0:05 Welcome back to another episode of the careful boys. That is a disgusting sword. We're not going to talk about it. Okay, because we can't we can't talk about those kind of >> going to talk about Michael Jackson? >> I guess so. >> No, or what we we >> No, [laughter] no, we're going to go over there now. >> You can't you can't make that intro. Everybody knows you're obsessed with him. The question is >> Can Michael Jackson not do video ON MICHAEL JACKSON? >> [laughter] >> HONESTLY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> I DID, DUDE. DUDE. >> I loved it. I loved it so much. >> I would have I would have actually committed uh >> Crime? >> No, like I would have >> You see Ryan's eyes get hella big. >> want to get demonetized, so I would off myself if I didn't catch it at the theater. >> Only you get demonetized. >> Yeah, okay. >> You were going to off yourself or monetize? >> At the theater? >> Yeah, I said not this time cuz I missed Peaky Blinders at the theater and I was like, [snorts] "Not this time."
0:55 >> So, you were able to watch it in the theater? >> I freaking >> Dude, those though. >> At the theater. >> Like, give us your best MJ. >> Huh? >> Best MJ. >> Wow. >> [laughter] >> The carpet the carpet ████ me up. >> Yeah, yeah. It's not optimal surface for moonwalking. >> [laughter] >> Carpet, the carpet. >> Did you watch it opening week? >> No, I was here. >> He's on closing week. >> [laughter] >> And I had to save that I have to save it to go watch it with Hannah. >> Dude, you would love it, Anthony. >> I >> I'm sure I would. Okay, to to be fair, I often times I'm just I love watching movies. I'm just I love wasting movie money on like IMAX 3D ████ popcorn, full full like Nelson type ████ And uh I'm in a very sad phase of my
1:46 life because there's so many really ████ good movies coming out to the theaters this year and I can't go. >> Why? >> W- why? >> Mexicans do it all the time. >> [laughter] >> You're saying you want him to bring his baby in? >> Yeah. >> In a mainly Mexican neighborhood, you bring the baby? >> There'll be five other babies. >> Everyone's doing it. >> Hey, dude. >> It's like, why? Mexicans do it all the time. >> [laughter] >> That's the thing. Black people Black people like to have conversations during the movie. >> They just bring their whole family and the baby start crying. >> Is it cuz baby's getting free, right? >> What's the >> I don't know. I just think they just take their baby everywhere. >> What's the Asian stereotype for movie theaters? >> Movie hopping? >> Oh, yeah, probably. >> I don't know. They're invisible. >> Yeah, probably. >> We're We're white adjacent. >> [laughter] >> Yeah.
2:36 For movies. >> That's it. >> No, the white people they just stay until the credits are finished. >> Oh. >> That's their stereotype. >> Yeah. >> It's very nice of them. >> You You saw one time? >> Yeah, I did. >> Why would I love it? Why would I love it? Give me a real grand MA breakdown of the movie without spoilers. >> Okay. Okay. I I think even if just for this one uh quality of it, you would just love how well the lead actor performed his role. That's it. >> Oh, yeah. >> Even if Even if all you did was admire how well Jaafar plays Michael, you would already be 10 out of 10. >> I would believe that. Yeah, this Jaafar Jackson um is his nephew or whatever. >> Yeah. It's his brother's son. >> I don't I had no idea. >> Wait, isn't that same brother the one that married the other brother's >> Yeah, it is.
