0:00 however the face is actually really close shut that's actually close in terms of like in terms of like the the head shape is like shorter and rounder that's okay good cuz I remember you saying that between between [Music] those welcome back to a highly illustrative episode of careful boys we got sub and over there we have colen right here next to me we have Iris and Andy on this side today what we're going to do is we're going to do a little bit of art art um we are going to ask let's start with let's start with Iris oh what she a guess um Iris for this one what you're going to do is
0:51 you're going to describe the guy who took your virginity oh no gosh oh that's gross okay um and we're going to try to draw and you tell us who's the closest to how he actually looks all right so start with the start with the top wait are we doing multiple of these so I'm going to draw okay he had how we probably won't do we probably won't do that many of them but just a memory I don't want to recall you got to give us like really good descriptions of his aesthetic here a little bit taller than me he had black hair okay okay died black hair I think am I allowed to ask questions I think yeah can we ask questions yeah yeah yeah yeah what kind what was the texture of the hair he was straight straight hair he was straight he was all the way to his hair how do I draw straight guy uh long medium short hair uh like a medium like a like like
1:44 on the a ears but on the back it's a little bit longer okay okay wolf cut okay kind of straight hair he had a little bit he was white classic okay no need coloring in I don't know why I said was but was I don't know if he's alive you never know I haven't seen him in 3 million years do he have like bangs at all oh this guy definitely has bangs well he had hair like this it was straight and it was black yeah it was yeah we have we have four more four more minutes um was he skinny fat he was skinny what color were his eyes uh I don't ████ know almond shaped eyes round eyes small eyes type like a little bit of a like like a
2:34 like a Asian type eye but not Asian okay so he's asan Asian type eyes God damn it what the ████ cultural appropriate how do I get canceled with this Asian type eyes what kind of nose big nose small nose yeah like oh uh just just do something and see if I can just do all right everybody just think of make a nose it's it's not a wide nose it's not wide how how are his eyebrows yeah um bushy thin I don't remember I I think there were this even exist it was dark he had dark are you still virgin was it bushy still virgin um it look like yours bro no they had a little bit more eyebrows
3:24 than me okay so did you have like a defined jaw strong jaw I don't ████ know oh did he have really thin lips yeah okay good cuz I already made them oh I think I got it he was kind of like a like a teenage emo dude oh man I'm already pass that point crucial not not the side emo bangs but just the middle part did he have like a like middle no he was skinny skinny he had a middle part like a middle like a little side middle part any facial hair I think yeah he had no facial hair facial hair faci hair he was H young do you have long eyelashes he was H Young no was he strong no he was a skinny skinny dude skinny skinny we got one more minute oh God it's kind of like a more pointy chin I think pointy chin oh thank God I this
4:15 what I did okay good when a is here I'm going to show you something funny about chin do he have like freckles or like acne or like no maybe a little acne oh dude I might have gotten it right my guy just looks like a ████ guy cuz he was you might got it right guy looks like a ████ okay weak character all right ready uh 40 40 more seconds keep asking questions or you're not going to get it okay um do you have his ears pierced I don't know no no what was posture like was he was he a good dude or bad dude is he waso he used to cheat on me with his girlfriend but his girlfriend was in jail wa that's loaded as ████ h how do I illustrate that into the I don't know how to do any of what kind of shoes did he wear he was like regular t-shirt was he
5:07 tired at all cuz my guy looks tired yes okay great very tired perfect perfect perfect what kind of shoes Converse make make something up unibrow double double uh no kind of ugly okay I think I got that make it ugly was cheating on you with his ex yeah he this his his things was in ja all right you ready time's up okay now uh put these put these together all right I didn't do a body put these together don't look you said he was skinny so uh I didn't do a body at all stupid insurance fraud okay we don't know who's is who's tell us who got the closest to what this guy actually looks like go ahead take a look and show each one to the camera whoa I should have done a body oh that's do body at all show that show that one to the uh this
5:58 was can't see as well as you can this is that's I that was good oh damn that's close how do you know that's definitely stupid cuz it's close to what I was visualizing damn that's pretty good oh I didn't do a full body PR also hey that's that's cute pretty good he look like a like a character he look American as ████ yeah you can't really he look like a skateboard typical skatebo okay yeah he looks like a skater I like this one wa the body is the most hella skinny yeah he's really skinny what's he thinking what's that thinking it says exir okay all right uh what's so this one oh it's so small it's the smallest tinest why why is he a girl why is he a girl kind of
