0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today there's a list that is circulating. That is a list of the 28 places women supposedly refused to go on a first date. >> Oh, yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> What is this? >> Like Denny's Applebees. >> That's on here. >> Oh, really? >> What kind of women are we talking about? These bougie entitled 24 year olds now. I mean, if they're not down to go to Cheesecake Factory on the first date, which by the way, number one. >> What the >> up there, though? >> Cheesecake is up there. >> First of all, pasta Diane is fire. >> What are you talking about? Pasta Diane. >> Steak Diane is fire. >> Steak Diane. >> Okay. >> Steak Diane. Pasta Da Vinci. There it is. Factory. >> Testing you ████ Cheesecake. >> You only go to Applebee's. >> Hey, but then like high school, college though. Who can afford Cheesecake Factory? That's what I'm saying. >> So maybe it's maybe it's the age, right?
0:56 Cuz like >> Well, these are like professionals that are saying no to it. >> Well, professionals professionals. >> No, no. What I mean by like working professionals? >> Oh, so they're But yeah, that makes sense. If you're making 100K, like you don't want to go to Denny's. >> Well, it depends. >> Drake likes Cheesecake Factory. What the hell? >> Yeah. Cheese That's what I'm saying. That there's a difference between Cheesecake Factory and Denny's >> and they don't want to eat there. >> Cheesecake Factory is number one as in like women. That's the last place you want to go on a >> Okay. It's unacceptable for That's what they're saying. I I think it's a date, right? It's a first date, but but is it a romantic place is what I'm wondering. Like, is that what it is? >> The the the lighting is decent. I think the food's good. Am I crazy? It's not a romantic place. It's >> I think it's number one on the list because it's the it's the place that is like this might be solid. >> Uncreative. That's what I think. Basic.
1:46 Yes. >> But but some of us are basic. I'm basic. >> Yeah, you are. >> I know. Okay. Well, it is basic. I think it is uncreative, but I also think But I also think that if you say no to it, you're an entitled ████ >> This is This is You're just going on a date, dude. >> I'm not even crawling out of there unless I spend 200 two bills there. No question. >> This is This is my question, though. Is like is this list because it's too cheap or like cuz that's been the talk that's been going around is >> I I'm worth more than this ████ Don't take me here. >> They refuse to go on a first date. They just refuse to go there. That's why first dates are supposed to be coffee dates so they could have different reasons. >> They don't do that no more. >> Whose name we talk about? The >> ████ These ████ out there. >> No, it's a common thing where they're like, "What the ████ You're not taking me to that s███." >> Like that's like a that's like a big thing now. That's like that's that's
2:36 being talked about. If you're talking about Miami dating, that makes sense. If you're talking about LA, if you're talking about LA dating, people still go to coffee and stuff like that. >> We're all 40, so we know how this works. Okay? Don't lecture us in the comments. 39 grandpa. >> We all know how this works. Okay. No, they're about to let us so just just clean it up. >> Okay. Well, let's hear more of the list so we understand then. >> Okay. Let's just go through the list. Cheesecake Factories first, then Applebees. >> Chili's over Applebees for sure, though. >> I agree. >> Then Chili's. >> WHAT? >> WOW. >> YEAH. SO, you're already moed. >> Oh, no. No. That's right. Then >> that's Applebee's adjacent. >> You got moed. >> Chili is better than Applebee's. I can't tell the difference. That also means they didn't ████ none of the Mexican ████ voted cuz they love those two things. >> They do. They Yeah, >> Mexicans ████ love ████ Applebees and ████ chili. >> Yep.