3:27 >> Yeah. >> Um what was I going to say? I totally believe that because I saw the Broadway Michael Jackson musical, like the one that was touring and stuff like that. I ended up seeing it at the Pantages or whatever, right? And they got this like shorty dude who plays Michael. And the first thing when he comes out, the dude was short. And he kills it so hard, he kills it so hard that it's like, this is a ████ great musical. One person. >> Yeah, and And not just like it's not just the, uh the performance parts where they're doing the songs, just the whole dialogue throughout the entire movie, him just acting like Michael. >> taking it as an accuracy thing, or you're taking it just because it was entertaining? >> Dude, I like every like I saw with like Deatrick and stuff and all we all like forgot like we started to think that's the real Michael. >> Yeah. >> like it started Mandela affecting our brains and we were like, that's ████ Michael. Oh wait, no it's not. You know
4:17 what I mean? Like even though even though the first time you see him you're like, that don't look like Michael. By the end of the movie it will change like how you filed Michael in your brain. You'll think that's Michael, right? It just makes you go like, oh yeah that's Jafar was the original Mike. And then just the way they show um, like Thriller and all the music videos they did, when they back the ████ camera up and they show the behind the scenes of how everything, you know, may have been, it's so mesmerizing. It's like the nostalgia hits you so ████ hard. All the concert footage, all the stuff that you forgot you saw as a kid. >> Yep. >> It's just the magic is exactly the same. >> Are you capable of taking your memory and your nostalgia out and then rating it as like a regular movie? >> Uh, I think so. I'd probably have to watch it that way. >> Completely carried by nostalgia and >> Well, it is it's very easy to like to get captured by it, which I think is the hard thing to Yeah. And I think if I
5:09 watched it objectively like just as a ████ Siskel and Ebert brain, I'd probably still enjoy it, but um, but the the thing like a lot of people probably didn't like is that they don't they don't touch on like the sensitive like all the sensitive issues cuz there's no way. Like they're not going to fit all these different like scandals in one movie. >> Yeah. I heard it was a very safe nostalgic movie. >> Did you know that they filmed it but they cut it out? >> Oh, they did? >> Yeah, they they they filmed all of the accusation portion, all that stuff. >> it would have been NC-17. >> But then it's also like >> been like 10 hours long. >> But also that's so >> Straight to Pornhub. >> Yeah. >> Oh god. They actually have the scene where they bone? That's crazy. >> stuff? >> They got miles of film for this ████ >> He didn't do it, okay? He was saving those kids from Israel. >> saying 70 mm 70 mm film. They got like miles of this. >> You know what's sad though? They they
6:00 cut it off right when he's starting to pop off with um with Bad. Or like was it Bad? >> That's where they end the timeline? Oh man, don't tell me more. >> They stop it at Bad? >> Yeah. >> I I don't remember where they they they jump around, but then the the main thing is that I don't I don't think like we've we've been paying attention and learning about the scandal stuff for the last ████ like 20 years, you know what I mean? Like that's all we ever talk about. So you don't need to I don't think you just need to see it in a movie. It's like that's all the stuff you've been seeing. >> Yeah. >> You haven't seen all the stuff that's in it now. Like all the stuff that's in the movie stuff that I wanted to know about. >> think it would have been >> typical to see uh the portrayal of like the fall in a biopic like they did with like Elvis, like they did with Bohemian Rhapsody, right? It's a it's like you you kind of already know
6:51 where >> to see all of it. >> You want to see like this personal new version that maybe you haven't been exposed to. I feel like that's the normal reaction. Um but then once I started seeing reviews and everybody's like they didn't even like get to any of that stuff. >> There's room to do that if they wanted to in the next one though. >> If they wanted >> So there's going to be a Michael sequel? >> Yeah, yeah, they there can be. There can be. >> Especially cuz it just passed like 400 bi- million dollars or something like that. >> There can >> They did cut They're going to do Zack Snyder cut. >> [snorts] >> Do you guys think that that >> cut, dude. >> Do you think that that a movie like that would actually like sell? >> Yeah, because if we knew the real ████ >> a scandal like that. >> Yeah, but then like imagine in the perspective of Sony attacking Michael using the conspiracy aspect of it. The gangster that that married La Toya and forced her beat her ass and >> The Israeli guy?
