0:00 These are the least attractive hobbies for men according to women. Number one, playing video games. >> Damn it, Steve. >> Yep. >> Well, you met he doesn't matter you don't >> You already bagged one. >> Yeah, you already bagged one. >> Oh, you're right. Yeah. >> But what if your wife is also a gamer? >> [laughter] >> She usually has big boobs and >> She's a gamer and then she judges you. She's like what if she's a gamer too? She's like, "Ah, I can't believe you play video games, you loser." >> I don't think there's a lot of those. >> I think that's like 1% of chicks that play video games. >> Why is it all on my feed then? >> What's cool with your Google ads? >> I have big boobs. >> also like one of the leading ways to to bait gooners. >> Really? >> Explain. >> Well, you just have to look like you're playing just like Sniperwolf did for years. >> Totally. >> Her dude was playing on another controller. >> Is that right? >> Oh. >> That's so funny, dude. >> But it's so easy to do if you really think about it. >> Damn. I mean >> Just react to the tapping on the screen. >> That's what we did in our gaming
0:50 channel. I never played. I just did the voice over. I suck at games. >> that's >> get past the first 5 seconds. >> This is like I bet [snorts] THIS IS HOW YEAH, COMMENTARY DUDE. >> DANG, YOU GUYS FAKED IT? >> Joe played for real. I I had someone Oh, we had someone else play. I'm just doing the voice over of it. >> Dang, dude. >> It was Cat Mario dude. >> are just crushed. It was like a meme game. >> My heroes are >> [laughter] >> It's not even real. >> Dang. >> You think ████ just dries up when you're like on a date and then you're talking about like, "Yeah, I I like playing games." >> I do think that. According to this. >> I think if you say it like that >> How do you say How do you say it in a way that makes them wet? >> to be like, "Hey, I play GTA online. You should see my garage." >> That don't make No, that doesn't make anybody wet. >> You just have to make sure everything's in the same studio and I just go, "I'm going to work on music." I should play
1:40 music out loud and then I just make games. [laughter] >> Then you're not being real. >> Well, I think it's what you lead with. >> Yeah, yeah, you should >> show Ryan's insane piano abilities then everything could be forgiven. It's like, [laughter] "Oh, he plays games? I don't care. He makes He makes my ████ wet anyways with the keys. But if you lead with, "Hey, I'm playing video games and I just sit there for 8 hours a day and I sometimes forget to shower." Then they're like, "Oh." >> It also makes a huge difference what games you play, really. >> Which Which game is the least attractive? >> Disney's Dreamlight Valley. >> [laughter] >> Dreamlight Valley? >> If you're playing Dreamlight Valley, yeah. >> You know what that is? >> What if it's easy for a girls to get into it, though? Cuz Nina Nina actually played that game. >> That's what I'm saying. It's like Animal Crossing. >> Yeah. >> That's like a chick game, though. >> That's what I'm saying. What if that's your in? >> It's something that chicks would actually like. >> Versus the thing that they're not going
2:30 to play. So, they're like, "Oh, this I cannot relate with him at all." >> Right. >> Right? >> That could be. >> I think like games like Morrowind or Elder Scrolls would probably not be a turn on. >> Yeah. >> I would I would say >> Is it what? They're like nerdy or what is it? >> Really like it's like larpy. >> You know Skyrim? >> I don't know no games. >> But what if you meet a girl in the game? >> But that's what I'm saying. That's 1%. >> Is it really 1%? >> you're playing terrible odds if you do that cuz it's like 1% >> chance you'll meet a girl. 1% chance it's actually a girl. 1% chance she'll be a hot girl. Like as you go down the list of like who you're meeting online >> Cuz you might as well say, "What if she's albino?" It's like there's They're They're out there. But it's very rare. >> Oh, so it's like saying like finding a girl with an engineering degree. >> More girl gamers than albinos, I would like to say, but just for the record, keep going. >> More what? >> Girl gamers than albinos that you can get. >> Is your chick a gamer? Would you call
3:21 her a gamer? >> No, but damn, I will say Animal Crossing had a hold on her like I've never seen a chick >> Same. >> But I was like I don't think she's a gamer still. >> No, she's not a gamer. >> Yeah. >> But I think it was COVID cuz Nikki became totally ████ Animal Crossing ████ for a while. >> But also like we went really ham on like, you know, iPhone games like Clash Royale and stuff like that. >> really shame people for playing games during COVID, though. There's nothing to do. >> No, exactly. >> Yeah. That kind of was like an even playing field for everybody. But yeah, that is a very novel, rare thing. A girl gamer that actually authentically enjoys games and hot and not socially weird. >> But there's so many girls in bikinis playing video games all the time. >> Yeah. And there's so many at Comic-Con, huh? >> Our next one is collecting figurines. >> That's like Grandma's Boy, huh? >> That makes sense to me. >> Yeah. >> Why? Cuz they're like they it feels like the guy's still childish. >> It's like you have toys.
