0:05 Yeah, look at the camera. Thank you guys so much for listening to the JK News. Today we have Anthony, Joe, Stephen, and also Ryan. EVERYONE. >> [applause] >> UH, I WAS just wondering about uh I I asked Ryan this earlier if the dynamic of if somebody was very successful like a CEO of a woman or a man or they if you were are more attracted to them because of the in the power position and what does that Do you know what I mean? I think they have to be attractive in general first for me. Is that what I mean? You have they have to. Ugly, fat, and stuff like that and just because you're in a position of She can't be Harvey Weinstein. Yeah. Or does that matter though? Like the the Yeah, yeah. What's the ratio? >> Yeah, what's the ratio? I think for dudes it matters a lot. How much are you willing to overlook based on the amount
0:56 of power? >> different. >> my boss? No, not your boss. But she's a boss. >> Yeah. Yeah. And a very good one. And then if she's not attractive then it doesn't matter. >> Yeah. I got to find her attractive. No, she's attractive but when she's rich >> doesn't make her more attractive? CEO doesn't make her attractive. No, no. Oh, oh. Oh, really? It can make her hotter for sure. There, yeah. That, yeah. >> If she's not attractive it doesn't make her attractive. But that's the thing but then you could but what is the but what's the percentage because you could just have a really hot woman that's like like picks bananas. Okay, I like ████ with attitude. I always That's kind of sick. Yeah, that is [laughter] pretty cool. I always like ████ with attitude. So like that that can make a chick hotter for sure for me. That's for my taste. With the attitude but if you're banana picker attitude or like a CEO of a Fortune 500 company >> Doesn't matter. Guys don't care about that. Guys don't care about that. No, no. No. Some guys care. Yeah, some guys care. About the status?
1:47 >> It does matter. Yeah, the status. You're you're talking about if her status, where she is, does that make her hotter or worse? Status, yeah. Because Ryan was saying that if you if you're a CEO of a company and everybody wants your validation and you like are attracted to one of the guys I think that might be cool but then you some people don't care. You don't care. Oh, wow. That's cool. I think it first start Okay, so this is a separate it's like an accessory thing, right? The CEO, the position. >> an accessory thing. So so so to me it's like are you attractive? If if it's yes, then for here now what's the accessory? If you're attractive and you're a banana picker, it doesn't make you less attractive. >> 100%. Right, right, right. But I'm saying how much >> attractive and and you're like maybe a boss that I like I think is more attractive. the bonus. Like let's say she's a seven. Yeah. So this this is my thing. I think she makes whatever she's
2:37 doing attractive cuz she's attractive. So like what ARE YOUR PANTS? >> [laughter] >> YOUR PANTS. YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE ACTUALLY. YOU GOT your like >> happened or your Oh yeah, your pants are [laughter] open. I like I can't I got fat. I can't button the top anymore. It's all right. It's all right. I enjoy it. >> [laughter] >> It's just funny cuz you're you're speaking so serious. And it's [laughter] just going Like this IS WHAT'S ATTRACTIVE. >> [laughter] >> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER TOLD ME, DUDE. YOU COULD ZOOM IN ONTO it when you make the short. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S THE BEST PART. WE DON'T NEED THAT MUCH footage of it. >> [laughter] >> But yeah, I think I Okay, don't you agree, right? That's why they put models in ridiculous clothes but the they sell the clothes because the girl's hot so they make it cool. So this is what I'm thinking is like if they're already cool, whatever they do, it makes that
3:29 cool. But it's her attitude of how she um what do you call it like embraces her role in that role like So I don't think it's like you could be a CEO but you could be a ████ raging ████ and you're mean and you're horrible to your employees versus a CEO that's like like I don't know ████ dope person dope dope human. I just mean that they're they're both nice. Let's just go off of CEO but nice. Everybody nice. But how much does that matter if you're already hot? Yeah, do they score extra credit? >> Yeah, how much more credit? Because some people are like yo, that's I think it's slightly more credit. It just depends on where you're at with the relationship though, right? Because like in the beginning that that's not going to define whether or not I'm going to date you or whatever. But it's like if we're going to get married and like you're a banana picker and you're in debt versus like you make more money than me and I feel secure, maybe there's an extra point there. I'm just saying. Oh, true. Because now it's actually potentially
