0:01 can you buy like cheap chips and cheese and salsa and soda [Music] I'm gonna tell you guys a story it's super uh confusing a little bit but it's pretty awesome you tried to confuse it don't worry Anthony is not here all right all right so we start with this guy right his name's Iowa that's his actual first name that's already confused I know aisle worth let me tell you if it's a Wisconsin story I swear to God so this is in 1988 right this guy he was a Serial assaulter we'll say um is it in the essay yes so in 88 he goes
0:53 to life in prison he gets sentenced for life in prison and then one of his victims actually fought to change the law back then to where you could get compensation if you were attacked in this way so it's not like child support but murder support kind of yeah so they no no like the victims get the money right yeah now then yeah so this change this person who was a victim got the law changed and he had to pay her 50k in Damages and on top of that he had to pay 800k in legal fees how does he pay that when he's in jail I he had you paid overtime um and so wait it doesn't have life in prison yeah he has life in prison no how do you pay over yeah how does he make money he makes it in jail I don't know I'm not I'm so confused I could sell his booty in jail like it said the payments out probably how is he getting money maybe it never
1:44 comes who knows either way that part doesn't we don't go back to that so what happens here so he pays all that well that's what he gets sentenced to pay uh the woman does get her 50k and she donates it all to charity like that's really cool but then in 2004. while this guy was in prison in 2004 he's you know he's been in there for quite some time they let you out every now and then to do different activities outside of jail like handball or something sort of yeah dude yeah camel all right 2004 he goes and buys a lotto ticket and he wins 7.2 million oh ████ what the ████ this is ████ crazy guys nothing but net this way he doesn't miss
2:37 a lucky son of a ████ he wins 7.2 million he's still in prison for life basically and uh so they're trying to tell him that he can't have the money so he has to hire a lawyer to fight for uh basically in order to claim this 7.2 million how come he can't have the money the ████ it's like it's a gray area because nobody's ever won the lotto from prison yeah wow wow you should be able to keep it honestly so what happens is what the ████ what can you buy like cheap chips and cheese and salsa yeah if all of his victims get all the money right there so um that'll be good so for 15 years his lawyer's fighting for this case for him to get this money and not
3:27 until now 2023 they finally granted him access to the 7.2 million is he dead yet no he's not dead he's like totally good does he owe 7.2 million legal fees he doesn't he doesn't even over like and of course of course like well it doesn't give us 0.2 right he gets half I can't buy his way out of prison yeah you do have to pay a lot of attacks but basically now that he's gotten granted that money that original woman she's trying to pressure him to give it to charity because she gave her 50k to charity that he paid her she's trying to get him to do that she's like pressuring like uh the the law to like make him do that oh yeah wow for some reason I'm rooting for the guy it's just weird ████ you made your move yeah you made your moves not thinking he was going we're at all nice people dude yeah he
4:18 wasn't in there for being nice let me tell you that what about all the other victims maybe he should pay all them out oh yeah unless they're dead or something because he was like one of those kind of guys that just killed them all I mean this was in the end so most I got life and he must have just ████ up 7.2 million winning the lotto in prison life in prison imagine being being a multi-millionaire that's life in prison what's where is that even worse or is that better because you can't even use it that's what it works yeah oh yeah yeah so what are you gonna do with it yeah but you I guess you could buy Ramen for the jail dude and everyone loves you because you're just on the house every day Ramen that's what I'm saying like he'll never he'll never get like you can buy like tickets and stuff for things in jail right with money with
5:08 real money you can't buy your way out of prison yeah but he could buy his way up from not getting like touched by guys in there yeah that's true hey I know you want to ████ me dude but listen here it's an actual ticket to give you 10 000 honestly a family don't touch me yeah don't touch that no touch ticket but what about um that's him yeah can he pay for like lawyers and ████ like that with it to try to get them out yeah yeah but dude well I don't know he was this guy he he did those crimes to a lot of people like oh ████ he's not coming out serial assaulter that's that's him in the 80s when he was uh dude it looks like Paul Rudd he's got the Furby guys you know it's got those pervy eyes why am I rooting for him for some reason you want to help me put these boxes inside