6:50 looks like a girl but the height is great great height for a tall dude uh for a small dude he's a vampire this is a what is that that's great this one's Dracula oh my God all right which one's closest damn you put the eyeliner okay so this one's forehead looks like Mojo Jojo from girls that's a dope ass drawing this yeah that's actually cool but it doesn't look like my ex damn it that was you oh d That's a good drawing bro this one is also not because his forehead is too small oh man mine's not should have said he had a big ass forehead that's mine that's mine oh okay okay okay uh this
7:40 one this part looks like him kind of dude that's a good hairstyle but this jawline is too like too like muscular his body is exactly the same which I kind of like that Andy yeah exir I already saw him uh this I don't know this one the emo wise emo the emo the emo wise this one but uh this one is also like look alike but just put the head on that body come on it's because it's it's this one or this one oh damn it I'm out that even look like nothing that look like this looks like a from a drawing yeah like how to draw a boy man that was mine dude this one looks like you would like press it on your skin and
8:30 it would transfer like that is so funny so you think it's it's it's a I think it's exgirl wow Andy damn oh dude that's the closest this is actually I can't look up a picture I know his name but I if that's what he looks like I'm you have Facebook I might look I don't have Facebook exactly like I have to friend him on Facebook this is freaking this one's really funny dude farad damn yeah it look like far quad it looks like you said emo so like it look all right here's your oh wait here's your things back all right let's let's uh let's do a girl let's try subin's oh here's your ex girl thing oh yeah oh yeah oh draw oh that one's mine the small one's mine who wanted to draw of course oh you're not drawing you're describing oh here you go oh you have paper read okay suen describe this lovely lady who
9:22 took your virginity and go uh Filipino Vibes Vibes Vibes all right Vibes good like a coke bottle no no it was like a very slim bottle um slim bottle um long hair up to the shoulder 2 inches down from your shoulders the bangs the bangs was uh it was curved out it was curved into her face okay so it wasn't a straight bang it was curved into her face lips were kind of big she likeed to cover her eyes kind of okay cover her eyes with the lips her lips her no no no just the eyes area the the bangs were uh the tip of the bangs were dyed okay oh man pretty straight hair ████ straight hair she got thick ass
10:12 hair uh body was pretty just normal like a regular Kirkland sparkling water bottle like this one Kirkland sparkling water okay were her eyes her eyes were low key medium siiz lowkey medium size lashes like makeup lashes no she she had natural eyelashes oh she had big ass lips she kind not big ass lips big ass lips she had lips ass lips lips keep changing okay all right what else did um dang what was her nose like cute was it like yeah she have a small nose kind of it was kind of medium kind of medium huh was it a round nose like actual round Filipinos got round noses oh it's
11:02 round oh Jesus er's got a crazy anchor nose yeah that's what I'm saying looks crazy nose is wild oh my God there's no going back dude I'm committing to what I just made here whatever does she have any like what kind of eyebrows th uh she had a thin it was Hawaii back in like uh 2000 and uh were was your Banks covering her eyebrows partially yes oh thank God oh nice thank God okay cool um all right okay okay and you said her body is like what she likes to wear jeans and t-shirts was she wear like does she have straight hair or Curly Straight thick hair straight thick down to the shoulder 2000s 2014 Vibes what does she like to wear uh
11:52 jeans and t-shirts okay we're young this is just a draw for my don't say like sequin evening gowns she's Filipino Filipino okay cool I think I got her oh ████ Ryan you better get her out of everyone oh I made her boobs too big oh ████ oh she doesn't have any boobs in this shirt what did did she have big tits dides she have a really long ████ neck because uh she sure does she kind of had a neck kind of had a neck oh how do I fix her what what do you what do artists do to reduce bust size they erase it dang makeup I definitely put makeup on her I didn't mean to ████ this looks this looks crazy
12:45 you're dating men wo wo wo girl drawing a girl women okay uh 30 seconds 30 seconds 30 seconds you said t-shirt and jeans t-shirt and jeans was she cool we're in Middle school middle school oh my gosh that's young wait that's when The Virginity was lost was she like super chill or she was like she's super chill I like that that's that's a that's a late thing you can change at this point was she super chill or crazy what edit what little edit would that be to make someone cuckoo angry the eyes she was chill oh good call that would that would have effect a lot dude I drew the I'm sorry to make her I I don't mean this as an insult if she looks really ugly to you 30 seconds up I
