0:00 do you guys picture like if your testicle punctures you just jizz all over the place that's what I was thinking it's like B blood [Music] j a man says he does not want an apology from his ex-girlfriend and still has love for her even after she shot him in the testicle no way oh my they have to be Latino this couple his name is Charlie Glenn oh well he's a creepy looking white dude it's one of your they're Appalachians explain yourself Steve I I have nothing on this one dude this is simp this is simpery that I've never seen so she shot him in a ball sack and he goes I still got another testical did you say they're Appalachians yeah they're Appalachian types some people got that passion and they like that kind of relationship that's just turbulent yeah some people like it it's passionate though it's
0:50 Mountain trash people have you guys ever been in a relationship like that where it was like you just toxic mous yeah bro but not that bad no no one shot my testicle no of course but like you know get like at least the emotions of like the highs and the lows I bet there's something nice hell yeah dude I had two girlfriends like that and they were both not Japanese not Chinese not Vietnamese not Filipino Malaysian I think I know what you're I think I know what race they are not Taiwanese not Taiwanese not not Chinese not Mongolian not Filipino no interesting Singaporean maybe no it starts with the K oh kazakstan kakan and they were with a K I think there's different kind of cucko I know that is addicting though when you have the tumultuous like ups and downs if you've never had it before
1:40 it is really like hard to get out of that yeah so this guy says uh he she wanted me to take a walk with her and then all of a sudden I found out oh she has a pistol with her that's weird she said it was a pet gun I said let me see it cuz I'm not going anywhere with you if you've got a gun and then she pulled it out and shot me damn on the Dick what did he do before yeah did he like it what's what's what what made her want to do that and why was he worried that she had a gun I expected a little more dialogue before the shot yeah yeah more of a leadup see that's what I'm saying there was probably a fight before and she goes let's take a that's a continuation she you know like how St it in her head and you're not even there anymore she had she's having an argument with you and like in her head yeah while you're sitting there yep yeah you cheated on her like in the dream and she woke up and she goes we're going to walk outside and she's retaliating for you
2:30 cheating in the dream dude whenever dude whenever I cheat on Nikki in the dream it's the worst what do you say to to to make it better there's nothing I can do four hours the first four hours of the day it's just like you're in big trouble yeah I'm a piece of ████ when she wakes up and she looks at you what does she do is she like she's she's she she doesn't start with like that but like she's being cold and I'm like and then like after a couple hours she's like okay I got to tell you something and I'm like okay yeah what's up and then she's like yeah I just had a dream last night and like you're cheating on me you're really mean to me about it and all the stuff and I'm like oh that's why you she's like yeah that's why who are you usually cheating on her with in the dream is her dream or Phil the Franco yeah guys oh that's why she's upset she's upset that you're Ray William Johnson she caught me ████ the whole station crew all the
3:21 men no she it's usually just some random person she's never seen before and then she's like well then who is that she's asking you but it's not you know cuz women are really emotional obviously that's true completely true stereotype um all of them by the way all of them every single one and she she just can't help it so she just feels it has to like almost sweat it out of her system by just sitting there and you have to apologize for what you haven't done not even cuz she's not like illogical she knows but she knows that she's doing this she just yeah I go I'm sorry you had a bad dream say sorry for her and then you go as you leave the room I'm sorry you dreamed of me 69ing Jack's films sh Jack I know you had a vivid image of me
4:12 ████ deep throwing the ████ the bartender friend that you got oh God the which bartender oh Tipsy The Tipsy Bartender true true you saw me going to Nikki's credit though if she had a dream and she saw you just getting deep throated that would be like disturbing I don't want to think about that hard toake up to you don't want to think about me getting deep throated no I am not a good friend dude yeah as soon as you said it how do you get imagine getting shot in the testicle though how did it Miss the dick cuz if you aiming at it how did it well maybe he he had it moved upward where the belt is oh before she did the shot dang and and he said he didn't want an apology and then dude maybe why is he so nice to her how do you get shot the testicle without it hitting your leg Yeah no clue maybe
5:03 maybe he was doing like a jump split like yeah and go to try to dodge it he's like whoa miss all the vital organs is it is it just me like a cowboy movie do you guys picture like if your testicle punctures just jizz all over the place that's what I was thinking it's like B blood J it's like Ang whites and then the paramedic shows up and like step away from this man like oh my God is he okay he like he just needs to for a little bit or or does he just feel it in his stomach like you know you hit the balls and you just feel your stomach is he just holding his stomach the whole time that's an interview i' would love to to hear is like what's it like getting shot in the Tes he's probably got really really saggy balls so he said he says that so there's a 911 call that's transcripted and he says one shot um I
5:53 got shot I think he went through my testicle and into my butt cheek and out oh oh ████ you got a fat old ass huh that Landing Strip it went right through the landing strip and then he says I still to this day love her and uh I only want her to get better and if she ever gets better well everything's on the table basically that makes me very upset why why cuz why do you why are you treating them that way when they did all this ████ up ████ cuz they're they're hurt bro they're ████ hurt people hurt people and you know what I say empathy grow up emotionally dude if you like that ████ and you like getting hurt go get hurt some more then that's what do you guys have any friends that have come back from a really big infraction in the relationship wait what do you mean stay together even though something really massively destructive happened oh