6:00 yeah let's figure out let's figure out why we're rooting for him are you guys rooting for him no um maybe I'm just weird well because the lottery doesn't like he just got lucky that's it it doesn't mean you know he deserved it I think it means he's a good person I think if you win the lottery it means you're a good or you've done so much good in your life yeah you're finally lucky yeah yeah good Karma's busy you know what he's already been buying stuff what's he been buying oh ████ he he has like a property portfolio now he has an art collection he bought a Picasso what is he gonna do like he's just gonna be ████ in prison dude thinks he's always wanted it might be like lawyers that are doing it for him no Well I this is what can I tell you what I think I think he's got the money I think he transfer the money to his family and his
6:50 family's doing the buying for him he has a family he's not a family he's probably got like someone who cares about his mom over there smoke a cigarette God what do you want to do with an extra male it's like I don't know if I can give it to Cherry or some ████ ████ that I'm gonna buy some guns how about that what can do it Mike posso ████ might as well too dark my guy get out of there oh oh oh oh oh okay well break let's okay right you got 7.2 you spend one million on some guy crashing into the ████ building for me that's prison break you had a good idea your wording was terrible help me help me out I would have just said I would just hire some guy to come in there and just break it but when can he say 9 11. when is he gonna fit in 911
7:43 the fact that they came out of your mouth was like I could have been said without what you needed to do is you needed to use a reference that no one gave a ████ about like Kamikaze but saying something like suicide bomber or 911 just it's too close to home when white people care about it that's when it's dangerous give it another go think about Asian deaths that's what people don't care about okay he could have hired uh Asian lady driver and she's gonna crash anyways dad crash into the prison [Applause] I would have went with a Chinese balloon but Asian driver's license Chinese weather balloon it's a writer's room we're working in
8:34 our Chinese truck driver I like where you're going with it yeah the white women are like oh thank God it's 9 11. tears oh thank God so I guess he's like technically he's released on license which sounds like the the British equivalent to like out always yeah oh this changes everything wait he's out now now I'm not rooting for him anymore yeah yeah it's like even though he has life because that has a too good no no I'm not written for him he's a brick he's not actually ████ this guy you know when you're when you're disturbing your sentence but you're you're you've been in there so long you start serving it outside of the jail how is that even life in prison if you're not in prison that's not life in prison that's like life on houses you know how the Brits are these guys on Andrew take
9:25 stuff dude it's like you're on you're on parole but it's super strict or house arrest kind of deal nah take the millions away ████ this guy dude I think he is Pablo Escobar yeah it says that he lives in a like a a property on a Countryside with his long-term partner it's all super nice the ████ now he could actually use his millions I want his life I want to be creative in jail yeah that's what I wanted yeah yeah I want her to build like ████ bird houses and ████ like that make those like awkward ballots I wanted him to build his own ████ in and out outside of his cell window that'd be so hard that would be so hard that's like Richie Rich type ████ though yeah I would buy one of those like Mexican ████ uh parrots and just looking to talk to me and ████ like that with the seven
10:15 million dollars those ████ parents are smart dude they have a whole conversation with you yeah and then they could like tell them to go get you something to go get it bring you cigarettes weed and ████ yeah anything you want dude yeah a bunch bunch of stuff it's so red okay the french fries don't talk to me like that yeah he's not actually in jail but he's like on a strict uh thing where he can't do nah he needs to go back to jail spend his time in there yeah I was gonna let this guy out there he ████ tortured so many women and he gets to be out that's weird that's what she's saying that's why she's campaigning that he should have to like pay reparations man the UK got some weird laws dude that's backwards he probably paid someone out so he can uh live his at his house dude would you guys be be down to be a millionaire
11:08 but you have to be vegetarian for the rest of your life oh ████ no I'm broke I mean me me too give me that protein dog give me that meat now that I can finally afford A5 wagyu yeah foreign [Music]
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