0:00 Have you guys heard of the housekeeping games? >> No. >> Check this out. >> Oh, yeah. They have them here. Wait, they're just drawing a S around. They're not cleaning the floor. What the hell? >> Cool, dude. >> I was watching them do like a bed making competition. Like how ████ quick they got. >> That's objective. You got to pick up all the ████ off the floor. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> This was just on ESPN 8 like two nights ago. >> No way. >> Dude, she smoked the other chicks. >> Yeah, I saw this ████ right here. >> This one's crazy. racism. >> Big old quit. >> She sucks at making a bed. >> That ████ sucks. >> How'd she get up to that level? >> Okay. She sucks ass. >> This is great for sponsors. >> Oh yeah. >> And do like different hotels send their like top people? >> I think I think that's the idea. Yeah. >> And it's like Vegas hotels. They got to be good at it,
0:50 >> right? >> They got to be. >> What if it's like the alltime winners are like Mandalay Babe or whatever? Like it's like the win team is always doing it. But it's probably like real life where like all these like really rich hotels send their people and then they get beat by like a Rison lady that's like [laughter] >> you know what I mean? She's just she's just a ████ you know? Or if you throw some ████ recruits from boot camp, they'll smoke ALL THESE. THESE GUYS ARE MOVING SO ████ slow. >> You think? >> No urgency. >> Literally no one. >> No one's smoking them while they >> Yeah, they're moving. They're moving so There's no one yelling and spitting in their face. They're moving so ████ slow. >> Yeah, dude. This can be like a freaking comedy movie from the '90s where you have this rag tag like Motel 6 group that needs to save the ████ motel. >> They got to beat Bellagio. >> Yeah. And then they come here and they have to race all the top teams and ████ >> Good idea. >> That is a really good that says 1 minute
1:40 43. I bet you I can make a bed in 60 seconds. >> Do you want to try it? >> I bet I could. >> We could film it for for shorts. [laughter] >> I think I could. You got to put the in 60 seconds. It's a tight sheet. The flat sheet folded over. >> They're clearly given a sheet that's like folded up in some ████ up way. >> Yeah, it's like >> Yeah, but then you see the way she's opening it. >> Yeah. >> Look at that. Like she's like she's not doing the >> Yeah, it needs to be like boom. Like I bet you you get like the double tree uh housekeeper from Singapore and she'll smoke these ████ >> Yeah, probably. >> Cuz what the hell is this ████ ████ >> And I'm like, haven't you done it a million times? Don't you have some kind of like style? >> It needs to be like boom. It's already open once. Like 1 2 3 that part's done. 1 2 3 that other part's done. >> Yeah. Remember we went to that Double Tree in like Malaysia and they had a pillow menu. That was the first time I was like >> a pillow menu.
2:30 >> It was a menu of pillows and then they had a warm cookie in a drawer. >> Oh yeah. When you sign when you showed up to ████ put your name in or whatever, they busted out the the hot cookies that they just gave you >> next to like like you know where they're typing and then they have like pens and stuff. When you're done they go, "Would you like a cookie?" I'm like, "Oh, sure." And they pull it out and it's warm. I'm like, "What the ████ is your You have drawer warmers." >> Whoa. [laughter] >> Drawer drawer warmer. >> I'm hot. I'm like, "I don't even know what you did, but that was magic." And I'm going to give you this place five stars. >> You know what's crazy though? We were paying like a hundred or $200 US for like five star service that'll probably cost like 800 bucks or a,000 a night here. >> Best, dude. When I was in Bali, it's the same ████ It's like fivestar resort like 80 bucks a night. >> Yeah. It's the best. There's like a ████ indoor waterfall and you're like, "What the hell?" That was the first time I tasted class.
3:20 >> What do you mean tasted? Oh, class. >> Class. Like, wow. Like, I feel rich. And then they're like, I'm like, "Do I even belong here?" >> Rich with American money. >> I know, >> dude. What's crazy is they knew my name like when I came back a year later, they remember my ████ name, dude. >> That's awesome. >> Like just on site. >> Yeah. Like that's how like either I'm that cool or they're that good. >> Did you stay at the Ritz Carlton? No, I stayed at some resort in Bali. >> Wow. >> And like they remembered my name a year later. What >> kind of impression did you make the first time? >> I'm a tight guy. Everyone I think they were just big Steve heads maybe. >> They're all just Kinjas. >> It could be. >> Oh my god. Imagine they're Kas. >> They're kas. You know they're big Steve heads. >> Kes is actually hella steads in there. I didn't know. >> But you know at the Ritz I stayed at one in Austria and um they they kind of stalk your patterns. So by the like
4:11 couple like the next day or whatever. They already know like your temperature, what you have everything set at. Like I like a lot of water. So then when I came in there was like five bottles for me. Everything was like done. >> That's nice. >> Yeah. And I was like are do they have a camera in here? What the ████ >> Wow. I think they were like looking at how many bottles of water I drank and I like threw away. >> Whoa. >> So then they probably looked at the trash and they're like oh he's he likes water. >> See that's so different. Like >> he likes water. >> A Vegas hotel. You accidentally knock into the mini fridge and they're like, "Dude, you you you get charged for four beverages >> and you're like, "What the hell?" >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> I like places that actually like you. >> Yeah. They care about you. There's attention to detail. They monitor what you're doing and they almost like you don't even have to ask for things and they already know how to make your stay better. >> Hell yeah. >> That's so ████ cool. >> How do you guys think your wives would do on this if if you're doing housekeeping games? >> I don't know if my wife is the fastest,
