0:00 [Music] have you lived in more than three cities no what have you lived in Two Cities Los Angeles and Springfield Missouri okay that's it what's three cities you've lived in Two Cities I live in three cities right now we name them Las Vegas Los Angeles Honolulu right now three cities you've lived in just name them yeah Bor a Park Las Vegas Los Angeles alhamra Pasadena Monrovia Southside Pasadena okay just any random one or that you lived in yeah citos uhhuh Carl's Bad yeah Amani okay in the spirit of the recent events pick one that has
0:51 to burn down oh come on what damn I should have said something it like it's going to happen anyway with all these fires popping up uh do I get to skip mine since mine was like kind of close to home no no no cuz you said any one of those cities burned the other ones are going to be burned too wait can I go or is only for Nick it's only for me no no it's not only for me you go you go I think I would burn Alman oh what why the way you say that bro well Alman looked burnt by the time I already got there looked burnt it it's like when I got there it looked it was a brand new city but it already looked abandoned when it was brand new and then it still looks abandoned so it just maintains it just maintains like uh like you know like
1:41 Bakersfield it's like Bakersfield is very Bakers Fieldy see I thought El got a lot nicer no I got what parts I don't know the shopping plaza just general this Superior no it's always been like you know some places they'll build things and it already looks old oh it just already like when what makes the building look old like my dad's house was literally brand new when he bought it and it just looked like an old like it looked like a new 95 Camry was it was it just built like uh no Style just all efficient like a box are you sure it wasn't pre-owned certified yeah right car Maxx but the whole all the architecture is like that all the office building supermarkets they were new when I when I moved there but it was just already really efficient in like cost like effective right I think you're
2:32 trying to find really nice like euphemisms is just bad okay it was just like already just like it's like ████ like those uh what are those jeans called they come with holes in them distress yeah it was a distressed City already so they're fashionable it was a fashionable house at the time it's just out of style now yeah yeah okay like Carl's B was nice too like the old World style where you're trying to make it like a modern Log Cabin look so you're like really leaning into like all the old styles of construction but still keeping it like put together with all the modern codes but that's like cool old right I remember when we flew true it is cool was it like Air China or whatever but the airplane looked like it was manufactured in 1980 but brand new did it still have the cigarette like a dud
3:22 it had the ████ grandma knit like like ████ head cover thing the print look like the whole plane the interior it looked like the80s but brand new Peterson Museum plane yeah it was like we were I was like what the ████ this is so crazy last plane built in the'80s or somebody's just a refurbished airplane Enthusiast yeah but it didn't look like retro cool you know what I mean like when you went to like like like if you go to a hotel and they like intentionally make it look the'80s they'll get the best things of the'80s right it looked like budget in the80s oh and then like screen accurate yeah so it's like real like and then I think it's Amani's like that it's like they got an architecture or like they got an architect that was like 90 something and then he's still on the job like
4:14 designing ████ that's old like the streets they pour brand new cracks into the streets yeah brand new cracks they pour cracks they pour asph I don't know they like like the sidewalks like when they pour new sidewalks the sidewalk Box come with the gum on top already Elman is that bad huh it just doesn't look new like a new place n like even if you go to Fontana right now nobody ever talks about Alman like it's a new spot or like a popping spot either yeah yeah that's what I'm saying I'm down for it to burn and I think you about you don't think they got good food over there we start from scratch they got good food some but but it's not like the city right next to them doesn't have way better food you go Rose you got the same Vietnamese food oh yeah I went I went I lived there for minute and I went on a jog and then I got chased by so many Chihuahua and pites Chihuahuas
5:06 Chihuahua are the worst the pies were more like n he's out of my range but the Chihuahua will man they'll follow you the whole block what are you talking about elani's freaking great look at that it's ████ sick oh well you found a good picture you edited he edited it down that ████ looks like from stranger things yeah see they they got like freshly made stained freeway concrete somehow like can we put a bunch of moss on this yeah like like how did how do they build new things with like ████ moss and stains on it how do they get every Camry driver to cooperate for this photo if you guys are from Elman defend your city I was I want to hear I want to hear what people have to say or if people are going to ████ on it you know like if people are from Elman they're like yeah you're right burn it yeah burn it some people might say that build a new city an export or anything like what