4:11 >> Yeah, I don't think it's like a sex appeal thing. >> Cuz if that's dorky to other guys, that's pretty mega dorky for girls. >> Unless you have like some actual relationship like you helped design the you're the artist on that ████ job or some ████ Like if you're Todd McFarlane or some ████ >> Right. Yeah, that's totally different. Yeah. That's like Leonardo. >> you're just a world-class collector? >> World-class collector? >> I would love to see Joe on speed dating. He's like, "I'm a world-class collector. Hello." >> [laughter] >> I think they're drying up again. >> I'll make it a way to make them wet. >> I think being a local indie builder of figurines is still better than being a world-class collector. >> Yeah, agreed. World-class collector makes me want to punch you in the dick. >> [laughter] >> World-class. >> Cuz one is like, "I'm creating it." And the other one's like, "I like to collect what this guy's making." >> [laughter] >> And then one of them is also it's just
5:02 like, "And I'm very good at it." >> Yeah. >> I'm good at collecting things. >> I'm prideful about it, actually. >> [laughter] >> Man, there's a girl out there that's going to be like, "I like collecting coins." And I'm like, "That's sick." I like I like collecting Ninja Turtles. And then she'll be like, "F███, let's f███." >> You think? >> There are, but I think this is generally speaking. >> I think you you could meet them at an anime anime convention or something. >> Yeah. >> You don't think there's autistic ass ████ out there that'll suck your dick because they go, "Finally a man that's into what I'm into." >> Yeah, dude. Joe, if you go to the world-class collectors convention and find >> Oh, yeah. There's hella ████ there. >> I think if you're watching Love on the Spectrum, you're going to see some of that. >> Oh, yeah, for sure. >> Here's my point is there's a ████ groupie for everything in this world. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, we're just talking about how much more dry it is. >> You want a boring-ass basic ████ that
5:52 just ████ does nothing but drink on the weekends? She's going to think this ████ is lame. I want a unique girl. >> Okay. All right. >> Or world-class collector of alcohols on the weekend. >> [laughter] >> All right, next one is magic tricks. >> ████ >> Cuz you just don't love magic tricks. >> I think that's ████ >> David Blaine gets so much ████ >> That one I don't know about that one. >> know about that one. >> That's weird, right? >> if you actually have magic tricks >> to a point where you have magic tricks >> Think about like >> And dope magic tricks. >> what the average magic trick probably is though. It's probably that stupid cup thing. >> Oh, yeah, when you do the averages, I can see that being a >> do hocus pocus ████ then no. >> Like the three ball thing. >> you're like ████ like this and then you go, "What the ████ are these?" And then her panties and her panties are gone. She's like, "What the f███?" >> think they would get annoyed as ████ She's like, "Come on, give me my ████ panties back." >> That is true. It's It's all about your
6:43 execution. We had We had a homie that um he's really really good magician. His tricks are really ████ good. He does like close-up magic. >> Yeah. >> This fool's always ████ nervous when he does it. His hands are shaking. I'm just like, "F███ this guy, dude. This sucks." >> [laughter] >> But the tricks are amazing. But his delivery is like he's ████ scared. He's all ████ up. >> Unconfident magician is one of my favorite things. >> It's that, you know what I mean? >> But every single time I've seen someone pull magic, all the girls in the room like, "Oh my god, it's so cool." And then he gets attention. >> Yeah, but they're not riding him. >> No, they don't Exactly. >> It's cuz they didn't pull out the panties. >> they think it's cool, but they don't want the guy back home working work shopping magic at the dinner table. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Like, "Oh, dude, he's ████ doing it." Like, pulling the table cloth out. Like, "God damn it. >> [laughter] >> Can't he just be normal?"
