0:00 you know when you're like when you make it really big right and your family will never have to starve ever again or be homeless how do you simulate to the Next Generation how to come up you don't that's why my family lost their Fortune what well that's that's also a lot to [Music] unpack so you guys know about arson schwarzen begar right and how he is related to arson schwen arson schwar arson schwarer is related to he's related to Chris Pratt he is also saying Chris Pratt so he is by how by marriage so so Chris Chris Pratt is is banging slm married to his daughter oh Chris Pratt is the son-in-law of Mr Schwarzenegger yes the
0:51 governator not they're not there's no marriage involved they're just banging they're banging hard and Chris are married to each other got it yeah and they're banging no no he's married to his daughter right so um so they had kids together as well right Chris Pratt has kids with he's a Schwarzenegger now I guess okay celebrity royalty yes she um there but there's as always with in-law situations there's some disagreements on raising the kids friction so check this out um apparently Arnold also is a big animal guy has a farm has like a fing donkey has pigs and all kinds of ████ I saw I saw him feed him damn sounds fun I saw talking does he like raise them to eat though that would make sense I don't know it's a good question no he just likes to feed them and pick up their sh he lets them in the house too he he like lets his horse in the house and he's like kind
1:41 ofra yeah yeah yeah so um so they're playing around with these animals right the kids are and he says they have a really great time but he thinks that they're spoiled right cuz he says when I took them to one of the Stalls and asked them for help to shovel the manure they said no and Chris right right away said no no no they're not brought up to do that so how does that make us feel wait so Arnold was like go pick up the ████ yeah come help me scoop up the you must come and help me pick up the poopat that's really good that's like a spot on that's like AI That's like AI where's Joe he disappeared I'll be back with a shovel oh my God it's amazing Arnold that is crazy right so grandpa says help me and Dad is saying no in my
2:33 house are you ████ kidding me I'd ████ punch him in the face exactly and I say now you pick up Chris ████ the grandpa punches Grandpa punches Chris or Chris punches grandp no no I Grandpa I'm still aror characters you got to you got to keep the voice that's why he got confused for the whole video I punch him in the face oh ████ so good and I tell him you pick it up sounds exactly like that's directly from two lies yeah so crazy um so yeah I mean dude in my house there's no chance no chance um they're not raised to do that what they he says they don't do that Chris Pratt says my kids don't do that they don't help Grandpa I'd be like both of you'd pick it up now I thought cuz Chris Pratt he's like super right-wing Dude too and
3:25 usually rightwing dudes are like hard work you know ████ struggle whatever yeah good for you later on pick up your boot straps what do they do I wonder if they do the opposite of that maybe maybe he's the cosplay right Wier like you know those guys that say like I'm a farmer but like it's so technologically advanced that they don't even touch the the farm they just like it's like automated they just cosplay farmer ████ like where they wear like checkered shirts they wear cowboy boots but they don't actually touch dirt yeah proba that that that is weird anything that's like if they're like playing with animals you know what I mean I think it's a valuable lesson to like see the other side of it at a young age right it's like if you're going to enjoy petting the animal or riding the horse or whatever and then you're like okay I also got to shovel this ████ I feel like that's such an easy lesson for any kid to be like whoa there's like two sides
4:16 to every yeah you don't just own the pet you have to take care of the pet can you imagine having Arnold as your freaking father-in-law and you're like nah I would be so scared s███████ at all times of that dude like he's Star-Lord you you think AR old true was so shocked that he had to call the tabloids and rat on his son right right right yeah how did this news break right so it came through he was on he was on the Jimmy fallons show who Arnold was or Chris Arnold was yeah and he told the story about how they're spoiled little s████ oh ████ D that's pretty ████ far out though that's a long that's a I want to hear how he said is go ahead Joe yeah Joe how did he say it how do he how did he say it on the show here I'll I'll do my Fon so like Arnold like what's going on oh the other day I tried
5:08 to ask my grandchildren to go outside with me and pick up the manure and they said oh my Daddy doesn't want me to do that I don't [Laughter] know it's the bouncy right yeah yeah if if somebody came in at the exact moment they wouldn't know what the ████ this is if they came in the middle of the video they're like what the ████ is going on two guys are having a stroke in here nobody's helping nobody's and everyone's just laughing at them why are they laughing at them uh yeah so I mean dude my sons are not raised to do that so yeah this is one of those this is one of those articles that basically jumped out to me as everyone in this room would probably be like holy ████ no way it is really funny yeah cuz cuz
5:58 they're both uh both of them are came from nothing and to something Chris proud was homeless became huge Hollywood star uh he came from was he really he was homeless yeah yeah and then Arnold came from like a super small village in Austria and he like through bodybuilding moved to Germany did all that and then became a huge Superstar and then became a governor so I feel like they would have the same value I I want to defend my buddy Chris Pratt right like I think when you achieved a certain point and you don't got to ████ live like that anymore then you're allowed to step on other people and look down at where you used to be okay so he goes I worked this hard and came out of poverty MH so my kids don't ever have to do the ████ that I had to do right and so then you hire a
6:49 ████ shoveler and you call him a ████ shoveler the whole time and you go children this is what we do and you say you don't touch the broom he touches the broom and then you say hey ████ silver time to do back to work dude T are we on break what are we doing we're not Shing ████ anymore you teach them the value of efficiency you pay these ████ low lives to do the things you don't want to do and you go see we don't have to do that anymore Sons you know when you're like when you make it really big right and your family will never have to starve ever again or be homeless how do you simulate to the Next Generation how to come up you don't that's why my family lost their Fortune what well that's also why lot of un pack yeah that's a lot there anyways um so there there's also a lot of those stories about like those Hollywood celebrities and stuff that like with all their
