0:00 Welcome back to another exciting episode of the Careful Boys. Well, we have Subin. >> Welcome back. Subi, private. >> And Newman. >> Private Subi. >> E2, brother. >> Private Choi. >> Let's just riff on this one, okay? >> Yeah. >> I have a question. >> Never mind. >> Well, what I thought I thought it was >> just We were just riffing. >> What's your question, though? >> I thought we were just riffing. >> Well, we need something to riff about. >> That was What he said was stupid. >> [laughter] >> I'm so stupid. Keep going. >> It's a callback. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. Go do it. >> It's a callback. [laughter] >> I thought it was a free-for-all cuz your riffing was just go freestyle. >> No, go for it. No, and now we're so invested in it that yeah. >> Because it was on the topic of the whole E2 ████ >> Don't look at me, dude. Look at him. >> Check this out. Do you guys honor these rankings cross military-wise?
0:50 >> Oh, yeah. >> Uh yeah. >> But then you said that it was different, right? Like cuz some might have Lance Corporal, some might be like Private E5 or whatever. >> Yeah. >> So, how do you know like >> Cuz they're still the number. >> So, they just call the numbers different names. So, like E2 or E3, E4, E5, they might be different names on both sides. >> E something is the same. >> Cuz it's enlisted, whatever the rank is. >> That's not some leadership ████ >> Like what do you mean? >> Like like that in terms of rank, like >> Yeah. Like if you if if forces need to like co-work together, they'll honor that whole system, officers and enlisted. >> Mhm. >> And uh and it works good because if you're ever in a POW situation where it's just a random sailor, soldier, or marine, whatever is captured, they'll organize themselves immediately. >> Ah, that makes sense. >> Hard question, not for you cuz I don't want you to get in trouble. Is there a branch, say, where
1:41 everyone be like, "Oh, really? You're above me?" >> Mhm. >> Like a Coast Guard or a post office. >> If I were to be real like realistic, I think it's actually people are pretty practical and it'd probably be who is the most proficient for the job. >> How do they know that? Like just >> Just by your MOS or whatever. So like let's say you could be like let's say you're a badass seal or whatever, right? Um but like let's say you're in some sort of joint operation whatever and this guy's Coast Guard which traditionally like he's a ████ or whatever. But then you're like, "Oh, but we need to know like how this speedboat is going to perform at the best." The Navy SEAL is going to listen to everything that the the Coast Guard like speedboat captain has to say. And he's going to be like, "You're the god in this situation." >> Got it. >> That's practical. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Rank us all right now, Bart. >> What the hell? What do you mean?
2:31 >> You're going to rank us. >> How many E's are there? >> What does it go up to? >> Are we all E's? >> Does it go up to E9? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> What's above E? >> So it goes E1, E2, E3, E4, E >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Base off what you think your memory is on those stuff like what what is each thing. And then give us our E rank. And nobody here is allowed to have the same E rank number. >> Okay, if I just have to ████ be an ████ about it. You got to be an ████ about it. >> Remember some of us host. >> Just to let you know that this >> This is Include Nick. Include Nick. >> This is as random as you going like, "What octane am I >> [laughter] >> in gasoline?" >> What the ████ >> Cuz this is how random it is. This cuz they like the E's >> You were in the military. >> I know, but but you're trying to apply it to something. >> Okay, okay. All right. Don't pretend like you suddenly know something cuz your grandpa killed us. >> I know cuz my whole family did it. What are you talking about? I'm not saying I know. >> Cuz you're you're asking me like, "What
3:21 octane is a hot dog at Costco?" And I'm like, "I don't know, bro. What the f███?" >> Fine. But you have to But you have to include Nick and you have to include Cam. >> All right. 87 unleaded. >> Oh, like that? That adds some content. >> I'm E85, but I'm flex fuel, so I'm available. >> I'm I'm buying paint at Home Depot and it's like the same shade ████ over and over again. That's what the E's are. You know what I mean? >> They are. >> Yeah, but not your wife, brother. >> [laughter] >> Can I explain what the E's are first before I randomly just add numbers? >> Yes, yes, please because we need that context. But can you like don't be so professional just make it like very uh >> And don't forget video's forever. >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> Just speak layman's term. Layman's term. Is E1 just boot camp, guys? Give us one of your ████ up bar analogies. >> Layman's term right now? >> He's like if this is a woman's menstrual cycle.