7:41 >> Yeah, yeah. >> Hollywood feature film where it's like based on a true story and then like the entire uh Jackson estate is obviously going to be fighting that tooth and nail. Uh and so there's no point in that, but that sounds like a really ████ great Netflix doc. >> Or yeah. Really good. >> would who would accept it though if it's made by the Jackson estate? >> It's true. >> Like people would just reject it no matter what. It feels like a moot point. You know. >> Like it's it's because it's their perspective. >> Yeah. It's like why would people be like, "Oh, finally um the scandals are here." But then they're like, "Oh, but the Jacksons made it." >> Well, 20 years from now you're still going to watch it. >> people won't though. >> I would watch it. >> Yeah, I would watch it. Even if the Jacksons made it and it was about a scandal. >> As a fan, it's more like, "Hey, uh we never fought back and then this is the real story." I think that that they'll support it. >> Oh, like if it was like really really like embraced that this is
8:31 >> Which is true. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. And then if if they even showed like he was ████ saving those kids from Epstein or which is kind of like proven to be not completely true. But then like >> But we're going to go with it though. >> [laughter] >> I like that narrative. >> It sounds like it's going to turn into Moonwalker where he's like becoming the plane and ████ >> Which was sick. >> MOONWALK DUDE, I WATCHED I had to watch Captain EO and Moonwalker after the movie. >> Oh, you did? >> Yeah. I went home and I ████ I was like Hannah has never seen it. I was like, "You've never seen >> He just made her watch it. >> [laughter] >> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN CAPTAIN EO?" >> All the back of her neck. >> Freaking time. But maybe it's a California thing cuz you only could watch it at Disneyland. >> Everyone in the world goes to Disneyland. Disneyland's a world thing. >> They showed it at all the Didn't they show it at the other Disney parks, too? >> I hope they did. >> Yeah. >> The day that they replaced it with
9:21 Honey, I Shrunk the Audience, I ████ cried. I >> Aw. I was very sad, too, but that was actually kind of tight. >> [laughter] >> That was PRETTY TIGHT. >> AND THEN STILL BEING IN THERE BEING LIKE, >> WHEN THEY BROUGHT IT BACK, did you go? Oh. >> Can I say something ████ up? >> Yes. >> When I was a kid, when I saw Captain EO, I was like, "What is this?" >> What? >> [laughter] >> I'm like, "What is this?" Cuz in my head, it's not Power Rangers, you know what I mean? And I'm like I'm like, "Michael Jackson's dancing the aliens away?" And I was like, "What is this, dude?" >> [laughter] >> It was like dance and rainbows can turn the darkest spirit okay. >> Oh, that's interesting perspective. >> The The dancing is sick. The music is sick. But you watch it, you're like, "This is corny as hell, dude. What is this?" >> Oh, you So you thought it was corny? >> He's what the ████ >> And then the rainbow shoots out and then one ████ guy popping top. >> is this is from the lens of like 10-year-old Nick. Like this is All I
10:11 wanted to watch is >> Hooter? >> All I want to watch is Bruce Lee movies, you know? So I'm like I'm like, "What the ████ is this?" >> So you were already into like real ████ >> Yeah. So in my head, I'm like I thought he was going to be cuz I remember you they used to have Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. >> Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. >> I think they would they would all they would alternate. >> Oh, they would? >> Yeah. So sometimes you'd be Captain EO, sometimes it'd be uh >> [laughter] >> That's what if you don't know until it's >> Oh, what do they play? Lilo & Stitch? What the hell? >> [laughter] >> Joe Rick Moranis AND HE GOES ████ CAPTAIN EO. >> [laughter] >> THEY WERE DOING CAPTAIN EO. >> The Captain EO that when that ████ came out that era though, that was when you would be in the audience that first asteroid that comes out, everybody's still like this because 3D was a hell of 3D was hell of real, right? We're like ████ idiots doing like >> Hey, now hey, you put me in 3D now, I'm
