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Off The Record: Rating Your Submissions for JK Doppelgängers

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0:00 this is oh God I'm not gonna guess I don't know it's Bart Ryan me I don't know Nick dude it's Nick what [Music] welcome to an extremely important episode of careful boys today we have for this Mysterio oh wow [Applause] sounds like a teacher Miss Jill sounds like a uh this is Miss G I could tell you your future it's like the Montebello Miss Cleo this Geo Miss Geo Miss Gio Montebello so uh you weren't here last time we did this but we did do a Lifeline to you

0:50 while we were doing this oh you received the call so I thought it'd be good to do it while you're here we're gonna do round two of JK doppelganger oh great okay starting with this this just says didn't know you guys opened the London office JK news out guys and we're gonna go ahead and judge some of these for ourselves first up is non-binary Steve Green yes yeah that is pretty Peter penny green that's a non the eyes I think it's in the eyes it's hard for me to to look at uh Steve Green as a smaller person you know because he's such a large individual wow it's just hard for me to see him you just call him fat exactly well he's 6'4 isn't he that's tall not large bro I think that's I think it's interchangeable no I wouldn't have

1:41 called them I would call them tall yeah is large offensive a little bit don't ever call me large if I said if I said Steve was wide that'd be oh that's really bad but a large person unless he was actually built wide then I'd be like that's well he's also not a skinny guy Dan you are flirting with danger dude you're struggling the line partner Steve you're fat dude you're a fatty that's what I meant the whole time that makes sense they forced me to say it that makes him really sad I don't think Steve's fat you said it I said he's large he's a large person oh no you know what's a large person Bart's a large person she is he likes it though he wishes I'm a middleweight he's kind of white Bar's kind of mom he's wider than Steve I didn't expect you to have so much to say Mark's got a fat ass yeah he's got a

2:31 white ass dude non-binary seed gets a yes yes now this is oh Indian Ryan is that guy Malaysian he's a straight Indian oh Indian yeah that's an easy one though that's that that's kind of Ryan dude kind of Ryan kind of Ryan but I've never seen the other guy looks more like I've never seen you wear your shirt like that yeah who is it Ryan in an alternate universe who is this guy I think they're just making people with dark hair and a beard that one doesn't really oh Sesame Street introduces First Filipino American Muppet that'll look like nobody I couldn't tell if it says Ryan on says I couldn't tell that guy supposed to be me or the Muppet that looks like Kumar like Harold and cool I think that is him maybe it is me cow pen all right oh okay

3:22 that one doesn't say anything but um that's that's supposed to be Ryan that looks like Nick yeah you just look like everyone I used to look like everyone Indian and and yeah can you do it Metro Indians that's Bart that's bird what does that say 50 off laser hair removal you'd be the perfect what's Bart doing in this Oz Laser Clinic ad what are you doing in there part you got a nice smile man that is that does that's David so dude that is David So this says 26 million views you won't be there for me that's like Bart and David combined he's got the David that's Mike's song what do you mean that's Mike's song Joe combined that's tactical Mike's song that's so pretty so funny that's Mike's

4:13 song into Airsoft who's that that's bar same one Anthony is that supposed to be Anthony the nose throws me off oh oh I kind of because bird doesn't have a round nose like that Bart has a pointy nose oh that's that's Steve I think this one this one is about the middle girl oh bro oh Geo what it says so Geo isn't Stella Middle from flow yeah I guess not have you ever have you ever gotten yeah I'm just going through my powers of deduction in this room all right just throwing it out there Nick ████ Nick just so you know there's no David's in here oh no no you shouldn't have said that then it has to be Joe no it's fat Nick that's me and Joe's love child

5:04 this says Bart after finding out yakult uses bacteria from a healthy Americans Feast oh my God holy ████ that don't look like bark that's racist that's what that is look it looks like Joe Moore I do like food dude that guy's face is drawn on for sure that's Anthony is Anthony I wish supposed to be yeah I don't know these aren't really are we bad at this game is that supposed to be when did that deductive reasoning again I don't want to use that oh Ryan buff I don't know you do you know this guy I know him

