0:00 So he's like, "I'll just eat this cheeseburger. Ain't nobody else eating this s███." >> Yeah. No, I know what you're saying. I know [laughter] what you're saying. Cuz I remember I was so feing for a Zen one time. >> And it fell on the floor. Dusted it off. >> He sucked the dick. [laughter] >> All right, we're going to judge this person's straightness out of 10. So here we A lot of people question my sexuality because they think that I'm gay because I'm a trans woman because yes, he originally was a man. We all know that >> in her gay >> is a woman. So therefore, I feel I am straight. [laughter] >> You want to? >> Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Cuz I love you and it doesn't matter. Let me see. Yes.
0:51 [laughter] Look, [gasps] that is a handsome man. I will put it out there. I can say a man's handsome. I'm comfortable with my sexuality. That was a handsome man. And if I was a girl, I would go for that guy, too. [laughter] >> Yo, but I love ████ like this. >> Speaks for all of us. Speak Speaks for all of us. >> Like for real, what is world coming? I feel you, dog. >> Why can't he just say he's gay? >> Yeah, I don't know. >> Because she might have chopped her thing off. >> No, I mean, it don't matter. I mean, just saying like he he's already zesty acting. >> He's struggling with it a little bit. >> I think it's fair in that like if he never saw her as a man before and just like met that version of her and then got attracted to it, fell in love with
1:42 it, and then and then he was like already in love with the person, it's like, "Okay, sure." Like, "I've never seen you as a man before. Let me see it." Then he's probably not going to be like, "Uh, what the f███?" can throw the phone. >> I mean, that would have been a great video. >> Yeah, I think he's going to he's going to play into uh the gray area of it, but I mean, it is like this is an interesting time. Do you guys know about that one dude who uh fell in love with the the lady boy in Thailand? >> I've seen that one. >> The white dude. And he >> I mean heard a [laughter] social media thing. >> And he knows that she was a guy. >> Yeah. >> The the white dude, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> No, but there but she's a lady boy. Like she has a dick. like she's not posttop. >> That's different. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> But if you didn't know it was a lady boy, you'd be like, "This is an attractive woman." And then when you find out it's a lady boy, then that's where the gray area is. You have a
2:32 choice to be like, "No, I'm that I'm too straight for that." Or you're just like, >> "I don't think I'm straight enough." >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> I think Oh, go ahead. >> This is the rule I go by. Okay. So, finding them attractive is not gay, but sucking their dick is. >> Oh, you think so? Yeah, that's that's how you determine >> that's pretty fair rules. [snorts] >> My theory is uh I think there's what your sexuality is and then there's your horny meter. And when your horny meter is stronger than your sexuality, then you're down to do things that's down to overpower the sexuality. So, for example, let's let's say you need you really need a a ████ laptop, but you're trying to get a Apple one,
3:23 but the Apple one's out of your range. Then there's this guy that just comes in front of you. Hey, I got a PC. 200 bucks. You're like, "F███, I don't need a ████ PC, but it's so ████ cheap. All right, ████ it." I think that's what happened. I think they're so ████ horny and they haven't got laid and they need to get their jollies off. So, they're like, "Oh, ████ it. I'll ████ I'll ████ deal with this." I can see that. I I think it's like buy it's I think it's more like buying an old HP. [laughter] >> No, that's a little difficult. >> I I put it put it this way. Exhibit A. Okay. If you did if you if you just saw this photo, you would think attractive woman, right? >> I think I think I could already tell the the man behind the woman. >> Well, that's cuz you you probably I think if I think if I was just looking at her, I wouldn't think that's a dude. >> You think No, you one second. and just look at it for one second and then you
4:13 go, "Oh, yeah, that's a hot girl." Right? But >> very hot girl. >> It's very hot. Okay. If that was the closest you could get to with a hot girl because all the girls that you can get with are not that hot, you would probably go for that instead and deal with the dick. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Yeah. The horny meter. >> The horny meter is so powerful. You're like, "Uh, what what's what's a penis?" >> Yeah. >> Oh, so you're saying the horny meter is is accepting and just >> like you're desperate the love. >> You ever just been so horny you would just do anything with anybody, Subie? >> No. >> Did you ever have a Dwee that you wish you could >> cuz sometimes you're just so ████ desperate you're like, "Ah, ████ it." >> Yeah, but but I understand that, but not