5:04 >> but smells good. >> What do you mean? That's it? like she's good at like fresh fresh laundry smell and keeping things clean like uh she'll do like change the sheets weekly so she's really on top of it >> but I don't know if she could like be the fastest >> Yeah smack can't do anything quickly that's not going to be her game >> really >> nah >> who who do you think is faster you or her at making the bed >> if we had to do it for speed obviously I would >> you'll smoke her >> yeah because because that's like guys are used to being competitive like that for stupid ████ but at the end, do you think the result will be the same? Like cuz qualitywise, >> no, absolutely not. Her quality would be way better. >> Hers will have like less wrinkles. >> Yeah, but if we're doing it for speed, I'm doing it for speed. Yeah. >> What if it's for speed and aesthetic? >> I would still win if by a margin her quality wouldn't be that much fat better
5:54 than my speed. >> Got it. >> Like cuz I could I could do it really quickly and badly. >> Is she Are you competing with a pregnant lady right now? Are you talking about her at her peak excellence? [laughter] Well, pregnant ladies are super heroes, so it wouldn't be fair. [laughter] >> The mayor's back. >> Yeah. >> Key the city. >> Thank you. >> My wife is better at scrubbing the floor and washing dishes than I am. >> Oh, how come? >> I just >> cuz you don't do it. >> I just say that so that I never have to do it. [laughter] You're so good. Why would I do it? Doesn't make any sense. >> Where would you guys win? Like actual like with quality and speed. I think I would win at defending myself. [laughter] >> What the? >> So, like the other day, um Nikki's like, "Why didn't you run the dishwasher? It's full." And I'm like, "Okay, got to
6:45 defend myself here." And I'm like uh I open the dishwasher. I'm like, "Look, there's like a space right here >> for a cup. You don't want to waste water." >> And then I'm just like, "Is she is she buying this ████ Is she buying this s███?" You know? And then she's just like, "There's no ████ space." Look, she's like, she's like, and I like take I like rearrange it a little bit to like make a space, but like I'm just defending myself. That I'm literally just bullshitting. >> That's like the same as like smashing the trash down further so you don't have to take it out. >> You're like, that's why I didn't take it out. Look at all the space. >> Yeah, there's tons of space here. >> No, I'm good at defending myself and that's about it. >> They should have those uh Olympics then. >> Oh yeah, dude. For guys, >> the defense Olympics >> making excuses, >> right? Bad defenses. >> But I definitely am that guy. >> What were the events? There's bed making, vacuum, vacuuming, >> mopping. >> Mopping. >> Is that it? Just three? >> Um, vacuuming was my favorite one.
7:35 >> I think I probably kill it with the vacuuming and the mopping. >> They got to have like windows. They got to have windows, too, right? Like window washing is like a That's a stereotypically good. >> That would be a good one. >> Have you I've seen those uh actual window cleaning >> competition. Really? >> Yeah. And they really do like make them s████ look uh super invisible. >> See, look at how dainty they are when they do that. You got to go harder, man. >> They should do one where it's like extreme stain removal, too. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like you have a sheet that someone busted four nuts in, soy sauce, coffee, and how long it takes for you to get it off. [laughter] >> You should do like common hotel things like people getting into a gunfight, blood stains. My neighbor does uh tile does tile competitions. >> Tile tiling. Tiling, you know.
8:25 >> Oh, like setting up a ████ tile like in a bathroom. >> Yeah, bathroom renovations. Yeah, he competes in those and wins them. He flies out to do them. >> How do you compete? Like you build a shower in in front of >> They send out different uh representatives for different tiling companies or like contracting companies and they literally work on the same thing side by side. Like each person has their own like fake shower at this convention hall and then they just go go and then they all just do the job and whoever gets the best uh ratings wins. >> Damn. >> Yeah, they have competition for ████ everything. >> Everything. I know. >> But the coolest thing is are trades like that. Like they'll do vinyl rap competitions for cars. Yeah. >> You know, like everything. And it's so cool to see how good people can get. That's why I'm not impressed by this cuz you think you'd see some crazy insane anomaly you've never seen before because these are the best of the best. But that ████ doesn't look that great.
9:15 >> No, [laughter] >> they look sloppy. >> I think that ████ like this though is awesome for gamblers cuz it's like right now is a dead zone for sports. >> Like there's really not sports going on right now. Like it's preseason football and Major League Baseball, but every day is Major League Baseball. >> So just I think this gives gamblers something to do. >> True. Cuz you don't even know like like if they're not allstar like athletes, there's no stats. >> Yeah. You're just there. You're like, "Oh, she looks like she could clean." It's too easy to fix. >> They should put stats to like 53, 190 lb. You're like, "Oh ████ she looks dirty." >> Consuela. >> It's like, "Oh ████ she's Mexican. She's a pure Mexican." It's like, "Oh ████ Oh ████ I might bet on her." >> I would, too. >> Does she speak English? Damn. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Recently immigrated. She's good. >> Exactly. Or, "Oh ████ she's a Vietnamese mom. I'm I'm betting on I'm probably going to bet on her."
10:05 >> Yeah. [laughter] She's going to win the mopping part for sure. >> But then do you think trans people would still kill it in this though? They got both. >> I know, right? >> They got the quality and the speed. >> Yeah. And they're like, I can fit a put a bed a fitted sheet on this bed. [laughter] We love you trans
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