0:00 [Music] all right welcome back to another this is actually a very special episode of the careful boys where indeed we are going to talk about what we actually really think about one bark quan hot tank what finally really feel and think about this dude and what is the first thing that came to your mind he's lazy i'm just glad he's not here yeah i'm sorry i'll say it he's weak i'm glad i'm sitting next to him he's weak he's super weak his butt's really nice i'm a little harness of his meat he has a giant ass but that wasn't a first impression of it was it his butt just recently got big he booty built it can't give him credit for that for first impressions i met bart the first time at uh they had a seminar at barbell brigade that i went to so like my first impression he was super nice to me was it a bart seminar
0:51 it was a mark bell seminar oh so you went to go see mark bell and you're like who's this scrawny asian guy next to there's a little ████ guy and i was like oh he's the owner of this gym oh okay cool and then he was nice and then yeah he's just been nice to me i don't know he's not nice here i guess he invited me to his home i watched fights at his house he got me a good barbecue remember i don't know talking about he doesn't do barbies for us shout out bart but his squad's weak but yeah we're cutting all this out i just wish bart treated us like he treated barbell you know he can't use any of that thanks or he treated us like he treats alex or he treats us like people maybe just you bro it sounds like you have something to say don't bring me into this about bar he treats me pretty good actually like we're trying to say that bart bullies you in some way yeah do you think bart bullies you i like bart's okay um let what do i really think about bar how long what was your first impression of them yeah
1:42 when you first met i thought it was just a gym bro it was ████ in all show you guys doing uncle chin uncle sam were ████ have you seen him prior to meeting him did you know like did you watch his videos not really that's true we all met and then we're like hold on we gotta do our thing and then we get into the outfits and we're like hi australia how you doing yeah so i was genuinely like i was like oh ████ this is a thing like people just act mad asian and then everyone loves you because i wasn't that was one of the unique things that ████ jk did right i was like oh i'm asian but man that's really asian you know what i mean um and then bart was like bart you know when you see him when you first see him you're like oh ████ yeah right you think it's larger dude ████ tattoos and she got a ████ little chinese tattoo and ████ on shin life right military haircut you go that's a ████ comedian if i ever saw him and then he's all like also kind of nice yeah you know when you
2:32 see an intimidating large dude that's like nice you're like the ████ is wrong with you you know what i mean or like what happened in your past but you're just mad nice it was geo who's more intimidating than him gio scared the ████ out of me first you ████ scared me because she has i don't know she she's not trying to make a look but when i say resting ████ face she has intimidating she's just very intimidating and she's way taller than me so she looked down she's like hey what's up nick and she patting me dunking on you hello boy but she was very nice to me but i was intimidated more than i was when i met bart so they so the way that they look is like oh ████ and then you actually talk to him you're like oh you're nice yeah yeah geo's still intimidating compared to martha yeah yeah i agree with that i second that i can see it because she's more quiet whereas well it depends if it's like half day on jk bart's already ████ asleep but if it's seven a.m in the morning bart's really like it's already half the way out of the videos but no
3:23 but geo is geo could be more reserved i could see that yeah yeah she's she's a lot more reserved but first time i met bart i felt the same way i thought he was he was a big burly man and i was like yo this dude thick like he's wide just met him at the gym he i think he came and trained i did a kickboxing class when i was the first time i met him i think yeah i'm pretty sure so with like david in him yeah yeah and i met him and he was really nice and he was actually kind of like sweet he was such a little sweetheart and he was kind of soft-spoken and i was like he's like hey what's that man like he's very sarcastic sometimes you make jokes and i'll be like oh you were joking i didn't it went over my head but otherwise the more i got to know him the more i realize that i don't like him that much yeah that makes sense i have like a strong distaste you know how like people grow on you he grows away from you
4:15 and he grows in general yeah he does he's gotten way ████ bigger oh that's the other thing about bart he's he changes weight all the time yeah about to say he's like he's been like three different people since i don't know when you met him anthony he was probably like my size yeah he's definitely skinnier yeah you were also skinnier i was also skinnier you were all skinnier scrawny yeah i was like can i met i met him at the roast at the timmy roast and then i remember thinking that it was your channel not i didn't think that he had anything to do with the channel other than is it because he didn't introduce himself or did i or yeah you were more talkative and then also i had heard of you before i had never heard of anybody in jk before except for you because it was just through the grapevine i think you had done something at maker before and people talked about joe malia for some reason like in my in my area oh interesting people had told me about joe and i thought your name was joe molly i thought your full name was to this day you're in my phone as jomalia because i didn't i didn't know