7:34 >> It's all about if you've made it anyway. Like if Savio Joseph's on stage, but thousands of people cheering, they don't even need to see the trick. >> Yeah. >> They like him. They're going to ████ them. >> They see other women watching and giving attention. >> don't like a guy in the process of becoming a magician. >> up and coming magician. >> [laughter] >> But they don't want THEY DON'T WANT UP and coming nothing. >> I do magic. Where? Thursday Promenade. >> [laughter] >> Up and coming nothing. >> Some up and comings I think have sex appeal. >> Like what? >> Like if they're a race car driver up and coming you're you're trying to make it. >> Oh. >> You're in F4 right now. >> Yeah. >> Up and coming model you're already hot. >> Yeah. >> But if you're like up and coming collector or what >> [laughter] >> Like just if you own the one of on Michael Jordan rookie card >> You can up and COMING [laughter] COLLECTOR. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN UP AND COMING a collector. You either collect or you don't. >> I'm not quite world class yet.
8:24 >> Well you got to trade up, right? Like you start with things that are like 10 bucks, 20 bucks, a and then finally you go >> Let me collect you. >> Finally you have a thing that's a million dollars, right? Then they're okay he is a world class collector. >> That's got to be number one on the list. >> Up and coming collector. [laughter] >> I'd rather be called a homosexual than a world class collector. >> Would you rather run for mayor? >> That's not a mayor that's not a mayor thing. >> I'm just wondering. >> [laughter] >> What's mayor all about that? >> I don't know why I got all defensive. He's just being dumb. >> All right, what's next? What's next so we can exonerate this guy? >> Online trolling. It's kind of a weird one. >> Oh cuz you're like a basement dweller keyboard warrior? >> I guess. >> So just like a Redditor? >> I think it depends on the trolling that you do. >> Yeah. >> Like Joe on NextShark is pretty hot. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's pretty funny. >> They haven't been popping up on my feed. >> Yeah, they >> Maybe they blocked me cuz I kept ████
9:15 with [laughter] them so hard. >> you from commenting, yeah. >> But hey, look it up. >> No, I haven't seen it either. I haven't seen a single NextShark thing. >> posting. >> Maybe Asians are fine now. >> Yeah, you probably it's probably all good now. >> Probably no issues in the community. >> [laughter] >> That's what's funny about it is there's always going to be something. >> care about the Rick Choo thing enough. >> Yeah. >> All right, next one's gambling. >> I get that. >> It could be pretty crazy. >> Cuz you go you go wreck your home. >> Same thing, if you're an up-and-coming [laughter] gambler. >> What if you're a world-class gambler? >> Well, then at that point >> Yeah, but then like it's like a sexy job. Like, what do you do? Like, I'm a ████ poker player. >> Yeah, it's only sexy if you're a millionaire. >> gamblers. I mean, they're poker player. >> I know a guy who sports bets for a living, and it's pretty cool that he can say that. >> To guys. >> But generally like that's that's a trope, right? Like a dude that just >> It's not good, yeah. >> lives on the road. He gambles. He's got
10:07 the money. He's like a rockstar. >> Saying professional gambler is crazy, but if you were like, I'm professional poker player, there's something a little bit cooler about that. >> Definitely. >> Yeah. >> Than a gambler? >> Mhm. >> Next one's building model trains. >> That's sad. But that's you know, that's not that one's not fair. >> That's universally bad. >> But you know why that's not fair? Because most of the people in that scene are married with really nice families. >> Like they're like older guys. >> It's like old lonely dudes, yeah. >> I feel like it's something you get into later in life. >> Yeah. >> But those guys are like they have families and ████ They're like, you know, like the ████ dad in Family Ties. That actor, he's like the number one train collector guy. >> Is he really? >> Yeah. >> Dude, I want to do that. You know what'd be sick is having like a train track all around, and then [snorts] it just while we're filming it's just choo choo. And it's just going around like >> You sound like you have people locked up in your basement. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You sound like you jack off on people.
10:57 >> I sound like a child. That sounds fun. >> If you're into trains as a single guy, then it's bad. But if you're married and you're into trains, that's cool. >> Then you're running away from your family. >> Cuz if you're seeing going to you bring a chick over, >> [laughter] >> and it's a choo choo, they're going to be like, what the ████ >> What if it's What if it's bringing the condom, though? >> My grandpa had a train that went around. It went around the room like that. Like upper It was >> And it's fun for kids, right? Like cuz >> But after the kids, I think it's fine. >> Lex is already a grandpa. He's got generations of kids. Like he's already done his job. >> we weren't allowed to touch it. >> No, yeah. They take it mad serious, yeah. >> But is that Is that the the grandpa that killed ████? >> Yeah. >> That's different. Then you're like, oh, he has a soft side. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, he's killed people. If you killed people, you're allowed to play with trains, for sure. >> Oh, that's cool. It's like, thank god he's playing with trains. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I feel like if you want to do some weird ████ as long as you killed somebody one time, then you can do anything you want.
