0:00 [Music] okay so uh I just wanted to show you this clip cuz I thought it was pretty funny uh it had this caption that said crying in front of women is like bleeding in front of sharks I what the I kind of feel that a little bit just watch this and it'll of here's your context did you have something deeper like should we go deep when's the last time you cried yeah now no I lost my best friend this year so it's still been hard thing for me I'm so sorry you can't do it minute one you can't start with that that was too easy that was too easy to make him cry oh my God after you do that they're just going to see you as one of them I feel
0:51 so oh I'm so sorry man I love you it's hard on Dr my how my brother yeah this question was I'm sorry I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding and then just like mildly uncomfortable which is nothing against [Music] him so he got raid last for of course of course that the first dude when you first meet a group of people you can't start crying it's not just crying it's ████ socially awkward to do that to that it's also they brought it up and then he started crying immediately so you got to have thicker walls there's an angle he's playing thicker walls I've done that move and it never works bro you don't cry on the first time I know from experience that they probably saw that it was performative yeah girls dry up from that it's like I was telling you guys earlier with my beautiful example about a chick with a corn dog if on the
1:43 the first minute you meet her and she deep thrs the corn dog and like takes it all the way so it's so cool but if if you date a girl for 3 months and she shows shows you that trick it's actually pretty cool it's way sicker yeah doesn't make you go like I'm out on this ████ what about if she does it when you're like both 80 years old and she's like on her death bad I would have been mad why did you wait so long it out honey look at what I could do baby baby it's the car dog ready it's not too hot is it you're going to miss this how you only did the tip the whole time you just me now you think it's performative that he was just doing it like come on you think you think he's just like you don't do that minute one dude that's a move that's a move I the I mean well yeah they could have edited obviously right like it could have taken a minute like to build up to that moment
2:34 but you're on a show with cameras and and a ton of people they're ████ strangers yeah but that dude was like his brother man that was like his brother okay but that tells me his brother don't want you to look like a ████ in front of everybody look at the show it's first date you're at Chili's you really you know you want you're going for it you dressed up you took the chick there right and she asks you a question like that and you immediately go Bad News Bears it's over it's ████ over bro all okay the way I see it is if I was a girl I'll be like oh poor little baby boy it's no longer it's no longer my man it's it's little all you little sweet things yep and the endless chips and salsa haven't even come yet AB not even here what do we do drink you blew it before the
3:25 app but if you were it's all it's all about the cont because like that moment would be actually good what if it's on some gangster ████ like he starts crying it's like yeah that guy was my brother like you know he like ████ my exgirl so I stabbed him and he died no it's still too soon that's creepy that's like yo this guy's creep this guy's a creep it's got to be it's got to be Steve's example where you're 80 and you cry for the first time or or it has to be it it has to be like that's what I was saying you have to you have to show like if he really wants to play the real game he has to think about his friend and be like Oh I'm sorry get like choked up one tier and that's it no just slightly that's watery eyes it's like a shiny pupil watery eyes ches it down just like my bad I'm sorry tripping I'm good and
4:15 like that like that's a good play you got to go what would Denzel do yeah all right okay okay okay all wait all right okay my guy okay okay all right that's how he cried all right okay okay no what you do is you you you choke get down you go and you go sorry and the salsa is kind of spicy wasn't expecting that nothing to do with my memory use a little bit more sanos in this one give you a lot of chips and a little bit of salsa is that crazy divert divert thought I said milone like see this is why you never show a ████ emotion yeah I mean of course they are cuz the the ████ the T boys are doing that it it goes over the heads of so many young man they don't get it you show emotion later is all that's
5:06 all I think it's time and place like chick being like hey you just lay on the couch all day get a ████ job and then she just wants me for my money man money brother yeah people's in their autistic perspective yeah legit dude it's like this or this yeah I've never seen a full episode of this I feel like I need to see like a whole episode I think you'd probably skip who that B I don't even know I didn't the white background show was that one clip I'm sure it's from Jubilee dud when me and Nikki were in the UK we we love to watching garbage we were watching that balloon one yeah oh my God that ████ is so bad oh yeah like what's the premise of that I just it's so funny D it's so funny dude cuz like like girls are standing there with balloons it's basically smash or pass smash or pass it's instant and you hear the pops so it's like instant rejection
