0:00 you can be sued over Bank errors all the time yeah if that's a if that's the law then the kid that's drowning at the pool should get charged for stealing and drinking the pool water you didn't pay for that [Music] so a resident in Trumbull where do you think that is Nick Trumbull Trumbull Trumbull somewhere in Washington jumble that sounds like Canada Trumbull is in Connecticut Canada Connecticut Washington I get it have you guys ever been to Connecticut never no is it pretty cool no I was just asking you drove through it I don't think I have is that New England yeah unless you work at ESPN though a guy um says he did nothing wrong I believe
0:50 while he is being charged with third degree larceny after police say he stole a bag with several thousand dollars worth of tax funds after he is just walking outside of the bank in May and he sees it back and he's just like I think I'm just gonna take this bag and go about my day yeah and so he did bag full of cash how does he knows tax funds it could have just been a bag full of money yeah you don't know he says he thought it was his freaking lucky day yeah that's what I would have thought about 9 30 in the morning he's whistling around walking it's a bag of cash he sees a bag of cash he's like leprechauns blessing is it like the dollar emoji on the outside of like a ████ sack like what is it things like this don't happen in trouble exactly so he he goes out uh on the parking lot he sees something on the ground and there's no one around so he's like all right I'm
1:41 gonna check this out I guess I'll take it picks it up and sure enough it's a bag filled with ████ cash and and apparently um an employee of the tax collector's office had happened to be on their way to make a delivery to the bank branch on what they call Quality Street and he dropped one but he was unable to locate the deposit bag so he's just like yeah where the ████ did I put that thing so he reported the missing funds they need to chop his arm off dude that's a ████ that's a racket right there a little bit don't they ████ handcuff you to like things that are important nuclear codes only oh hey Steve in the article does it say how much money was in the bag that's a good question I think it's time for you to leave larceny and theft lotion is used in like rap songs by Jay-Z grand larceny says nearly five thousand dollars okay that's it that's
2:31 it they tripping over pretty small bag huh it was a ████ album be a knapsack huh five thousand dollars in cash it was in quarters oh it's in quarters it was not important oh this guy's strong at deadly yeah what do you guys really think of that law where like if the ATM accidentally starts spitting cash out you're a thief for taking it I think it's ████ that's ████ because it's actually shooting it at you but who's it protecting though right that's not protecting you should be like your honor I claim uh Finders Keepers losers weepers yes and then they'll be like oh ████ that's a good one because you could be super over Bank errors all the time yeah if that's a if that's the law then the kid that's drowning at the pool should get charged for stealing and drinking the
3:22 pool water ████ sucking up all that water huh I was not expecting you find these things I'm like so amazed yeah dude how fast you're drinking all the water we're in here look at that yeah save him we're trying to save the pool yeah we need that water yeah same ████ man there's been a time when I once got money transferred out of my account and I called the bank because I didn't do it and I was like oh ████ damn dude you're being siphoned yeah I was like someone's identity theft me and I was like I never paid this person ever in my life it was 60 bucks man and you know like yeah you're like 18 like that's like that's a lot of money that's like sixty thousand dollars right and
4:12 I'm like 10 meals right there oh I was like 60 I'm like dude I've been Bank heisted yeah and then they're like Italian jobs sir we uh that was a mistake on our end and I was thinking holy ████ I'm set back there I was like can I symbol bro Zildjian right at the ████ end too this ████ and I was like can I get 60 can I get 60 bucks plus interest because you know if they hold your money oh oh you asked for interest yeah opportunity cost you asked for interest no he laughed he says Ah no we'll fix that mistake for you right away we only get interest sir okay have a great day so we only get he just has to clarify yeah only we make money because they borrowed my money for like a week I didn't know this for a while so they brought your money as soon as you put it in the encounter no they lend
