0:00 Do you guys remember Ann and Nicole Smith? >> Yeah. >> Who could forget? >> I'm going tell you a little story. >> She passed away, right? A long time ago. >> A long time ago. But you know the story behind her. She had big old boobies. Massive. >> She she got with a 90-year-old ████ rich man that was right about to pass anyway. And then in the And then, okay, imagine like ████ Pamela Anderson in her prime, right? Marrying Herbert from Family Guy. >> Oh, I heard about this. >> So imagine that, right? So that that was like the big thing. You see her in a wedding dress walking down the aisle. >> Okay. Okay. >> Okay. That's who she is. >> I got you. Check this. >> Very very like a >> That's her and him. >> Husband and wife. >> Very happy. >> So, I'm going to tell you a little story. >> He looks happy, too, actually. >> In 19 I mean, he better be. In 1991, 86-year-old billionaire oil tycoon Jay Howard Marshall met. He died a happy man.
0:50 >> And Nicole Smith, she was 23 out of Houston strip club. 3 years later, they got married. within 14 months, his death set off one of the most infamous inheritance battles in history. Um, so they meet at a Houston g uh gentleman's club and his name is Jay Howard Marshall. He built his fortune early on in investing in Koch Industries. Remember the Koch brothers? >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I don't know if that's the same. >> A K O C H. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Coke. Okay. >> He was already among the richest men in America when he met her. And then her name was Vicky Hogan. Great name. Can't believe she changed a name from that in the 90s especially. Uh she soon rose to fame as a Playboy model and guest spokesperson. Remember guest? >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. The brand. Yeah. >> Yeah. Um >> still around. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I remember being a guest model was huge though. Yeah. I remember that. >> Um so they got married 1994. He was 89.
1:41 She was 26. And everybody was ████ all over it. Obviously they still do. >> When he died the following year, she was left out of his will, right? [clears throat] And then uh she had to fight her late husband's son for a [clears throat] share of his billion dollar estate and it it's still talked about to this day like that. >> Oh, she didn't immediately inherit it. >> Are they still in litigation or they're done? >> So she died in 2007 without ever getting a scent from his fortune. >> Wow. This whole time I thought >> Me, too. I thought she won. That's a rumor. >> Yeah, I thought she won. >> Look it. Be like her. ████ marry a old guy. that's right about to die and when she's gone she gets everything cuz I think a lot of gold diggers that's their Michael Jordan >> then he's smart he's like I'm just here to bang you it's all going to my kid >> right >> that's great >> he actually outmaneuvered her
2:32 >> he hustled the hustler >> he's a smart guy obviously yeah >> you don't become a billionaire by being a sucker you get sucked >> yeah that's the saying >> tight >> so she didn't get a single or she got a little bit >> she didn't get ████ >> wow >> died in 2007 haven't never got any of it. >> But during the time they were together, I'm sure he showered her with gifts, but that's nothing to a baller. >> Yeah. To a billionaire. >> Yeah. That's like taking her to McDonald's. >> I think most those gifts went up her ████ nose. >> Yeah. He probably showered her for real. >> Yeah. Oh, that too. >> Also though, like did she like >> disgusted her? >> I don't know. So, I'm like, did she I don't like maybe write a book afterwards or like, you know, did she get some sort of like turn this weird ████ into some sort of >> financial gain? >> I don't think that she was remember she she had a reality TV show that she kind of after he died,
3:23 >> that was like her thing, the Anna Nicole Smith show. I think that gave her some scratch for sure. >> But not what she was expecting to get. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Imagine going from the billionaire lifestyle even to being like a low millionaire. That >> That's true. >> That's devastating. But that's also like going from a gentleman's club worker to the billionaire lifestyle though. Like >> was she worked there or she was just >> She was a stripper. >> Stripper. Stripper. >> Yeah. >> In Houston. >> Yeah. That's like woohoo. >> Yeah. So >> that's what I'm saying. But >> but how do you taste this level of god life? >> It tasted like 86 year old dick. That's what it tastes like. >> But it's worth it. >> But the depression is tough though. the dep they they say like when you it's way hard to go from good to bad >> for sure. What if Okay, so a day is 24 hours. She probably has eight bad minutes in 24 hours. Then she's taking helicopters to skip traffic and ████
