0:00 [Music] uh welcome back to another episode of careful boys we're in the middle of a donut attack and then we just got attacked again oh um what the ████ I think this is a new type of assault that we like to call dumpling assault oh I believe it's called a mini churro with Nutella dipping attack what the what the interesting get this out here we have here when I said churros well see what we did was when we thought you were going to lose your Donuts we decided to do a thing we wanted to cheer you up and do a recovery I need to make a coffee not like Joe yeah these ones are Nutella filed churros okay I will these dude just regulars what's the difference Nutella Phil
0:51 Charles sounds gay one of these are Dolce dele filled Dolce dee oh I like DOL de spread them around is the beste this is going to bust in your mouth oh wow yeah we're getting attacked a lot so yeah I really I really didn't know you'd find your Donuts so so you just did this as a as a cheer cheer me up yeah dude thanks man over here dude all right you guys are really nice it's warm too straight up bust in your mouth yeah I think these are gay my favorite these are gay snacks wow this one's yeah it's a cinnamon Gizzy yes about to get a sugar crash though bro oh yeah it is David gin said no such thing in your mind sugar
1:44 crash don't have gay busting right here these are just like ultimate RS though I'll share whats all right Yeahs all right here let's rip it honestly I don't need to dip this as it is off for straight up yeah these are good churros God damn do you guys have any um I guess the donuts would have been one but in your life are there any more Unsolved Mysteries that you have oh ████ yeah you know mine which ones why my dad left oh my God my dad left permanently is he dead he hung himself in the garage wait I can't tell if everyone serious wait Nick tell her you don't believe me have this conversation like
2:35 one to one with Gucci out of this one I'll let you speak your truth you know what I mean have a A to B convo at this moment go ahead we're going to eat churros we'll just eat churros and I'm going to look at the ground ask him anything ask do AMA do am ask me anything find out if he's lying or not just ask question try to tell if he's lying okay yeah you just ask question try to try to crack the case can I get on the TA a dipping sauce yes sir okay he passed away natural CES he did pass pass away um the materials are natural I suppose natural materials it's all organic the materials so there were objects used could be hemp or something I don't know I don't know wait okay are you are you okay wow I am thanks for caring
3:26 about me wow that's why didn't we think of asking that and thanks for flipping chapters in the book cuz you know most people like chapter one chapter two she's like let's go to chapter 3D oh okay he's okay he's okay all right yeah um she went straight to happy ending or not no no facts so yeah Gucci's going to figure out this whole thing for you guys there a murder mystery I I want to tread lightly but heavily heavily put your foot on the gas question that you don't know the answer to and she should answer them how the ████ she just know less of my mystery than I do she got guess she getting she getting CL so so what happened what do you know happened this really good Ryan so what happened very close to us I guess let's see how far back should I go where it makes sense okay here we go I moved to Vegas yeah and then um my dad's
4:19 like oh okay cool that's pretty cool um he was like maybe I should move to Vegas too cuz you know I want to be with you I want to be with my grandson I'm like let me live there for a year cuz cuz anywhere you go there's going to be a honeymoon face let me live there for at least a year if I stick around move over um if not maybe I'll move back cuz a lot of people move back to where they came from I Okay cool so that was the plan 3 months in he's like I can't take it anymore I don't know why cuz every time I come to La I see him which is less which is more than when I used to see him when I already lived in California and I was all right fine if you have to go back on this plan and and you really want to move over over there let's start the process we have to sell his La house and then start looking for a house over there we got his La house uh sold and
5:09 then we we got a new development which means they have to they have to build the house so it's like a brand new house that's dope okay which is dope so he decided and my wife is like well we just have him move in with us for the time being that so knife yeah so I'm awesome so he moves in with us and it's really cool I help him lose like 40 lbs cuz weight was a issue but I'm like in Fitness so I like I was able to like work out with them and spend all kinds of new father son time out of nowhere he goes you know what I think would be a great idea and I was like what he goes what if I move back in with your mom and we rekindle relationships cuz he's sexy now I didn't think about that new B yeah I did not Revenge that's new information about that either this is so Breaking Bad just went better call off like that
6:02 Revenge yeah so he he um and I was like you know what I don't think that's a good idea you said this yes cuz I'm like I think you guys got divorced for a reason and mom hasn't mentioned you in like 30 plus years she don't give a ████ so realistic right I'm like she don't give a ████ about you straight shooter and then uh he's like oh okay and then what I found out later is behind my back during his trips to LA to see like his brother and other family he already visited my mom and like tried to talk to her and all the stuff try to like Grease the wheels and like hey like what do you think or whatever you know he got fit he's all confident now yeah why did it have leaning against the wall but he's like flexing his biceps and stuff yeah I he's like Nacho Libre