5:02 your money yeah they sure it is Gangster because when my dad passed in October I was looking at my dad's accounts and he gets Social Security checks right and I think maybe like a thousand or Eleven Hundred a month or whatever and then he passed in October in November you gotta check from Social Security and in December another one came in and I was like oh I'm not trying to do anything legal I'm just going to observe what's going on yeah what's going with this like passive income I got a little side hustle going yeah yeah and I was and then in January it goes 1100 debit another 1100 debate oh they took it back yeah I was like holy ████ because they knew when he passed government will take whatever is there should have just ████ spent it I was like that's ████ crazy I didn't know it can go like they could just pull ████ out the other way yeah ████ was crazy if you're walking by an ATM and it starts spitting cash at you and you don't immediately try to grab as much
5:53 cash as you can you're a ████ idiot hey you're in the car you know what I did these days that I'm pretty proud of when I see a coin on the ground I don't pick it up what why it's good luck not a penny though I thought penny is good luck I pick it up sometimes think about all the bad luck you had today heads up yeah it's for luck I pick up quarters for sure because of parking meters uh no I just go like I made it now give it to the next person uh pass it along sitting on your high horse over there did you make it with your rich guy over here pay it forward kind of guy people calling you going like hey dude your doorknobs are falling off your your ice machine's all busted and ████ he's like I made it yeah he's like I don't need that luck give it to the next guy how about this you're in the Caesars Palace and you see a hundred dollar chip on the ground that's different that's a hundred dollars not five cents you know I made it this way a thousand there what if it's a dollar chip would
6:43 you leave it or would you keep it walking a dollar yeah anything over 99 Cents bro I'm taking well every no all right I made it because anything over 20 cents I'll pick it up because the 25 cent is very useful yeah 25 cents I would trade all of my dimes for quarters Jordan when you're at Panda Express and they're like would you like to donate to like children hospital oh ████ no die whoa whoa when I go to when I go to PetSmart you don't want to round up never save the whales ever I always round up if it's less than 20 cents to round up but if it's like round up for 72 cents I'm like ████ no I'm not gonna go home well I do a gift to charity only when I know the organizers I only donate when I'm trying to impress the person who's ringing me up exactly if I think she's a little cutie Cutie Pie yeah and then I'm like you know actually I'll do five dollars on that I'm like hey it's for the kids you put your hand on her
7:34 shoulder sick all right it's for the kids I I trust like the the non-profit organizations where you know the team it's a small team you know where they're kind of using the money and then like um also direct to families like people that need it like during the Maui stuff I didn't go to ████ Red Cross ████ those guys yeah ████ them yeah but the subject of the conversation is Cutie Pies what about Cutie Pies yeah they're real cute he chose the cutest family well there's a lot in Amsterdam but I'm not in that game anymore yeah I donate to them stand up you made it dude standard guy yeah I wish there was a box to like only donate to certain people yeah if I like if I knew I was giving because like my uncle like has diabetes right I would love to give money to diabetes research but just not him it's like when you donate to like starving kids in another country and they send you a photo if you were like
8:25 can I get the photos first which kid am I gonna die yeah and you're like um I will get Terrance uh Rachel we don't give any to Craig he looks like he eats enough um what about like adopting an acre of land somewhere they'll never see how do you adopt a lamb it's like you're funding for the for cleaning the land that's like the people no I better own that ████ that's like the people who are like it's like they they clean this part of the freeway yeah adopt the highway yeah how do we get in the business of selling people Stars bro because that seems like a ████ bro you can do it right now hey comment below if you guys want to ████ well yeah don't they name Stars after you yeah but who the ████ can ever keep track of that nah they give you a whole ████ thing but NASA
9:15 doesn't it doesn't they don't add your star to their registry dude they're not like adding attack added to the registry that you see but not the one that they give a ████ about that's a real recipe oh man I know dude I got some Stars I got hella ex-girlfriends up there in the sky it's basically the who's who but just like astronomically remember that they were you buy into who's who absolutely [Music] foreign
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