5:56 is it known for Mexicans no no that's more of an import yeah that's export if I had to guess I feel like the coolest thing about Amman is that it has a small airport why cuz not many cities have that so it's kind of cool so if you have a private plane you'd probably park it there yo Bart in a different life was a ████ city planner for sure like for real dude the way you your critiques on a city is like very B apparently the coolest thing about Elmont is their Parks they do have a lot of big parks but according to officer Aram it's just a it's just a hookup spot for Cru you know what's on this list of of the top like coolest things in Alman is Project N1 oh the airsoft place oh shout
6:49 out that place is cool is cool place is cool but if you like Airsoft that place is probably a pop spot Trip Advisor for your city is kind of fresh oh my God you know what else is on this list sadly DD's discounts what's that and Ross Dress for Less hey some places got good Ross you know some places are better than others damn all right there's a couple of Ross is closing down in Hawaii hey do all the sensors go off like crazy all the time every day all right which one are you picking man alhamra Pasadena or South Pasadena y burn them all dude I don't know when South Pasadena starts and ends dude I just you got to you got to burn out hamur dude why yeah I think I don't think you have a choice you have to burn on bro because especially like all the Chinese people Chinese are like a virus you know me you can get rid of them
7:40 W continue continue continue and he can say that cuz he's Chinese and throw your heart at him like but but what a virus does is it comes in to a spot like a host and then it multiplies so like even if you like eradicate something you're not getting rid of the entire thing you just it doesn't destroy the host though you're just clearing you we like w blood cell conversation right now it's just getting getting rid of a little bit and it's going to repopulate are white blood cells all right because they'll go into a ████ up neighborhood and make it better I have RAR usually Chinese people will gentrify an area and then all of a sudden yellow blood cells the school the schools are doing good cuz Mar Park used to be garbage it still is but they got high test scores I guess it depends on how you define better cuz your car insurance could go through the roof too that's true oh yeah
8:30 so so in some categories it's a white blood cell and some it's a virus hey but then because the Chinese folks came and you know infiltrated monter park now we got Costco in and out Chick-fil-A it's pretty cool yeah it's great can you explain the virus thing to me real fast why why you say this he thinks that Chinese people are China mind virus but then I think chines people are white blood cells you're you're teaching a an innocent white boy the wrong thing about our Asian culture okay very Japanese of Chinese very Japanese of VI I'm backing up China he did kind of back up Chinese people objectively as a Chinese person you want do you want the Japanese point of view or the Chinese point of view maybe both okay here's the Chinese one all right go ahead you go into a spot a host spot and you multiply and you multiply to the point where other things don't
9:21 have space no that's what I said first thank you you're you're Brown virus say listen can you can you put names to this to these cities so we know talking about Park before before Chinatown was literally Chinatown in Los Angeles and then we expanded so much that it took over the entire 626 from like alhamra mon Park Elman Ros Arcadia Baldwin Park Walnut Diamond Bar like we went the whole dist and they just kept growing you remember early Chinatown early Chinatown was like popping popping we like the one in La yeah yeah but now it's like that just got way too small so everybody kept going east Happ or did Chinatown just like put something there that didn't exist to begin better or worse it's For Better or Worse Neal Neal it just expanded what's up guys we got some new offerings for you on our patreon as you
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11:55 saying China woke virus yeah what never listen to Japanese people talk about China because they never apologize they' never say a sorry a virus destroys the host right but I no some viruses are not bad Chinese white blood cells what do you mean some virus are not bad what are you talking about I never heard a virus being good is with this logic every race is a virus cuz that's what every race does we all move and take over the ████ intentionally put a virus into a spot to maybe kill another virus or to make it so that the host is more immune to that virus when do you do that you talking about a vaccine those are those are dead viruses why are you Japanese people yell all the time when Chinese stuff comes up you got a China mind virus dude oh China mind virus you still never