3:26 >> Uh, number four is Chipotle. I agree with that one. By the way, >> Chipotle is fourth. >> I agree with I agree with >> I'm with you. Yeah, you're done eating the burrito after 7 minutes. >> I will say though, if you sit down inside, that's a date. >> What if it's m Chipotle? What if it's mulch? >> What? Like a food court? Yeah. Like food. >> Now it's a little better. >> Yeah. Chipotle. I agree. Get that out of there. >> That's out of there. >> Okay. Number five is Olive Garden. Disagree. >> I haven't been. >> Hard disagree. >> Unlimited garlic bread right away >> and the salad. And >> let's go. Let's go. >> Wait. As a first date, you would you would take someone to Olive Garden as a first date? >> I have, by the way. By the way, I have. >> And are you still with her? >> No. >> I do think it'd be hella funny, though. >> If it was Nikki, that'd be really funny. If you took a chick to Oliver, it' be pretty ████ >> All right, but what if you live in like the Midwest and they don't have nothing but chains? >> That's what I'm saying. I was in San
4:16 Diego and I was like, >> we'd be hella posh. Like, dude, why would you take them to like Cheesecake Factory when you go to like bevel like that? First of all, all right, it's like you got to think you got to think on like the average what like general society in America has resources to. Let's talk about those like basic things. >> I would go to something more unique and cheaper than Cheesecake Factory. Cheesecake Factory is ████ expensive. >> It is expensive. And by the way, who says it's not romantic? I think it's romantic. >> I don't think it's romantic. It's >> beautiful outside when it's cold and they got the heat lamp. >> Cheesecake Factory feels more like family dining to me. >> Yeah, it feels like >> cuz I go there I go there with my parents. >> Family like like you're like lower the lights, please. >> That's you and your family before you ████ eat dinner. >> I'm not You mean we go during the We go during the day. >> Spending more on a first date, though. You can't set the precedent on a first date that like you're going to ball out on every minute.
5:06 >> No, it's not about balling. It's about doing something that that that is uh >> puts both people's best foot forward. >> Bingo. >> He's he went he had a motorcycle accident. >> He's a DEI hire. >> I thought I thought it had to do with like finding out what they like first and then it has a commonality with their interest in some way. >> Yeah. Doesn't that make more sense when you're like, "Oh, I love Mexican food." And you're like, "I know a ████ solid taco spot that I want to show you, >> dude." That So, >> and you take them to Taco Bell and they go, "Wow." So that's how ████ I was when I was first dating chicks is I was like, I'm going to be paying for dinner and I love El Capadre. So we're going to Eladre every time. >> Eladre. >> So I took these ████ to Alapadra like four times in a row and they're like, uh, >> were you taking people that have never been there? >> Yeah, at first. But then they were there four times in a month. And
5:56 >> I'm not kidding, by the way. I was like that. I was like, I'm paying so we're going where I want to go. >> But I know there's >> I didn't know better. I didn't know better. There does there is some sense in inviting someone to a place that's a little more familiar so as not to put so much pressure though like I understand that like >> but not all of not Olive Garden probably. >> No romantic like you though. You got to think outside of the Ocron box. All right. >> That's so amazing. >> Although it would be sick to go on a date to Olive Garden if you're bone out of control. >> If that's your if your idea of humor is the same. And if you're blown out of control and you go there and you're like, "We'll take some Italian margaritas, I think." >> And you're kind of delighted by it. You're kind of delighted that you're >> You know what though? >> Can't wait to try that. >> Some of these chains were good when they first came out. >> Yeah. >> And it would be a fun date to be like, "The new Olive Garden thing just opened up. Let's try it." >> Yeah.
6:46 >> Yeah. If I'm like young and I'm like willing to take somebody and be like, "Hey, I'm going to teach you a little bit about my people." And I go to like Benihana's like, "You better be ████ appreciative." >> Sick though. You better appreciate. >> Yeah, that's my culture, bro. >> I think it all comes down to you'd want to take someone somewhere where they won't be embarrassed to say to their girlfriends where you took them. >> That's what I think the the thing you're trying to check out. >> Yeah, cuz someone's going to ask her and go, "Where'd you guys go?" >> But those opinions change too frequently. But also, that's why those ████ ████ suck. >> Yeah, that's >> those are low quality ████ >> World Star list or something. >> That's a hol ████ >> Give us more lists. Give us more list. >> Okay, so the next one's the movies. >> What? >> I agree with that because you can't talk. >> Can't talk. But but >> it's basic to go movies in Olive Garden. >> ████ no. To a movie. >> I think you do dinner first then the movies. >> Movies. Movies date three. >> Movies date three because that's where you get to finger bang in the theater.
