats or beans or some ████ imagine with a beanie it's too late it's too late come on dude so that pronounced v widow's peak is pretty wild it's a yeah it's a hard angle i just hope tom cruise doesn't end up like rock hudson where like if tom cruise is actually gay i hope he any if he wants
1:41 to come out i hope he can do it before he dies do you think he's gay that's the rumor dude but if he is if he is oh i thought that was leonardo dicaprio not that point everyone thinks tom cruise is gay for sure yeah and they think that he and him and travolta because travel all the scientology guys right yeah yeah yeah i'm about to say i was about to ask he's a scientist even will smith people say that about will smith i thought every actor in hollywood just experimented i thought that every guy who's not me is gay because i'm jealous of them oh that too that's accurate i subscribe to that too you know i feel you your straightness just makes everyone look gay yeah i'm just like um that guy's probably gay because i'm really jealous of him i can see how you're gonna be wrong about that usually but everyone in this room is a gay for sure it's a spectrum so much sex right and then they have so many drugs and parties and orgies that like hey if you're having that many orgies you might
2:31 just be like curious and be like you know what this round travolta i'll try and you grab his dick and you suck it or or is it one of those things or is it one of the things where it's like i agree you're you're tom cruise you're travolta you're getting so much ████ so much ████ so much that you're you're doing giant orgies so big on sandra bullock's ass like every week so desensitized and this guy's dick is already out you know so decent size we're already here it's all the girls didn't show up this time but we already popped the viagra every brazilian model that exists yeah it's like it's like you're telling me if you woke up and there was a churro on your pillow next to your mouth you wouldn't just go yeah yeah i'm gonna take a bite you think do you think anyone would take a bite do you think they called tom cruise and you're like like dicaprio and tom cruise is on the phone they're like dude man we ████ really hot girls everything but you know what i haven't had is a real good strong man me too i
3:23 haven't had a strong man either you're like but i don't want just anything that was the right voice for a strong man yeah i don't want any guy you know what i want you i just hope it's not a death bed situation like rock hudson okay so what movie do you think tom cruise i don't know i'm gonna start experimenting that's something rock hot city was like a heartthrob of like old cinema back in the day and he was like the man's man back man uh-huh and then he was a clint eastwood how do you know he was telling the truth or cause you that's a funny ass troll to die by it's like yo i got one joke for them i'm gay and then just dies and you'll never know bro is that like freddie mercury where everyone was like oh he's like the rock god and then he's like he comes out and everyone's like oh what i think so maybe maybe during that time
4:15 pretty much get it right i think i thought it was or that era i'm just like thinking guys in that era oh hairbands were very gay so i think it was like except slayer but yeah and they loved it like they loved gay culture like prince dressed that way like it was like cool i thought they were so macho they didn't even they couldn't even have a gaydar was it like known but taboo what just like you know but nobody talks about it i don't know i don't know formally formally you know what i mean because liberace was super gay yeah and like that era was pretty taboo yeah well and he liked young he liked the myanmar oh really yeah he liked it like he like apprentice level game also it's it's kind of interesting that when when you look at like bands like poison or whatever back in the day the hair bands it looks gay to people looking back but at the time it was just defiant yeah it wasn't necessarily they were they were being called gay by like country guys or like guys that like all the hair bands
5:06 they're like oh look at these girly dudes the guys they were defying probably my grandpa in the audience was calling him yeah yeah but it's it's kind of like the way they call bts like feminine and all that ████ but it's not as bad as feminine effeminate effeminate feminine yeah but it's funny that that like something like that would be like the ladies ████ loved that ████ just like yeah like bts just like guns and roses and ████ isn't there something to that and i don't know but isn't there something that where it's like their their features are so soft they're not like it's not like intimidating or some ████ so yeah it's been like that for a really long time but then uh they did the same thing with boy bands in the 90s you know like but but it's like it's the age of women that are into them right but boy bands it's it's it's non-threatening you know yeah like high school it's like in the simpsons when lisa has that magazine and someone else has teen beat tiger b then hers is non-threatening boys yeah yeah it's a flavor it's a ████
5:58 threatening voice anyway so tom cruise he um you know we're all we all love tom cruise i think everyone knows tom cruise i'm a fan so he's dead and i'm kidding you tried to ████ me today can you imagine if he really got that headline right now and that's the delivery with the way he films his movies where he's actually doing these stunts i keep expecting every time you see tom cruise's headline oh please did he get like super ████ up on the last mission impossible he like broke his leg or something yeah but that's the whole story line out of maverick right this is partly why i really want to see it is because all the actors all the ████ interviews that they do they're all talking about the crazy training that they did for this movie like they did actual like flight simulation also val kilmer is in a bad condition too so oh yeah they put him in here they put him in it oh he's good and his voice is not his real voice it's ai computer generated because he has throat cancer or something yeah so apparently