12:45 apologize don't me and you're wearing the same thing as yesterday burn what are we going to burn I think we should burn Los Angeles out of my three was your par La I said B Park Los Angeles Las Vegas a China man w say that you would burn all of La no I wouldn't that's the difference though because you can't say what city you're living in when you say la I'm thinking the entire LA County I live in proper la like downtown you're going to burn all of Greater LA Downtown I wasn't specific I said LA but I'm technically torren it could use it could use somewhat of a reset day just skid R you also got to think of that's the Japanese guy talking to again he's going after specific people like they always do okay so I think we got to talk about emotional damage as well and I'm thinking about my own personal emotional damage I can't burn B Park my parents are there okay I
13:37 don't care and that's your childhood City or no no my just my parents are there yeah I I'd sa for very Farm yeah oh yeah my first job however there's no point in burning Vegas they can't even really burn anyway it's hard to burn with it's just dirt yeah and there's and there's there's nothing there right it's all good anyway Los Angeles has already just gone through this so in a sense like you know again the emotional like kind of experience everybody's already ring everybody's already sending in help and figuring things out it's like you might as well just like rip the Band-Aid off if you have to if you know a chick that got molested she's the best person to molest again oh my God no I'm saying that if you know if you know CH got molested it's like like she's not going to be too worried when she gets like you know her taxes that have to be done that that same month oh that's okay you know it's
14:27 like that's that's what it is yeah Bart thinks about girls getting molested translates it into that vernacular what um what city in in Missouri again uh Springfield he's like no I'm scared to say it seems like Springfield's like the Bakers field of Missouri Springfield Missouri wait Springfield where the Simpsons well that's that's Springfield in 48 states is there is there a Springfield California that you know might be so Springfield or or LA or in the process though I mean Springfield couldn't burn down technically but really it it would get flattened by a tornado if anything is it filled with lakes or something or it's wet and all the trees are like it's it rains there a lot it's super humid like it's more humid let's say if we could burn one of them which one would you do I'm just surprised we talk about I just feel like if you burn down
15:17 Springfield you would lose like maybe $2 million of the property damage so would it really like be too tragic in the sense of like it'd be easier to rebuild cuz everything there is just like cheap corporate ████ for the most part like it's just a bunch of like you know Best Buy Walmarts all the big corporations move there so it's just a bunch of damn it's a corporate landscape okay I feel like I would rather that burn down cuz Ellie actually has a lot more Soul than Springfield Missouri there's a lot of Christianity in Springfield Missouri that's cool oh okay so they're fireproof a good they are fireproof or they're already ready to go to heaven anyway yeah this is just a passing moment also they don't don't have virus there so it's okay not yet not yet if they have a China virus there I'd be like save them they have
16:07 Christianity there cuz the Japanese didn't show up what why are you asking us this crazy question and then and I don't know why I asked this question after I answered it's like hey suck this dick wait why am I sucking a dick again that's that's that's this room though we just do it and then later we're like wait a minute we think this because we don't we don't know what it's like to have our actual City that we live in like be burned down yeah we know what it's like to be around cities that bur down but like what if it was your own and then if you had to choose between damn you know I mean that was Su she basically really just had that experience yeah well it wasn't quite Pasad almost but you're sad for your neighbor it's kind of like your friend got cancer it's like you didn't get cancer your friend did people around us but like but then like if you had to
16:58 choose if you had to sacrifice like because we have so many home like places that we've lived yeah but who would sacrifice their own home yeah like which one would you pick all three what do you mean all three I would do it simultaneously I would have all three just ████ burn all three would that make you just want to go to another set of three would that make you want to go to like all right new start I'm going to go here well I think that um you could just choose one though why would you want all three good bang for your buck that's a good question I Three Buck that's how that's how thinking about it one deal dude three for one deal he's like it's going to hurt really bad so I might as well get it all over with the universe was like Joe choose one can I do all three no all three but I get to choose where