4:20 Okay, but the but but the but the CEO that you know that does the thing or whatever like is financially stable but now she is you know like the power dynamic is different now. Because she does bringing more things so then No, that's huge. So for example, if I have goals on like let's say I want to have a kid but then when we talk about it she's like well, I'm a career woman so like I don't think I can then that might end our conversation on that topic. Doesn't mean there might not be compromised somewhere but I'm just saying like that just affects it and it doesn't matter how ████ hot you are or whatever anymore cuz we've already transcended If I'm already in love with you and having this conversation, it doesn't matter if you're hot or it doesn't matter what your job is. It just matter how affects the lifestyle that we might want. >> I could give a ████ about the job thing. Like for me it's just about are you cute and do you have a sense of humor? Oh, wow. >> Yeah, that's it. It's her mind state on how she works is what's attractive to
5:10 me. So like let's say cuz you can't be a CEO like let's say let's flip it, right? They're CEO but they're reckless, they're mad in debt, you know, she's just a you know, like a like a raging narcissist, right? But then you have a banana picker who's like maybe family oriented, she's chill, she she works and she takes it serious, she does a good job but then like she's she's responsible with life. Yeah. >> So like having a level head and like whatever and how she approaches the work is more important than the actual title of the work. Cuz then there's going to be things that I'm just like I don't give a ████ you're into this stuff, you're into it. But then how they craft and like embody themselves in that skill is like oh yeah, you're really into like you're ████ knitting really hardcore and and then it's like you're really about that. I respect that. Yeah, yeah. In terms of it just attraction by itself, it does the reverse apply when
6:01 let's say there's a girl that you're physically attracted to but has a bad reputation. It has nothing to do with anything of today but the past is not a good look. So reputation, I'm out. Like if she was on OnlyFans? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's a bad sexual reputation, sorry. But otherwise, I don't I don't give a ████ >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I'm with you. I It makes me horny. I like that look. I like that look. What do you mean test it? >> It's just a test to see if it to see if it works. Stan, he's not going to he's not going to get married to it. He's going to test it. [laughter] Yeah, he's taking it for a spin. Test test drive. You don't just buy the car from You don't buy the car cuz you saw it. You have to like you got get inside. What if Push the buttons. >> Oh, do you know how women have that thing where when let's say there's a one guy, right? A room full of 10 women. Nine women think this guy is so ████ hot. That one woman is likely to also
6:52 agree. Yeah, all right. Do you think guys have that same thing? No. Oh, well, it's not about them being hot. It's about you wanting what you can't have, right? Or like the competition hard in this room. But do you think guys have that effect where like like if a bunch of dudes thought this one chick was bomb, you're more likely to like see it there see it that way? Cuz if those dudes are if are not to be stupid but are they strangers? Are they friends? Cuz like on some friend ████ if a dude's like Cuz I think when girls are strangers it applies. So when guys are strangers >> Bart like Sydney Sweeney and we try all the time. Um I read something about how guys find women that are already with other people generally unattractive. Like like if if they know that they're dating someone then like >> I agree with that. >> girls have to like act single when they're like in the public eye, right?
