0:00 [Music] Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we got Tyler. [Music] Hey. And uh Tyler, what do you want to talk about? Um if you asked me this, I'm going to say video games. Honestly, what's your question, dude? But what specifically? Um last time I talked about Switch 2, you guys made fun of me. What do we say? We're going to make fun of you non-stop, though. You Steve didn't Steve wasn't here. Everybody else made fun of me. Why do we make fun of you? It's because I got really passionate and then people were like, "I don't want to see the side of Tyler ever again." Yo, why is there a pita bread that's half eaten on the ground right now? Tyler, Tyler, this is my fault because I spent lunch gaslighting you. So, you actually think I wasn't in a video bullying you, but I was. I actually started it. Oh, I don't think I did it. We didn't believe you. I
0:51 was gaslighting him all lunch cuz I watched all the IGN clips about Switch, too, cuz I was looking at whether or not I was going to get it. Yeah, I was just No, it's just the way you opened up with it. You was like a toy commercial. Yeah, I was like I was like, "Welcome to Disney Channel type." It was great. You're the best, Tyler. Come on. We love you. But no, I mean there's really there's kind of no heat on the Switch, too. Am I crazy? Like cuz everyone's pissed about the price. Yeah. I say the price is the thing that everyone's What the happened to this chair? Sabotage Super 2. It's our It's our gag chair. Hey, what did you did you hear about the new um Did you ever play Elder Scrolls or Oblivion? Oblivion like the like the one before Skyrim. Yeah, the one before Skyrim. I did. What about it? Okay, so it's coming out. Apparently they're doing a remake of it. The one before Skyrim. Everyone knows Anthony. Yeah, dumb. They're doing a remaster of it. Oh, now you decide to show. Why are you walking in the middle of a video? Unprofessional.
1:41 Jesus. I was getting this for Steve. Oh, what is it? Christopher Low's seven layer of design. Fearless fabulous decorating. That's so funny. Careful, brother. This is a reference of one of my videos. Oh, the wheel fell off. That's for seven L layers of design. It was from one of my Christmas specials. We gave a kid this and he really hated it. Holy ████ So, it was already an existing mug that you gave? No, no, we gave him I gave him this actual like book. It was like a tape. I think it was a tape. Christopher Lo Seven Layers of Design and this kid was like devastated because the kid in front of him got a Nintendo Switch actually. What? And he had a mug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, cuz the we wrapped all the presents like one of them was wrapped really well. I had Nikki do it so it looks great. And then the rest of them we wrapped like ████ But then the first kid opens a Nintendo Switch and then the other kids like,
2:32 "Oh, what's this other ████ going to be?" And he opens Christopher L seven. So he doesn't even know what it is. I saw one of your videos you gave a kid a bunch of mulch once. Yeah, I gave kid mulch. It was a giant ████ like, "Whoa, what is this? Wow, you could grow with so much s███." ████ He's like, "F███, they're hella." They're just like, they're devastated, dude. All my Christmas specials, they're the kids are devastated. And there's one kid who's happy and like they have a Nintendo Switch or a PlayStation. Anyway, speaking of games, that's games. We're talking games. Yeah. No, but you So, the new um Oblivion is coming out. Apparently, there was a leak recently. They're doing a remaster of Oblivion. It's coming out on like PlayStation and PC and Xbox. You know what? I always thought about wanting to play Elder Scrolls and never did. Should I get into it? Yeah, you should. How about we all get into the good one? Playing Skyrim
3:23 now is like the best time to play Skyrim cuz they've done like 20 definitive editions. So now it's like the ultimate beefed up just HD perfect version of Skyrim. I don't want to run that much. It's too much running. It's so much running. My brother's been playing Skyrim like the past 2 weeks and he's been FaceTiming every single night being like, "Look what I'm doing now. I'm going to up. I'm going to buy the game. I'm going to play 10 minutes. I'm going to go like on a trip." Yeah. This is what happened to me with Spider-Man the game cuz I couldn't get into it. Spider-Man I couldn't get into it. You know, I think it's when it's too childish. I like to swing around and then I do it for 15 minutes. I'm bored and I'm out. Yeah. But like Arkham Knight. Arick sickest game. I think it's cuz it's all dark and like it's manly and ████ It's more my ████ It's the Batman one, right? It's a bad Those also have great like unlocking like the progression how you get stuff and it unlocks other areas. I also love the art style in those games cuz they
4:15 still look good today. And they made the first Arkham game like what in 2008? 2008. It's crazy. 2000 after 2007. Year right after. Okay. Like Batman. If you had to get into any video game right now and like for real just like I have nothing else I need to do. I have to play a video game. What would it be if I had to play? How long am I playing for? You would ask that. Why? Why you would ask that, dude? Just whatever, dude. Cuz recently I did play a video game. Which one was it? I was at a pizza place and it was me and Ta and Street Fighter. The arcade was there. That's 90s. So we played we played Street Fighter and it was pretty tight. Wait, was it the OG Street Fighter? No, it's the one with the Capcom. You get ████ uh like ████ all these other characters to come. We have that here. You never play it cuz I'm going to get ████ wrecked. Yeah, you will get smoked. The only person I could beat in the world is Ta.
