0:03 Welcome back to Careful Boys. If you go to Disney and you don't have a kid, is that creepy and weird? >> Wait, but are you a Disney adult or are you just going to Disneyland? >> I think you're you're like a Disney adult. >> Okay. >> What's a Disney adult? It's a regular adult, right? That likes Disney stuff. >> really enthusiastic about being at Disneyland. They're like season pass holders. They do They do the theme days where they dress up as whatever they agree on and >> Oh ████ >> It's a whole thing, dude. >> I You know what? ████ dude. I got friends that are Disney adults. I think it's weird. >> I think it's weird, too. >> And the only reason is because I've seen videos of You know, there's like little toys or things and you're just taking a slot that a kid could be in. You're You're The line is long because of adults. That's kind of like You know what I mean? Like it's it's a little bit like I'm glad you enjoy it, but like the
0:55 when you see these playing with toys and a kid can't because you're doing it and you're ████ 45. God, dude. That's so weird. >> I What if like So, me and Jill, we go to Disneyland. We don't We don't hold season pass or anything. We went before we had Taika. >> That's creepy. >> Is it? But let's say we go and then, you know, you go on a couple of rides that you like and you watch a couple of shows you like and you eat some yummy food and you leave. Is that Is that >> You are unfortunately not qualified to to be a Disney adult in this conversation. You have a kid. >> No, but but I'm saying before I was saying before Taika, though. >> Because of what you just said. >> Cuz we go there for a date or something. >> You're a casual, though. >> Oh. Yeah. Yeah. What's a Disney adult like a >> These people are committed pass holders who are constantly there. >> They're there enough to have swayed how crowded the park is.
1:45 You know what I mean? Like you're not going that often. >> Are they the ones with the patches and the pins and all that crazy stuff? Oh. >> Or cuz you know how it's like you know how you're not allowed to dress like a character when you go. Yeah. So, then they'll have these like loophole themes where they'll be like, "Oh, we're going to, you know, have the colors of the queen instead of actually dressing up." >> But, they also get as close to the edge and like they read the documents and they know what what is close to the queen and what's like right on the razor's edge and they will write they'll be on the razor's edge. >> I just think that if something's for kids, I think kids deserve priority over you wanting to feel like a kid. >> Yeah. >> that the priority goes to >> Cuz they only got one chance. >> Yeah, he's still a kid. Let him, you know. >> kid. >> But, they would probably say, devil's advocate, I'm not taking any kid's spot. I'm just here enjoying my life, doing my thing. >> But, they're so fat, they take three kids' spots. >> Oh, man, how'd you
2:35 You built the image of yourself. >> No, because the one that I seen was on Instagram. She goes like, um, "I'm a I'm a plus-size Disney hopper" or something. And then she's like, around Disneyland, and they're ████ fat, dude. They're like, if they're hopping Disney so much, don't they get hella steps in? How are they so That's what you would think. But, they pride themselves as a plus-size Disney hopper or whatever. And then like, I don't know why it pops up, but you know how like when people find those kind of Instas, like they just go off in the comments and like I just think my algo's built for like people that bully people online. >> bully fodder, yeah. >> People watching. >> Yeah, and then they pop up. I don't follow them, but they ████ pop up all the time. Let me ask you this though. Is there a big difference between a Disney adult that's a girl or one that's a guy?
3:25 >> I haven't even seen a Disney guy adult. >> They exist. They are out there. >> called gay? >> Really close. I think that they're more asexual, honest to god. I think they're more asexual. >> Yeah. >> I um, I think if someone's autistic, I could see that. Cuz I remember watching this one guy, he he was going on this one roller coaster and it was like his he would tally it up how many times and his dream was to go like a thousand times or some ████ >> Yeah, we talked about that guy. I think he went on the Cars ride. >> That's the one. The cars ride. >> won the cars ride like a bunch. >> he won like a little trophy or some ████ right? >> Okay, yeah. I remember that guy. >> I think it's just autism. >> Autistic, yeah. >> What about here's another devil's advocate take, not that I'm siding with anybody, but let's say they're like, "Oh, I bought my ticket the same as the kid as anyone else. I have a right I mean I have a right to this thing." >> But you but we have a right to judge