5:05 what the ████ your name joseph malia sounds like a dictator right it's funny but to put it together as i was on the show that i was like oh okay this this is like okay got it but yeah but i thought it was because you always carry the whole show to be honest like i think bart was like he was really good at everybody needs a sidekick yeah you're the star he's holding you back too he adds equal character but i just you know i don't think you need him anymore no he's holding you back big time i think you should get rid of him you grow so much more yeah if you didn't have bart weighing you down man and he was level you get hit he's an anchor bro like especially when he's sleepy and i gotta ████ he's like anchor protocol bro albatro you have to get way louder is that alpha trust usually when you're getting loudest because you're trying to wake him up he's trying to shock him how does his mind work though like how does he really think about scheduling right because he's like so ████ on schedule he's uh i'm gonna wake up like he said i gotta wake up at 3 30 in the morning so i can get my workout in so i
5:56 could drive to jk news from vegas at five get here at ten eat my ████ steak every single goddamn stick make an egg and do my ████ jam and butter on my bread and ████ like that and then show up for four videos out of 20. and then just passes out for like the rest of the work unless he wants to diss me then he comes awake yeah yeah oh hey ████ you anthony it's like the holy ghost ████ presides inside of him ████ you anthony and then this part yeah it's like it's only eight minutes oh ████ and he comes back trying to end the conversation open up right now about this experience i had in my childhood dude one time we for the fights we me alex and gilbert because we do a mma show uh podcast and we went and did a live stream at the quan residence in vegas and we were there until probably
6:47 like 10 o'clock it was about 10. and we're sitting down shooting the ████ geos like kicking it with us you know we guys recording the podcast at 10 yeah we're doing a live stream with everybody but we had finished by this time we had finished so we already just like kind of unwinding right and it's it's about to be 11 and we're sitting and talking and we're about to leave but we're standing by the door all talking and all of a sudden bart goes up turns off all the lights in the house it gets all dark geo's like hey man what the ████ we're still talking why are you turning off all the lights he was literally trying to kick us out he brought her shoes for us and was like trying to shoot us out the ████ door that's what he does he'll do that to you at 7 15. as the fights are starting he's like uh you guys should probably get going huh you invite you to a barbecue and at 6 30 he kicks you out before the main
7:37 event i'll do that i was like yo i'm taking nina to vegas for like a thing about but he's like yeah dude you can stay in my house you just come whenever i was like dude i'll probably get in late we're going to watch the show he's like no it's no problem come back ████ get there we like just get into like beatles love we're like barely starting the show and he's like hey man like what time are you going to be here you know it's it's only because like tiger's gotta wake up early and bob like throws all this ████ at me so literally in the middle of beatles love i'm sitting there booking a hotel room ████ last night because i feel so bad i feel ████ bad i'm like dude i'm not trying to wake this fool up and like his kid and ████ he just gave me a key when me and ryan stayed at bart's house for jk ryan got there at like 12 o'clock and they were like come on in dude let's go and he stayed up and was kicking it with us we stayed up till like 1am he went to bed like 1am but that's because he didn't give him the raise that he gave me and steve that's true yeah
8:27 we got sick oh ████ i wasn't supposed to say that that's what i get in place of a race more time with him i mean it's it's sweet he just loves you so we have a little bump yeah that he was kicking it for so long and then ultimately we turned in because we wanted to ████ go to bed if i was like you sure you guys want to hang out a little longer if you turn on all the lights instead of turning them off she tries to spend time with the employees that's nice of them that's so true though because i remember when i was homeless i would crash there all the time and then when i came over i think they wanted to kick it because they're like oh it's been like a while and then me and i was like man we just had a real long road trip dude so peace and they're all sitting on the couch and i was like ████ i think they wanted to talk and ████ but we're so used to sleeping early yeah with them yeah come over to their house just had a ████ bang he's like all
9:18 right i'll stand for 45 let's see if he got he's ████ down to five hour energy and he goes let's have a conversation until 11 30 p.m and i'm knocking out dude i've seen that full fall asleep just sitting in his chair just completely falling asleep like in the middle of everyone sitting in a circle talking oh for sure he's been like that though even when we were young like you think that's some old man ████ right we would be at clubs like everyone's dancing ████ drunk partying he goes and finds a bench and you see him in fetal just knocking the ████ out that happened to me once once right that's normal because i mean people today's video is brought to you by expressvpn all right i like to travel a lot and on my phone it's very sensitive you know i got my crypto on there oh yeah i
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11:50 secure your online data today by going to expressvpn.com off the record e-x-p-r-e off the record and you can get an extra three months for free expressvpn.com off the record always get one this fool is like at 10 30 starts getting tired around midnight we'll be at the ████ club or a party or somewhere and he's sleeping so good he seems like he gets like a he can recharge a lot off of like a really quick nap he naps half the time we're here he like goes in the ████ background i'm surprised because like it was like after we we took a break and then we're about to start filming he's all hey let me know when we started to take a nap i was like we're starting like two minutes he's like yeah cool and then he gets back and he's like super energized like from that you just shut you took a long blink it's very military yeah it's like a military skill right yeah he could
