0:00 world's only talking about like sales jobs and things like that like like what about in the hospital that's what's there yeah [Music] in a recent study attractive female students no longer earned higher grades when classes moved online during covet 19. why because they want to ████ into teachers like little animals or something is that why this affirms my narrative bro that's my name I knew it was crazy yeah they can't get extra credit because it's not blowing the professors well no
0:50 the professors don't find them hot and they're not scared to give them like that worse grades because they turn their cameras off and maybe she won't ████ me eventually or maybe hot girls got so depressed that their grades got lower because they couldn't study yeah that's it no what the ████ you guys have no sympathy for hot girls we don't where's your heart we don't new psychology findings suggests that attractive students can earn higher grades in school but for female students his Beauty premium disappears when classes are taught remotely a large body of research suggests that physical appearance has an impact on a person's success agree or disagree hell yeah of course because you ████ attract attention you're free marketing yeah absolutely Attractive people tend to earn more money report higher life satisfaction um Scholars have yet to agree on the
1:40 explanation behind the beauty premium yeah I guess skulls are pretty good you need a scholar to explain her I'm sure they're the hottest Scholars ever that's why for me and Scholars it's on site right away dude oh what's your job a scholar you call yourself a scholar I've been waiting for this day calls themselves that you know those the cheeses so you know that stereotype about like hot people being dumb right I think this is my this is my this is my reasoning for why that came to be right so hot people in general attract the most attention so all eyes are on them right that most people are just stupid so because most people are just dumb regardless of your good looking or not it just magnifies the stupidity in human beings so then you think oh hot people are stupid but most people are ████
2:32 stupid that's a fact but they don't get attention my theory oh please please also hot people they get the attention and they get the rewards so they don't apply themselves afterwards because it's too easy that's true hot privilege that's what I was gonna say it's like hot people like you can be a hot chick right and you're like I'm doing a little bit of math and then people like you're like really ████ smart smartest person I've ever met just a little bit of math yeah just oh just don't do that or like you tell like a pretty boring story which by the way hot people tend to do I think with no end the ████ boring stories and then it's like and then it's like oh wow that's the most deep and ████ interesting story I've ever heard I hope we have sex soon in a way that it is kind of unfair to them because all their jokes are bangers everything they say is like smart incredible and you think everyone's so nice you get an incorrect
3:22 gauge of where they stand it's pretty it's pretty rough like hot girls who end up doing comedy they don't know if they're really funny and they they're almost aren't most aren't most aren't most aren't and then when they're she's at it they're getting a lot of sympathy laughs but then when they go to a real crowd at some point which always happens then that's when it gets real people are like I'm probably not gonna ████ her she can't even see me there's like a lot of lights and so they're just actually just they're just the online version of class actually reviewing it just reviewing it yeah so is it really hot privilege if your life is so miserable I think you get the shot like you're more likely to get the opportunities I think to a certain point until you're not hot me that's true because raise your hand if you met somebody who ████ their way into a position of power I like that yours stays up
4:12 I mean I don't know if I know anyone like that I personally have done it especially yes yes yes oh yeah think about me know so many people how could you not think about the tubers that you know come on those are the ones to think of it always is the tubers it's always tubers tubers and actors is that what you did me yeah ████ my way for men we lick our way yeah exactly that's a suck machine no but I I it's just a thing right like I've met so many people and you know this is obviously one of those it's just a thing where like the guy and this happens with the girls too like the girls meet the guy and then the guy blows up later happens much less though the Guy meets some girl right and then like they get strung along into the world and then they get ████ tons of views dumped on their heads
5:02 and then they get a presence from that and all I had to do is like a little bit of ████ and sucking barely even for like you know a year or two like Pete Davidson well Pete Davidson's gonna you know he's crushing it he's got a golden ████ I heard yeah yeah yeah somehow everything dude he's he's with Emily I think I think you don't understand why these women find them attractive I just do not get it if we put you like he's not even funny no absolutely you don't even think he's funny but maybe you gotta Be A Millionaire woman to understand it's a hit or miss but overall to know I think if we put you in a room with them you'd walk out married married and limping yeah it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen with him because you don't trust yourself in a room with him yeah I wouldn't either because it's absolutely not not gonna happen uh what
5:52 about Pete Wentz oh my God who's it absolutely gonna happen with yeah don't worry about it what if he's doing that was good what if he's in character as chat his SNL classic character okay sick that's him he goes cool that's it that's the whole bit Yeah that's the bit yeah it's a classic there's got to be a cap though for like what the ████ happened to you when hot I can't process your emotions right now you guys are so new here this is very normal ████ how about now all right there's guys I like the other one better though yeah yeah yeah there's gotta be a cap here where there's probably at some point looks don't matter I think looks you know it's weird and what I mean by that specifically is like when it comes to being an Olympian that's not going to help you through the