4:15 you. >> Yeah, exactly. There's there's consequences. It's kind of like being a My Little Pony adult. Like those are all like I mean there's a lot of creepy guys and when they have a My Little Pony movie in the theater it's filled with adult men. Like is that where you want to take your kid? You know what I mean? Like if these spaces are for kids and they're ████ filled with adults, that's worse for kids. >> Adult men with hoodies, too. And they're doing that method right here where they have the hoodie connected so that they can ████ beat off in there. >> Stupid. The China the hidden ████ thing. >> Only Pee-wee Herman knew about that. He wouldn't have never gotten to jail. Dude. >> Yeah, well there's been like actual studies that like where they want to know if like there's any correlative data between being a Disney adult and having almost like a regressive mental state where you kind of are still living in, you know, like like the child like part of your brain? >> I think that their um adulthood {slash} probably teenage
5:07 experience was so traumatic that all they can do is recede into the mind of a child. >> Cuz that's the whole point of Disney, right? I think the whole point of Disney >> escapism >> is to kind of like go back and be a kid again. But then I think when you do it too creepy, that's when it's weird. Cuz you're not cuz like when I go to Disney and I eat the food, I'm not like trying to judge it like I'm eating at a restaurant restaurant, you know? It's like the food is themed. I'm just here just for fun and I'm like I pretend you almost kind of like play into the world of it. >> Yeah, if you're eating the Little Mermaid restaurant I don't think you're going like, "Um, excuse me, there's a Yeah, it's just a little bit off." >> It it it kind of like has a similarity. This isn't the same thing, but um there's a little bit of similarity between, you know, adults that collect Pokémon cards to resell. So, they ████ take all of them before kids can
5:58 even get to them. >> The By the way, the machines are always out because of that. >> That's a little bit like that to me where it's like it's not wrong, it's not illegal. You have every right to do this, but come on, man. This is for kids. >> put a machine a poke pokey pokey thing machine in my grocery store. Always out cuz of the adults. Always. >> Yeah. Let them have like something. >> that also go trick or treating and then they grab a handful of candy. >> Dude. >> And you're like, dude, there's ████ like 20 kids that just ████ missed out on that. >> That's messed up. >> robbers. >> Yeah, that's messed up. But, you know, not every again, like not everybody that's going to do that is a creep, but if you're trying to fish creeps out, I guarantee they'll be in that net if you do it at Disneyland. You know what I mean? >> I knew a guy, so I went to high school with the cat who was always a sad sack. I don't know how else to describe him. He was always a sad sack. The kind of
6:49 guy where if you asked him, like, "How's it going?" just politely, >> Yeah. >> he will emote dump on you and you're like, "Oh, ████ I wish I didn't say anything." >> ████ emo, dude. >> Yeah. And then now I'll see him from time to time. His name pops up on Twitter and he's just constantly at Disney. And like his life hasn't changed. He's just a single dude, goes to Disney. >> Is it the only place that can make him happy? >> I think he's just chasing that. Looking for that happiness in there, dude. >> That's sad. >> I know. It's very, very weird. >> I feel like that's the precursor to becoming a pedophile. >> Oh, jeez. >> Cuz he's trying to relive his young years. So, he wants to have a elementary crush. >> Yeah, it's too >> got to have an elementary girlfriend. >> Yeah. >> Cuz he wants to start there. Crazy.
7:39 >> But, I'll treat you well. And by the way, one step to the side from that is daddy-daughter dates. So, take it easy out there. >> Yeah, dude. It's like one of those things where like I don't want a blanket statement that everybody who does that's creepy, but creeps guaranteed usually that's a feature of what they where they would rather be. >> Uh-huh. >> You know what I mean? >> And I don't So, I don't think the people who go like once or twice a >> No, it's a casual. That's a casual, yeah. >> Thank you. >> But there's people who they build their personality around Disneyland. >> And they have Mickey Mouse ears. >> I have I have people like that in my family. That's why I'm saying this. >> And do they do they have the castle at home? You know what I'm talking about where you can buy the castle in the in the >> I don't think they have the castle at home, but but but they really like it's a point of pride. It's all over their socials. >> That's what they want to do all the time. >> That they love Disney, yeah. It's like real Disney adults, it it
8:30 extends outside of Disneyland into their their life. Whatever you If you looked at their office cubicle, it looks like the gift shop, you >> You know what I think is less creepy? If you have a a a adult that's Disney the ████ out all over their socials, all over their house, their car, whatever. What's less creepy to me is an adult that's spearmint rhino the ████ out. Their car, their office, >> Or like the Playboy logo. >> Yeah, cuz I'm like at least >> I'd rather be hanging with hookers. >> Yeah, I'm like at least you're doing adult ████ >> least it's an adult thing, yeah. >> their house and there's naked ████ calendars everywhere, I'm like, okay, I get it. >> man. >> Yeah, but if you got Disney cartoons all up your garage and ████ you're like, what the ████ >> Well, cuz the it's also a strange argument too because like to us, right?