6:49 he like begged to be in the movie because he wasn't originally supposed to be scripted into it begged to be in it they put him in it he moves his lips and stuff and uh literally they use ai from all the voice acting or anything wow no wonder okay you'll see why his character is the way he is i didn't know that about him they did that for the mr potato head guy too and the latest like toy story oh no yeah the guy that died they just did that with james earl jones too because there's a star wars show right now with an obi-wan kenobi and james earl jones um it's his voice doing vader which is like the iconic voice but it wasn't him recording he computer generated they just ai like filled in the blank you've been watching that show was it good ████ bomb dude i mean there's some like weird it's okay oh you think it's okay i think i just love the character too much i think i'm guys i i'm still very happy to watch it but i'm i'm
7:40 i think it's okay lukewarm i think that there's some weird choices in it like i don't get why he was like shooting all those stormtroopers and then all of a sudden he just lays down the ground like what the ████ dude what the ████ is anybody else watching or does anybody else my mom was watching an episode and i watched like 10 minutes of it and i left i'm a huge fan of ████ you man what the hell happened to tom cruise yeah is tom who's it live or not so back to tom cruise um dude he was visiting larry ellison you guys know him he's like oracle ceo he's a billionaire um hawaiian island shortly after the dude bought it and he's driving one of his ████ expensive ass cars and he ████ flipped and totaled it whoa tonkus totaled larry's car in his car while driving on his private island on larry ellison's private house holy
8:33 he bought it for 300 mil in 2012. it's not even a small island it's like huge it's like the fourth one or some ████ you know that larry ellison's worth 86.9 billion dollars 86 and he only bought an island of hawaii for 300 million that's so crazy i feel like things got to be sold in ratio and not market value he owns 98 percent of the island of lanai he doesn't own most of it yeah no he has 98. i mean he owns most of yeah um [Laughter] what i wanted to say understandable um so when i have your own lanai has two four seasons resorts a bunch of private houses commercial properties but most of it's larry ellison's which is ████ bananas dude i went there but i wasn't able to leave the airport because during that time in hawaii you had to have a covet test for island hopping
9:24 so oh wow we um uh we took a plane to just get to the airport we just we're just on a flight school thing right so then we went down you need to get some uh pilot flight hours and then i was like can we use the bathroom at the airport they said yeah and then they're like but you can't leave though because you didn't have your coveted test and i'm like i hit it we we went back to oahu but i was like ████ man i wanted to check out lanai but dude tom cruise is ████ indestructible that's what i'm saying he's never been back he's car flipped so he's he's driving a toyota land cruiser that belonged to larry ellison while driving on lanai's mostly unpaved roads right so that maybe contributed to it but he's probably ████ driving like a maniac because tom cruise yeah and so then practice stunt driving yeah dude then he flips it totals it the car is totally ████ tom cruise is fine no scratches no scratches and that's kind of what i'm getting in here because we
10:14 we do you see the ████ mission impossible stunt where he's actually hanging on the side of the plane they filmed it okay you guys fearless to be fair though yeah only because we also lived in the era of jackie chan isn't that not impressive john cruz's stunts are different so his stunts aren't necessarily like bodily physical stuff it's death defying and daring no so he'll like go on a plane and he'll like lock himself in stuff but jackie will like jump from a third story mall thing try to hold his trash is what i'm trying to get at why do you bring up jackie chan i agree jackie chan is the man i ████ love jackie would be like falling from a building and just be on cardboard boxes jackie just doesn't want no trouble and then he keeps on finding a lot of trolls right now no i thought the tom cruise i'm just saying the different tiered stunts you know what though tom cruise is hella gangster because on maverick he rides a motorcycle without helmet and i was like
11:05 well spoiler no we haven't even seen it all right now i don't want to watch it because i was really looking forward to that morning that really stood out to me beyond all the other stunts because i was like that is probably the most dangerous thing that you could do and it's illegal dude anthony's doing some wiggly ████ though you see that because now we can't you can't just talk about something that you think it's cool yeah wiggly ████ because now you can't talk about something that you think is cool it's one up anthony over here or it's like oh yeah well how come nobody's talking about jackie chan it's like yeah everyone loves jackie chan what fun are you talking about drinking rocks well neil armstrong with the ████ space there's nobody talking about that right now what about buzz dude buzz aldrin what's this guy just like paid him because he wanted to see a live action stunt permission impossible bro that seems very likely um give tom cruise's little dubai abu dhabi or uh the uh what's the what's the top building name the um burj khalifa that was a crazy one from which which one this impossible uh ghost protocol
11:56 goes where he's doing the suction cups and he's like literally on the outside of burj khalifa but that's what he does so much better than jackie you know because that's what i was really getting at is that it was cg though it was he does cinematic stunts where like it's when you're filming it you cannot believe what you're looking at like in a way that i think nobody else does including especially jackie actually especially [Laughter] i get it if you say vin diesel but don't say jack ████ he doesn't you can call mr chan for all that vin diesel's not in the conversation bro can we get some credit for justin long getting hit with dodge balls for real and a wrench would anybody talk about that shout out justin long dude familia meet amelia [Music]
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