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Nick Gets Pranked During Dynamite Article

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0:00 thank you [Music] in the realm of funny jokes that are not very good there is a finish man uh who reportedly stored 12 kilos or 26.5 pounds of dynamite in two cars belonging to a friend saying that it was a joke no I will it's just a joke do you have the wire you kind of love it just like the TNT dynamite he's wearing a coyote outfit Mr Beast video he's just wearing an Acme suit not sure dude that's a good prank is always real it was real dynamite it was real dynamite how you get how you get in a friend's car but is it like dynamite where like he can't he like works with dynamite so it's not as like crazy to him you know

0:50 like when construction guys do pranks they do ████ that we're like could never think of doing that uh it doesn't say that he works with dynamite it doesn't it actually says it was not known where the explosives came from ████ that's even crazier lean wants to see a picture of the dynamite yeah I sure do and I would say pictures does it say TNT on the dynamite TNT it does not does it just like dynamite yeah you have you guys seen real dynamite no what does it look like yeah I only see cartoon Dynamite I really have not really seen it I definitely know what cartoon Dynamite looks like a little red six yeah yeah and then the really long it's outdated yeah it has to have changed over the years as far as the cartoon visual goes what is C4 really is it Dynamite yeah it looks exactly the same that's exactly it

1:40 looks explosive isn't it oh BTS Dynamite oh good I want to see can you get some from Amazon very cool is it rolled like a roll of quarters it comes like firecracker what it looks like that's right oh wow so I guess so it's accurate yeah all right all right it's a modern everything that looks like movie times that's exactly what Dynamite looks like dude that looks like a product photo that looks like the Universal Studios Western show yeah dude all right check this out when you Google Dynamite yeah real dynamite type in real uncut

2:32 yeah yeah uncensored dynamite dynamite nude type in homemade Dynamite amateur Dynamite how to make homemade Simon but like you could look up how to make a bomb can't you like it's frowned upon but yeah like look at all these images if it's not red it says Dynamite on it you're right dude hey what if that's a law what if that's a law that even like bombers follow where like if you make a bomb it has to look like a bomb so you can find it yeah who was the first person did you know like when they defuse it the wiring is always like the they can figure it out right yeah rather than just like all white wires the blue nope green oh ████ dude we like throwing um m80s

3:23 down toilets that was pretty crazy right yeah that blows the whole toilet up it's crazy so it's like mini Dynamite yeah you know it's going too far Dynamite for a prank well it depends on what kind of jokes they make you probably don't watch in a car nah I'm not gonna start this movie he likes two cars here here's an example watch don't don't react vocally look in that red thing you see that red thing yeah don't don't make any sound just look in it you like these kind of pranks yeah vocally Nick how did you do that are those the kind you like are you like dynamite based ones better this is the worst show clean just look at it what's what's that what's that all right

4:14 Joe you look at it just don't say anything just look at it that's supposed to be JK memories just don't say anything supposed to be JK memories did you print that out just for that is there more yeah you did is there more is that why you were short pictures you gotta go through more yeah you gotta

5:04 I'm kind of horrified through it do you do you wish that it was a dynamite one or not that is dynamite this I'd honestly rather dude it's crazy no no don't never know only people are signed up for patreon will know what's in there sometimes when I'm walking in my car I think Ryan has something set up for me like I'm afraid he's gonna pop out and scare me and you actually did I mean it's just a mental issue no you did that to me one time remember you said you sucked your car right now Ryan's like a magician he's like David Blaine he's like go ahead and go to your car now yeah just cough up a frog holy ████ right it's like I appreciate this it's pretty cool I I'm honestly so who called the cops who got who got uh the owner of the two cars didn't see it as funny and they informed the police who briefly detained the potential prankster

5:54 so no charges uh the suspect faces up to two years in prison I'm curious to see what their relationship and if this guy's just a ████ ass dude you know like if the guy who called the cops is a total ████ ass for having dynamite in his car not knowing where it came from but it's his buddy right well he probably just found dynamite in his car well he's probably not good at knowing his friends that's illegal though that's not a nice prank if it's illegal where like death is a possibility or yeah or just being arrested for having something you're not supposed to and you're going I don't know how that got there and the cop's like sure Bud picture yeah that's not nice how do you know that it was his friend did he knows his friend um maybe I don't know it didn't say he's but it says that the suspect admitted to placing the explosives there

6:44 in the cause but said he didn't intend to blow them up what if he was trying to kill attention I think he was trying to kill him oh yeah that's true because then you could just say it was a prank even though your intention they also live in a small village in the western part of Finland so it was probably one of those like how the heck do you get died in my place like that they got a ████ up sense of humor over there is that a stereotype yeah stereotypically Finnish people love pranking each other with dynamite they have dark humor and they love explosives that's the thing dark humor is a Finnish thing I also made up of Grease of this again yeah this you want to see the there's a change yeah this is probably where you guys keep riffing while I look at the only Finnish people I know are the Dudesons so Joe just did this a hundred times it's two pictures there's five pictures it gets stuck you

7:34 got weak ass fingers bro wow this one's a good one you could also just pull it out and look at it wow yeah just pulled it out you know you could get that made I don't know the guy at the store ████ laugh you're a fan when did you do this I just you just do it online oh really yeah where's the JK one you have it hit it right there okay all right you are a ████ genius this guy I was hoping I put it right there because I thought one day you'd just be fiddling around and then you'd just be like ████ around talking and then you just look but it felt that was creepier honestly feel better to just like tell you in the middle of a prank video Everybody yeah they're all photos of Nick also that middle photo what was that from one thing I was just sitting across from you