6:42 door I just needed help well as in like your looks aren't going to help you jump higher you know you don't have to jump as high it's true dude you don't have to be the best Olympian to be successful because most Olympians are trying to be successful after the Olympics no I'm talking about only in the race so like they're looking at the the stats of the race so you're talking about in the one category that's supremely physical well yeah because or in in business like the numbers don't lie like you could be hot or ugly it doesn't matter like you have to make money for your business right so then it's a skill set oh business is yeah that's a good one right or like things that require you to use whatever skills and maybe yeah what what you I don't know it's just different from just looks oh but then business is also ████ you'll probably close the deal
7:32 you can but you still have to maintain the deal or like so it might be an initial good like it I mean it does come with benefits of you could grab an attention but now how do you maintain that it's like winning the law who doesn't though because some people like Steve said himself I think they're just stupid they're just so dumb that why would you want to do a business deal with them I said I just like throw and Steve and Steve in the mix you know it's actually Joe Joe's actually the one but is it the answer then to be the the figurehead that's attractive and then you just hire dumb smart people or not dumb ugly smart people nobody wants to hire them though no it's the ugliest ugly smart people run the business and then they hire the face of the business that's the way to do it oh
8:22 like in Asia yeah they hire like a ████ British guy to be the yeah the CEO typing like this dude hella hot people are in real estate that's true because it's hard to say no yeah to that deal I can't wait to say no that's they're almost just gonna add that as the next tier of uh NBA cheerleader you just pretty much go straight to Re Max but we're all only talking about like sales jobs and things like that like like what about in the hospital worthless there yep that's why they all become only fans girls so they dip out they bone out yeah they can't they find a doctor they married ones in the hospital get hired to be in Hollywood movies where they play roles in the hospital I figured Emergency Services would be a place where it doesn't matter who's hot
9:12 but look at ████ firefighters are they classically hot are you ████ kidding yeah call 9-1-1 right now start a fire in this room right now who shows up I feel like lifeguards and firefighters yeah dude you feel like firefighters are pretty dreamy Colleen yeah there you go what about firefighters that are dressed like Pete Davidson he was a firefighter in the movie firefighters dressed like he did it's not the other way I think I'm starting to change my mind here he's got a bunch of fake tattoo he knew it fake sleep it's just the way you say it I don't know you can't even tell it's a firefighter yeah he's like where's fire wait who are you who are you not certified yeah I'm PJ is it Emily radakowski yeah for real yeah he's going
10:02 through there's nobody he won't get he's getting Giselle next dude dude yeah he'll get yourself no giselle's already dating somebody oh I heard she's dating a jiu jitsu guy yeah wow look how Nick withholds information like that you withhold it why did you do that Nick we're a news channel don't hold back that's why I think it's it's about time all these news outlets stop being shocked that P Davidson's getting those like why don't you just finally adopt that must be the modern hot guy thank you probably ████ time he's gonna make people's hottest guy ever no the next one that's why I'm asking who's the modern hot guys who's worthy of this credit do you think Pete Davidson come on guys saying Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajkowski you're like me and Ryan we are we don't want Christmas music to play right now but it is there's nothing we can ████ do about it yeah I think I think he is the modern
10:54 hot guy but I don't think every woman likes that but no woman likes the modern hot guy any era like No Woman No Woman automatically isn't he just the modern hot guy to ████ not to like stay with no all around he's today's like I don't know I'm not making the rules up he's just two days there had to be ████ he was like James D ugh yeah for sure Marlon Brando gross like that happened every time losers he's a heartthrob but this dude's like we have a ████ scientist was analyzing him the undeniable proof yeah Clint Eastwood oh God finally how who does he have to ████ to prove himself to you how about that how about that like it's not about Gal Gadot he's coming for her we know he ████ it's just it's just a matter of time because you okay you guys remember in the 90s he doesn't think he's attractive no not at all do you guys remember I that that's a thing but remember in the 90s ████ Fabio was the Fabio and we all laughed at that
11:45 ████ but we didn't get it at least I understood we only laughed because you couldn't believe it wasn't buttered yeah that's true but then like when you see Fabio though and he's riding that horse with his shirt off it's ridiculous but I get it yeah I get it I get it it's valid that like most people like there are good people are like that is so hilarious and gross but it's like hey but with Pete Pete Davidson I get it for 17 year old girls not Kim Kardashian how old's Ariana Grande he had her he has Emily Rada he has ████ Kim K I mean and then next Colleen L yeah all three of those ladies those are all rebounds Pizza rebound oh he's a rebound boy so he's a rebound boy so he's he's just a
12:35 ████ and then Kim Kim left Kanye I never said he wasn't strategic just yeah that's true the ████ and the rebound not the relationship yeah right it's still a note so who is the relationship what do we have to do to get you to ████ Pete Davidson he's worthy we swear I'm gonna hire a team people we're gonna ████ get on this so so then he's he's just a really good closer and maybe he's not a good sustainer I need I need to know who the best modern man is today yeah I think it's I think it's Ben Shapiro I say what I want to say I am who I want to be I'm going to tell you right now why I am that guy he's always attacking
13:26 words by the end of the sentence Anthony you will be sucking my dick okay and if you're not talking about it Andrew Cleveland um uh Matt Walsh uh it is like the left always says foreign [Music]
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