6:53 flexing his butt cheeks and saying but it's also no shock like you were together why is it behind your back um well cuz I told him it's a bad idea don't talk to Mom mom doesn't want to talk to you and then he's like not even a visit just to like peek her interest I'm like no just leave it alone just leave it alone and then so for him to even see my mom is like going back against what we agreed upon cuz I know my mom doesn't want anything to do with him uh-huh okay and then um so we ended up have uh selling our house um in Vegas cuz we're moving to another house and when we're selling that house my dad's like oh you know what this will be the perfect time for me to uh I guess move in with your mom cuz me and me my wife and my kid are moving into an apartment waiting for the next house to get built and uh I was like what do you mean like
7:43 so you talk to Mom she goes oh you're not going to believe this I was at this Buddhist temple there one in Hasan Heights I was just walking around with the at the Buddhist temple with my brother and guess who I saw your mom what are the chances and then at that that time I talked to my mom I was like were you guys really just walking around and just by coincidence you ran into him my mom's like yeah I'm like okay later that ████ fast forward it's a good play by him after my dad passes away my mom's like no my I promised your dad that I was going to lie to you oh my God they're sneaking around my God wait I'm like why can't people just ████ keep keep the truth the truth right Junior High kids yeah I'm like whatever it's like y'all
8:33 already got married and y'all already did everything you needed to do he's here like we know how he got here yeah but it's kind of romantic okay so so he ends up moving in with my mom I guess like from my mom's perspective and this is her being extra nice I think she was thinking oh that dude's probably ████ hella annoying so if I say no he's going to continue to like bother Bart over whatever he has his own family to deal with let me just take him in so I think my mom was trying to be selfless but I told both of them if you guys are going to do this ████ and you guys have fights and I know you guys are going to fight which is why your guys' marriage didn't work out don't bring me into it you guys are adults I don't want like well well your dad said this and your mom said I'm like I don't I don't want to deal with any of that drama if you guys have drama you
9:23 guys figured out and it was like deal okay fine so my dad uh uh goes and leaves Vegas and the creepy part or not creepy I guess kind of creepy but not creepy he he goes my dad is not affectionate he's like a a standard Asian Dad yeah the last day he leaves Vegas he goes see you in the next life wait I'm sorry what that's insane and I was like like this so out of That's So out of pocket I was like the ████ does that mean slap his hand hey yo what the ████ anything so I'm just like this ████ tripping or whatever you know I don't know he's going through some ████ yeah I'm like I don't know maybe it's like you know like dudes soften up when they become grandparents I'm like whatever I'm I don't know what
10:13 the see you in the next life did he say it in in Chinese in Chinese wait how does that sound like ████ no no no knock it off do it again one more time no it's more it's more what yeah like bro when you put your hand on my face it's alarming y right it's alarming on me too my dad doesn't do that ████ my dad doesn't hug me or do whatever you got rough hands yeah that's wrong so he so I'm like all right cool whatever I good job whatever you know good job I'm like just call me when you get to La just want to make sure that the drive is smooth he gets there calls me he's there okay cool and uh he lives there for like
11:05 a week ████ calls me ████ can't take this ████ she wants me to do this or what and that I'm like I ████ told you Mom is difficult my mom lives a crazy lifestyle she ████ wakes up at like 5:00 a.m. does these Buddhist burpees and then only eats I'm sorry Buddhist burpees what is yeah she like does a servant I call the Buddhist burpees like you like where you like go down and bow right uh-huh and she does like aund of them like three times a day and then she eats vegetarian food She's Fit she goes to the park and she likes to imagine that there's ████ there like she's just she's crazy she's hard to deal with imagine be like beautiful oh this so beautiful and I'm like ████ you're in serritos dude like you're not that not y she's practicing gratitude or maybe practice
11:55 her affirmation hello bear hello kangaroo different animals I love it hear that's my mom like wow pict in Toritos yeah I'm like ████ it's ████ she's at the auto Square yeah yeah yeah yeah Hond world so my dad this this ████ is difficult on my ████ told you and then my mom's like he's being difficult and I'm like drug that yeah and I was like ████ I ████ knew this was going to happen and I'm like whatever you guys deal with it I don't want to deal with it um and I'm like Dad your house is almost done being built anyways yeah um whenever is done you move back to Vegas um and then silence for maybe a week oh