17:49 where specific yeah cuz Okay Honolulu well you get to choose an epis overcrowded okay they need a reset and my friend shows me pictures pictures of what it used to look like in the'80s and before and I'm like dude it used to be like full of nature it was so nice and now it it's kind of nice you kind of see these skyscrapers but like a lot of them need like they're old they're outdated yeah and then um so that you know maybe a nice reset would be nice La why don't people just go to a big island or something there's like all the other islands that are I know but I live in Honolulu so I don't want to see all the skyscrapers there oh so I don't want to go anywhere so I like burn it and then oh my view I can see now it's so beautiful wow di head yeah but not my apartment don't burn my apartment yeah cuz I can still see that's the only
18:39 skyscraper that's wait do you get to choose where the where the fire perimeter ends too yeah yeah you just got to put a blue roof on his apartment Blue Roof blof so he wants to burn everything down except for his houses so he gets La I think um I kind of like Anthony's idea I'll just do the Palisades again like cuz I'll just I'll just rebn it that's like not even what I said it's already been burnt once so let's just burn the rest of the homes that that survived there are still like six houses that are up over there the job rage bait this question let's double tap there's still chimneys that are standing up let's just roast those things is there a where we get burn bricks when's this video being uploaded is it like too soon this is one of the later uploads there's no too soon and just let me edit
19:30 it and it'll get up like 2 months later no matter when we upload this something just burned down that's true I think it's a Hot Topic actually because hey too soon too soon cuz isn't it the 405 burning the uh there's another Fire magic Yeah by but well that one too the Hughes Fire but there's another one you're talking about right 405 like office of pulit or some ████ right is that what they're calling it I think so so it's just like dude literally every major city that everybody's interested in are starting to understand how often we're having them out here well also I think in La every summer there is a neighborhood in like Monrovia that gets burnt every year yeah and then there's other places like there was that one town in in central Cali the whole ████ town burnt down remember 3 years ago or something we always get PE places
20:20 that burn is what I'm saying so we're kind of jaded it's like yeah it sucks has there ever been a fire like not on the Edge of LA but like anywhere centralized is that even possible really not too much I mean it's at the end of the day it really comes down to again the perfect conditions of fire so like it has to have enough brush and it has to have enough wind for the Embers to carry where like firefighters can't stop it and then if it's going to be in the middle of La where there's a neighborhood like somebody just needs to straight up start that fire outside messages I got from people in Missouri being like are you safe or whatever and it's just like no matter how far I can I'm like 30 mil from the fire guys if it was Central LA I think Anthony would would recommend it to being on all the CH all the Chinese neighborhoods cuz he wants sgv burnt down Japanese people because he he doesn't like Chinese people so I lived at Little Tokyo that's
21:10 why I want that area to burn first I lived in Little Tokyo and I think the surrounding areas need to burn because why don't she move to the Midwest yeah cuz I'm tired of ho people jacking out that's why I moved out yeah oh they're jacking off in front of you all the time I'm just trying to burn a place he's trying to burn the people he wants to burn all of San Gabriel Valley cuz he's tired of all three of the Cities he lives in just to see them all burn I feel like a dad and his like two kids be like but he was bur on this one trying to out bat each other have you guys seen that video where it's like this dude is like Mexicans can have fun anywhere yeah when they're like drinking beers and stuff and partying well this one it was this Hispanic guy I think he's helping put the fires out uhuh and then there was still like on the mountain side there was still some Flames so he threw a Grill over the flame and then he threw carneada on saw
22:02 that ████ and then but the rest of it is burnt forest and he's just cookingch ████ having just having caros up green onions it was like a nice are the best dude while he's while he's fighting the fire fighting fires but he's like but he look stressed while he was doing he like hey F fuing fire right here ████ man yeah I mean you can't hate on him well life gives you fire you make car
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