7:36 >> Finger bang for >> You do have to talk somewhere. >> You ask her to finger your mouth. >> Yeah. >> No, I did the movies with Nikki. I did sushi then movies. And that was mom because we talked for like four hours >> on first date. >> Yeah, we talked for like four hours and then we went to the movie. We kind of missed the movie. Had to sneak into the movie. >> Yeah. And then we got to talk about the movie after which is kind of tight. >> Yeah, that's cool. Movies is is great. A second date. >> You had a longer relationship with her in some capacity before going fast. >> A first date like out of nowhere. >> That's true. That's true. Strangers is different. >> Cold finger banging my mouth during during the movie >> and then you were finger baiting yourself afterwards. Yeah. >> It's so nasty. >> What else? >> Uh next one would be your house. >> Which one? >> Your house. >> That's not a date. That's straight to ████ >> I agree. Then the next one is any fast food chain, which I I mean that shouldn't even be on the list. >> Shouldn't be on the list. Then >> it's an addition.
8:26 >> Yeah, addition is different. >> So like you're just chilling. You're like, you know what? I'm hungry. >> Yeah. >> Let's go get some In and Out. >> Where are you chilling though? >> At home. >> You're already doing ████ Like I don't know. You ████ have a beach date or something. You know, >> if you're going on a date with a chick who's not a good storyteller, imaginative or articulate, and then she has to explain to her friends like, "We went to In-N-Out, >> but it was chill and we had fun." >> Yeah, that that's the thing. That's the problem. >> See the what? The whole face and everything. You don't want to leave him with that. >> Like she's like broke the spell. She's like, "Oh, wait. I guess I realized we went to In-N-Out." >> The best place to go is take a chick where both you guys can get gassy as ████ >> and then try to hang out before. >> What's the What's the best gas place to go? >> Chevron. >> Any place I got free? >> Free. >> Hey, come on then, brother. What's next on this list? This list is pissing me off. Wingstop. >> Did all of them? >> Wingstop? Is that even Can you even eat
9:16 there? Yeah. Isn't this >> I think you get thrown out >> inside. But you got to get there quick cuz there's only three tables. >> If you're there on a date, they're like, "Get the ████ out of here." >> So, you're just sitting on a bench on the waiting area >> cuz I think you got to go to a place >> unlimited where you can create a plot twist and then you get to really see who they are. So, if you guys go like, you know, the ████ the bicycle boat things, capsize the ████ You guys got to figure out a way to get back on that. >> She could swim. >> Barks. The guy during the wedding when they're cutting the cake, he he takes the cake and shoves his wife's face. Girls love when their hair is soaking wet. >> Guy who takes a cake, shoves it in his own face, and goes, "Take a picture." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Smear their makeup first date. They love it. >> They'll love that. Uh, next is Buffalo Wild Wings. >> Yeah. Buffalo Wild Wings. I love Buffalo Wild Wings, too, but that's for the boys. >> Wait, Buffalo Wild Wings over Wings Stop though, for sure. For sure. The key is you have to take them to a place where other people are also on dates. Buffalo
10:07 Wild Wings is rowdy bunch of True. >> Every ████ the Niners. >> They have that going on. >> Drunk guys trying to get their parlays to close, dude. It's a guy date. What if you take him to a place where there's daddy daughter dates? S ranch. >> You mean like Red Lobster, which is next on the list? >> Red Lobster is lowkey fire. >> By the way, for daddy daughter dates, maybe. But you don't take a chick to Red Lobster. >> What about Italian? Like nice Italian or nice sush. All those places are good for good luck, Bart. I I already said Olive Garden. There's nothing else on this list that's even closely Italian. Bro, maybe if you're getting mozzarella sticks at the movie theater, >> this is just who made this. If a woman made this list, this is very complicated because in a lot of places, like Joe said, that maybe only have chains, you just are starting to name everything that might be in the whole ████ city. Like, what are you what are you looking for? >> You know what's at the bottom of this list? Cuz it's 28 ████ things on the list. Sports events, which I think is