11:48 >> be a world-class collector. >> Yeah, for sure. >> you're a up-and-coming you could be a up-and-coming collector if you were once a murderer. >> yeah. If you're like let's say you're a ex-con cholo, right? You got ████ teardrops tattooed on your eye. >> And now you like water >> You have s█████ magic tricks, I think people would be like, oh, he's, you know, he's just in the rehab reform program. >> You could play with My Little Ponies and you'd be good. >> Dude, instead of the red balls, they're just three bullets though. You're scared every single time he wants to show you a trick. >> Yeah, but you're like, he's reforming himself. >> the MS-13 into Norteños. >> [laughter] >> But what if you just like the neighborhood kids and you want them to come over so you can impress them? >> That's scary. If it's for kids >> This guy is not a pedophile? >> We're talking about sex appeal right now. You're talking about alluring kids over to perform for them. >> Joe's like, what if you play a piccolo and kids start [laughter] following you? >> Like what >> But but but but isn't that like, oh,
12:38 he's fatherly, like he's he's husband material? >> As long as you're wearing a leotard you're >> Dude, there's a thin line between husband material and and trying to lure kids. >> No, but like, I mean, that's the same thing as like in the movies when you save a cat, they go, oh, this guy's a good guy, you know? So like, that's like me, like I want to attract kids cuz I like making them happy. And when they come over my house and they see the train set, and >> And they're like, that's ████ sick, man. You have the coolest like neighbor in the world. And then like, I'm like, that's right. He's like, Michael Jackson with >> That's when you slowly lock the door behind them. Is Joe on the list? >> I think this video is Joe just being very defensive. >> [laughter] >> That's all my hobbies, man. ████ they're ████ attacking me. >> What about taxidermy? That's the next one. >> Taxidermy? Taxidermy most Do girls all the girls know what that ████ is? >> That's built in. I know, right? >> Like a ████ deer head on your ████
13:28 wall? >> That seems like a personal attack. I like feel like those street interviews would would spell taxidermy. They don't even ████ know. >> [laughter] >> I never even thought about doing taxidermy. >> should be before taxidermy. That's true. Who's needing taxidermy? >> I don't know, dude. It's probably it's relatable now. >> Well, it's like hunters, right? >> How were there even two in one city? >> hire the taxidermist, [laughter] right? They kill the buck and then they they stuff the buck. But if you're the buck stuffer? >> Are there taxidermists in metropolitan areas? >> [laughter] >> Or they just doing pigeons? >> a South Dakota person's list. >> You know what I thought was pretty cool though? Have you guys ever seen like those big old I don't know if it's actually taxidermy, but they'll have like big tuna and ████ that's like like someone made like >> Oh, the one that goes don't go my heart. >> [laughter] >> No, like when you go to like a sushi restaurant, it's just a massive like
14:19 taxidermy tuna. I was like, I want that in my house. >> But is that is that unfuckable? >> But you're not the one making it. I think if you're the one like >> it? >> See? >> That's a collector [laughter] that's >> They're tuna collector. >> Who's the collector of taxidermy? >> But if you're up-and-coming and you just have like a ████ eel or something. >> Oh, that's not old [laughter] fish taxidermy. >> The next one is comic book collecting. >> Comic book? >> That I don't know, dude. No, I wouldn't say that's real. No, cuz that community's pretty freaking strong and it crosses over with like Pokémon and everything. It's like one thing. It's pretty ████ hot, man. >> Yeah, I don't think that's full-on dryness. >> I think those dudes are just ████ happy and women probably hate that. >> [laughter] >> That's the reason why they're trying. >> And the last one is bird watching, which I think is weird in any I think it's just weird. I think bird watching is strange. >> It's it's unfortunate that that's seen
15:10 as weird. >> I didn't even know that that's made the list. >> So like zen. Like if you're just looking out your window at hummingbirds, it's not the same thing as like having binoculars and like going to some place to >> But what if they're looking at special species? Is that whack? >> Did you what you just said? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]
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