0:00 thank you [Music] all right so um there is this mother whoa April Fools this is mother who uh recently uh posted online got a a little bit of an embarrassing moment that she had with her son her son is six years old um where he found her little baby not a vibrator not battery powered just a suction cup version of a large penile thing okay the ones that you stick on the wall wow and uh he found it and this is what he decided to do with it uh oh please just be a microphone
0:52 what is he doing karate what are you doing well where did you find that to oh she was he was using it to do karate oh he's like dude yeah is that UK yeah of course and he for real has no idea what it is either this is ████ fake no why 100 fake why why you think this ████ honestly wants everyone to see the giant ████ deal that she's taken or did she set this up to get to mind those views bro hey I think uh it costed for six-year-old son but the cost she put this video up she pushed what do you
1:43 mean the cost and like she just caught him right then and there come on but maybe that that's her that's uh so you you think she's getting the penis out to get more views I think she's raking views does she have a lot of other videos like that or is that oh yeah cook it in the kitchen making shepherd's pie or whatever you know a classic yeah what is she doing I don't know making some buttons yeah it's a thing dude you're gonna make a funny video what's the rest of her profile look like I was born tonight wasn't laughing you guys are really making me pick up her ████ profile well this is a real question this is something this isn't like stop talking this article can we just talk about the fact that she wouldn't she be actually embarrassed and not this ████
2:33 ████ where she's filming it in it it is funny but it's just from the UK she has UK humor oh okay that does change things they're not sexually shame shameful like we are too I think I think they're just okay I didn't know that that's dry pushy humor yeah yeah they got what I didn't say anything they auction where a girl like we'll we'll decide if she want a day to do it or not and then the way that they'll have a make a guide behind this like thing right and then it'll just be like show his legs first cool his ████ knee first his ████ dick and then like it's naked dick whoa like so she gets to see like everything what is on Primetime TV yeah and then the neck well it's like after a certain time not prime time
3:23 three people spice Channel I'm gonna go up to his neck and then and then so they they go yeah I'll still date him and then it goes and then you can see the face and he's a naked guy just standing so are there situations where they'll see from the neck down they'd be like yeah I'll still date this person and they show the face and they're like nah and then they're like oh like they lost a game you gotta marry him that guy yeah I feel like the Japanese will do it the other way they'll show every other part of the body except for the dick and the dick is last oh yeah it goes like this it goes retail price and then they're like I don't think they have the shame of dick and all that stuff the way we do don't you just feel like there's a lot of other places in the world I think
4:13 it's opposite where you know here it's like we're we're all we'll show all those violence but then the sexual ████ is a taboo but it's opposite the other the other side of the world like Europe or whatever they'll be like they'll hide all the violence but they're okay with all the sex ████ yeah titties and commercials and stuff yeah way rather be on the opposite side of the world stuff then I ain't trying to see violence all the time because they've seen ████ titties and ████ in France yeah I'm down to see titties all the time I'm not that down to CJ's all the time me neither you think you're gonna be that desensitized yeah I just think that it will make me too horny all the time I like I like being horny from titties I don't so I don't want it to be taboo no I wanted to be taboo actually I want girls to keep wearing something to cover it so it's like a surprise yeah but if it's out all the time it's not surprise it's National
5:04 Geographic yeah you don't want to get desensitized right oh I'm a straight man Anthony what about you so your titties man or an ass man I'm a straight man I like it I want to say yeah I like them both no I mean I I an ass man like I would say so because my wife has a ████ ass but then I was with I was with many chicks with titties and no ass so I think I'm just a straight guy I've never been able to figure it out can you identify in fact my buddy was like I thought you were a boob guy when I got Nikki and I was like I don't know what's going on there should be a quiz you should be able to take online where it could figure out isn't it just one question what it should be a whole website the whole personality quiz yeah like a Harry Potter house quiz but at the end of it I think there's three yeah I think there's three okay you're a boob guy a buck guy
5:54 or a feet guy and everyone judges defeat yeah they do everybody judges the guy who says that there's a fee guy there is a feat guy though yeah that's for sure they're the third ones they're also there's also like a lot of Venn diagram with like it's like feet guys and then like Sims and like it's basically just a complete circle holy ████ dude I think I'm I think I'm a Civic guy yeah they're paying like chicks for foot shots and ████ like that yeah um what about the cuck Venn diagram does that go in there too cooking what feed guys feed guys there's all like directly on top of each other three perfect circles the scientific definition of a cuck again someone who likes uh it's a brother husband ████ yeah brother husband yeah someone like someone seen their part see their partner getting railed by somebody else the f word you know what I'm