4:14 >> and he's so old. How often you think he's ████ saying eight bad minutes in 24 hours is crazy. >> You know what I'm saying though? Eight terrible minutes, but then 24 hours you live you're living the billionaire lifestyle. >> Got a 24-hour chef. Like, dude, >> she was already halfway there being a stripper. >> No, >> no, I mean like being able to just ████ do whatever for money. Like using your body for money. Like it's like >> she already had her standards lowered. >> Oh, for sure. >> Did you guys see that movie Nora? >> Nora? >> Uh, sounds gay. >> No, it it was uh it was the one that Did it win like best picture or some ████ or like >> Oh, right. Something like that. I think it did. >> Yeah. And it's uh And it's just same thing. It's like this girl, this like I don't know Middle Eastern prince or some ████ of royalty or some business tycoon comes to the strip club and just kind of like pays top dollar and then like
5:05 confesses in love, you know, and then she like believes it. So it just follows a day in life of her suddenly thinking like I'm going to quit this ████ Says ████ you to all all of her stripper friends or bosses or whatever lives this gangster lifestyle for like a day and then it's like the parents come like no dude you're not marrying this stripper. is like, "No, we already got married in Vegas." It's like, "No, dude. Like, we're going to end this." And forces her to end it. >> Wow. >> And it's ████ ████ up, but it's like it's kind of it's kind of a interesting. The guy's not 86, so obviously, you know, >> very very different. >> But the idea of like feeling for one second you're out of that dog fight >> and then you're on like you're good. >> You're you're beyond good. You're above above above average. >> Yeah. You're invincible. >> Yeah. And then within like this, you're exactly where you were facing the same
5:55 people that you're just like, "Bye suckers." Now you're right back at the bottom >> trying to get your job back. >> Yeah. >> You know what? Um my I often think of like my Roman Empire. >> So um >> you think the Roman Empire itself? >> No, no, no. >> She always thinks about the Spartans because they were gay for each other. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> Japan. Feetal Japan. >> No, no, no. I got I got I got something good. So >> time. >> No, no, no. I got something good. >> Okay. So I often think about hookers. [laughter] >> That's good. >> That's good, right? >> That was really good. >> But all right. So you guys know about the ladies that go like high class living and then they get showered with golden showers and money, right? >> Yes. Instagram models. >> They're Dubai portaotties. Like so I'm like these women >> for them working at Target is worse than
6:45 getting ████ on. >> Yes. True. And that blows my mind. And it's really funny >> because it's like I rather have someone ████ in my mouth than be a cashier at Target. >> That's how much they hate working. >> You're right. >> I would rather work at Target. I don't want to get ████ on. Like that's just me. Like it's not bad. >> But imagine an 8 hour day at Target. >> I worked at Target >> and customers yelling at you and ████ like that. >> I work RIGHT NOW AT A ████ BOBA shop for 12 hours and people yell at me. I don't give a ████ What about just four minutes of ████ and then just billionaire life? >> It's never once crossed my mind to ████ be a porter potty for a Arabian prince >> when you're thinking when you're at June on your worst day. >> Yeah. >> You don't even think about it for a second. >> I never go, you know what? It doesn't sound too bad to lay THERE AND GO AH AND
7:36 THEN ████ Muhammad s████ in my mouth. What would be the price where you're be worth it though? >> Or like what if it's not Muhammad? Let's say a million dollars just so you could rub a ████ nugget in your belly button. >> Oh, a ████ nugget. Okay. ████ in my mouth is hardcore. >> Like I don't want Ames like ████ kaka and pee about 10 million to ████ in your mouth. >> No, I do that. >> WELL, I KNOW [laughter] YOU YOU PICK UP ████ WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. >> That's true. You have a different standard >> and you can ████ the money will erase your ████ like memory, >> but for me it just doesn't it never gets there. It never gets to that point. >> What if he made you dress like a baby? >> 10 million, right? >> I'll do $10 million. >> You got to GO LIKE THIS. AH, AND THEN it's one after another. People are ████ till you're ████ >> What do you mean? What do you mean one after another? What happened? ████
8:26 train route >> of a kaka train. >> Okay. So, how long is >> And then they're going to I'm coming for you. >> How long is it going to last? >> As many chics there are. >> It's an hour. >> So, it turned into an hourong train of seeks >> of 10 million. I'd be down >> 10 million. Yeah, >> I'm a pleasure. >> I'm doing it. I'm a real estate >> content hour. Yeah. >> I'm a sacrifice myself. >> So you So you cosign you. So for you like I understand Anna Nicole. Like I get it. >> No, she didn't get none of it. >> No, but like the the goals. >> I'm saying guarantee me the 10 million in 1 hour. That's different versus like >> indescribable amount of months that I might be sucking. None of these hoes are ████ eating ████ for 10 million. >> It's like 10 grand or 30 grand or something. Yeah. >> That's why I'm like >> I wouldn't do it for 30 grand. I rather, bro, I'd rather work at Ross and it's not that bad. It's not like it's not bad. Like, they're so allergic to work.