5:06 I beat him and then you know after you beat him, you play the computer and I got destroyed right after that. How you going to feel when he's better than you at video games? I would be very happy because I'm like, "Okay, he's at least a little bit smarter than me cuz I suck at video games." Are you going Are you going to get him video games? If he wants it, but he doesn't really care about it. Yeah. Like he doesn't have the the gene that the way he plays Roblox and ████ That's not true. Uh it's not Games are actually not hard like when we were growing up. It's at It's now I think it's just it's super ████ easy and there's story like there's a lot of story behind it so it's interesting. It's like a movie. It's like you're playing a character in a movie. He had me download Roblox. I was playing with him and then once I get stuck in a corner I don't even know how to get out of it. I'm just like running like this. I'm like I'm not just not ████ You turn You turn around and run away from the wall. Yeah. But then I just keep going like this. It looks like this.
5:58 Yeah. Yeah. Then turn away from the wall. And then it goes like this. Yeah, that's what it looks like. So I'm like, okay, I'm I'm getting a headache. You need to make a skit where you're an NPC. That would be really good. I'm like, you need to I don't even know what that means. Do you play games? Don't call me that. Don't call me that. I don't I don't appreciate. Do you play games to relax or do you play them for the challenge? Uh the perfect blend of both. Okay. Yeah. When I play games, I want to Well, for example, different games, right? Like RPG, like I'm I'm like relaxed for sure. I just want to be in a world. I want to get lost for a few hours. I don't want to think about ████ But like Call of Duty, getting the homies into the squad, you know, and like going out there and doing like multiplayer, it's like there's no relaxing there. No. Like you're doing it because you want to do something insane. Like if we play zombies, which sometimes we know the zombies game is going to take like 2 hours. That makes sense.
6:49 Like cuz you're going to go through like multiple rounds and it's going to be intense. You have to do the Easter eggs. Like I make sure I take my piss. I take my ████ I got my Laqua. I I'm like sitting down. I'm comfortable. What's your lra? Oh, lacra. I'm telling nita I'm going into zombies. This is going to be a minute. You know, like the cats have to be fed like or else. Do you get snacks? No, you're not. You don't have time. Damn, dude. You don't have time. Two hands on the sticks at all times. Someone's got instant waves of zombies coming in and ████ You got to keep going. Every new wave, they get stronger. It's too much. This is stressful even hearing. But if I was playing with the boys, it's different cuz it's more fun. You're just yelling in your headphones and stuff. You're like, "Come on." So, what's a chill game then? So, like he's talking about Skyrim. Yeah, cuz you're running the whole Not a chill. Oh, you can chill if you want to. Yeah, I guess like games that are that big. You can do whatever you want. Yeah, I So, see you nicknames.