7:43 For fans and stuff. Females are the opposite where if a man is married, they are higher on the attractive scale because they've been qualified by another female. Especially if she's like really hot. Yeah. So it's like Yeah. Well, it's also that dynamic's also different though, right? Because a girl is more like a uh generally speaking generally speaking with women, it's like men go to them whereas men need to peacock so that the the woman might open up so that he can go to her, you know? So it's like it's already like that. Yeah. Earlier I was wondering you said that the getting something that you can't have like wanting something How how much does that matter to you guys? It doesn't it doesn't. Oh, it doesn't matter. Yeah, cuz I can't have Oprah Winfrey but I don't want her more. >> [laughter] >> You know, let's just say what Like it's
8:33 like oh She's so unattainable but it's like yeah, she has status. She has You could probably get Star Jones though. >> [laughter] >> It's the same thing as the attractive and the and the position. It's like I had to have already wanted them but if it feels like a little bit less attainable then the chase is crazier. I might want it more is all. But like it just because they're not available doesn't mean suddenly I want them because they're not available. >> Why is sometimes talking to you feel like I'm being interviewed by a robot? Wait, what does that mean? Cuz like Like how do humans work? Yeah, yeah, cuz like you you're a guy too, man. What the ████ You're asking us all these You don't have any take on this? No, no. Because here's the thing. Oh. >> Here's the thing. I do have takes sometimes in the but I'm saying that because I'm really cuz I I don't really know you guys in depth so I think asking these questions tell me about your
9:23 character and like a different perspective. >> find out who's scum. >> [laughter] >> No, no, no. Just I think I'm lowest on the ranks right now. Why does the status turn you on? And it's a different perspective also and I'm learning about different perspective. What about what about you? What do you what's your take on this thing? Um I I think because I if some if something that I can't have like in stand up or like a woman thing, I would want it because you can't have it and I think it's because like like approval of other like my parents maybe. Like I always wanted it. Like if I don't work for it, maybe it's not. I try to tell but I recognize that. I recognize that that it's not healthy or whatever the thing is but you think the more difficult things are the bigger trophies. Like it's like a Olive Garden, they give you free bread. It's like is this even good? But then if I have to pay a dollar for it and then you put it on a nice plate.
10:14 I'm like If you have to pay a dollar for the third bread, would you buy it? Wait, what? Like the first two are free? The third one you have to pay a dollar? No, ████ no. You don't think the third one's going to taste better? It's not unattainable. I I know what you're saying cuz cuz the first one it gave me two free already. >> [laughter] >> I'm full, brother. Throw away the third. Make out with lesbians cuz you knew that they were unattainable. Uh no. That's pretty unattainable, yeah. Like I could save you. That's [clears throat] too unattainable. >> [laughter] >> And then I don't think they want they they want it. Lesbians don't want it. I'm like I don't ████ want this. I heard. Yeah, you want you want to be wanted, you know? Something just a little bit. Not everyone's want want it but the hot ones do. Can I give you one more honest take on something though? When it comes to like the CEOs, obviously too specific
11:04 of like a role, I think I do need to be like inspired by my partner. What do you mean by that? Like oh they have to be somebody. They have to they have to want to they have to be inspiring. I It doesn't matter. It could be a ████ it could be knitting. I don't know. You know could be less inspiring than a seven? Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. What do you mean like a ten could be less inspiring? Like like if you're super hot like like Anna the armorer or whatever, she could just be like ooh I ████ picked a tomato >> [laughter] >> and you're like wow. You know what I mean? I think no matter what a ten is going to eventually end up a two sometimes when you get used to her. But would you rather be would you rather have be with a ten that picked a tomato or a one that invented the tomato? Invent a tomato.
11:56 >> [laughter] >> A one. One's one's never one never's in the game. >> [laughter] >> No, 100%. Okay, what if it's a five though? No, people humans will put up with ████ if they find a person attractive. A five that invented two times a tomato. No, I think everyone's going to go for ten. It's better to go for a ten and go ████ I regret that than go for a two and go ████ [laughter] I regret that. But that you're right though. You're right. You're right. Every ten in the world is a two to somebody. You know that that saying? Because it's true. Aniston used to date Ryan Reynolds and one day they just decided they're like nah, I'm good. It's true. It's like there's a thing where there's no woman hot enough that some guy out there's not sick of her completely. It's like a funny like weird like truth
12:47 of the world. Like it's that thing where like in the beginning your initial attraction like there's tens that are divorced all the time. There's tens that have that are single till the day they die. Like never found a partner. It just happens. Look at this perspective. I'm learning so much from you guys. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, never date a one that invents tomatoes.
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