0:00 [Music] there was a uh a missouri woman hmm is it missouri misery what kind of tragedy you're gonna tell us you're asking now at this age missouri woman is it property cheap property if looking whoa man missouri uh a missouri woman was awarded a 5.2 million dollar settlement against her ex-boyfriend's car insurance company geico after she claimed that she got a sexually transmitted disease from him after they had sex in his 2014 hyundai genesis and she won wow that's dope the insurance companies paying for that ████ geico has to pay 5.2 million dollars what's the reasoning behind that i don't know
0:50 wow that's insane america land of opportunity and dreams things don't make sense ████ std is is it like something terrible like chlamydia mono i have no yeah so imagine getting a ████ ████ like roadhead and then you can sue the insurance company that's sick so on tuesday after five years of uncertainty the missouri court of appeals affirmed that geico general insurance company must make the massive payout to the jackson county woman in this unprecedented case a three-judge panel found that the judgment entered against the insurance giant through earlier arbitration proceedings was valid court papers obtained by the daily mail revealed that the woman notified geico in february 2021 stating that she and the insured had been in a romantic relationship since 2017. the woman told the insurance company her intention to
1:40 seek monetary damages alleging she contracted hpv the human papillomavirus papilloma virus from an insured member hpv in his automobile do you believe all women court documents reveal that in the suit i slipped for a second that was a really good plug for that one yeah you did it's like your car court documents reveal that in the suit the woman alleged that her ex-boyfriend had been told that he had throat cancer tumor and was diagnosed with hpv yet he continued to have unprotected sex with her knowing the risks i still don't know how this has to do with it sounds like that catherine zeta jones thing where she uh who's her husband you mean the entrapment [Laughter]
2:35 real yeah i heard that's a pretty common thing like you get throw cancer from oh because because of the net like hpv i don't know i don't know exactly the size should i stop eating ████ well she in this one she's claiming that she got the sc because he ate her out or in the course and he has a throat cancer right so he gave it to her so he was being generous but he was a little too generous and gave her more well technically so so it says in may 2021 the arbitrator found that the man and woman had sex inside his vehicle that directly caused or directly contributed to cause the hpv infection why and the ex-boyfriend was found liable for not disclosing his infection status and the woman was awarded the 5.2 million damage done in the car to be paid by geico because the car is supposed to be protection yeah of the insurance he's the insured it's like him via his car gone into an accident with her and she got an std
3:26 from the accident be like that i guess dude geico might kill this guy you can do they should kill this guy legit this is the first probably case they're so ████ they're just like ████ you're like dude everyone has hpv everyone has cars we're ████ this is this is what the attorney said yeah uh this is what these trainings why did you tell her if quote unquote if you think about it as an injury sustained while in that person's vehicle then it totally falls within what an insurance company would be required to pay it's an injury sustained in his vehicle what a ████ discovery did he have did he have full coverage general coverage genital coverage just a bunch of guilty ████ ass catholics and they're like whoa they're ████ in vehicles that's weird and weird huh i don't know or they're all like
4:16 wait if we all deliberate guilty we could cash in on this afterwards yup everybody's gotten hpv from a car sex encounter right does everyone have geico one lady's like i'm switching i haven't had sex but i'd love to rub my ████ in my car i actually think i have geico holy ████ i can't i can't believe that's a what a cool ass thing to find out america everything happens one time everything can happen and then after that the contract gets changed yeah the contract says like uh amendment x-iii no sexual favors will not be considered an insurance claim i feel like you're born with it right sometimes maybe it's maybelline i don't know um but i heard that it's so common like it's like one out of yeah or some ████ because it doesn't always cause like uh problems yeah sometimes it's just in you yeah so sometimes it has to do with like a type of cancer
5:07 that can develop but otherwise yeah it causes ovarian cancer in some way yeah i think hpv it doesn't really show symptoms in men but it does in women i think that's where men pass it but it's the most common one that every people care yeah i willed with it yeah human papalopia virus everyone deserves 5.2 million dollars in i'm telling you 95 papilloma there's a long way human your body's 60 water other parts papilloma human papillomavirus more quotes from the attorney usually injuries to passengers are the result of a collision or slamming the door on one's fingers that sort of thing but while a lawsuit over contracting an std from the insured driver may be the first of its kind this award shows that it's not a stretch for someone to file against an insurance company for any actions occurring in a motor vehicle just has got to get some of those injury lawyers like saliva
5:58 they're so hard just be like dude can you imagine because there must be other things now besides you know just like sex injuries let's let's think of some right now sex injuries emotional trauma oh yeah before getting broken up ████ in the car when we're looking at that one ████ retreat uh receipt where it's like a a server adds a ████ fee for emotional like uh damage or something expenditure or whatever the ████ you exhausted because you cried at a ████ thing it's like oh you made me like work harder than normal so you should be to charge the service fee or like the other guy that we did article on where it's like he couldn't blame or somebody got killed in the car maintenance area or something like that so they were suing the car dude like hey my wife you know she was doing her makeup at night while i was ████ driving and like that little light came on and i ████ freaked out whole car turned over there's all kinds of arguments you
6:49 can make what if you're just riding the car with someone and they said something racist to you and then you're like oh i'm going to shoot geico for that i'm sure that's racist that's great yeah that's echo ensures racists emotional damage yeah you're doing a drug deal you you you and then you got shot in the car because of the drug deal that you did the deal went down you gotta go what about all like the domestic violence cases that happens in cars like can rihanna just sue chris brown for like beating his her beating her ass in the car specifically that's true limitations probably ran up on that specific case but you could probably but can she see home depot for providing the stairs that he threw her down they were they fought at home depot no they fought home people don't even have a second story
7:39 in every aisle they got that little ████ orange stair fee you walk to that story let me show you something at the top and then shove there ████ dude they had a fist fight at home depot he was trying to get a new hammer that's it did he push her downstairs he shoved her right down the stairs yeah still still stairs and it's ████ up he shoved it down three flights so he kept on having to roll and it was three flights of spiral stairs dude he kept having to go down to the spiral standing and he kept on like yeah like she like hit the wall because one of those like yeah you know how it is moved her over i rushed things let's be honest he has made some sick music since i know really good boss sample the sounds from the stairs too yeah i think so uh uh she's not you shouldn't you
8:29 that's very innovative that's very kanye wait did it he just get in trouble for beating up another girl no way okay wait that was in the past joe no way i don't breathe like a couple months ago yes but like it doesn't matter because when you make sick music you could beat up anything you're fine in hip-hop because he was just making those beats if you don't beat up women you're not hip-hop that's what it is right oh ████ it's not r b unless you beat women i feel like there are no that's peeing on on people that's different hip-hop by the way those women knew and they could have worn raincoats but they didn't she could have brought her umbrella everyone knew everyone i saw the videos when i was in high school you did isn't that illegal because well i was illegal okay that's that's a good point and that's what i'm saying
9:21 and everyone knew about chris brown so if chris brown's current most girlfriend isn't waking up putting on ████ football pads that's on her i will say though chris brown pre-beating his music was fired absolutely fire it's fire yeah i don't know if the beating had like actual correlation to my emotional status on his music but man his beats were ████ sick do you think you could respect the artist not his like beating beats but like his like uh songbeats or his heartbeats [Music] hmm [Music]
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