7:39 Fortune they won't give ████ money to their kids or apparently Buffett's not doing that yeah Mr Buffet you can't all you can eat with him Jackie Chan but Jackie Chan said ████ you the funny thing is that like so I've had friends that have been those kids where they're they know their lineage is super wealthy but they don't get anything and it's not it's still not the same I guess like you're they're just simulating hard work so that they just spend their whole life pissed about it you know what I mean they're not like trying to they're actually working really hard and and acting like they're going to starve they know they won't they're just mad that the shortcut is being up like held away from them oh because they know they're going through like cuz they know it they know it exists it's not it's not the same as if you are actually broke you know you have a I think that makes like a weirder upbringing cuz it's like you know it's there you know there's millions in the bank you just can't have
8:30 it well that's like how Shaq says to his kids he's like we're he's like we're not rich I'm rich and but then his kids still live in like a 26 bedroom ████ Mansion he's still picking them up in the best ████ cars if you say so dude I guess I'm not rich but but then like how do you make the effective like my question is how do you really do it if you're like like how do you make taica feel like you know like how do you with the same values that you got working super hard against like nothing you know well I don't know cuz right now he's still like in kids brains land so right now which is tied is uh every time he does something good it is like he's monetarily incentivized so when he you know does scores points in basketball he gets money um he'll get like a point for every takedown submission and he does well on his behavior chart it's like a dollar whatever and then he's been able to make up to almost a 100 bucks a month
9:20 and he'll like he'll save it all yeah he'll he'll save up all this money he's only 6 he's only Brian's like how do you make it so that he doesn't know that he's rich like I just shoot basketballs dude but what's crazy is because he has all this money but but because he has kids brains he'll see me get something and I'm like should I get that he'll like Po I'll pay for it like I know you don't have the money I have 100 bucks he thinks you're broke in his brain he's richer than me which is crazy you're not putting up hoops and I'm like yeah I'm like I wonder how long he'll this will like keep up for before he goes wait all my money came from dad though no for the rest of his life he'll go yeah my dad had it rough when I was a kid I used to have to pay for everything I the water bills on me this month it was rough every time I'm going up for another basket I'm like I better make this I always find I always find it interesting to like like uh he's taking
10:10 it from you I wonder if you if the the most effective way to replicate growing up without nothing is to lie and really make it seem like you're poor then how come I have to suffer yeah exactly I want to fly business class but now I got to fly with the cargo and the chickens that's why I think like like if if uh Chris Pratt was to be like yeah shovel ████ to do the exact opposite it's almost just a facade anyway because they know who they are they don't have to yeah it's like they know who they are so you might as well just be like yeah don't shovel ████ you're just wrong either way I think exactly yeah it's either it's either going to be a farce or it's just a brutal truth but if you learn you're too good for something I don't know I think I'm out I'm out on that I think I'm out on that cuz cuz like like true I could never imagine like looking down on someone who does a certain type of job
11:00 because I was taught to never ever think like that yeah cuz there's a difference between you can do it but then for efficiency sake we we'll pay and then you you know and then you can substitute yeah it's not like beneath you yeah but when it's beneath you to me they morally lower yeah they're just tasks there's things that need to be done in the world like my first job was I was a janitor at my dad's business and like I was like doing the janitor ████ so it's like explosive diarrhea yeah it's also like that thing where it's like when some people don't want to like eat something that they've never tried so they have no idea they just think they're not going to like it it's like it's better to try everything and know that you don't like it you know what I mean then to like never try it and always avoid it cuz it just gives you appreciation yeah it sounds weirdly insecure like my kids don't shovel manure like that's just what are you talking about I don't understand like
11:52 putting meaning behind tasks in like that depth to where then now you attach people like being like low or like like now it gives you an okay to disrespect other people right that's what I think cuz they're doing yucky things and I'm not doing we don't do that that's what it sounds like it sounds like he's on purpose crafting them to be those kinds of people for what he believes is a higher existence with like oh you're you're not made for that like you're going to do this instead and it's almost like some people believe that you only have access to the higher things if you look at the lower things as ████ beneath you well I wonder if his kids do any other type of chores or maybe it was just this something specifically that yeah that's what I was wondering like when you say they don't do that what do they do do they do yeah do they do other chores do they have other structures right or
12:43 they're beefing on like a ████ basketball team and they're using the kids to have the fight yeah yeah no ████ the Bulls ████ the Lakers go shovel the they don't shovel ████ yeah yeah yeah you ████ Chicago Bulls lover or whatever yeah maybe he just maybe he just don't like them between them are just part of the kids are just like what's going on I want to play with the pony so Arnold goes on F he's like I'm going to talk ████ on him he just rais the bar maybe he just literally more Petty than we think and then really it's just marketing for their new film that they're collaborating on yeah damn it they got us we're the idiots right oh but it's also nice to think Chris Pat is a snob I know I love it I love hating celebrities I love hating on celebrities
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