11:01 still reaching. I'm like, "Woah, this is cool." >> That's funny if eventually the movies just start blending. >> [laughter] >> Yo, buddy is shrunk. >> It's the solution for the Michael Jackson movie. If you take the Michael Jackson movie and then you splice it you interspliced it with Finding Neverland so you could put the sabotage and all that into >> [laughter] >> into one. >> Captain EO? >> Yeah, no. Captain EO >> Honey, I Shrunk the Captain EO together. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I said and I that's Michael Jackson. >> And then you sneak it with the MJ movie now so you could fill on the missing missing parts that people wanted to see which was the scandal. >> And who wanted to see the >> Everybody wanted to see the scandal. >> 70 mm film, right? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I think we need to show like why he got attacked. >> should just do the documentary. >> No, it has to be a narrative. I want to see him go >> [laughter] >> Take you take the people that did
11:52 Narcos, which I just saw for the first time, SO I'M LIKE I'M LIKE 17 years later like >> Hey, it still hits though, right? >> But you take that and you put it in the style OF MICHAEL >> OH, YEAH. >> I FEEL like a story like that needs to be told on TV. >> No, he's not he's not >> Well, yeah, it it would have to be really long though, you're right. Yeah. >> It would have to be long. >> I've been saying that everywhere, dude. I love it. >> Really long, dude. >> Estes yet, man? >> [laughter] >> Y'all want to see him getting screwed over? I want to see him Yeah, I want to see all of that and then like the publishing gets like attacked and ████ >> When he makes that famous song that says some racial slurs in it, which is kind of out of left field. >> You know why he did that? I think he did that after he went to Israel. Yeah. I
12:42 think he went to Israel and then >> They had to change it, yeah. >> Still performed the original lyrics at that one event. >> That's like some That's like NWA. >> [laughter] >> And then you think of our political climate now and you go, oh, that's interesting. >> Yeah, it would have to be a pretty long like episodic. >> I think it's cuz it he went there cuz you know how like everyone goes there. >> He didn't kiss the wall. >> But but it backfired because he saw he saw what happened. >> What did he happen? >> Like he actually like the the the actual country like when he was watching like what was happening in the country, he was like, oh, wait a minute, and then he came back and then like everything else that was going on in his life, that's when he made they don't give a give a ████ about us. >> Hey. >> Interesting perspective from a guy who has all the power in the world at that time. Right? He goes to Israel and he goes,
13:32 "What is happening over here? What What is these borders over here?" >> [laughter] >> That they're genociding people, dude. Come on. What the ████ >> I just love that he he thought that he could use love to fix everything. >> I know that's really admirable. >> And then even like Captain EO, he's like, "I'mma show you love." And then the soldier turns into a dancer. >> Yeah, everyone Yeah, everyone becomes poppers. [laughter] >> But as a kid, think about that. I'm like, "What is this?" >> Yeah. >> Oh, and it's really cool. You Anthony, you'll you'll like that like for for your dancer brain, there's a bunch of uh cameos from like people that were in Captain EO and stuff like that. >> Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a lot of behind the scenes stuff and a bunch of homies are dancing in it. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like cuz
14:22 like like some of the old school guys that were in like the old music videos, they make like little cameo appearances in the movie as and they're old in the movie. >> I saw the guys from Breaking. >> Which guys from Breaking? >> Like was it the Poppin' Taco? Not the Poppin' Taco. >> The The main guys >> passed away. >> The main guys in uh >> Poppin' Pete. >> No, the guys that were the the the the main characters of Breaking. I think one of them's dead and the other one >> But that was Captain EO. >> Was he poppin' in that one? >> A what? >> Are you talking about Michael Jackson the movie now or you talking about Captain EO? Cuz you said Captain EO. >> The The movie now, yeah. >> He's saying some people from >> From Captain EO, yeah. >> Were in like the movie. >> From Captain EO, yeah. >> The guys The guys that get turned into poppers from Captain EO are in the movie from the Michael movie, yeah. There's a
15:13 bunch of people. Yeah, it's dope. But yeah, honestly, dude, you would have a great time.
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