7:40 I steal I go in I like to break into houses mostly. That's what I do. You know what's not chill? ████ I'm a cat burglar. Mario Kart is not chill. No, that's cuz you're you're you're fighting for your life. I'm going to get a divorce with Nina when we play Mario. I think fights happen from Mario Kart. I choked out my friend for for Mario Kart. Is there a new the new game's like $95 or some ████ right? There's this new game called Overcooked. Overcooked is not. But that ████ dog, if you play with four people, it's all about coordination, dude. You really do. And people have to stick to their jobs cuz there's always people that like, "All right, you're on dish duty." And they'll leave dish. What are you doing? What are you doing? What the ████ You got to stay on the dishes. Yeah, it's all about the assembly line. Yeah, like you got to keep a tight kitchen, dog. It's hard. I just played New Mario Party. It's lit, by the way. It's very lit. But I got so excited about using new items that I
8:30 didn't use my warp pipe at the end and I got absolutely smoked. Smoked myself. Have you guys ever played those Jackbox Party? Yeah, Jack Boss is really fun. We used to do it for JK Party. Oh, did you guys really? There was one that they have. It's like a freestyle like rap battle thing and they help you like rap with each other and you just make like four bars and it's like mad lips. But you could never play that one and then you make the robots rap to each other and you can say whatever and they'll say it. It's really fun. We should all play it together. One of the most fun times I ever played Jackbox and I had very low expectations for this was at like a family Christmas party with Nina's family and like when you have uh her parents that are like English is their second language playing like Jackbox and trying to figure stuff out and like their suggestions cuz you know sometimes you got to figure out who like made Bro, it's really fun. Dude, I love like playing with my family, right? And then and then you know how you log
9:20 in it makes a little noise when your name comes in and then I'll hear mom go who's ████ master [Laughter] and I'm just dying. My face is fully red. I'm like who's ████ ass? Who is he? I don't know who is Oh yeah. That's way funnier when you're playing with the family. Who's ████ Nikki Nikki likes that bit so much that I'm in her phone as ████ master. That's hilarious. That's wild. You're wild, dude. I would never put that in front of my mom. I don't think I could cuz my parents were so repressive sexually growing up that I have to wild dad around them now. Make them very uncomfortable. Repressive sexually. Oh yeah. Like anytime anything sex was going on or anything like that like oh all that ████ So I'm like guess what? It didn't work dude.
10:11 Teenager comes out now. In fact, I think acting that way makes your kid more sexualized when they get older. Agreed. Thousand%. Get super horny cuz it's so what is going on? It's so taboo. Oh no, I'm ████ my wife. Oh no. When you end up exploring the world, you're like, "Oh, this is really great." You're like, "Why were they hiding this from me?" Why? So true. I don't know. Why would they? Good question. So Street Fighter is the only thing. You want to play like a shooter, Bart? I think you would like GTA. Really? Yeah. Because it's what you used to do. You don't think I would like get stuck in a corner and not be able to get out? I mean, there's a good chance when the cool thing about games now is the story is teaching you the buttons. So, like every game they most people they understand how to maneuver because the first episode is you're learning how
11:01 to shoot, walk, move, and then you know all the tools and then you get into the game. Bro, you guys want to do a JK Ventures? Let's go to Spy Ninjas in Vegas. We'll hook it up. It'll be so easy. Let's go. That'd be sick. What is that? Oh, my buddy Chad and his wife V, they did this place called Spine Ninjas in Summerland, Vegas. It is like an adult and kid wonderland playground. Forget the kids, dude. We had good times there. It's ████ sick. Would you guys play? Would you guys place where kids and adults can meet and play? We did. Yeah. We did a VR. You can meet really cool kids. We did a VR situation, right? It was And they're old souls. and Nikki and Nina, right? And then we're just like shooting zombies and stuff in VR, slaying zombies. And there was a moment where Nikki like we like there's elevators in the VR, right? And then Nikki tries to jump off the elevator and
11:51 straight eat ████ Like face plants the floor on the stage. It was great. Is the floor padded crazy? No, it's like hard floor. She just like in her mind thought that she could jump off but really just ate ████ He doesn't even She's not smart. He doesn't even take this off. He's just like, "No, man. I got to shoot zombies. two on the floor. She's like, "It's all good, dude." Man, I'm like, "No, she's chilling, brother." She's all right. She's tough, dude. My favorite thing, too, cuz you can see your hands in the game. Soon as the game starts, I turn to Anthony. Shoot his nuts. Had a comment, dude. Not the highest score though. Congrats. But I was shooting your nuts for a while. I should have done it for that. That was minus points for you. Really fun though. And then they have the Bart, you were just there. They did the what's it called? You go around zip line, I think. Yeah, there's a zip line. Zip line. It goes around and it goes