9:18 >> So, you're saying 10 million is off the table? It's off the table. >> They're so ████ lazy. >> Yeah, but let's be realistic. >> We'll keep your 10 million ████ thing, right? But it's being filmed. And I'm not saying it's going to get released to the public, but it's being >> But it's on film. Who's filming it though? Like, like is >> some laughing seek? Some seek who's like >> Yeah. He goes, "Oh, it's on a phone. I got JK Films on the phone here. I ████ in his mouth. >> But dressed like baby. I ████ in his mouth. >> 10 million. If K's filming, I don't mind cuz you know the footage is going to be gone. >> That's really good. That's really smart. >> That's a good plan. [laughter] That's a good plan. Say, you know, a ████ uh videographer. >> I'll bring I'll bring a guy and it's going to be in the recycle. >> But what if that was a part of the program? It's like I'm going to give you 5K, but with the video footage that's another 5K. So that's your 10K. >> No, there's no 10K, 20K, 30K. But that's okay. We're talking about market prices.
10:09 Like realistic market prices. >> They rather get ████ on than to work a normal job. >> If it's not If it's just on my chest blows my mind. >> What if it's just like on my chest, not in my mouth? Right. >> Maybe that's what they do. >> Okay. >> And you'll do it >> on my chest. How much money? What's market price? >> Market rate? It's probably 10 grand. >> 10 grand. Just ████ on my chest. >> ████ on your dookie. >> And I don't have to work at Target. The inverse is I have to work at Target or Ross. >> YEAH, [laughter] >> it is a funny concept because they think Target is beneath them. >> Yeah. >> But they think they're beneath getting ████ in their mouth. [laughter] >> It's like that you would think >> it doesn't make sense. >> ████ in my mouth should be beneath me. I'm better than that. They're like, "Oh, I'm not better than getting ████ in my mouth, but I'm better than Target." >> But I think I understand. [laughter]
11:00 That's what I'm >> I understand where you where where it is where it is in general. Like for example, like you have to work at Ross for multiple months to make that 10 G's, right? When this person getting ████ on their chest, it's there for like less than an hour. >> Yeah. But you're not mentally ████ You know what I mean? Like like being a hooker, it ████ your mind. Like a lot of them are like on drugs and ████ like >> and then they're not even eating ████ They're just getting ████ Imagine you get to lay by the pool though for like a year. You just have to take a ████ in the mouth for eight minutes. [laughter] >> There is a period of denial. But when the denial wears off, you got to eat ████ again. >> That's when your brain goes ████ >> the money's going to run, dude. >> No, you know, you know what the real problem is? Yeah. That's that's the part cuz imagining the first time it's the
11:52 most difficult thing. >> Desensitize that the fourth time though and it's just the money >> printer. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. You're coming in. You're coming in whistling. >> Yeah. Next. >> Next thing you know, you're just kind like you're like, "Hey, can we give us some more seats in here? I'm I'm on the clock. I need more s████." >> Your body blowing it at that point. >> Yeah. That's That's really what it is, right? >> It's like mornings at JK. Like, "Hey, morning, boys. What's going on? How you guys doing? How you been?" >> And then time to get some ████ >> Let me get my rain coat. >> Yeah. Oh my god, dude. For me, it's the psychological like, "Oh, ████ I don't know if I could live with constant cocka soft serve coming into my mouth." >> If they got you on a subscription plan and so once a year you got to do this. It's just once a year >> for only 10 grand. Do you just have one random 10 grand money to get shadow on? >> They gave you 10 mil, but you have to do it once a year like for
12:42 >> Well, they paid up front >> until you're not a sexy. >> Yeah, I'm worth it. Yeah, I'll do it. Can it be 10 mil every year? >> No. 10 mil? 10 mil is the subscription plan they got on they got you. >> That'd be so dumb. >> Dude, 10 mil upfront, bro. The interest alone on the every year is solid. Yeah, just buy some Bitcoin. Just leave. >> But you guys thinking retirement money like people do this ████ on a regular and they just get a bag out of it. Like a ████ >> like a Chanel bag or something. Yeah. You get a Hermes bag >> and some IG pictures at the pool. First of all, bag is you're talking Birkkins. Like we this that's the ████ >> Yeah. For Birkkins are the ████ They're not getting I don't think they're getting Birkens. >> Test me, brother. All I'm saying is, man, it's a career and they rather get ████ on than to work at Ross. I'm telling you, I rather ████ work at Ross. To be honest with you, I don't I don't think they're thinking like Ross was the other option.
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