4:11 >> This layman's term. Layman's term, I think Subi is a E5 right now. >> But he's E2. >> E5 is a sergeant. >> But he's literally E2. >> But a sergeant so a sergeant is generally a guy who knows what the ████ is going on and can lead newer troops now. But he's not in like the board room meetings. That's usually like E6 and above. >> Is this in the context of JK? >> No, I don't know what the >> [laughter] >> Cuz this ████ No, this should be in the context of JK. >> Cuz if it's military, we're all E1s. >> E1s. >> Cuz none of us >> Exactly. >> Speak for yourself, brother. Speak for yourself. I'm an Eagle Scout. An Eagle Scout, brother. >> Well, cuz in military, we're just already E1 and he's E2. >> Yeah, we'll be E1, 2, 3. E1, 2, 3. >> Context of JK. >> Yeah, context of JK. >> An employer review. >> It'd be E1, 2, 3, E5 right there. >> As long as you acknowledge I'm an employee. >> I know. How about this? E2, 2, 3, 4.
5:02 Ken's probably E1. And then he's E5. >> [laughter] >> But he's a leader of his own squad, though. He's a different branch of >> Yeah, but he's I mean he's lost, man. I got >> He's a 2, 3, 4 and Subi's a E5 at here at JK here. >> That's what I'm saying. You're making me apply something that >> I'm saying it's in JK. >> No, you said layman. So I'm just okay, layman's. >> He meant JK. So just to >> That's too much now. >> I'm the Anthony translator. >> I think I know what I know I know I know what you're saying. >> Let me take off the dawn of responsibility. Let's go ahead and give it to Subi. Go ahead. >> Okay, so taking on the >> If this was JK, I'm just Trump. >> No, no, no. What? >> I'm ████ That's why I pressed the nuke >> button. >> Okay, that Okay. Makes a little sense. >> No kidding. I mean, I get what you're saying. I know what you're saying. >> What did Yeah, designate. Give us our Give us our E designation. >> No, no, no, >> no, no. No, perception. Your perception.
5:52 >> Yeah, so I think Ant, you're like an E6, for sure. >> Why you got to say it all gay like [laughter] that? >> Six. Steve, Steve, you're E5. And >> Hell yeah, that's all I wanted. >> And then Joe, Joe and Bart, because you guys are the head honchos, you guys are looking at first sergeants, you know what I mean? Like >> Yeah, but nobody's allowed to have the same same rank, so who's got the higher >> No, you ████ love sucking No, you love sucking dick for the >> How is he going to be rich? >> love sucking dick for the officer. >> So you're going to be rich. You got to suck ass and dick to get there, brother. >> trained to do that. Literally got trained for months. So you admit it. >> But on on camera, I'm low status, but behind the scenes, it's >> Exactly, exactly. Behind the camera, he does a lot of work. Bart does a lot of work. All you guys >> On camera, you can throw any topic to this guy, he can talk about it for 4 minutes, no matter what the ████ it is. Take a miscellaneous topic. He can talk about sewing for 4 minutes, out of nowhere. I'm not kidding. This guy is
6:42 uniquely talented. >> Only when he wants to, though. Only >> I don't know anyone else could do that. By the way, >> [laughter] >> I'm sucking up to an officer right now. >> Well, yeah. >> That's how you do it, ████ >> a general then? Are they even in the E? They're in the O's. >> No, they're O's. >> Officer. >> Oh, yeah? These guys treat their employees fair. >> [laughter] >> We don't have employees, so I don't know what you're talking about. >> Well, hey, City of California is not watching anymore. >> Oh, yeah. Okay, so wait. E's just for the soldiers? >> Enlisted, yeah. And then O's for officer. >> Okay. >> So there's O1, O2, O6, whatever, O7. >> Oh, so I'm not even an E. >> What are you? >> are. You guys are just hosting. You're like E6. >> You're just hosts. >> Just hosts is wild. >> And Max, E6, you guys are doing responsibilities. >> Thanks, Subin. Where's your ████ tattoo, ████ >> Aren't you like a squad leader? Cuz you're kind of leading the whole You're supposed to be, right? Calling the shots
7:33 or something during the game. >> We're PGs. We're just platoon guys. >> have a platoon. We're not big enough. >> To me, my ████ gets tight when Bart comes cuz he has two of the tattoos. I got to go, "Oh, f███." >> Yeah, hey, [laughter] look, me and >> Respect the tattoos. >> That is the sign of ████ downness, dude. >> Yeah, that's it. >> That's the sign of ████ Down syndrome, dude. >> That's it. >> The fact that he was down to get both >> This is a general ████ right here. >> And he did it. >> a general. >> That is general ████ >> [laughter] >> That's And by the way, the fact that we all did it E, whatever the ████ Let's go. >> Cuz technically, he already had one. He didn't have to. But I thought it would so >> Only way to be fair to though. >> That's why my butt hole gets tight around him. Oh, ████ Yes, sir. >> That's the ultimate ████ dedication to comedy, [laughter] right there. >> This ████ like opposite Lieutenant Dan. >> But it actually looks better that it's symmetrical now. >> It doesn't. It actually really doesn't.