12:41 pretty fast, too. There's a zip line. There's ████ You did with Yeah, there's a You got to watch him do zipline, too. It's kind of scares me. Kind of comedy. Yeah. You get really scared, huh? You can rock climb in there. Well, you know, the bigger you are, the faster you go. Oh, yeah. Going, dude. Bigger you are, the funnier you look. Yeah. I look pretty funny, too. I was moving in and it was real. Have you all bungee jumped off the stratosphere? No. No, dude. It's not a real bungee jump. It's like a threeline blay. Well, yeah. So, you never increase the way you say or anything like that. The way you just throw that away as if we all should have done that the daredevil feet. I'm just curious if anyone Have you done it? I haven't. You jump and it goes cuz Kevin, same question. This is something I have done. Have you Have you all ridden the rides on top of the stratosphere? They have rides. I did one of the roller coasters. There's no But
13:31 there's not a roller coaster up there. It's the one that like leans you over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they have that. That one's That one's actually really scary. Early 20s. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, I did the roller coaster at Prim. That one western theme. You did it before it shut down. Yeah, Buffalo Bills. Yeah, Prim looks like it's back and alive, baby. Looks like there's people in there. No, they're back now. Now they're back, dude. There was like there was a couple cars there when I was at the Starbucks. I walked inside. Looks pretty dead. Oh, it's pretty dead. But I counted. Yeah, it was it was close closed for a while. It's pretty dead. Yeah, it's I think I think they're just ghosts. I think they condemned the building. I think it's haunted. I think I think they quarantined it. Honestly, JK Adventures prim. Why'd it close down? That's a step down. Let's go to Spy Ninjas. We could get in easy. I'll get us all. Okay, let's go. Spy Ninjas. I'm down, dude. I would love to go. Spy
14:21 Ninjas is fun. I want to ride a zipline. Ride a zipline. We'll do the whole thing. Do VR with Dude, if we're ziplining, we should do it in Mexico. Mhm. Then cuz then Bark can play. We played VR before you quit. I love VR. VR is fun. I think if you do any of those things like zipline, roller co like it's way better in countries that don't have lawsuits. You don't get nervous though with aine. They go hard. Now we're talking about spending money. Yeah. We don't have to buy airline ticket at Spine Ninjas. Exactly. We might even have to pay zip line. No, I I know the owners, bro. We'll get in. Also, you just drive there. It's the most exclusive club in Las Vegas right now, bro. I still got to fly no matter what. You need me to get in? I know the door guy. It's on Sahara. That's a big street in Vegas. Right across from Hybrid. What's that? He built up the capital to
15:11 open up a recreation. He has a very successful YouTube channel also called Spy Ninjas and they they absolutely crushed it. They have toys in Target. They have like better road mics. Some of the some of the people watching right now, their kids watch my friends. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do. Yeah. Yep. For sure. Their names are Spy Ninjas. That's the toys at Target and ████ What do they make like spy kids like stuff or what? It's like um it's like adult. It's like Power Rangers kind of thing. Okay. But for and they're the adults, but then it's for kids. It's my my friend's kids didn't give me the time a day, but when they found out they all just like, "Oh man, you ████ Mike Jones me." Oh, cuz Yeah. They found you know they now they now they want to get to know who I am. I was like, "Oh yeah, back then you didn't want me. Now I'm hot. They Mike Jones me. You're in love, dude. It's funny cuz every time we go anywhere, like little kids come up to
16:01 them and ask for pictures every single time you've seen. It's true. I rather have little kid fans statement cuz they can't drive. They can't stalk you. The problem is their parents are absolutely nuts. Yeah, but some some of them, right? And then you can rate how hot they are, right, Joe? No, but some of the parent some of the parents like for example they'll like drive a long time to try to meet my friends and stuff and it can get weird. Oh, how does that happen? I'll tell you off camera. Okay, that is weird cuz to me I could fight those old people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You break a hip or two. Good thing they live in a triple gated community. Legit. But a JK fan, you never know what you're going to get. Yeah. You know, it might be someone at the TSA that dabs you and says, "You're good. Pass." Yeah. Or like, "Hey, I'm gonna need to see I'm going to touch your dick for quite a
16:51 bit." For quite a bit. Or it might be a three-toed gremlin that's been figuring out where you live, you know? You just never know. True. And I like I think I think little kid fans are cool. Yeah, that's true. I I rather be one of those. It's a great way to meet little kids with with old souls. Little kids with She just has an old soul. I think I'm going to delete all of my stuff and just start making kid content. You should. Yeah. Yeah. I recommend that. And then I There's already a Blippy, so I'll be a Bloopy. Love that. Yeah. Yeah. What's the Blippies? Is that kids thing? Yeah. He's like a guy that does Yeah. Kids stuff. Dude, kid channels, they make millions of views, man. They crush cuz kids are dumb. They forget what that they just watched the video. They play it over and over again. If you combine all of the
17:41 Careful Boys videos, we have 1 million views. Hey, that's sick. Thank you. Thanks for that. I needed that. I needed to hear that today. Our fans got ████ to do, dude. That's true. That's cool, man. Think about Okay, kids. They have to make money so they can buy our merch. All after 3 to their bedtime at 8 or whatever. That's 5 hours of them binge watching religiously and on the weekends all day. Yeah. What exactly do you have to do to make your channel like interesting to kids? That's a great question for another video. Actually, we're going to talk about that in a little bit. Maybe next year.
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