5:55 do you think he looks like me in person no but if it had to be anyone buff Ryan yeah Ryan buff all right uh Steve was Russian if Dolph Lundgren had a ████ brother I thought Bart's head was square that was super Square whoa what the ████ oh that has to be Steve if Steve was a magician it says it says yup man man like Steve if Steve was a magician or a Christian rock singer dude that's Jared feather Jared feathers

6:45 yeah the hair he just looks like Steve's little brother or something not quite Steve Steve [Laughter] oh ████ that's a good one that's a moon phase for sure hey can I show you something young Jackie Chan yeah yeah I gotta show you this my Uncle that's Jackie Chan yeah my dad's brother looks just like Jackie Chan right no you look just like my buddy put me in the old app filter and this is what it looked like and who's that what you're saying that looks just like Jackie Chan bro why did you say your uncle well because my uncle I look like I thought you were gonna show me something about yourself you know you look like it was a really weird setup he looks like David hingwali

7:37 here he's like you guys would never believe what my uncle looks like here's me but I we all look like Jackie Chan as the boy yeah it was a weird setup you guys got the Chinese eyes but that looks like you right now right now yep that does look like you smell like that you also sit back like that you also relax like this smile like this yeah look at those Chinese eyes that is what you do dude yeah that's me dude you look like a porcelain doll Anthony for sure it's just this okay he's cute and the eyebrows I'm not saying anything I don't look like a four nine Steve who's in the EDM do you see yourself at all in this I do in this context I can is it the beard the face too it's also a bushy eyebrows bro I've seen Anthony make that face it

8:28 says happy birthday Chef Anthony did Ken send that imagine necklaces and the whole look at that even his style dude oh yeah he could be your little friend I don't wear necklaces he could be a little brother oh that guy I like that guy he makes dope knives he makes the same fish this guy makes some of the sickest knives out there yeah that's what Joe doesn't give a ████ what you're talking about just straight up says Joe everyone tags me in his comments that's that's old Steve that is old Steve it says Steve's Christmas card to Anthony that guy's name is Anthony Lee I think it is yeah wow what a kawinky dink Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas wow that's old Steve I can't alternate you kind of looks like George Clooney

9:18 that's no that's old it just looks like that looks like old Steve I think it's the that's him look at his crypto portfolio in the future his hairline and his head shape it's the easy to draw lips can't get it wrong easy to draw lips what's that dude right there I don't know that's Jimmy's name I guess if I had to pick it'd be Anthony but it doesn't really look like Anthony doesn't is this another Asian guy I need to look alike I couldn't get a better picture in fear of police being called on me oh take it easy bro that's not even close to Anthony I know but like if I had to pick what they were saying sure is it because of the hair yeah it might be yeah because of the older yeah okay sure Barton Nick yeah your love child

10:10 what's Juvederm no I can't I don't know we're not focusing on it bro this guy's got good skin I think I got a t-shirt like that you do it says Nick making it big on Juvederm dude Nick I already made it Nick got a sponsorship I think he's making I think so I think I could be like like small thrills his eyes are closing though smile normal hahaha yeah it's pretty good are you able to smile when someone commands you smile smile when they command me I have my head starts you look like a pug like when you're doing like super rare shoots do a smile that's all upper teeth like him yeah I did yeah you suck at ████ smiling he I don't

11:00 even know how he did the lower teeth only you can't do it huh I could do a mean underbite I can do that oh that's mean yeah from here down Bart Bart yeah like here you mean that's Ryan right there Steve's singing and on the keyboard oh great description I really like these descriptions this is oh God I'm not gonna guess I don't know it's Bart Ryan that's Nick what fart how the last time they gave her they showed black Bart that was really Barbed that's the one

11:50 that we call Geo on yeah not at all no it's just that it's the no it's the head shape that's why you don't even see a slight Essence it's just a head shape no nothing not even a little bit Yeah does it feel like looking in a mirror no I got a black time more yeah the black guy more for sure you know that guy responded really he's actual influencer he has 100 something thousand followers what did he say he said no I don't think we look alike he's not even close or something yeah nice I thought it looked like black Bart do you think it was he was offended Steve for sure that's why he's not here today he's at work that's freaking Steve dude it's him roasting somebody that really looks like him that looks like Steve laughs in that reaction too yeah he's wheezing with the hat yeah the matching hat to shirt helps

