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Police Bust a DrugRing While Dressed as SuperHeroes!

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0:00 foreign [Laughter] [Music] because I feel like after you know third grade I was like yeah dude this is I'm over it more like happiness in your life and stuff bro who hurt you married thank you very much what was his name what was his name so check this out this uh newest newest I'm gonna let that one sit for a second

0:51 that was wrong yeah yeah he touched me too here we go this is great this is in Peru [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter]

1:51 [Music] on the receiving and yeah dude so the cops are dressing up like superheroes so this is this is legitimate no this is legitimately uh operation Marvel it is a drug oh my God that's sick the music was was the ████ chef's kiss but it's kind of a dead getaway well it's like now it is the first time I think is okay right now that they've blasted this on social media that it's it's over but they could get Jesus because he wouldn't know the reference if he heard the music he's all like hey turn it down yeah another ████ so this is the actual uh drug bust in Peru using you know uh both

2:41 the cloak of Marvel and Halloween uh in times of trying to get closer to this drug raid so they are actually dressing up as characters they call this operation Marvel and they would move down the street pretending like it was like a Halloween parade in order to get closer to that house that spot that they were gonna do a drug bust on that they've been uh surveilling for quite some time so obviously they were able to get by surprise American guy here dude I love it oh technically there way it works that uh I don't really do I love it your voice and everything was great he's got to put us on game you know he's got to let us know what to do but that is crazy yeah so we had Spider-Man Thor Captain America and Black Widow it was not good oh man it looks like Catwoman for sure absolutely I think they mixed it I remember watching this video when I was I was looking this up and the second I actually get to that point where they're smashing the door like oh ████ yeah dude that was pretty funny dude I

3:32 did not expect that we started what do you think it was huh I thought they were just like some weird Patrol like hey I'm gonna roam the streets and then like they're like high-fiving the kids right yeah I thought it was a Halloween parade yeah did they do that like in um Oregon or something they had superheroes that were actually like fighting crime and ████ yeah they did yeah but they weren't like The Avengers they were just like their own they made up their own costumes they weren't doing ████ drug raids though no Captain America didn't have a ████ Sledgehammer like look at this photo imagine you're the dude dude sick ass bulge you're like killer bulge man right there that's a legitimate man put me in cups man well there's no socks on that bulge yeah Danny has a badge right there man what happened I thought

4:24 you're my idol Spider-Man these guys are fun that means the whole that's a real SWAT team it wasn't like you know actors so that means that one cop lady had big old boobs yeah dude she was black widow yeah she's the actual black widow she looked like she killed her husband like and I mean those Latinos are vicious that's so fun to have these superheroes like in school instead of McGruff like or what's that dog McGraw bring me those guys ████ cracking skulls and just breaking windows and taking drugs you guys are cool maybe I would have still loved superheroes if those guys came to my school I'd be like ████ yeah dude these guys are legit I honestly thought it was a birthday party I thought it was a birthday party too yeah like maybe a grand entrance you know because you saw you saw the little like what do you what do you call that doorway where it's just

5:14 I don't know the beads yeah well not the beads but they had like some sort of I don't know yeah like some fashion words yeah and it said happy birthday or something right those are Latinos trying to be fancy said welcome Spider-Man Inca Cola yeah dude doesn't clarify the drugs but let's just assume that uh it's uh it's a cigarette it's right there illegal cigarettes my boy okay now please discover 3250 small packages containing cocaine paste which is a basis extract of the coca leaf and 287 bags of cocaine as well as 127 bags of marijuana marijuana yeah

6:06 cocaine yeah but the funniest part to me are the costumes they look like you just went to Target and you bought it from the Halloween aisle yeah it looked weird and they didn't have their size yeah either way it worked you know what I'm saying the speaker was the best part because like they didn't really need to do that right they they put that in the front seat with them you know what I mean they had to play the music they're like almost like cumbersome speaker too yeah or imagine like and it was connected to an aux cord dude that guy was left his phone walking around with the speaker plus imagine the guy who gets to be four but actually hold like a hammer that he's gonna use you know the Captain America takes the lead or looks like he can drink you know what I mean he looks like he's ready to drink has a 40. Spider-Man just not has no neck he's like weird looking these guys are hurt how is Spider-Man taller Spider-Man doesn't even look like a teenager he looks like a grown ass man she's supposed to be black widow or Batgirl I don't get it I don't know she's supposed

6:56 to be Black Widow but they have to wear masks they didn't have her costume protect their idea I mean it's kind of obscure it's probably one of those things that can play as both depends on like choose your adventure dude but she still has to show cleavage yeah she has to uh it's used as a distraction yes hello oh wow I didn't think about that obviously you're paying attention to it yeah I want to enter though so the distraction is uh yeah they just all look yeah yeah yeah yeah but this is a good video weren't you Spiderman breaks it down Black Widow comes out with the boobs distracts them stuns them what is that's the thing dude they break it they open the doors everybody gets hypnotized with the boobs oh and then they come in and just like cartoons right around this is my favorite video of the whole time now dude can we watch it again I want to watch it again where they get out of the car details

7:47 that I didn't see before because the speaker guy I left it the pep talk in the beginning just like ████ like an actual movement basically just enter The Establishment look how legit they are look they're serious he's on this shield and ████ his only job is to hold the speaker look it's getting to the aux cord and he turned it up he turns it up [Music] dude which is the worst way to start a rage it's like making noise we're coming deal

8:41 get in there dude I love it look at how pissed the guy is I just put the windows inside of a bed why break the wig I want to open the door you ████ door was unlocked my daughter loves Thor ████ dramatic effect dude I love how the girl the mom is just like yeah she's reading her Miranda Rights

9:35 [Music] it is foreign

10:30 this is my favorite this is a great way to start the day hey that's how it is and I'm glad we have translation here we've been misrepresenting you know in this culture I believe our our source of uh you know Latino news and I just feel like it was your uh Latinos he makes up Spanish words he's apparently married to a Mexican is that what it is oh I knew it yeah and then he's got like this kid who's 100 Chinese still somehow somehow yeah he doesn't know that he's met 100 Chinese yeah he's in Mexican denial fully identifies as Chinese damn dude I asked him too I was like you know your Mexican he goes nope I'm Chinese but he wants to marry his mom who's Mexican it used to be his Mexican cousin that he wanted to marry because he didn't like girls who needs them right wow but now he's evolved and he wants his mom but now he wants to marry his mom he wants to marry his mom yeah wow it doesn't Latino

11:23 we'll go to these ranches it gets weird in there because he's freaking Ranchos it gets a little weird in there I'm just saying I'm like wait a minute you're his I don't want to know I don't want to know

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