8:23 It looks ████ ridiculous. >> Until people ask me what it means and I tell them and then they go, "And then you got two of them?" I'm like, "Yeah." >> Yeah. Dude, it's kind of how ████ we are. >> [laughter] >> I need to get mines. >> Dude, I was just getting a pool resi and I was with a bunch of white people outside and they were asking me what this ████ is and I was just like, "Here we go." "Here we go, boy." >> I like how Subhas is like, "I need to get mines." Doesn't have real estate for the same spot. Would have to get a janky one on the side. >> Damn. >> knee. >> Wait, am I allowed to even get one? >> Why would you want to? >> you call me E5 and call him E6, so no. >> Well, technically, to be fair, the site the the YouTube channel is going to hit 2 milli again. >> It's going to get back to 2 million? >> Wait, wait, we Are we Did we go under two? >> No. >> No, we're >> But it would be funny if it we did. And then it got back up to two. >> We're like >> So each time it goes past it >> I think if it hits 2 million, somebody
9:13 better get a tattoo. I swear to god, Subhas is going to get one at 2 million. >> Do you even have space? >> Yeah. >> Where? Let me see both of your shins. No, it's going to be the same spot. Oh, you got to laser. >> to go on that side. >> That's what I'm saying. This ████ don't even have real estate for it. >> got to get it removed. >> I'll go over it. I'll go over it. >> What is that? >> He'll go over it. >> I'll go over it. >> That's his ex-girlfriend. >> What, which one? >> He's he's going to go over it. >> What is that? Yeah, what is that tattoo? >> We all have it on our right side. >> Yeah. So this one? >> Yeah. >> That's my boy's dog. He's such a beautiful dog. >> You're just going to get a tattoo over your boy's dog? >> Dude, that dog was part of us for a while and then he just >> think you [laughter] should do it over that. This is a ████ dumb ass thing to put it over. >> Yeah. >> Well, you know how my ████ is kind of dumb ass ████ anyways. >> Well, this is the dumbest ████ ever though. >> Yeah, there's no way your s███'s dumber than this ████ A buddy's dog I'm like, "Damn, I can kind of rock that." >> See my calves though?
10:03 >> They're blocked. >> Oh ████ [laughter] >> This is the calf, bro. >> This is the calf. >> Your calf, bro. No, that's Hey, that's my calf right there, brother. Hey, honestly, dude, my elbow has been ████ tripping lately. >> Have you guys seen see my calves lately? >> [laughter] >> Hey dude, check out my wrists. >> Jesus, Soubin. [laughter] Hey, no, what? You got 37 on the ████ exam. Holy >> That's higher than what I actually got. I appreciate it. >> Hey, been I've been working on my glutes, brother. >> You're JKE2, pal. >> Yeah, I know I am. I I really am, Ethan. >> Oh, you just lowered yourself, babe. >> I'm E2 in general. >> He already admitted he was doing it to suck ████ the whole time. >> [laughter] >> ████ A. >> Now I know why you got your ass bab score. >> Hey, remember I barely had time to study. If I had time to study, I would have got higher. >> Been working on my thigh. >> Why do you need a >> Do [laughter] you Is it something you actually need to study for? >> Yeah, well no, you got to Yeah, you do.
10:54 You got to relearn everything. >> to study for it. It's supposed to be like what do you know now? >> Well, yeah, you Is it like a placement test? >> general exam. >> Well, it's a general exam. >> Hopefully these guys aren't ████ >> It's like a way lesser than a SAT. Like SAT you guys study for, but this is supposed to be like just >> Yeah, but Joe, when you come out of high school >> But with age and like everything, wouldn't we naturally be better than if we were 18 and taking it? >> Except for the academic stuff cuz you're going to forget a lot of >> Use it or lose it, right? When was the last time you did ████ the quadratic equation? >> Yeah, like that. Like a >> Oh, those are on the test? >> I don't remember any of my math. >> like It's like pi. Like what is it? Oh, right, 3.14159. Oh, ████ >> Algebra 2 is on it. Grammar, English, adverbs, nouns. >> Oh. >> And algebra 2, yeah, you got to study for it. >> There was a point where I knew all the ████ capital cities of all Latin
11:45 ████ countries because of Spanish. >> I still do. >> I just know Quito, Ecuador and Lima, Peru. La Paz, Bolivia. >> Ask me one. >> Okay, Argentina. >> Oh ████ Oh ████ >> You're you're you're E1 now. >> Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. >> [laughter] >> Even after he passed. >> Yeah. >> Not the resident E1 guy going, "You're E1 now." >> The one. >> Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires. >> There it is. There it is. >> I said it. I said it. >> Yeah, he did say it.
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