13:37 definitely put makeup papers bring the papers over here you go this just a guy version I mean a girl version of my guy trying to fix the eyes the iris's guy looks so funny for that was great okay go review each one of these and just let us know how close we are what's off what's on and just show it to the camera just so our edit first one we got okay okay okay okay that's not bad does that look like her pretty good I'm going put this one here just a damn someone's already in the running the ████ happened here guys I'm sorry show CL I'm sorry
14:31 was she chill or was she crazy I I couldn't so is that's the that's what when you said crazy that's what you got I couldn't Channel it you couldn't find it oh my gosh she looks like she's in a metal band I love it what really not even close oh man don't fall back in love far off hey now hey you know this this this would have been close but uh too short of a bang oh wow damn titties bro oh this one Dam Ria what the let me see this girl dude yeah let's see her pass her around pass her around fellas
15:22 sorry ladies wait this is the face is actually pretty like really good yeah she looks like you it normal figure actually actual person yeah that's so nice that's probably why I thought it was closer cuz it looked like a person these other ones are wild big ass titties it was the that's crazy I really like that one this one looks like it has like mouth or eyes they're all they're all the same and eyes and mouth that's like the most human looking one for sure all right last one let's do Ria oh this is this this one's really cutea you're saying that's who I lost my virginity to Y okay it's a girl it's a girl it's a girl it's a girl okay I have
16:12 to think back oh my just watching you struggle okay all right Ria go to your dark place go ahead all right petite petite Mexican or Hispanic woman La okay uh skin tone matters it was dark darker oh God I can't I don't have different shades of blue kind what kind of face shape uh round round face big big forehead normal normal okay okay yeah normal forehead what was your hairstyle hairstyle was straight almost kind of like a Bob I would say almost wait wait short bangs love it short bangs no long long bangs probably like tuck behind the ear or some ████ okay okay tuck behind the ears was it oh it was it one side or
17:04 two side how where was the bangs going Bubba both sides both sides both sides both were they swoopy or were they swoopy does she have a big eyes uh n not really like regular medium size eyes classic yeah classic eyes eyes you got the classic eyes okay what kind of nose uh wait this is not I got to start over small nose but like flatter all my noses have been the same anyways I don't know it's just the same person over and over again you said a flatter nose probably like a flatter nose yeah cool but small got it I'm I have to think I have to think really really ████ hard because because quick story this was a one night stand I I I lost I lost my brid gen really late like at 22 damn ████ hey so how long was the hair I like it was it was uh
17:55 shoulder length neck length hair her hair probably her hair is probably a little shorter than uh so it doesn't touch the shoulders but a little bit longer do you remember what what her smile was like yeah past the what yeah was it a wide smile or was it like a small smile I would say it's probably a a wide smile glad you have aile okay bud I I'm trying so hard to remember all this a wild smile wide wide smile wild wild SM yeah does she look tired every time dude at the time yeah she she prob yeah we were both did she look tired we were we were both drunk if you were wondering matter how about the eye prob was she like square or like cook bottle type uh square body ass I wouldn't say not too Coke body but not too Square kind of like
18:45 a kind of she's like skinny skinny yeah I say she was skinny okay she's skinny how about the eyebrows bro eyebrows they were thin huh they were thinner she was thin but they were shapely shapely she got the Mex Mex eyebrows okay okay I don't know what makes Aina eyebrows look like look it up look it up look it up okay um what was her aesthetic what she dress like athetic uh was she hoochie hoochie or was she chill she was probably wearing jeans okay uh crop top and then probably like a like a tank top like a spaghetti strap o I love that already I love it I still have just a face could you uh repeat hey did she have a big Tata or what no she was she was small up top she was small small up top crop top I mean spaghetti hips were wider but she was still very petite hips
19:36 were wider but very petite okay okay okay was she funny I don't ████ know uh H I wouldn't say she was funny we were just drunk at the time was she put in bed did she show her belly button like that yes she show she showed her belly button oh like no she showed more than her belly button uh no I know but what was she wearing when you it off no no no shirt covered her belly button okay okay right as I drew the belly button you can fix it what kind of fly kicks she wear we got one more minute probably like Air Forces oh Air Forces oh ████ okay draw air massive Air Forces right I don't know how to draw air fores she has big tits in mine okay I'm not going to lie I just made that part of I don't remember not a damn thing I love that I love that we're going by your czy ass