12:41 sleep really quick like i used to um live with him like when you live when you went to ucla i would go visit all the time right and i was dating his roommate at the time and then so like we would be chilling and we're talking you know how like the room's like dark but like we're all being you know our beds and just talking and we can hear his voice and then he'll be responding and then in the middle of the conversation you hear and we're like bar and we're like oh ████ that we just fell asleep while we were talking in the middle so we rolled over and started ████ really you ████ bart that's sick while he was asleep whoa he's just rolling the motor stop ████ don't wake daddy why the ████ probably the thing that i you know as i got to know him because i think i'm one of like the last
13:32 people who like rolled under the gate before bart closed the friendship doors kind of oh his quota his quota was hit yeah he's like you know i think we all kind of did that when we hit a certain age but like you know i feel like i took him one of his most closest recent most recent friends at the same time but i didn't know what a what a shy dude that he is like in there you know because he's an introvert he's a super introverted full-on introvert he's super interesting also to observe everything that he does he's sort of like nicking away where everything that he does turns you on i like to see his ass everything he does everything he does i'm always like how where did you even come up with that you're that you're capable of doing something like that but he but he just pulls something else out of a hat and i'm always like ████ of course bart's gonna launch like a but protein powder and like you know he's going to have a pre-workout and all kinds of ████ it's just he's dude he's such a monster with that stuff i'm really i'm really proud of that dude it's fun to watch him
14:23 initiative and resolve is like impressive it's funny because the 12-month part of the video where he starts saying nice things all right ████ this guy all right he's cool i like him to me it's a it's it's really dope having him as a business partner though because you um you know just hearing all these other people's like experiences in business with with their partners and whatever like there's a lot of ego involved right like i got ████ lucky that he doesn't do any of that ████ when it comes to like his pride or what he wants out of the company he's just like there for the cause and it's been consistently that so he's just down ass ████ yeah he is a dynamic let's get this oh that's why he'll wake up at three in the morning get his workout in and then drive down from vegas and do the show with us because he could say i'm coming tomorrow and then like i'll find a fill in and this is
15:14 like you'll consistently hit this this is the first time where he was like all right i gotta dip for like the whole weekend yeah and next month he was even like dude i feel bad i gotta dip again because i'm gonna do the basketball game in toronto and i'm like yeah but jk making the presents there that's yeah that's that's legit like you got to play with jeremy lin and see me because they don't want to play with me dude you're bert swan you gotta ████ go play over there yeah also knowing him pre-taika like where he was i mean he really is like a lot always the same dude but but seeing watching him become a father has been ████ interesting because he's like all the ████ that he puts into like all the stuff that he does he puts even more of that into taika so it's like it's really cool to see man he's probably like one of the first people i would go to if i'm a dad or i'm like yo what what
16:06 the ████ going on with this yeah even the way that he had taika get into jiu jitsu right he said that the first day tyga didn't want to ████ go and he's like man i don't think he's gonna like it and i'm like so what are you gonna do kick his ass cause i was like thinking maybe he would asian data and he's like nah i think i want him to like love the sport so i was like all right so just yell at him and then he's like no like i think i'm just gonna you know just just wait it out and then do it consistently so he says like over a period of weeks or or a month or whatever they would just go and hang out there no pressure to do it and every single time i was like dude i think that's like what everybody probably wanted out of their parents that's the right way to do it honestly yeah because i just like you're wasting my ████ money i'm paying a lot of money for these lessons so you better get good that's the right way that is right it works though it's like the cleaner
16:57 player you're not going to ████ like yeah you're going to bed hungry and ████ that worked on me like crazy it's a new era now though these kids these kids aren't taking that ████ anymore the old ways don't work yeah we have rights now because now their parents are bullying them or they're they're it's like some kind of damaging them if they're forced to eat yeah one of the funniest things too is i remember when i first met you guys like 14 freaking years ago or something and then uh when you guys invited me to be on like when when jk was all sketches and ████ and then i just remember thinking like before i met them i was like i've seen these guys they're ████ nuts i was like they're crazy they're probably crazier than we are and then uh you mean we as in quest yeah your guys's moves are crazy but i thought you guys were like gonna be all like wild because i'm like from all your videos my dudes are gonna be ████ nuts and then it's like the exact
17:47 opposite like production-wise like being there everything's so well organized and at the time i think geo was like the producer and it like i had never seen anyone do anything at that scale in terms of like asian creators at the time you know like this ████ and it's funny because now that's like whatever everybody does that but like that wasn't even common back then i remember thinking dude this big dude's pretty ████ was a big teddy bear he really is a giant teddy bear it was and he's like super nice and then everything was like it was like a really interesting impression i got i was like oh so you could you could execute as ████ crazy as you want but then in terms of like the back end and like structure like you can actually have a really successful like tight-knit thing yeah and it's cool yeah i was actually surprised with how nice bart was to me off the jump and i was like dude you didn't even know where the ████ i am i could be crazy and