12:49 and then I was like okay cool you know what oh no no uh and then I remember so we we arranged that we're going to have a family meeting to figure out what the ████ going to happen because my dad actually didn't want to complete moving to Vegas so I'm like okay so we got you to this house for no ████ reason then so you had to purchase it yeah yeah so we're like okay so what we're going to do is maybe have to sell your Vegas house to buy you a la house again I'm like let's just have a family meeting and figure this ████ out I'll be there next ████ Sunday or Monday or whatever right that was the plan 3 days before that um I take a nap I wake up this is Saturday or a Friday or something and I get a text from my mom and my mom says your dad commits suicide and I was like man this ████ don't know how to speak English or oh no or like autoc correct is crazy he's like
13:39 ████ it's citos I'm like I don't know might have been auto correct she might have typed ████ she found a new sushi PL or not sush super slide so I call her and I'm like and she likes to exaggerate sometimes like oh there's a dinosaur outside I'm like what is that an exaggeration of ████ a lizard or something I don't know but she'll like things get big in her brain so I call her I'm like hey Mom you can't like like what's going on like you can't mess around like this and then she's like no your your your daddy dead and then I was like ████ like what do you mean dead cuz also there's a phrase in Chinese there's a he on disbelief so you know in English you know how things are as ████ like crazy as ████ oh there's a Chinese version of that well the Chinese
14:29 version is something as dead like it's like oh that's big as dead or whatever so I'm like I'm like what do you mean like dead and he goes like no like your like your dad killed himself he's he's dead like he's dead as dead yeah yeah like dead is dead and then I was like and she's like and the police are here and I was like oh ████ this is real and I'm like wait at her house at her house I was like like what do you mean police he's like this this yallo tape everywhere and then I was like oh ████ I'm like okay a reliable sword yeah cuz it's hard to understand I'm like and I'm trying to get the clues I'm like okay so there's Yellow Tape everywhere I'm like uh like can you go in the house go no they not let me in my own house oh that's how you know was real that part and then in the back in the in the in the uh back part of the the the house
15:19 I can hear like you know like police officers talking to each other whatever like that and I'm like oh ████ this is this is crazy so I'm okay I'll be there right now so I start packing my bag Gio comes in I'm before she even came in I'm like staring at the wall like you know when to get hit with crazy news you're just like is this ████ real like what the ████ and I tell her I'm like this is ████ crazy I can't believe it's got this news I'm I think I have to go right now she was like yeah go I pack my bags and I just ████ hauling ass uh down um all the way to La I I get to my mom's house and yeah there's like still remnants of the Yellow Tape they already left they already took his body I see like the I guess the not the crime scene but I see the scene of like where it happens and I'm like holy ████ so that's what happened that's dis and he's trying
16:09 to solve the mystery of why he done it cuz after it happened I dug through all this ████ I was hoping to get a note or some sort of thing but all his clothes all his luggage everywhere I didn't find anything I went went through his texts he was texting some chick from Utah called L snow no way no stop well it's like in Chinese like like Shia Shia ████ sh or something like that but it's like it's little snow in Chinese I was like is that snowflake I was like the ████ is he's trying to get into that milk of magnesia yeah I was think I was looking through I trying to find any clue I can and I just don't even know like what like took them off but it seemed like you planned it for months now if you said like see you in the next life ████ you know what I mean I'm like what the
17:00 ████ I don't know oh my God yeah okay this was like two or 3 years ago now what do you got solve the case go okay but like okay how is your mom doing through this she's back at chapter [Laughter] 29 my mom for a year or two would have like traumatic images cuz for her so my dad set her up I I think my my my mom was supposed to go somewhere and my Dad was supposed to like go with her and then that one day my dad's like oh you know what I'm not feeling good like you just go I'm just going to stay home and then she was like okay fine you want to be a loser stay home and so she goes and does whatever errands she needs to do she comes in opens the garage door and that my dad was hanging there and so my
17:51 mom said she had to kind of put like her ████ big girl panties on and just ignore what she's seeing carry her him down do all that ████ and she tried to do it in a gentle way where he doesn't like bang his head on the way cuz my mom's small she's like 90 lbs so she's like she's like grabbed like two chairs and so she's like like a superwoman at this point to be able to do something that crazy yeah and then and then call the cops and do all that so if I saw that ████ like it's going I would have hit that ████ imately immediately I'm H the button ████ I'm not looking hello police immediately you need a come here right now I have a surprise for you come and check it out and I'll just be in that car like this like I didn't see that I didn't ████ see that ████ and when the police come up I'll be