5:03 with anybody. You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. But you're about to go to boot camp. You're about to be without a woman for like 6 months, dude. >> Like, you ever see a homeless guy pull out a a cheeseburger from a trash can? >> Yeah. >> Like, you wouldn't eat that cheeseburger. >> That guy's like, I my hungry meter is above the ████ bacteria. ████ it. >> It's above the dignity meter. >> So, he's like, I'll just eat this cheeseburger. Ain't nobody else eating this ████ >> Yeah. No, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Cuz I remember I was so feing for a Zen one time >> and it fell on the floor, dusted it off, >> and he sucked the [laughter] dick. That's crazy, man. [laughter] >> Oh ████ >> I was feeding for one so bad I just sucked the dick >> and then bought one. >> No, cuz I see the struggle in him. >> You know what I mean? Like you can see where his heart's at and you can see where his sexuality is at. I see the
5:54 struggle. There's nothing wrong with her. >> Nothing wrong. >> If someone else was someone out there was just like, I I'm I'm gay. I like her. Totally cool. There's no struggle. But you feel the struggle in that guy. You can feel >> No, you know what it is? I actually think that I see not that much struggle in him. That's why he's okay with it. Really? >> Yeah. >> I I I think I think I see the struggle >> cuz I think there's nothing wrong with this. Like if you're about it and you're about it, like whatever. It's just a matter of like if he's attracted to that person. Okay, I think it's like a perfect storm, right? Let's say you are attracted to a person, right? You get with them, you go on dates, you really like their personality. They don't have a penis. They have boobs. They're the type of person that you're attracted to. And then after you fall for them, then you find out they were once a man. >> Yeah. >> But they got ████ though. That's
6:44 different. >> That's what I'm saying. But >> But is it is it ████ >> I don't But I don't know. That's That's where the horniness. >> And the same thing. It's It's It'd be like, let's say you fall in love with this chick and then you found out they've been in jail and they were essay on kids. Now it depends. Where's your horny meter at? >> Well, no, that's different. That's harm. That's harm to other people. >> That's completely different. That's harm to other people now. >> No, but if you're horny enough, but Bart's saying >> you would do it. >> Yeah, you're the homeless guy in the garbage can. >> It's the the the way I I'm So, I'm zooming out and it's you have a framework of what you think you like. >> Yeah, I get I I totally understand. I'm just saying we can't we can't compare like child molesters to like transgender people. >> We just We just did. Well, I'm trying to make I'm trying to draw a parallel where like I think once you're horny so much
7:35 and I do sense the struggle that whatever framework he was, he's like, "Ah, I'm missing a corner. ████ it. I was looking for a square, but I got a triangle. That's fine." >> You know, you know what I think it is is just he's a closeted gay dude and he he gets the best of both worlds. >> Okay. >> He's like, "Women would be so perfect if they had a dick." >> And then he gets what he wants. >> But he's not proud. That's the thing. He's there's a struggle with them. >> Oh, he's You mean he's struggling? You can feel it. He's not Yeah. He's not like, "Hell yeah, I got best of both worlds." >> He's like, "Do you want to see do would you like to see a picture of me before?" And [laughter] then he's like, "Uh, >> you think it's real or you think he's content farming?" >> Content farming because >> I think it's kind of legit. >> I think he's There's a struggle. >> He clearly seems gay. Like, yeah, but he's not outwardly. I think there's a struggle. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's a
8:25 closeted gay guy, right? Yeah. He's He's He's struggling. Well, also I think him doing this okays himself to go with like other dudes now >> because he has to convince himself, >> right? He's constantly but at the end of the day, there's not a problem with what he's doing, but trying to explain that he's not gay, >> that's the issue right now. >> But my gayar was off the charts when he started talking. >> Well, he's not saying he's not gay. >> Yeah. He's just saying that he >> is straight. >> No, he's he [laughter] he's just saying that like >> he's straight, right? He's >> he fell for this chick before he knew she was a man, but he loves her. So, >> yeah. And then the crazy part is he didn't he didn't even see what she looked like >> before. >> Until now. >> Right now. >> Yeah. Until we found out. We found out when he found out. >> The coolest ████ about this though is that everybody wants to watch UFC, right? So, like there's no like, "Oh,
