0:00 [Music] so the italian mafia oh has just decided to open their doors to gay men finalist time ever wow diversity pretty ████ inclusive emerge that the mob boss's son is a drag queen which gang which one uh just they're saying that uh is it in italy or in america italy oh they're diverse they're more progressive out there huh because i heard the american italians way more traditional than the italian italians really the ones that are run by robert de niro no because i saw it on a yeah like that style i saw it on the episode of sopranos which is a very legitimate that is a really legitimate source the sopranos it's a really legitimate they don't like calzones on
0:50 sopranos it's a very don't bring up calzones brother look into italian-american culture and there was this one very very deep episode where the italian mafia in the us and new jersey went to meet the italian mafia in italy and the whole time you know they were feeling judged by the other guys they're calling them peasants because they like tomato sauce on their spaghetti and it was just a really good like cultural observation is marinary not good marinara is not classy and they were calling them peasants what about classic marinara they don't even use it it's like white sauce you know or whatever it is it's not even the one that we used i don't know what it was and then and then they saw that the italian mafia out there was doing things that they would never do in america like punk kids on the street and all this stuff and then
1:40 they're just like you know the american mafia we're honorable guys you know i heard the italian mafia is hardcore as ████ like they're basically like you know if you don't have like prego in the glass jar they go because like you know how you can have it in the plastic yeah yeah yeah they don't ████ around huh they're like yo if it's if it's in the plastic we're gonna you're gonna ████ around with that fake parmigiano as well you know yeah you're gonna be in plastic if you have the one in the plastic but you have to have the glass jar the og tub of it yeah and then you get to be in glass yeah and then you're fine because that's how grandma made it that's how grandma bought it he can't be that happy how do they find out the mob bosses uh kid is a drag queen yeah so um well first let me just tell you real quick is that them getting soft too because i think like maybe 50 years ago if someone's son had like had a drag
2:30 queen son they just smoked his ass right that's the most thing i've ever heard about what if the drag queen is also smoking people yeah oh he's a productive he's like a murdering dragon he's a productive maid man like he's a tough ████ i would assume it's probably just like closeted back then a little bit more so yeah homosexual is homosexuality is still taboo among the older bosses um the mafia has however relaxed their rules to prevent gay men in their lower ranks as long as they don't parade it in public so in the lower ranks as well is pretty uh brady though can you still be a maid man though boss what's that thing if you could still be a maid man or not yeah you just got a murder ████ it could be a made queen you could drag bodies oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i wonder what a drag queen mobster looks like i'm just trying to picture this it doesn't work unfortunately it's not a
3:21 picture lame worse mom is still pretty private he probably does that at work he probably dresses like laura croft i'm thinking why laura croft that's a sick idea still pixelated boobs do you guys miss the titties they took her titties away i don't get why they took the big titties away i wasn't really paying attention can i be like honestly really yes what are you talking about like no like what was the last lure game you played i didn't play the game i was just beating it all the way to the videos you were just walking by the ████ just beating it all the way who plays people play the game apparently that's where you see the titties right i don't know i play the quick time action if you know what i mean the the very old one the very old one you could you get her to crawl and then you pause it so you could jack off i get it i don't know about that i get a crawl under the water you know i really
4:11 didn't like the new tomb raider movie with the wish of the candor yes yes it was not the angelina jolie glory it wasn't as bouncy i found the way they shot it i think less bounce must've been using like a steady cam it's hard to top angelina jolie though what about her tops it's hard to it's hard it is during that time i don't know who else could pass her sexiness like who would who would be an equivalent of this date of her if you have to do laura grant for tomb raider god that's such a hard question oh what's her name what's her name from a true detective she was hot he's probably not even a woman it's probably like brett man rock or something [Laughter] like that's the equivalent because he's smoking yeah he's fine what's her name anna de armas no not even though that is she was she