6:44 talking about yeah very friendly guys are like can't believe you're doing this to me but I'm still gonna be here with you forever I'm gonna make you dinner real quick so you're hungry that was a really popular genre before the incest stuff like oh I can't pay my rent looks like my girlfriend's got a ████ the landlord and it always was some dingy like Russian apartment yeah I like how the guy sits there just to make sure that she's okay yeah just for confirmation yeah and then he's sitting there going oh I'm so sad like you should be working right now like we said that was super interesting there's people with that jack off to it they like that yeah like I but you know what's weird don't get it do you think more people are jacking off to that that
7:34 actually have Partners or ones that don't and they're kind of simulating that oh like they want to be the landlord do you think they want to be the landlord or do you think they want to be the guy that's like no yeah that like I think like I don't know if that's people the relatability of is what makes it a kink yeah well or like the idea that you're just imagining that you even have a partner to do that with and there's like this like weird it's like one level above just imagine you have a partner you imagine you have a partner that's cheating on you I don't know it's almost VR right I'm just wondering if it's mostly people with partners that fantasize about that what if there's a VR porn where you're the guy sitting on the couch watching your ████ girl and the landlord's like okay it's like and then if you guys have played VR right it's always like take the controllers and place them in this location so you like place them here
8:25 oh no I can't see and all you see is pants if you start walking over to your girl it puts the boundary wall back up you can't go back oh man you walk into your ████ fireplace that's so lame step back in your Zone I know you see your hands please place your controllers back up this game is go get towels like they said they would be down uh because I did I think most most dudes it's like yeah I'm down for a threesome but I want another chicken most dudes is like that yeah right yeah uh he said he'd be down for another dude and I was like what what the ████ that's crazy and then he told me he's like actually it'd be down um to sit this one out this dude boning
9:16 my chick and I'm not even in it and I said that turns you on and he was like yeah he wants to be in the closet jacking off oh yeah I'm crazy I've heard of like stories that's some cut ████ of like white dudes wanting a black dude to bang their wife that's like a cup interesting it's a very popular thing yeah I wonder why so they could say oh no no this is happening to me [Laughter] yeah and after after my friend said that I just you sometimes just run out of questions yeah it's an awkward car ride home so if you if you have to just for the sake of this terrible conversation but you know we've been super gay today already anyway what are you talking about all of us tuck stuff is not gay it's still
10:06 hetero exactly okay so it actually had to what is somebody railing your chick who would it be dude it's a it's a gun in my hand bro yeah exactly it's three bullets it's triple homicide murder suicide I tell this every day boom boom boom I would say Brett man Rock oh [Laughter] kind of like you do it that's what I'm saying he's probably be nice yeah he probably wouldn't want to do it but exactly he probably couldn't get it up either exactly I win that's not gonna work he might be looking at Joe doing your lady I win either way I win it's confusing that's a weird situation ████ bubble
10:56 love sponge's wife what is that the one that got caught in Cameron sold to yeah Bubba the Love Sponge is like this radio personality I don't know where but then he he's friends with whole name huh yeah and then he gets Hulk Hogan to rail his wife and he's like filming the whole thing yeah and like watching it and like jerking to it like that and that's what took down that whole website right yeah and Hulk is his buddy but then it's weird afterwards because it's like hey dude thanks for real my wife I came pretty hard at that because you're friends yeah okay pretty awesome at that level though it's the equivalent of passing around a porn DVD no I think it's your wife literally at that level there I feel like they're
11:48 ████ everyone and having orgies all the time and they're bored that's what I so the title doesn't matter they've had so much sex that they need yeah maybe you know if you're like at Rock Star level and you got just nothing but cocaine and orgies like in so many different ways in so many different places it's ████ at every angle yeah yeah it's a thin line though between like bored and dysfunctional though that's like and Rockstar it's not hey everyone ████ my wife it's I ████ everything else too the dynamic of like everyone come ████ my wife I'm gonna just stay literally everyone everyone come ████ my wife and you know what I'll just jack off I'll ████ myself yeah that's a good very interesting Dynamic it is interesting yeah it's interesting I'll make sure everyone's well fed yeah I'll film it's starting to sound fun I'll just jack off it's fine I just love
12:39 to host parties that part is really good at pitching this certainly Cho talks about her open relationships like and her boyfriend would just pick up girls and they'll be ████ in the other room and then she'll make them breakfast in the morning and stuff like that and I was like that's interesting dudes too yeah it's open see that's different than that I guess it's different ████ one the specific cook one everyone come ████ my wife I jack off the brother husband one too is like that because then the guy's like why can't I have a chicken she's like because you can't and the guy's like okay okay that's it it's just one try I want to ask [Music]
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