10:57 not true. I think >> Well, yeah, it depends. If she's into sports, that's perfect. Yeah, >> that's why it's at the bottom of the list. >> I think it's only if the guy is the only one into it, >> but then they're running out of ideas, so they had to put at the bottom. >> Number 27 is Waffle House. I like Waffle House. >> No, I like Waffle House. >> Who's taking people on dates to Waffle House? That's crazy. >> Maybe that's where you end the date. >> Yeah, like after the bar, after the club a chick on a date to a Chevron or something. >> That's what I'm saying. You take her to >> Wait, you went on a date? >> You did >> to Waffle House. >> No, wait. No, no, no, no. Taking out of context. He's just saying who's taking people on a date? And I'm like, >> he has. >> People are. >> But this guy's a player player. Okay, I get it. >> This guy's a player player. This guy can take a chick to a BEN and close. >> Yep. >> He's like, "Yeah, we're going to a date
11:48 to Bies." And she's like, "Oh, I want his dick so bad. He's I love this guy. >> That's me. >> We could keep going. >> This will be ████ in a Quiznos's bathroom." >> Yeah, exactly. This guy takes to Quiznos's bathroom. >> The desperation of No, we keep going. >> Well, I don't know. When he stands up, I get uncomfortable. I'm like, "Do we ████ up? Are we ████ up? Jesus. Uh, okay. Number 16, though. I have to read I have to read number I have to read number 16. >> Number 16 is church. Oh, what the >> as a date? >> As a date. >> Even church girls don't want to go to church. >> Yeah. Even like Southern Baptists don't want to go to church on a date, bro. >> When you invite someone to your church, that's like meet my future wife, >> right? >> That s███'s too hardcore. >> I don't know, dude. That's like something Erica Kirk says >> that she did, but I don't we don't but I
12:38 guess we looked it up and we found out she didn't do. >> Well, I guess we could go to Zupas or something then because that was on the that wasn't on the list. >> By the way, Starbucks, >> that's bad. >> So, that's the coffee date that Joe talked about though. I think that's >> But then coffee date at Starbucks though. You know what it is? It's chains, dude. Like chains just feel ████ cheap >> and low effort. Uncreative. >> What do you guys think about ice cream dates? Cuz that's on here. Number 19. an ice cream date. Anyone that'll hate on ice cream. >> Yeah, >> but a spontaneous >> though. It's like let's go to ice cream right now. >> It's 1950s. >> No, that's what I'm saying. >> Yeah, that's not supposed to be the date. >> Aramon. It's not like what you do. >> It's a Yeah, it's not supposed to be the date. >> I'd rather do a >> You somehow end up at the beach. There's like a ice cream shop next to, you know, beach side or whatever. It just happens. >> What do you guys think about hookah bar? I think it's kind of not bad. >> I think it depends on your ethnic background. >> Yeah, that's not from
13:28 >> What about a big whitey from Indiana like me? No, I like activities like actual moving around like miniature golf. >> But I I even heard that's wrong. >> Hiking. >> Yeah, but I'm like you got to get a hiking girl. Like if she's a hiking girl then it's like cool. >> Oh, number 20 is family functions which is crazy. >> That's weird. >> That's crazy. >> ████ that. So much social ████ dynamic. >> I'm with him on that. >> That's torture. ████ that. >> That they're like we refuse to go there. Yeah. Yeah. >> That doesn't sound bougie at all. Crazy ass uncle and ████ Nah, >> that's too too quick, too fast. >> By the way, I agree with most of this list. Somebody says the gym. >> Do Do you take people on gym dates? >> Go to the gym on a date. >> On a first date. >> Have you ever seen anyone at barbell on a date? >> Yeah. I mean, babo in the fitness industry and people they really like it. Like the Friday night they'll go and train together. So I get So but that's so niche too though
14:18 >> as a first date. >> It's like imagine like two people going like, "Oh, let's go to a run club on a Friday." >> There's there's something for everybody. We're talk, if we're talking about chains, then we're talking about the general population. >> Yeah, gen pop. Yeah, gen pop gym is weird. >> Thank you. >> Genpop is weird. >> Cuz most gen pop is, let me pop in my headphones. I want to get the ████ out of the gym as fast as I can. >> That's like saying like on that list should be like a rave, but at the same time, if you found your love at a rave and both you guys were rolling balls and ecstasy and like that's that that made sense. >> That's soul mates right there. >> Sounds like you're walking down memory lane right now. Like I wish >> my ex don't say it. >> I wish I'm thinking it. in the video. >> Send this to a mentalist cuz I'm thinking it.
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