9:16 babe, like I'm going to go watch UFC with the boys." Like, hey, like you're not going without me, babe. >> Yeah, [laughter] that's that's cool, >> right? And like you everyone wants to watch the Transformers movies. Everyone wants >> There's some wins. Yeah. And in the in the wise words of Bart, like all dudes just want like a best friend with a ████ >> A squishy one. >> Yeah. And boob. And boobs. >> And boobs. >> And And let's be honest, if that fool ever had to get into a fight, >> you can count on her. >> That's what I'm saying, dude. Not bad. >> She got some memb bones. >> And you could trade clothes. >> Yep. >> Hey, she could help you move a couch. >> Yeah. Babe, can you get the other side? Hey, >> you guys could move. You guys could move your whole house together easily. Hey She can help you move a car. >> What the ████ >> There you go. >> How? >> She can help you detail a car. >> No, you know when you push when sometimes I guess your cars break down
10:06 and you push a car or something like that. >> Yeah. >> And then the girls can never I mean I'm not saying they can never do it, but just like just stay in the car. I'll push it. Just steer it. You know what I mean? At least she can help you. >> Dude, even like it's Sunday. It's like it's like you're about to mow the lawn. She's like I got this one, babe. Don't worry about it. This reminds me of that that clip of Agutate that when he was like, "Would you rather ████ a fine girl with a dick or a ugly ass woman with a p████?" And then everyone's like, "Oh, I'm not gay. I I I'll do the I'll do the ugly girl with a ████ cuz I ain't gay." And he's like, "But you're not imagining Hulk Hogan with a p████." >> Oh god. >> And that's what they're talking about. Like the ugly like you're still ████ That's the That's the question. >> In that video, didn't he say like, "Give me the dick."
10:56 >> He was like, "Yeah." He was like He was like He was like, "I'll go for the lady boy." Every single time cuz that's a woman. >> I'm like, "You know what? When you put it that way and you see this." >> Damn, dude. That is a really hard decision. >> Hulk Hogan with a dick. >> Yeah. >> I mean, with the Hale Kogan with a ████ or Sydney Sweeney with the penis. >> Yeah, exactly. >> What do you do? And Sydney Sweeney with a penis who can fix a sink [laughter] >> and drive a car. >> Not drive a manual car >> all day. Sydney Sweeney with a dick. Dude, >> I guess this is I guess this is where we're at. >> I think I'm gay, too. Then >> this is where we're at. >> Hardcore. This guy's got it right. >> I didn't say answer yet, but >> he's the future. >> He is. And whether he's gay or not, [laughter] I don't know why that matters, but your girlfriend got a dick, dude. >> Dude, one day you're trying to leave for work, right? You hit the garage door
11:46 remote. The garage door is not open. You're like, "A ████ What am I going to do?" I got this, babe. Don't worry. I know. I've been fixing garage doors with my dad. Like, that's that's b███████, dude. >> That's tight. That is cool. I'm not going to lie. >> Imagine you got a girlfriend that's never on her period. >> This He's a winner. >> He's killing it. >> It's a dream. >> So, this is how it end up, right? This >> Yeah. But you know what though? >> As long as >> as long as you don't like specifically want kids with that person or they actually there's ways to go about that. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. They adopt is do we know if she has a wei wee or not? >> You know it doesn't say. >> Oh, too bad. >> Can you double check the article? >> No, I think I see another video of them cuz it was going around like this has been their thing. >> They're like I'm not gay. 10 reasons why I'm not gay. >> Go viral every couple months because of this. Yeah. >> But that's that's their thing. But they're always like I'm not gay cuz this
12:37 the 10 reasons why I'm straight and not gay. And I'm like you you're gayer for saying that. >> Yeah. It's very true. >> Yeah, it's okay to be gay. >> Blair White's dude like they do videos together or whatever and uh they kind of dance around that too, but he's basically just admits that he's gay. I think >> hardcore. >> Yeah, >> that's a quote. >> Sydney Sweeny's dick or Hulk Hogan's ████ Write in the comments below.
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