5:01 was in the ████ reason uh james james band movie what the ████ is the arnold barmus she was the chick in the dress very expressive face chick in the dress yeah she was like rolling around ████ killing everybody what movie is this she wasn't exactly bouncing around no time to die okay so we want more bouncy but not more but robbie she's too blonde someone's sporty like uh yeah scar she had a good little plump to her movements who's jiggling all the ████ very jiggly better than scar joe she literally got this gave him the soul stone jiggling all over them
5:51 falling off the goddamn mountain wait who's who's even jiggly nowadays no but when she hit the ground she's ████ jiggling all over the ████ place jiggly's not in right now that's crazy i think they're all on tick tock no it's not on hollywood the chick from the chick from true detective oh she was in baywatch as well well i like baywatch anderson no no the new baywatch uh something somebody's real yes alexandria something but she's who is she she's close she's close huh who is she in true detective she's bouncing all over the phone oh she's the one that's married to ████ woody harrelson right or she was like digging woody harrelson alexandra d'addario yeah she don't look like a tomb raider to me she does it sporty bruh dyer hair brown you ████ idiot she doesn't look sporty she doesn't oh she's not supporting she's in baywatch ████
6:41 jiggling bouncing yeah dude she's ████ bouncing out of that tower i mean i mean maybe not the best angle she was like double dribbling all over the place [Laughter] they're sick you guys are sick ████ the harlem ████ globetrotters well who else did not like olivia wilde i like living a while because it looked like not super bouncy jiggly but like very talented look i'll put it like this i'm not hearing like wow with olivia wilde on screen that's all i'm saying that's true in the recent years there's been a reduction of bounce a lot it was a huge reduction yeah didn't the whole uh the kim kardashian no longer have a brazilian butt lift thing become the whole meme no longer however she got rid of it yeah i think so she red she reduced it yeah it's like
7:31 it's regular now because like it was getting kind of insane like the whole family or some ████ she took the shelf out of there yeah less ducky now more ashamed dude she got diaper bugs she's about to put books on that thing she put a whole glass on it you could put a ████ two-hour candle on that thing man you know they gotta change up lara croft tomb raider and they gotta make it like cardi b or something you know just really throw the energy into a totally different realm and then you're like this is reinvented and maybe i'm down for like that's like a really gross laura croft just a different kind of bouncy result she's all raunchy that's what i mean like a walmart warcroft no like a cardi b one well cardi b oh that was more like i guess that was more like a make the stallion thing but like yeah it's like he just dude nicki minaj though that's like throwing a bowling ball on a
8:21 ████ water bed that's a jiggle yeah dude why do they why did i call this show toxic i don't get it it's not toxic at all not toxic at all these are real opinions this is just how this is like men formulating opinions and beliefs i feel like we're putting people up and i feel like a lot of people would agree with us i think they do yeah and it was a very diverse group of beauties that we talked about as well we just pitched a dario for the new tomb raider she might not have even been in the ████ castle we want her to get a job she's not working right now it's crazy she's not working right now that's a pity by the way when we submit for streamies this video yeah this is the one that's the one that you want playing is the little snippet this is the one we're going to win for like we lift
9:11 people up that's the one we're going to win better than that better than clapping for women for 15 minutes that was good that was really good classic video that's just art to me oh that or the lizard gang gangbang video but i think we're gonna win yeah yeah we gotta find the lizard gangbang video i think we're gonna win is what i'm saying i don't know where that video's at it's gonna cut to our faces like eagerly awaiting the crowd just like i can't we're up for it we have a running chance just getting news for a lizard gangbang and we're like yes oh no the worst thing is like it's like it's they they announce all the nominees and ████ and then we all start standing up and then and then they announce it's like it's like dude perfect we're like we're already standing up we have to go sit back down you're like halfway to the stage we're ████ we're hugging each other in the aisle we're like we got tears in our eyes oh my god i'm leaving we're rolling out speeches we ████ do it like first of all thank you i want to
10:01 thank my mom [Laughter] those are the only two women who will claim the show do [Music]
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