18:38 you're being so nice to me so you gotta be nice to those types of people i've never seen them being fully to anybody like like even annoying people i was just like very patient dude dude he's never been mad at me yelled at me none of that ████ i know he has anger problems though like what do you feel like what do you feel like he like flips out over he just beats geo that's why i know for a fact he gets angry about things and he's like fought with other people and things like that but like nah he's never been mad at me um i've been ████ yelling at him and mad at him but like he's never been mad at me and um yeah i know i know like other stories of other people he got mad at but yeah i've never seen it that's pretty interesting to be friends that freaking long and he's never been like managing yeah he might also just have this like uh ability to
19:28 compartmentalize especially when it comes to like work related stuff because he's like he's like sucking a picture of him instead you know what i mean though he's so like um it's not like a weird meticulous but he has such an attention to detail and a logic a foundation of logic that he applies to almost any situation it's like well if this then this like well why would you do this when you should do this or like that's a problem so i'm gonna focus on you know what i mean it's just so when he thinks business and i can imagine outside of business stuff when things are just like you know the sporadic-ness of life maybe but maybe it's i don't i'm guessing it's the military i'm guessing it's the ████ he did in high school and yeah coming back around to college and stuff like that it's like he said in that video where he beat up his bunk his ████ roommate yeah where he was like if you want to discuss he's always open to discuss but that dude just said ████ you so he started wailing him start blasting and
20:20 think of all the things he's been through even just to the neiman marcus it's funnier to say marcus now monaco i'm gonna ████ hide in a grandfather clock because he's getting his ass beat grandfather clocks will always be fresh there's so much to learn from that like being able to see the humor and your dad ████ stalking you like silent hill and turning your life into that yeah i mean i'm impressed i used to live with bart's dad and i feel like the funny thing is i lived with bart's dad but bart wasn't living there he had an extra room and you guys are wild yeah and then um that's another level you guys have so many crazy sitcoms man hello what the ████ yeah but um i got to know why bart is the way bart is by meeting and knowing his parents his dad can ████ remember everything
21:13 without a calendar because his his life is like clockwork and he gets mad because he's like why can't you just remember normal ████ every tuesday of the first tuesday of every month we ████ steam clean the whole entire house you're supposed to just leave your things and this i'm like ████ bro that's crazy who remembers that he and then you'll be like hey we're gonna go eat on the 27th at uh six o'clock we're gonna go to this restaurant you'll be like all right i'll be there and he'll just show up five minutes early so like oh without like going hey we're meeting up today no he just he's like he's remembering it from a month ago huh and then he's the most repetitive scheduled dude and then you start when you live with someone you start to notice like certain patterns he makes soup on sunday and then he eats that throughout the first three days and then he cooks whatever he wants for the
22:03 rest of the week um he has his work schedule probably s████ at the same time every day too bro and then like if he's a ████ serial killer he'll watch something non-stop so he'll binge through dude for two months toby maguire's spider-man because then i'll get it yeah it seems to be the chinese military parade oh yeah on his ████ repeat bro he would watch so he hates communist china because he ran away from china to come to america right he's swami i don't understand the logic but this is what this is what bart told me is that even though he hates communist china he loves watching the parade because it's like the accomplishment of chinese people so then so then i'm like that makes no sense to me because if you hate the ████ communist that's like he's a down ass ████ though right that's where it comes from yeah and then all so so so
22:53 he has this people so he watches his parade for two months straight every single day after work he i go downstairs he's watching the parade same one when the parade ends he goes man that ████ was sick and he has to ████ do it on repeat like it was like how do you watch a ████ parade what are you talking about watching a parade sounds awful ugh he's just sitting down and he watches a parade i just don't really get that top five parades everyone why is it sometimes he watches it now is it this china seller 70th anniversary oh no probably something else just the china military parade some cctv things it's like china military guys ████ a rocket a tank is there a pride parade in china no can you imagine that you get the china pride parade okay so it's like this ████ yes yeah just like that and and it's
23:45 it's back pretty impressive photography is on point though is it north korea no that's china right this is better than the rose bowl parade the colors are more dynamic yeah so imagine this crispy look at it like a like a like a hour of it and he just plays it one of those guys who like loved searing it like you know ant colonies dude this is sick though okay i love that live music or this is not good they're playing it there's a band playing in it that's not their music bro there's chinese parades and van halen trivia bands [Music]
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