8:24 taking photos of you and then I uploaded it to this website and it mailed me this [Applause] whatever his name is the fighter I should know his ████ name that you can custom these yeah like growing up Ryan for sure was oh dude I lived for that ████ what was like one of the most ████ up pranks you've done for like the scariest thing or a prank that you you could have got in trouble for that's like adjacent I could have got in trouble for like you know what in high school uh towards the end of the year they had this thing where like 8th graders visit the high school to like check it out and see if they want to go to school there so they'll plan all these activities for them and

9:14 they do these games we have like a rock climbing wall where like all the kids would like you know uh try to climb the wall had nothing to do I don't know if it was effective but then like uh the top of the wall ends where the roof of the school like starts oh ████ so then I filled up this giant Basin of water and then I went up to the roof and then as the kids were climbing I dumped all this water down they all fell is it really high up it's two stories how I went there but they're on the they're on the Rope yeah yeah I saw it was funny because they weren't expecting it and they're covered in water I was a senior by that point so that's my little mo was just to prank people two kids died instead of getting in trouble this is such a ████ like stupid thing so I

10:06 did that and in instead of like a teacher getting mad at me or something it caused like a water fight to start and the whole like school just started everyone was just throwing water on each other it started like a school water fight that's done and by the time I got back down the stairs I ran into my teacher Mr Snyder who's like the science teacher I thought he was gonna yell at me but he splashed me with water and ran that's so cool it was a real ████ Legend it was like it was so cool like multiple Seasons That's a series but honestly that's you know sanity I'm in the school it's like if it's as long you're not hurting anybody it's kind of funny really but two kids died the two kids died yeah all my pranks are wholesome

10:56 yeah they're not like I don't like to hurt no of course I thought you're gonna rub dog ████ all over the Rocks that's my elementary pranks jokes he gets a Basketball picks up tonight no I would do that I would do that at like fourth grade I would go out in the because you know like he's evolved that starts everyone races for the basketball to like you know play I would it would just be smeared and ████ and then everyone's just grabbing it and they all started passing it to like start they're like what the ████ it breaks down basketball wait did anybody like in in your history of pranks did anybody do a prank on you that you're like damn that was good yeah but really low brow pranks like like one of the worst things is one time I was it

11:47 was like in sixth grade you know you have to line up before you like get go into the classroom so we had to line up and I'm like looking this girl I liked I was like looking at her far away trying to like get her to like just go do stupid faces to try to get her look at me and my friend pants to me at the same time is that a prank or is that just started laughing yeah it was showing no it's too small that's that's the kind of ████ people would pull on me it's like they would pull unelaborate but there was never like a prank that inspired meanwhile Ryan's sitting at home with the forethought to be like I'm going to take it that's such a long con dude like anyone has patience it's a long game yeah Ryan is the most awesome agreed agreed no because they're too clever yeah yeah yeah yeah it's always propped you can't be mad at it you know it is very clever

12:37 but there's some s█████ people that are dumb that don't take that I think I would have pulled pranks on people that I think would be mad at me yeah Nick needs more pranks you prank me a lot dude this guy remember the electric rods one that's ████ dude that's crazy so ████ up he's trying to booby trap me there was consensual came into that no this is what happened you agreed on camera no that that's not the problem I have the problem I have is no no no no this is what I do with my dogs too no no no no no this ████ put the rods in my backpack on the handle so as I go to reach for it I would ████ get shocked but I ████ saw it maybe I ████ saw coming and he didn't get me but I did touch it afterwards yeah I also fill his backpack with all the snacks

13:27 I came home I had my backpack and I had a bunch of ████ snacks in there and then I was like here I was like what the ████ is in my bag I look in filled with snacks oh I see Bart one time he just finished eating he saw like all the forks and stuff he just went yeah doing it too I had a bunch of forks in my ████ and I was like Ryan what the ████ why'd you put all these plastic forks that's another classic prank that uh it was created on tour basically like if you get like a tortilla and then you just try to place it on someone's shoulder and then you get everybody around the room to start making puns about tortillas and they'll just be like anything you guys want to talk about today like you just say like taco like whoever can hide the most tortilla based puns in their sentence like wins until that person did that with cheese at a party one yeah

14:17 and that's what we call it the game's called quesa the dealers yeah Ryan's across from the room is like hey looking real cheesy you have to start off the first the rule is you have to start off by saying someone's got a case of the dealers and then like then everybody knows like so stupid yeah oh my God yeah and everybody just go like this yeah they do but the person usually you get is like new so it has never played yeah one time we're gonna drink with all the Jutsu guys and my coach kept putting um like I never drink and they got me to take a shot so I was like I was having fun this is like the the night before like the week before covet happened yeah and these ████ and I was wearing a hoodie and they kept putting cheese rolls into my hoodie and I there's a video of me somewhere where I'm in the bathroom and I see the hoodie and there's a mirror and I look

15:07 and I go what I'm peeing and I was like what the ████ it was like five girls that's really good you have to eat it to be like ████ you you know but they they were just hiding pornos cheese rolls in my ████ head okay tired but they got me and I was like this is the funniest ████ ever we did the same thing with Sashimi one time there was a bunch of Sashimi at a party and then and then we put it on this girl's shoulder like a little sashimi and we kept asking her have you ever had shoulder fish and she kept going no what's that they were like you've never had shoulder fish like oh dude it's good have you had salmon yeah it's like that but it's like just a little different yeah it's just on the show that was an article right

15:57 that was an article that was on way too long on yeah foreign

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