9:20 We all assume Disneyland or Disney in general is for kids, right? >> Yeah. >> But I guarantee that Disney adult will have some words about that. Like they don't believe that it's primarily like it's it's like it's they they can never accept that. >> That's like going in a Chuck E. Cheese and arm swiping all the children away cuz you want to be front row with Chucky. >> Yeah. They did build an adult section like downtown Disney. I feel like that's an adult section. >> Yeah. >> And even Look, Epcot's pretty cool. >> And even California Adventure is kind of like more adulty. >> It's meant for the adults to take a break so their kids >> Yeah. >> Cuz they're like, "I'm tired of this ████ Dumbo s███." >> If kids are there and they're bored, I think you're Gucci. You know what I mean? Like >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> As long as the kids are there and they're like, like like if you're on the Soarin' California ride and you're a big fan of that one, I think you're Gucci cuz the
10:11 kids all hate that ride. >> Well, I do I don't understand why like it Why is it so like when you have something that's for kids like Disneyland, right? There's so many people that are arguing that it's not, but if you have something for teens, nobody's arguing that. Like that's creepier. Isn't that weird? Like if you if there's a teen club and there's an old guy there, everyone's pissed. He has every right to be there. The age limit's 15 and up or whatever. He's part of the up, but but then everyone hates that guy. >> It's cuz it's more niche. >> Yeah, that's >> Whereas kid stuff is more everywhere and that's more niche, I think. >> Yeah, isn't that weird that it's like all of a sudden, you have something that's for teens and if adults are there, they have to they must have some kind of ulterior motive. But if something's for kids, then there's an argument to be had which I think is really strange. >> need to do then is uh adults with no kids are not allowed.
11:03 Then you'll be like, "Oh, okay, cool." >> I can't imagine would ever want to like slash the profits that much. >> no. I don't think they don't take that risk, but I do think that there's something to say in like hey, there should be like days of the week where adults without kids can go. >> Kids day. >> Yeah. Yeah, because even if >> weekends >> Yeah. >> Cuz even for my kid brain, like when I would go to Disneyland or if I was a kid going anywhere, if I saw an adult in a space that I believed was for kids, I think they were nuts. I would they would just look weird to me and always did. >> that one clip, you know, at a baseball game like the ball comes and the kid was like about to catch it and the grown-up is like grabs it. They're like, "Dude, that would have made that kid's ████ day." >> Not their day, bro. They'll never forget it ever. >> wiped it as a ████ adult. Like yeah, I get it. That's a game ball. It's
11:53 amazing. But that's a ████ kid. >> I think no matter what there's consequences in the same way that if you want to be really ████ good at House of the Dead and you're sitting there with a ████ with tactical gear and you're like, you know what I mean? That's great, but you will get made fun of, you know what I mean? I don't think you have a right to defend yourself at that point. >> Yeah. >> When I was a kid and I saw like adults in kid places, I just assumed they were all ████ So, I'd be nice to them cuz I'm like, "Oh, there you go." Like like you're just mentally slow. >> You could they could rip your arm out of the socket if you're not if you don't watch yourself. Cuz the the ████ strength is real. >> No, yeah, for sure. But I I didn't know that they're just regular adults. But I just treated them like ████ cuz I thought they're it was like poor guy. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And that's not to say like I'm not talking about adults that, you know, have
12:43 whatever some other reason to be at Disneyland which is like maybe they're an engineer and they were admiring the craft of it. >> they took all of what YOU SAID PERSONALLY? RIGHT, I WORK THERE, RYAN. >> Show your pass. >> Because there's a Disney adult there it's their behavior and the way that they're receiving the environment that sets them completely apart from just unadulting in the park. You know what I mean? It's the way they're acting like a kid. >> Yeah. >> They're trying to like mentally become the kid that they grew out of and they're trying to like enjoy the park as the kid in their brain that they believe they're they still are. >> Cuz there's people that's the Disney adult. I'm sorry about >> people that go to like the Monterey Bay Aquarium just to look at like sea animals and there's people that are like ████ jerking it to a otter. That's what Disney guys are talking about. Like why are you ████ turning into a child? >> Like if you Like you know what I mean? >> Brain ████ cartoons and stuff. >> It's like if you see adults at the
13:35 character breakfast, jail. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Just put them in prison. If they don't have a kid, put them in jail straight away. It's the kind that's all decked out in gear. They have like some form of ears that they're wearing. It's They're just They have no kids around. They got like a little tutu or something. And then they're they're skipping and frolicking around at 350 lb. Like, come on. >> you Do you think if they have kids, they're allowed to do that? >> I do. >> I don't think you could You're allowed to have I don't think you're allowed to have more fun than your kid. >> I think it's >> Why is the kids just like, "When are we going to ████ leave, Mom?" >> to at least live action role play that it's hot. It's like You got to be like >> God. >> Cuz I think the appropriate thing is like, "Oh, I'm going to, you know, give them the joy that I had when I was a kid." And you watch your kids and you live through them and you go, "That's awesome." >> Yeah, you got sitting in Santa's lap taking a picture. >> Yeah, that's that's the equivalent.
14:26 >> Sitting in Santa's lap. >> That's a great equivalent. >> You're like, "Daddy's turn." >> Uh yeah, so what I want for Christmas It's like, "What the ████ are you doing, brother?" >> I think in life there are just some clues out there and you got to see the clues on who's a little cuckoo. >> The The Disney adults don't give a ████ >> No, but adults playing laser tag? They're just teaching kids to get better. >> Yeah. >> Especially if they smoke the ████ out of >> Hey, it sucks to suck. Look at the score. Get Get good, ████ >> Will you hold the kid down? Just keep shooting the thing.
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