12:41 too which one bro oh God oh my gosh dude this far left this one's really good are they the same none of them look like us oh Nick Anthony Bart and Joe this one's more Joe for sure yeah far right it kind of looks like Joe though me because they're Japanese the Bartlett what the ████ is oozer eats oozer doesn't that look like David though the BART it looks more it resembles more David look at that loser eat man some Japanese food delivery that does that does look like David a little bit more yeah the guy in the middle I don't know who that is bro it's obviously me I don't think that looks not even because of the like wavy bangs well yeah why does why does guys and girls clothes look so funny I mean I get

13:33 it I get it I guess I don't get it yeah again no no they just this might be the worst one she's she's pretty though whatever this is yeah she looks nothing like Geo there's not a specific thing inside yeah this is Geo no way that could be because I'm here and you guys are like going back and forth no they just picked the Latin lady yeah if she's Latin America she looks like she's our median or something your argument went out the window real fast well I mean she in Glendale what's up I don't know Bart Steve yeah what's his name the actor was it uh the saber tooth yeah what's his name leaf leaves yeah that's right Donovan bro damn so if they're white no matter what but that doesn't even look like Steve Steve that's a lot of like just random

14:23 the outline of his head might be like Steve but that's about it maybe the nose he's right behind him dude Joe Mexican Joe that's so funny Mexican show I kind of saw it yeah what is it I see this more than I see the Geo one yeah yeah yeah okay it's the head shape Anthony Josh it says oh wait it doesn't say anything oh you just duped us this doesn't say anything it says Luna so it's all of us that could be Anthony I think this might have this was supposed to be you whoa look at the ears move the ear stick out so like if we put like white powder all over his face yeah he does look good

15:14 that's me Joe and Nick all together yeah that's a combo dude missing I know it sucks that this guy's missing but maybe we're bringing awareness to it that's Darian I don't know who that is Anthony Anthony I do see it more Anthony that's more soy tip ah yeah that is Filipino Anthony a little ding huh yep little Ding-A-Ling that's candy that's can Dude That's supposed to be me but like ████ back in the day no that's 10. it's just the hair that Joe that's Joe that's Joe back in the day that has to be a Tanger Joe tattoo

16:04 you did for a joke yeah yeah bar shaved my top head you said you're getting sick of your ponytail huh I might do that yeah I don't know I said you really gonna rock this for a while I don't want to do that I don't think it's just a little I'll do a bowl cut like if Ken and Joe had a baby oh yeah I see that that's true oh yeah all right Steve is that Steve no that's really like that's Steve if he ran Spartan races or something that's one of the best teams that is the best one okay we'll pack Steve that's Steve that's Steve once he gives up his monster he's he's a friend yeah he's he's shown up a few times everyone keeps saying this looks like chubby Joe we did a video together he goes you guys look like brother what's this guy's name

16:55 uh well his name is Chef kale um Chef Khaled yeah oh my good ████ that's crazy it's definitely gel on the right Joe and Asian James Brown [Laughter] that's amazing oh ████ Nick dude no it's Asian James Brown dude Bart and Joe World War II Barton Joe aim station James Brown is way better that is good I think he's good I'm feeling good I feel good though is that the last one wait let me see that is funny dude

17:45 is really good Steve has a lot to choose from huh Steve seems to be like the he's like the easiest because people just be sending if it's white it's right all the time I think a lot of them do it's kind of resemble they resemble him but then there's ones that look just like him and some that are like nah they're just his fat they look like his relatives that he's the last one what do you guys think that any of those really Brown James Brown was spot on that's the most accurate and then that's the one that's about it the best one ever of all time is Bart in the Taiwanese uh 7-Eleven oh yeah that's a hard one at the top to bottom Behavior the one that was freaking out where the squat when he's like screaming the khaki shorts yeah yeah yeah that's that's unhanded Bart I have shorts exactly like that no I've seen weirdo shorts your

18:35 butt's definitely bigger and nicer I'll say that but nicer I'll say that but I don't think he's fat you guys are twisting my words I think he's a large man that was a pretty strong he's a large person dude that's a very strong opener yeah Steve's at least like 210 bro wow that's ████ up imagine 210 on top of you bro that's a lot of weight whoa no what do you mean like when you when you get a person who's 210 pounds on top of you that's foreign

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