6:43 trying to I don't think so no I don't know yeah usually they leave they do the you know you have a death story for us yeah are you setting this up worse oh tell us what's worse than that it's like hard to ████ all right the girl ████ all the dudes I hope that these people don't see this but like um I got a friend who's like they they were married for like over a decade um at one point um one of them cheated with a minor o how young and and did and actually and actually did prison time and uh and they still got back together and they're still together this was the guy or which the guy or the girl cheated for sure it was the guy yeah cuz Bart's about to say if it was the girl it's okay I don't want I don't want to say it cuz I feel like it's going to identify I don't want to I don't want to say either cuz I think I know you know I can
7:35 only think of certain people but but they but they say together they were married when it happened and they're still married today can I ask if it's a teacher don't say it don't say it no you said it now I know now I know who it is you're a Guess Who Pro I mean I think it's fairly obvious yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not not that I know who it is I don't know who this is that's that's a very I know the situation it's like how do you get access to Young that's what I was going to ask too that's what I asked that's the biggest thing I've ever seen like a like a like a friend a close friend in a relationship and they survived through that and they're totally like they're they're great today never crazy yeah they stayed together because they had kids for the kids or because of the ████ power of Jesus Christ Our Lord dude right or they're right or dies for each other yeah they're they're Christian couples you don't think that there's sometimes where they get no fighting he's like well he
8:26 said ████ a kid ████ I like good one cuz you could use that forever it's a closure D I think he's such a good he I mean they're s they're such good I guess like good natured people wait what one of them is or she who knows yeah they're seventh day Advantage talk yeah oh ████ here's their names I might as well just tell you but yeah it's rough but I that that's one thing that I was like o it's over it's got to be over and then like it's never been better I bet that s███'s way more common than we think I think that's the de it is it is like abuse I agree I think for it's forgiveness culture but do you think do you think it's more along the lines of like like you don't know love the way I do you guys don't know no no it's like it's like it's like yes it's like what
9:17 if they believe that their love is so strong it can go past these obstacles can move mountains I think like when you're good Nar when you're rooted in let's say you have like high Faith uh I think your your power of forgiveness forgiveness dude but you know what do you think it's true that once you see the end result of all the ████ they went through and they're still together do you think that it's act the power of love is stronger than everything the power forgiveness that and the faith ████ but also depends how old they are too though bro like and how like if they're a certain age How likely are you going to be like all right I'm done with this I'm going to start fresh I'm going to start dating again like if you're like 55 or something not even I think even like late 30s or if you've been with somebody for 10 ████ years right I think your likelihood of being like
10:07 you know what I'm not going to I don't want to redo this whole thing again their their timeline when it happened would be similar to if it happened to you and to like right now so now we could really narrow that oh ████ was it me was it me do you think doing that like forgiving something that crazy and that big doesn't come with like Rec percussions like later because you're enabling that now it's okay I think the average person it will haunt them and it will come back but I think if you're like a ████ strong ass Christian bro like it's they're they're operating a different level think about the videos that we've seen of like a it's like a Serial Killer's trial and then the family's member is like shaking or whatever and then they're like you know I forgive you I pray for you every day and it's like dude this guy cut the person's head off like your loved ones got their head cut off and they're just going it's comparable it's comparable to a neoliberal when someone murders their
10:58 family and they're just like I want the best for you like it's comparable to that I'm praying that they release you yeah I think there's definitely something off about that like I think to to the average person it is going to look off it's off to me I need Revenge I I'm a very Petty person I want blood but that's also a virtue right like it's for for really religious people it is a virtue for to be like yeah cuz you're not holding hate you're just relaxed and then the mindset of like if I hold this in my heart forever they win you know that type of ████ like a lot of people think way I think they're wrong I think you should always get revenge that's not a win yeah it's a ████ it's a win when you dunk on them yeah exactly right as a Christian I think I think it's a win when you're like when you're serious Christian to be able to forgive something of that magnitude is like a Proving Ground of like I am this person with this faith that means there's like
11:48 not a lot of Christians in America then yeah it's hard man when I'm at the Pearly Gates the first thing I'm going to ask is like hey were you keeping ████ score how did I do did you see my game out there did you see my ████ game hey pull up my Stats come see I got them all back baby I got some threes I got I was sinking threes in pull from [Music] half
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