5:57 hilarious when the guy walks in he's like hello my name is Allan and then you he and then they'll be like they'll be like I see you pop your balloon why'd you do that how come it's the best part like yeah so just so yeah I'm just not attracted to Allan at all yeah PL I hate PL is it like a TV show or is it like a bunch of them they copy each other oh so it's not all onez I'm like yo one one producer is creative some bu who does one it depends on what race they are yeah oh and like whether or not they're like of creators or if they're like Mexicans or if they're black it's all like they're all different the one we watched was like all black dudes and Jak D the one Charleston White's on pretty Savage Oh that was that was that really Savage we should troll we should just do one on that white white psych place
6:49 where we did the Christmas party pretend like it's a serious with all JK people that would be crazy yeah so that one was a dating show they're just trying to get first impr them immediately when they're just they're just ranking them from attractiveness yeah yeah dude the best is when like you saying they so the guy walks in he's like hello my name is Peter and they immediately pop every single balloon in the whole place and they pop all the backup balloons just in case and then and then this this ████ goes up to the and and it's like he has to stand there for like 30 minutes while they interview everybody about why they why they don't like him yeah well what's wrong with that guy what they say oh it's just like it's just like I don't like the way he said his name he's 5' three that's why ████ like that like what the ████ and and the funniest thing is sometimes like let's say it's guys that are popping their balloons or something and
7:39 then uh and the girl walks in and she's like super fat and ugly right and a guy will pop it and they they'll be like hey I see you pop your balloon how come you popped it he'll be like hey straight up she's just not my type and she'll be like good cuz you bald and ugly anyway and he'll take the mic back and be like actually it's because you ugly and it gets so funny you get pissed I'm trying to be polite at first but because you said that but ████ you yeah it's I couldn't even pick you up bone dry ████ and your knees are too low for your legs it's like dumbass ████ it's like s it's so superficial Petty insult pettiest insults you would never hear in real life I'm kind of liking these sh had to had to take the wall down to get you in the room that's why yeah you would never and I need a bulldozer to
8:29 move you and it sucks because some of these guys have really good jobs like I saw the plumber one yeah he owns his own plumbing company and the girls were like pop he only makes 200k a year you're like dud it's because they they do The Superficial thing like I can't be I can't say I'm married to no plumber or some ████ and you're like you're listen to guy dude he owns the plumbing yeah yeah so put his hands and ████ for eight years and he's like a goodlooking dude and they all just went oh my God it's brilliant I love that stuff dude but if Diddy remember like Diddy just like a year ago if Diddy walked out on that show every bit ████ balloon would be there every single balloon they keep it I love that cuz all these ████ they all like the worst guys they don't like real good guys like us that's why if I was on the show dude
9:19 I clean house yeah no they probably would pop my balloon because they don't know what a good guy is when they got one right in front of them cuz I'm only five five that's why ████ David Alvarez has one that's really good too that's my homie I love David yeah yeah his is really what's that one it's the same concept but he he puts a better spin on it too sometimes will'll have them where you're supposed to try to gross them out to win like you have to make them cringe you got to like be bad like they have to not like you to win it's like pretty funny yeah yeah some of the concepts are cool cuz like they've been around so long now and they're like the people copying each other they have to like think of something new but the Charleston white ones if you want to just hear the meanest things people can possibly say those ones are the I want he other favorite thing I don't know what I can't remember this guy's name oh God I can't remember his name but but he he does this like it's like a
10:09 talent competition thing where people come in and he's like got a red cloth or whatever he's got security dude and when guysi all they have to do dude he's so funny when people walk in the room he's like get the ████ out of here yes he has one guy he goes he walks in and he's like so tell me your name man he's like my name is certified turtle and he starts he start Shadow Boxing and then Drew he's like yo are you out of your ████ M get them the ████ out of here bro get him the ████ out of here my favorite thing is just somebody walks in the room and he's like get the ████ out of here didn't even say anything yet so funny dud get out girl kind of down and he's already like okay yeah we going to sign you dude that's a his rolling his bit self did you see the thing where there was a guy who came in and I think he was gay but he was trying to act straight and then he he caught him
11:00 because he said he said something so like Daddy or something yeah he said a dead giveaway word or something and he was like hold on dude I can watch that guy just reject people cold all day it's so funny it's so funny it's so ridiculous it's such a good bit cuz he security or is that like I have absolutely no idea but he has security there and the security bit is the best part of is that they're going to remove the guy for just existing in the same room as the guy like get the they're going to beat his ass for no reason it's such a good idea dude yeah it's good I love that stuff man
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