20:26 memory it's fun though you just start describing a model I haven't thought about this girl in years I know that's what makes this funny is it's not like you're you know it's like you if you were thinking of the person who meant the most to you about it's too easy it's harder when you have to go to like losing your actual Virginia cuz none of us probably thought about that person cuz none of us have lost it imagine we're all Mormons she's skinny she was skinny dude if if you see one of our drawings and it takes you back cuz it looks so much like her that would be crazy that would be pretty wild yeah I got to I got to find her you remember her name her name a ████ I remember fuing it was like a common name but it was like like with a slight twist I forgot what like Angelina no it it might have been like a beani
21:17 bani something like beani is fun or some ████ I can't all right let's do it time let's give it up not this give it up give it up give it up give it up arms are really big wao that's not petite oops let's do it wa the face is good though all right show each and one to the camera talk about how close or how not close it is and we'll figure it out we'll narrow it down narrow it down ████ that's crazy it hit something that's crazy oh my wow who would do that who would do that that's so weird I feel like you described that that's crazy oh oh man that's a is that not close that's that's a that's that's pretty CL no that's not that one for sure yeah
22:09 with the sixpack she gave gave her a sixpack she has sixpack to skinny she H have that's tight okay okay she shredded okay all right put some respect on my on my man's name I'm not white with a common name she has dialogue what the heck this style wow that's good that's a good one I like it's always such deep ink yeah I was going to say that person tradition in I'm Latina okay that's not bad that's not bad that was not bad okay then there's this wait is it this one or this one no it's yeah you're right you're right no it's yeah that's the one oh okay strong damn that one looks good okay all
22:59 right good luck I know it's going to be hard so I'll start eliminating uh this one is a no what why what's wrong with it is the eyebrows is the eyeballs what's going on bubba talk to me I think the I think the head is too long well yeah I mean I just drew the head first help with the af1 you don't like the af1 those look like Nike ctez those are more like Nike Cortez God damn those you don't like the af1 uh this one I think she's little too she's too thick she's Bountiful just just a face just a face at just face that's her now maybe you know the face actually is pretty close yes so I I'll keep oh wow okay he's still in this one her she did not have a six-pack too bad for her they never have one they never have one they never they
23:50 never have hey it's too much too much burritos bro and then uh this one she does look this one does look like a white girl I'm not going to oh but she's saying that she's not watching yeah but yeah she say the the the girl that I knew she was very much Latina yeah very much Latin so there would be no confusion I got a blue pen what do you want me to do that your first time they have six they have six packs you guys' first time person that's crazy your first time person for then there's this one which is very stereotypical however the face is actually really close shut that's close Okay no it's not okay but like uh but like in terms of like in terms of like the the head shape is like shorter and rounder that's okay good cuz I remember you saying that yes and then
24:40 like her hair you got the hair kind of pretty on the point it was shorter it was shorter and like kind of straight straight like that what is this plate made of ceramic Chef thank you Chef damn dude that's that's pretty good then between those in everybody's defense I did not give a good description you said she was petite petite people are shredded yeah these all look thick bro you're hurting our mine doesn't look mine mine was petite and she's fit mine definitely don't look just because she looks like a white girl yeah oh yeah you know what you're right she is petite but I think you got I don't think the hair is right you said she wasn't volumptuous no she was a petite woman volumptuous dude it's so bad because I want to pick this one so bad I mean I wouldn't do that serious you should do it but hey if
25:30 that's the truth Live Your Truth Bud Live Your Truth you know what I'm going to go with this one because she's prettier oh pretty privilege all right good job privileg good job good job everybody all right if you guys would like to submit your own uh drawings by what these people described please do so send it to the JK news IG they yeah and then we'll get uh do you need these H what oh yeah I do thre the trash
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