18:42 like there's a guy there yeah for for like months my mom didn't use the garage cuz it's so traumatic oh yeah she can't cuz every time the garage door would open she would get that image so she said she would just park two houses down and then walk through the front door instead of driving W yeah for for months that's so ████ up man crazy poor and then I would like talk to some of my friends like one of my other buddies uh who's a police officer so he scenes all kinds of crime scenes and then uh the minute I told him like Hey my pops uh cuz he he knew my dadz he's like a childhood friend I was like hey my dad committed suicide he goes he probably hung himself huh I was like yeah he goes cuz it's um there's like racial ways of doing things yeah yeah like white people love pills yeah Asians love hanging themselves usually in the garage or a
19:32 closet um yeah it's crazy what's black people is it like cough syrup no I think maybe their dads are gone already how did the black community catch a ████ stray why did we catch a Str this your drama what the ████ H people hurt people they start new families and have a great life how about the how about data how about Mexican oh yeah what did mexan how about what's their choice yeah I don't think black people kill themselves to be real yeah honestly I'm too fly for this ████ I think like I'll figure it out I'll be okay yeah they they they don't know what they missing damn so there were no signs of this there was hindsight though I don't even know if that's a sign I feel like that's the
20:22 that's the note but didn't you say the what does that mean the motive is what's the mo yeah what's the motive behind that yeah yeah this like what was he fed up with he was sexy he was I don't know on some crazy Chinese ████ you know what I mean or some Asian ████ like like you know he's seeing your whole family and like everything that you've done and he just finally recognizes like what weight he's carrying or nuisance he is you know and just being like he might feel like a like you're moving to another house and just like I can't do this to him anymore he's got a good life and he didn't ████ it up if I'm here he might ████ it up that might be too deep for him too I don't know but you know it's like if he's GNA be four like for a month or so like if he's already got the dad's a the second my dad looks at me in the eyes touches my face and says anything like I love you it's over it's over I'm ████ picking that ████ up I'm taking it with yeah I would know right away too
21:12 yeah no way it's too out of the like yeah ████ yeah cuz Asian dads don't do that our your dad is he was retired at that time right retired yeah that's one of the biggest like kind of ways where where someone would commit if they don't have like a family like a big family and all that and then like um one is like um they a lot of old dudes like all they do is work so their identity goes away so they don't know what the ████ to do with life anymore yeah it's crazy cuz even the place where he got his house was technically across the street from ta's uh old Jiu-Jitsu place so we kind of had like life planned out like you can pick him up from school you can take him to Jiu-Jitsu then if me and ever busy just take him straight back to your house you could pick up TA from your house like we
22:03 like yeah was mapped yeah we picked out strategic locations for our New Vegas life to work and then for him to go let me see if I can hit that ████ one more time ████ I'm like we had a life mapped out dude such a ████ Good Son bro that's crazy I don't even know why he left like this crazy he could have been just depressed for years and then like when people retire they have to they have to deal with their thoughts and that's like has nothing to do with the reality now but they're like ████ with the trauma that whatever they dealt with as a childhood or what and he's also not sharing the stuff with anybody he's internalizing all of that bro so you know the conversation you have in your head like I feel like that's you better
22:53 help damn that makes me appreciate when my mom cusses me out for sure for no reason and I mean for no ████ reason I'm like I'd rather you crash out on me than it's just getting it out of her system yeah yeah just get it out bro like that's insane cuz yeah when you bottle that ████ up that ████ is not but it's pretty common for Asian Boomers to like do that it is actually that's that's sad dude if my dad cusses me out today I feel like he's getting younger yeah he's just taking your energy I be like there he is hey I know that but you know narcissists will never off themselves cuz they you know oh great okay I have no problem yeah seriously cuz my pop needs I when I heard I was so jealous I was like oh B how come your dad it's like I wish my dad did ████ like ████ he's all jealous I'll tell you a story about my dad when I was uh I haven't seen him since I was a kid and I was at my brother's way
23:44 you're helping this guy's narrative out a lot right now wait I am what do you mean never mind no no I am you wait for it wait for the end I was at my oldest brother's funeral when he passed in 2021 and then um it was a like a friend of the family was like here and he brought him and I was like who's that it's my dad I didn't recognize him cuz I had seen him for so long that's why I me you at him and I was like oh yeah what's up man what's up what's up dude so oh ████ he had a new Caribbean wife jeez So Random yeah and she pulled me aside she's like I don't know what you been through with your father but me one relationship with you I'm like okay
24:37 girl this is at the funeral that's weird oh you didn't know what been true that's how your dad should have been see you at the next live
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